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/K/ommando Inawoods defence?

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So, i intend to spend a whole 3 months in a cabin in northeastern Michigan, about 25 miles away from anything resembling civilization. Sort of training myself for a SHTF scenario, along with my brother. Trying to see if i can teach myself to live off grid.
Obviously I'm armed with enough firepower to protect myself from animals and wild-dindus, but what i want to know is if there's ways to protect my brother and myself from 'unforseen threats' that may or may not be living in the woods.
Goatman, skinwalkers, fucking Cthulhu or anything else in between. What i want to know is, is if there's any materials and\or procedures i can adopt to ensure i don't end up like Ash in Evil Dead. Wards that i can hang on my door or things that will give me early detection, whatever works is good. I'm even willing to melt and mold a set of specialty shotgun slugs if that's what it takes.
>inb4 everyone on /x/ is just roleplaying
I don't really care. The woods and isolation are scary as shit when you know for a fact that whatever noise you hear outside, no human being made.

if nothing else, could anybody point me in the direction of some reading material?

>pic kinda related; my cabin looks a lot like this
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Wards, there's plenty. Each culture has some version of it. Early detection, you could perform a ritual to set in place an early detection mechanism. Go full wizard. I don't really know anything about this shit, giving you a bump so you can hear some real wizard memes.

Ah, I do have a resource for you. These are all sigils made by a true fucking nutjob, also I've found him to be somewhat reliable. You can use them any way you wish.

>>true esotericism: http://meister-runic.tripod.com/
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>>18424599

Dig a moat!
Put up spike pits!
Tripwires in front of spike pits for bonus.
Salt the mothafuckin' doors and windows!
Iron and silver everything!
Large stack of pornographic magazines!
Put up dreamcatchers!
Blood of first born son on doorways!
Sagebrush everywhere!
Wew!
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if you sense something creepy is watching you in the woods, continue hiking but walk backwards, it may confuse them into thinking you are going in a different direction
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>>18424846
This honestly, there's ten thousand ways to ward a house, given that you're asking here, you probably aleady have some ideas of what is "correct" or what vibes with you. What do you think is "magical" to protect against general supernatural bad shit? There are many many protective spells, charms, wards and practices, but how you feel about the protective magic is extremely important so that you don't sabotage it yourself. This is actually why salt is not always effective, it's such a common material that people have a lot of internal doubt about its efficiency in protecting its warded area, and consequently, it doesn't end up protecting against shit.


The area you're talking about (and maybe the spirits you're concerned with) will be perhaps tied to the ojibwe, the fox and sauk, and the huron as far as I know, but I think theres other tribes in the area.

Protective magic is kind of a personal thing, if it doesnt feel magical and solid, then it wont be.
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Bring plenty of meth, you need to be wide awake and alert as well as have the extra energy to ward off multiple attacks for days at a time.

Fight naked. Urinate in front of any threat. This will show that you are the dominate one and no being, human or otherwise, wants to battle a nude alpha warrior.

Run thru the woods announcing your presence with beastly and obnoxious noises. Beat your chest, stand erect with arms flailing. Become a mountain beast. Be scarier than those scary things that lurk at night, you're not trapped in the forest with them, they're trapped in the forest with you.
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>>18424599
>dont end up like Ash

You mean you'd rather not be a lucky and brave badass?
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I think it was on /pol/, a few weeks ago someone had an innawoods thread and someone posted a ton of PDF books, like how to make makeshift weapons, how to pick locks, etc. all this crazy cool shit and then some that I don't even wanna type out. They were old books scanned onto PDFs, I dont think the more controversial books in that dump could even be made today without the FBI probing through your life.. But I wish I kept the link. Had some interesting and useful shit for all means of survival...
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>>18425895
this was the creepiest thing i've ever read.
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>>18424599
I went to school with a Chippewa full blood in the 90s (Jay). His grandpa (Red) would take us on pretty fun adventures in the woods, we did Thunder Bay, Huron, Manistee a bunch of other Parks. I only saw Red scared once, I'll tell that story now.

>I wake up in the middle of the night. I heard a scream, we are under the stars and I can make out the shape of Jay struggling on his back near me. I try to shake him awake. Red is sitting in a hunched position opposite to us across the dying fire, rocking backwards and forwards. I can't see his face is covered in dark. It's dripping down from his hair and nose and he is holding a small round object in his hands. there is chanting coming from outside of my vision and it's growing louder. I wake up again and I see both Red and Jay standing by the edge of our camp, having a quiet conversation and looking at something slightly above them, out in the darkness.

>Jay: "What happened to it? It looks completely destroyed grandpa, was it an owl?"
>Red: "Spirit wants his blood, they say he doesn't belong here. We must sacrifice ...*couldn't hear this part* sits in the smoke and enters in dreams.
>*after a long silence* "...I have seen it kill."

>In the morning Red showed me the dream catcher. It was ripped it to shreds. We buried it then he taught us how to track and hunt rabbit. We left the skinned meat out on a large flat rock. A gift of goodwill for their ancestors. Neither mentioned their conversation from the night before. I kept having strange dreams the following nights and we left shortly after that. Oddly the rabbit meat was untouched for those three days. Hiking out Red would often stop and stare behind us, muttering in the old language under his breath. He looked sad and confused.

20 years later nothing happened to me. Red loved his bullshit stories. I am unconvinced. Unrelated but Jay died in a freak accident that following winter and I stopped seeing Red after that. I think he blamed himself somehow.
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>>18424599
Being both /k/ and /x/ here are my suggestions.

-Bring some cold iron with you. Doesn't matter what it is, just bring it and keep it with you. It'll keep those faggot faeries and brownies away.
-Consider rock salt shotgun shells for any incorporeal threats. You probably won't need them but they'll be fun to make.
-I always thought it would be cool to cut crosses or pentagrams on the nose of flatter bullets like .38 Special and other rimmed cartridges. Again, it's probably unnecessary.

The cold iron should take care of any mischievous forest faggots and good old brass and lead should take care of anything that can literally tear your asshole out. There's always the possibility of things like demons or ghosts but decent warding should deal with that. Basic shielding and pentagrams.
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Are you a michigander?
The biggest things you'll have to worry about it there regarding spoopery is wood spirit type stuff. Also Manitou are a common thread in first nations folktales around those parts.
Do you mean up near Alpena or more towards Sault St. Marie?
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If you're doing it right now that is the worst goddamn time to do it. It gets bitterly cold on good years up here and we're in for a rough winter.
Don't Alexander Supertramp yourself. Happens more than you think.
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>>18425974
kek
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>>18426421
>-Bring some cold iron with you
for a non American, what does this mean? A gun...or a knife? Sorry it's just not a familiar term to non gunfaring nations
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>>18426461
>Manitou
oooh what is it? look it up in google images and mentally prepared for something mega spooky but instead pic related
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>>18426487
A horsehoe, an old nail, a skillet.

Some folklore suggests steel items work as well but iron is the original. Cold iron is poetic for just standard iron, not steel. The fair folk have a history of detesting the stuff and it's thought to dampen some forms of magic.
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>>18426487
>Should I use a gun or a knife to hunt demons?
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>>18426496
ah thanks, so it was literally just 'cold iron'
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>>18426518
Pretty much.
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>>18426496
>>18426518
>>18426536
this is one possible interpretation, the other is that "cold iron" is meteoric or iron rich mineral that is either heated very little, or not at all, before being pounded into shape.

There's no real clear answer as to what the old references mean, but given that meteoric or naturally occurring iron is very difficult to just beat into a shape without proper forging, its probably a colloquialism like anon said.

Best to have all the information though.
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>>18426495
Just spirits. You know Pocahontas, 'every rock and tree and creature has a life and a spirit and a name?'
It's that. But they aren't all 'good.'
They're fickle, like every cultures nature spirits. Don't fuck up trees and such and you'll be fine.
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>>18426140
probably could be found on 4plebs. nah man, I doubt the information is that sensitive. is to make bomb? is to make wepin?
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>>18424599
Buy a bucket of salt and make a circle around your cabin.
Maybe make a backup circle around your bed as well.
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>>18425974
Top kek m8
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>>18426158
Why?
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>>18424599
lol I read that as "the woops"
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>>18424599

One cast iron nail in each corner of every window and door in the home. A handful of salt and a shotgun will deal with everything else that may pop up.
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I'm from Pennsylvania and the Germans brought hex signs with them during the big immigration. Hex signs can be wards for many different things, but the farmers there still use them. We had a horse ranch and my grandmother, whom is of Iroquois descent, used hex signs on our barn. It is true that you need to believe in your wards for them to work. Its some type of faith magic.
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>>18428292
https://owlcation.com/humanities/Dutch-Hex-Sign-Style-Guide

Decent resource on hex signs
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Torches and salt, and ammo
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>>18424599
Awwwww shit my /k/ommando!

Another /k/ommando here as well looking to do the same except for I will be in the mountains of SC and GA.
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>>18425682
Wut will the pronz do?
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>>18424599
The best thing you can do is set up cameras and have them record constantly.

Spookers avoid active cameras like the plague. People sometimes have their cameras with them during a sighting but the things always seem to disappear when they start recording and they never seem to walk into frame when people are recording something else.

If only they didn't have this superpower we'd have some real evidence of their existence. Crafty cryptid bastards!
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