I am about to evoke Goetic Prince Stolas. How shall I beckon him?

if you get anally rekt, it's him.

>>18422550
Go ask Styxenhammer

>>18422550
with a live mouse. owls love live mice.

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>>18422550
The goetic demon are absolute bullshit and at best some kind of self-suggestive roleplay.

I tried it for myself with literally no consequences. I asked people who claimed to be in contact with goetic demons to harm or curse me; again nothing. And also: have you never wondered why the demons behave and look different depending on the summoner?

They are all in your head. If they weren't, you could tell Stolas something and then I summon him and he will tell me your message. That doesn't work though and never did. Because Stolas isn't real.

>>18423337
why make a post like this without any idea of OP's motivation etc? are you that butt-hurt that you couldn't make little creatures appear like THE GATE and just want to shit on everybody else's forray into the same activity?

>>18423337
I advice anyone who beliefs in this disinfo troll

to read Crowleys conjecture on "beeings i have seen with my physical eye"

Can confirm, is real, true intentions and years of full devotion to the cultivation of the practice led me to experience the same things
https://www.google.be/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiY-IrIr_LQAhVKN1AKHVXkCEsQFggcMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bibliotecapleyades.net%2Fcrowley%2Fmwt%2Fmwt_57.htm&usg=AFQjCNHWKBydddmtbPHKOlY-iMfUe0V4hQ&sig2=v_fkUyLcHFoxRKjujHXvug&bvm=bv.141320020,d.ZWM

>>18423376
>>18423364
>being this triggered because your roleplay friends aren't real

Crowley was a drug-addicted degenerate. Nice source.

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>>18423387
>triggered

>>18422550
A nice arrangement of small stones at the altar site would be nice, as would the addition of an herbal plant of some sort. Maybe some gems, if you have any jewelry or anything with gems in it.

Are you going to use Prince Stolas' sigil and Enn?

>>18424028
Thanks for sharing this - Hail Prince Stolas!

>>18423337
So did you see or hear anything?

>>18424028

>elephant ears are poisonous

Well shit glad I read this. I always pictured mine would make nice water and perhaps food source if shit ever hit the fan

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>>18424028
Ffs that is not foxglove. Pages like this are trash, go do your own research so you don't mis-identify. I live in the PNW, and can assure you that digitalis purpurea looks like pic attached.
'Azalea' is also trash, that's a fucking rhododendron.
Not going to waste my time with the rest.

I called to Princes Stolas and the Black Mirror I was using began to move slowly. Then I saw his face briefly but then it was gone

>>18422550
Y-you do realize that is Moloch right?

>>18423337
t. undisciplined pleb

>>18424966
Except it's actually Stolas. Moloch is a different being entirely. Do you even occult?

after his face disappeard I couldn't get him to return,,,

they do actually, Hail Stolas.
You must roast them toi destroy the oxalate, like taro.

>>18423337
But everything you said is wrong and has been proven by many people including at least a few here. You're basically just some transformers watching moron that didn't get a film so you think everyone that genuinely understood and enjoyed it is being pretentious.

>>18423387
>degenerate
Opinion literally discarded, what a fucking moron. Go tip your fedora on /r/atheism

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>>18422550
Offer him a refreshing beverage.

>>18425715
QFT

Fedora fags and christfags not needed - Prince Stolas and Kek rule here.

>>18426415
So what summons him

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>>18425969

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew

>>18424470
>'Azalea' is also trash, that's a fucking rhododendron.
Damn man you're right
I always get them confused because they're right next to each other in my garden

Bump for Stolase

I'd like to summon Dantalion

>>18423337
look, insensitive trash. gotta read more if you still thinking the world revolves around you

>>18428205
Wait, are you calling the prince a moonshine swilling "redneck"?

Dude he is so not going to help you get straight A's or get laid that it's not even funny.

is stolas the mothman?

What words do I say to summon hm. Please assist some knowledgeable anon...

>>18422550
by waving your dick around

>>18422555
trips of truth

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>>18431126
When the kingship sunk into the bottomless lake and the survivors came to shore, Stolas was the first person to greet them

Some one please help?

I want to make it known that I have legitimate sexual and romantic feelings towards Orobas

>>18422550
DO NOT.
FUCK.
THE OWL.

>>18432766
But Orobas is ok?

Clearly no X cucks know anything...

>>18434125
>X

>>18434127
X tards

>>18422550
I heard Stolas is a hoot in occult circles.

>>18435158
I actually Lols anon!

>>18434125
>it's a tumblr post
Please be careful with your summonings btw. The Goddess has blessed me and won't stand for any demon messing with my shizz

>>18435587
Shizzzz nitz

>>18423337
Interesting point you bring up. My posts are important but will probably be over looked..

When i was being hauted this year an invisible spirit spoke to me in the voice of my dead friend before whistling at me menacingly and running off into the woods. It knew who had died recently and it tried to use their voice into fooling me into thinking it was a friend, as i come from a family who alwayd think demons are friends family or old pets, they never will face that they are being manipulated by spirits.

Anyway if such a spirit exists and is able to do such tricks to me than these goetic spirits may exist as well. Im sorry however that he does not feel the need to be at your becon call and impress you. I would wager he is watching you like an owl on a mouse studying you waiting to strike however. May wait years. Peace.

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>>18436909
Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?

>>18436909
True wisdom...

>>18436909
if he was invisible how do you know he ran off into the woods

>>18422550
spread your buttcheeks and shove a baseball bat up your ass that's the only way

>>18437423
You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?

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>>18437480
>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?
You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?

You actually...oh wait...

>>18423376
Good post, I enjoyed reading that

>>18422550
Offer blunts, tacos and limeaide...Owls love that shit

>>18438231
Second that. Never read AC before...liked his style alot...

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>>18437797
>>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?
>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?
You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?

>>18424470

yup. not just that neither, there's a buncha stupid shit on there.

>>18438355
Thirding that. Anyone have anything similar to that?

Do you think Prince Stolas is as cute as he is in all those illustrations?

>>18432766
if your gonna fuck a bird raums your man

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>>18439317
ummmmmmmmm k?

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>>18439317
Like as in actually engage in carnal relations with? If so, what's it like?

>>18422550
anathema

>>18423337

Have you even renounced God publicly and often?!

This isn't fucking daycare fingerpainting skills dickfuck!

>>18435158

I hear he's in cahoots with Moloch!

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>>18440780
From hoooooo?????

>>18440774
In seriousness. Please explain?

Does this help in gaining the favor/attention of the Goetic Demons?

It says a few want to return to Heaven?

>>18440794

Dr WhoSimBaStank

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>>18440898
>>18440898
eh not funny

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>>18440774
>>18440800

Not that guy, but I will share this.

Due to dumb childish reasons I never really liked the christian god since a young age. As a teenager I would unironically get pissed about demons being, well, demonized.

In arguments with friends and family I'd regular ask stuff like, "How do you know if demons are bad if you've never dealt with them or know anything about them?" I say shit like "Maybe they were once someone else's gods or maybe Mephistopheles is a nice guy once you get to know him."

I was THAT kid. And you know what? All of my dealings with Goetics has been ok. I don't always get what I want out of them. But I haven't had any of them fuck with me or test me or whatever. They've been nice, and I like them even more for it. A few had shared personal things to me and my heart ached for them.

It's like what I rambled about as a kid was right for me all along. Like I found my path and my kin.

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>>18441142
Great post. Which demons have you worked with if I may ask?

>>18441142
Enjoy hell faggot xD

But in actual response, I also know these feels.

>>18422550
this thread again

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>>18441338
What's wrong with a thread about the Prince?

>>18441473
your prince can suck the shit right out of my asshole.

>>18441477
You spend a lot of time trying to get people to lick your butthole.

>>18441477

That's the spirit!

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>>18441477
Oh so clever...

>>18441493
yea why dont you lick my butthole

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>>18441496

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>>18438764
>>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?
>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?
>You actually wasted time writing that shit loser?

>>18441505
hecate can eat one too.

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>>18441539
You need to learn respect for the ancient ones you dumb twat

>>18441557

They specialize in double post-ironic post-irony.

>>18441557
respect for ashteroth? for baal? absolutely not. I wait for the day they and their followers are thrown into the fire.

>>18441557
your little "goddess" is nothing but an idol.

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>>18441585
>>18441589
Why so much vitriol for them? Do you know anything about them? Have you ever communed with them?

>>18441623
yes and yes. they are false gods doomed to the pit and youre a fool for giving them your respect. they deserve nothing but contempt.

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>>18441633
In the hopes of reasoned discourse I would be genuinely interested to hear of your communes with them? If they are worthless state your case?

You have the floor...

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>>18441633
Sooooo nothing?

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Bamp

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>>18441317

Orobas, Sitri, Orias, Zagan, and Astaroth.

Not all have told me personal stuff, obviously. Ones I summoned with specific and practical reasons generally gave me much more than ones summoned out of "lol I'm bored and wanna get to know you more".

>>18441643
>>18441683

Because the Bible said so!

>why?

Because the Bible is right!!

>why?

Because the Bible is the word of Gawd!

>why?

Because the Bible said so!

>why?

Because the Bible is right!!

And ad nauseum in an infinite loop. I just saved you the trouble of going through the next 20-30 posts going back and forth with them, trolling and flaming before weaseling the exact same childish circular logic out of him.

>>18442695
Lol true. Zagan I know the least about. What was your experience with him?

Without being to detailed out of respect for personal conversations what happened to them that makes you sad for them?

Have they all appeared physically to you?

Thanks.

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>>18442763

Zagan told me nothing personal. Out of everyone I dealt with he's the least talkative, only stuck to business. He absolutely and perfectly achieved the goal I wanted him to help with. He can help you with money issues, which many occultists don't seem to be aware of because of the unusual description for him in the goetia. I suspect he can help with healing and health issues as well.

I think something traumatic happened to them long ago. It impacted them in different ways. Some might have already been old and took it as having to say goodbye forever to something. Funerary sort of sadness from an emotionally mature old man who's tired of dealing with more shit from life, but is still behaving with dignity.
Some may have been very young and took it as a kid being forcibly moved to a new city. Little child feeling abandoned, in a foreign and uncaring place, bawling their eyes out over something they're not even responsible for. Others may see it as a great irreversible loss of something intimate that crippled them forever. Sitting in the dark, mourning and feeling sorry for yourself. They are individuals. Different things may have happened to them. Even if it was the exact same thing, they certainly would have interpreted and reacted to it differently.

None have appeared physically. A few in dreams when I requested it. The more I worked with them, the less I cared about them manifesting or doing freaky shit. I just wanted results.

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>>18442811
Wonderful response. I learned from it.

My two have been Prince Stolas and King Paimon.

I feel drawn to Bereth as well but I admit I am intimidated.

What did Zagan require/request in exchange for services?

Do any of them state that they prefer to be left alone, or have they all seemed to welcome the attention?

If you are tired of responding I understand but you are the most literate anon I have discussed this with yet.

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>>18443110

Anything strange or interesting from Stolas and Paimon? Even just stuff they said about unrelated issues. Anything where bits of their personality showed through. I like learning about other people's experience with goetics as well.

I offered Zagan a reward I came up with myself for the request, and he agreed to it. It's a weird personal promise that will take a bit of time from me each week to attend to. Maybe he likes the devotion.

None of them explicitly stated that they wanted to be left alone, and I don't think they all loved the attention as well. I communicated the most with Orias after his summoning, and he would happily respond back, offering advice, bits of his opinion even just the reassuring presence of him being there. He also showed up the most in my dreams, easily 4+ times compared to the 0-1 times for the other guys. He would even show up in my dream when I thought about requesting for his help again years after my initial working with him, like he's saying that he's ready for me if I needed him.

He also introduced me to Zagan when I asked him to recommend entities who would be good for monetary help. Based on Zagan's description alone I would not have summoned him; it was too vague and allegorical.

Zagan did not like me communicating to him frequently and being whiny and childish the way I acted toward Orias. Orias was like a chill older bro or buddy who's very patient and sociable. Zagan was like a business professional who just wanted to get shit done. He doesn't want to baby you or chew the fat.

Compared to these two, you can consider Orobas and Sitri as normal and middle of the road.

Astaroth was very responsive the one time I dealt with him, but I didn't work with him extensively so it's harder to say.

>>18443110
>If you are tired of responding I understand but you are the most literate anon I have discussed this with yet.

I ain't tired. Just teach me stuff too so I also walk away with something from this.

>>18441473
Warning:Don`t ever go to a working in some fukn plastic shoes.Would you stand before a King like that?balmain,balenciaga idgaf better to be barefoot.

>>18422550
where did you find this illustration?

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>>18443480
trick question I wouldn't be standing before the king because I would be in the rapture

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>>18443301
Sure here is an account of my initial working with Prince Stolas. This was back in October:

I fasted for a period of 48 hours in preparations.

The morning of the working I bathed and performed the Borneless One ritual. Later that night I decided to forgo the Magic Circle and the Triangle.

I worry about this, however I do not want to ever attempt to be threatening nor adversarial to these ancient spirits. For one, I would not presume to have the power to coerce, and I certainly do not want any undue tension during the evocation.

I even dislike completing the Borneless One ceremony but I do realize it is important to keep at least some bit of the classic ceremony. I then took some Lorazepam and Hydrocodone to assist my mind in falling into an appropriately open and receptive state. I played Santana "Singing Winds, Crying Beasts" to further descend into a trance like state.

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I began my entreaty to Prince Stolas, bidding him to appear. I do not follow any script. I simply call out in humble request. I continue to call out while also stating what I desire to discuss. I sat in the candlelight eyes shut, mind open.

After what seemed to be quite a bit of time, I perceive a shadowy form coming into focus in my mind. The form is very slender. I perceived some outlines of wings. There was a shape of a crown on top of him. "Who are you to summon me?" His demeanor was not pleased. I paid him due homage and continued to praise him as a great Prince. I have an auto immune condition so my first question was in regards to plants and herbs that may help ease the symptoms. Truthfully much that was recommended was ones I was already aware of. Poppy was strongly suggested for it's obvious reasons. I stated that it was not practical. I was disappointed to not hear of anything I did not know. I chalk this up to it being a first meeting. Why would I expect extremely rare knowledge so soon right?

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Second Evocation of Prince Stolas:

Once again I fasted and bathed. This time however I did not include any aspect of the traditional Ceremonial speeches.

I once again take an opiate and a sedative and play Trance music to achieve the desired mental state.

I lit four candles around his Sigil. In front of the candles and the Sigil I placed a large black mirror. I began to earnestly call forth to Prince Stolas, entreating him to appear to me. It took a good ten minutes roughly of praising him and beseeching him to appear when finally there was a reaction.

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The black mirror began to move back and forth. A distinct and quite frankly menacing face of an owl appeared and gazed at me.

I know Prince Stolas gets joked about due to his some what comical illustration but he is actually very striking.

He acknowledged me and recalled our previous conversation. He asked what did I wish to know at this time?

I asked him very pointed questions about the state of our planets in the past (Sumerian times and Biblical times). I asked him about our Moon which I suspected of being the outpost of the Watchers. I asked some other questions and found the replies astounding.

His personality is like that of perhaps an old wise teacher who enjoys to instruct but is not overly conversational. He is patient and will answer questions.

He does enjoy and seems to thrive on praise and deep respect given to him as perhaps a respected Headmaster.

He is pleased for me to maintain a shrine in his honor which I place rocks, minerals and herbs all around. He also appreciates for me to spread his good name.

This isn't easy to do as I don't really bring up this interest of mine to any "normie" friends and family. Therefore forums like 4 chan are helpful.

I hope this is helpful, would you like my experience with King Paimon as well?

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>>18443526
I'm so sorry I honestly can't recall where I found it anon...

>>18443651
>I hope this is helpful, would you like my experience with King Paimon as well?

Thank you, I did learn from your experiences, and would love to hear about your interactions with Paimon too.

>>18443651
>The black mirror began to move back and forth

I had similar experience with Orobas's seal in the triangle when I summoned him. Like a trick of the eye, except on steroids. The sigil was writhing like a living thing.

>>18443714
No problem. I'm mostly looking for more Dantalion pictures. That dumb anime makes it difficult.

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>>18443740
Yeah I only have one decent non "silly" picture of him. Here it is in case you didn't have it...

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>>18443771
got that one, bro, but thanks

>>18443651
> I asked him about our Moon which I suspected of being the outpost of the Watchers
Could you please elaborate more on this? Can you tell me more about them? This term seems to be often said on this board.

>>18443777

ooo

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>>18443794
>>18443727
I have to spend some time with the wifey. She doesn't understand any of this she just wants to watch Christmas movies lol.

When I come back I will write out my experience with King Paimon,

As for discussing the information about the Watchers I don't really prefer too. All of us have to do our own work to obtain the direct information from these demons.

It would be a great disrespect to Prince Stolas to impart the knowledge that rightly belongs to him.

I will say the Watchers were a group of spirits that were assigned by El to watch and monitor the progress of Homo Sapiens. They had "bases" on the Moon as they were also able to manifest in a physical form and utilize technology.

The Book of Enoch describes their story if you'd like to read that.

>>18443961
thank you

>>18424050
They do make a decent flour, but you need to roast it.

>>18441473
It gets posted so much, I don't want him to become that powerful. And he's an Owl like Moloch. Fuck Moloch.
Praise kek

>>18443651
>I asked him very pointed questions about the state of our planets in the past (Sumerian times and Biblical times). I asked him about our Moon which I suspected of being the outpost of the Watchers. I asked some other questions and found the replies astounding.

And what did he said?

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>>18443570
>I have an auto immune condition so my first question was in regards to plants and herbs that may help ease the symptoms.

This is something I noticed after re-reading your account. Your thought process appears to be:

I don't want symptoms -> I will eliminate symptoms through herbs -> Now Stolas, tell me of herbs

You might want to try asking Stolas something more general like "How can I be freed of all MY symptoms" or "Can you help ME be completely rid of my symptoms, and if not, recommend someone who can."

This way you're clearly stating your main goal and asking him to help accomplish it through whatever channel that's possible, instead of just having him help with a single step of your own idea of the chain of events required to accomplish it.

He may have given only advice within the constraints of your phrasing, "herbs that help". By rephrasing your goal when you communicate with him, you may give him space to come up with different ways to help that has nothing to do with herbs.

A less likely possibility is that he told you of only herbs that generally work on the type of symptoms you described, and were not herbs that would specifically be good for you. I don't think he'd be that dickish, but that's why it wouldn't hurt to have references to "my symptoms" or "help ME!" in your communication with him, if you didn't already.

Sorry if the analysis is way wrong or if it sounds condescending. It's just this is an issue I had with my own workings with demons on the matter of jobs, money and happiness. The way I phrased my goals focused too much on one specific step in my own preconceived way of resolving my issue. I'd hate to have someone else go through the same thing.

>>18443570
You got aids bro?

>>18444351
Shut your dumbass up fuckboi

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>>18443570
As My lord whom I had been dedicated since I contracted a spirit std from fenriswolf had taught me.

Autoimmunity should be treated by good dental hygene.
You gotta floss after EVERY MEAL.
He jokingly said that Astaroth is responsible for making us forget.

Anyway I digress. You also should stop considering your nessisary herbs as Rare, when in fact they are common as your local mexican grocery store.

Buy turmeric buy whole black peppers, eat them in your homemade breakfast each morning,and your homemade dinner each night.
You don't need too much.

Stolas is a jerk.
He is the type to dispense medicine to profit off it. Not the game of Buer at all.

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>>18445708
>spirit std

Whut?

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>>18445813

That moment when role playing goes too far..

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>>18445708
Legend tells of a bergenwerth scholar who was tasked with descending into the low-altitude swamp where all manner of flying bugs came and went from. He was chosen because of his advanced immune system and glossy hair which caused ichors to slide off his skin when others would become dirties, and he felt esteemed by this.

So he ventured into the depths and down into wide caverns filled with thick, rolling lava sludge, and discovered vast structures cast from concrete, obviously built by a culture far more advanced than his own.
So he traveled deeper into the tunnels and eventually encountered terrible, unspeakable creatures dwelling in the sitting filth, and it disturbed him so that he abandoned his task before having actually discovered anything, and rushed to the surface as fast as he could.
He located a chasm formed by a sinkhole and climbed it, but lost his footing and fell to the bottom, breaking his foot in the process of impact.

So he fell asleep at the flat bottom of a deep pit and dreamed of a beautiful woman with plain hair riding on the back of a giant infernal creature he couldn't recognize, carrying a torture device, and smiling at him. He woke up suddenly when the creature began to move toward him, and, terrified, he climbed the chasm to the surface, destroying his broken ankel in the process, resulting in the loss of his right foot.

>>18445567
No no it was spot on anon.
You assesed my thought process correctly.

I guess I need to give him room to formulate solutions.

Appreciate your post and concern...

>>18442695
>I hate religion, theyre so stupid!!
NO ONE CARES.jpeg

goetia is fucking nonsense

>>18446358
Source asswipe?

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>>18446380

The Bible! It knows all!

Jezuz is alll ya'll need!

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>>18446582
>When you have them fooled thinking you're just a hallucination, but you're too anxious they'll figure out you're a real owl to think of anything clever to say
W-who are you to ask such things?

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>>18425715
>literally

>>18423376
>.be
Can you summon somebody to remove kebab, pls?

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>>18422550
Challenge him. In the wayyyyys of olllld!

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>>18447154
Which are????????????????????

>>18422550

If singles you will be his slave forever

>>18422550

Get the fuck off of my plane faggot.

>>18447621
Not dubbs?

Bumpings a Hoot!!

>>18423337
>"They are all in your head"
>as if that made any fucking difference
>as if magicians didn't build the entire universe every second with their pure will and intention

Rise from the pleb my friend

>>18450917
Less that know the truth the better for those that do I suppose...

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That face when Atlus games taught me about the Goetic demons...

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my wifey...