Pluto

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Dude

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>>18402260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASvJF21yXU

Look at the little Mickey Mouses.

>>18402260
Greek god of the underworld was hades

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>>18402294
Not OP but you knew what he meant. Roman, if you need me to spell it out for you.

>>18402260
Too early for this shit. Can we make this a thread about the difference between Satanism and Luciferianism?

You're just finding this out?

>>18402306
>difference
>Satanism and Luciferianism
not sure if joking or retard

>>18402260
Yeah but you're using english, try with hebrew or something. God in spanish is "dios", dios reversed doesn't mean anything.

https://youtu.be/UUGlOKsJGuI

>>18402260

hey op i jus notcie ur numbee is 18402260

wats 1+8? 9
wats 4+2? 6
2 next to 6 means there are 2 sixes
add the 9 next to the two sixes and u get 966
9 upside down is 6

666!!!
GOT YA SATAN

Everything that isn't UberJew or Baby Jesus is Satan, in Christianity OP.

Lucifer was literally, a mistranslation by a monk named Jerome who was trying to convert Hebrew, to Greek, to Latin.

Satan is a descriptive term, not a name. It was even applied to God himself in the OT.

I'm not saying that modern "Satanists" are not following OP's train of thought themselves, just to get an extra one-up on Christianity. But the entire idea here is flawed because Lucifer/Satan are totally different things, rather than what they are commonly assumed to be.

>>18402260
>The God of the underworld = satan/lucifer the fallen angel in christianity

Why do people STILL think this crap? Hades/Pluto/Yamaraja - NONE of the polytheistic Gods of death are anything like Satan/Lucifer.

They are NOT rebellious servants of a higher power.
They are NOT attempting to corrupt your soul through temptation.

The only way they are similar is that they deal with people after they die. But then so does God (Or St. Peter if you go with that imagery).

>>18402260
And Jesus backwards sounds like sausage.

Eh?

>>18402693
op is satan illuminatti confirmed grab ur pitchforks

T, roman faiths

Christianity
Kronos

>>18402260
You are unto something but you are confusing things.

Lucifer is Hesperus aka Venus - not Pluto.

Pluto is Hades - which is another thing.

Also, fyi: Lucifer is not Satan. That is a romantic myth.

>>18402260
The reason for the Pluto thing is actually more interesting. Pluto was the only "planet" discovered by Americans, so its discovery was hyped up - it was called "Pluto fever" - songs, cartoon dogs, food products. That's also why this shitty ball of ice is still being called a dwarf planet by Americans, despite the existence of many, closer and bigger shitty balls of ice - they're holding on to their "discovery" despite all logic.

Fuck pluto and fuck you.

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>>18402693
>le illuminati memeXDDDDDDD

>>18402281
That aint no Disney mouse. Lel the film looks so shit I want to watch it all.

>>18402260
>What is Disneys' most famous dog? Pluto.
Actually it's Goofy, but I get what you're saying.

I just think all this planet stuff is whatever because I read over and over that Satan is the sun, wait no, the moon is actually satan... but hold up.. Saturn kinda sounds like Satan so that makes more sense and don't forget the government is actually satan. Then you factor in illuminati stuff and mk ultra and it gets even more complicated and more incredible so just live your life to the fullest as cheesy as that sounds because they certainly don't give a shit about you or your life

>>18402653
That's what you think.

>>18402724
>UberJew or Baby Jesus
Same thing, different words.

>>18404476
Vegans rekt

>>18405523
I don't know what you expected.

>>18402260
>The God of the underworld = satan/lucifer the fallen angel in christianity
that is utterly wrong. This analogy fails on many levels

>Reversed speech is considered satanic
???

>What is Disneys' most famous dog?
Goofy

>Disney is considered occult
????

>Pluto was a planet, but is now a dwarf planet
nothing changed about Pluto, except the way we label it


3/10

>>18405523
ironically your post is the most reddit itt

>>18402724
>It was even applied to God himself in the OT.
citation

>>18402260
xD
Funny idea, but no.
Pluto is not Lucifer.
Pluto was not a bad guy, he was pretty nice compared to the other gods. He only took care of the dead.
If you want to compare Pluto with an angel he would be closer to Apoleon or even Jesus.

>>18405550
looks like a porn movie from the 80s.