Are there vampires in Florida?

>>18400189
lol

>>18400189
No.

>>18400217
thats all there is

>>18400179
I used to be a vampire.

Once i tried to bit a Floridian and he bit me back. Now i just crave for orange juice and risking my life

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>>18400462

>>18400179
PA vamp here. Don't know any vampires in Florida, sorry.

>>18400179
Florida is weird enough without vampires.

>>18400179
>florida
>vampires
>literally the sunshine state
I fucking wish there were vampires here id love to turn because i already love the taste and smell of blood

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>>18400462

>>18402129
It's a good place to hide.

No , but they do have fresh water mermaids

>>18402216
let me know asap if theres any vamps here in florida who can turn me

>>18402243
Why would anyone turn a desperate idiot like you?

>>18402264
Why so rude :( i just wanna have fun lmao who wouldn't want to be an immortal human blood sucking creature
That's just damn sexy

>>18402272
No.

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>>18402272
Kek, you believe in the immortal meme. Get fucked!

>>18492272

i can help you become a vampire. exept all the immortality and forever youth,

>>18402334
LOL then it's worthless faggot

>>18402334
Still would like to become a bloodsucker even if its without immortality

>>18400179
Ask Florida Man

>>18400179
Not since the rise of Florida Man.

>>18402827

easy piecey. just get an account on fetlife or any other vampire/bdsm site. find a pray that like to get there blood sucked.
the other thing you can do is get permanent teeth.
then just suck some blood and boom your a bloodsucking vampire. no biggy.

>>18403658
Thanks

>>18400179
In Toronto.
https://iamvampirenovel.com/

>>18400179
Only in the big cities.

>>18405331
as?

>>18405385
The big cities. Tampa, Miami, etc.

>>18405428
What vampire clan lives in Miami?

>>18405433
Why do you want to know?

>>18405443
Because I noticed a person who's possibly a vampire and his IP goes back to Florida, Miami. So what's the answer?

>>18405454

>>18405458
Great help!

>>18405454
I wouldn't reveal names even if they were my enemy.

>>18405497
I COMMAND to tell you what I want to know. You are now under my control. Answer the question that I asked.

>>18405505
You can tell me anything you want.

>>18405507
No, I wrote that wrong I think. I mean I command YOU to tell ME what I want to know. Okay hope this worked.

>>18405509
Why do you think you would have any power over me? If you only knew.

>>18405531
Why do you think I don't? You don't know who or what I am.

>>18405544
I know you don't. I don't need to know who or what you are because I know who and what I am. Let's end this needless banter so it doesn't derail this thread.

>>18405548
It's my thread and I do what I want. Considering that you're not able to provide any more information on my QUESTION you are dismissed.

>>18405551
I am able to. I choose not to.

>>18405562
Yeah yeah, whatever clown.

>>18405575
Listen to yourself. You claimed to have me in your control which is obviously laughable. So since I'm laughing at you I guess that makes you the clown. Don't leave mom's basement. Done with you.

i live in tampa and operate on 1 hour of sleep regularly
also hate onions


am....am vampire????!?!

>>18405597
Of course I controlled you. I knew you would be butthurt and try to claim the last word (and by doing so, bump this thread) and it worked... again.
Look at your reaction just now, like a petty teenage girl. "P-Pah! I'm tots done with you! (insert mom's basement joke)" How cute anon! I'd pinch your cheeks.

Oh yeah. Hey guys? I hope you enjoyed this demonstration of power.

>>18405613

tampa? wanna fuck

No but i wish there was one that would hunt spics to extinction.

>>18405623
no lol

>>18405615
Gayboy, you tried to COMMAND him to give you the name of a vampire clan. He didn't. You got pissed and tried a lame burn. You got burned, and now are covering your tracks. Leaving this shitty thread. Don't try COMMANDING anyone else.

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>>18405633
Sorry, I forgot that autists can't tell obvious jokes. Next time I will put a large (AUTIST WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE) in front of my text when I command someone through 4chan to do my bidding.

>>18405624
vete al carajo gringo

>>18405641
Wow. Just read this thread and you are a colossal idiot. If that was a joke it went on way too long to seem like one and it was the lamest one to ever appear on /x/.

>>18405697
>>18405633
>"just read this thread, i'm totally not the same person"
>poster number didn't change

Ah, those pitiful attempts are so cute. Just let it go, yes? I have important business on finding totally real vampires in Miami on 4chan.

>>18405702
You, sir, may be the biggest tool to ever appear on this board. I can't imagine what life is like for you.

>>18405784
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about me u wouldnt say this shit to me in reality im jacked. Not only that but i wear the freshest clothes, order at the chillest delivery services and hang out with the hottest dudes. Y'all are pathetic.

>>18405799
Wow are you a wacko. You think you can command people (we know you weren't kidding, that guy was right it went on too long). You are clearly bent out of shape you got burned. And there's no way the description of yourself is accurate. Post pics of yourself then along with your gay pals. You, son, are in mom and dad's basement right now. Do you have permission to go on the internet?

>>18405851
I'm not a man though. Your psychic power level is beyond pathetic. Or was it wishful thinking... I mean, you wishing for me to be male so you have a dick to suck on? Hmmm, I see.

>>18405861
Idiot. I never claimed to have psychic powers. Guess we won't see those pics, huh? You can still be a girl and be in daddy's basement which you clearly are. Have fun! See how everyone on this board is treating you? It must be us and not you, right? Don't think anyone's going to help you find your Miami vamps. Time to order out your chill delivery. This is an over 18 board kid.

>>18405874
If you ever say anything bad about me again, I will not hesitate to kill you. Consider this your last and only warning.

>>18401159
Giv proof

Any vampires in va willing to turn me?

>>18406619
What kind?

>>18407028
Teeth

>>18407042
Why teeth of all things?

>>18406626
Most modern vampires with any tact will not randomly turn people that desire it simply for the fact they want to become immortal.

>>18407161
Very true.

>>18405881
What is your preferred method?

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>>18408110

>>18408155
Remember to cut vertically, so they can't heal and will definitely die

>>18408169
Yeah, I got this.