Is Jeff the killer real?

>>18396737
Are you sure?

>>18396735
no

yes, its me
ama

>>18396758
Pic?

>>18396735
No it's a creepypasta.

>>18396735
it's a picture of a dog

>>18396735
Yes. And he's going to come to your house tonight and kill you in the most edgiest way he can think of.

>>18397008
youre mom's a creepypasta

>>18397053
I like the way you think!

Nope.

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Man, I fucking hate Jeff the Killer, which is weird because I'm a sucker for slasher villains. I've been thinking of making a horror related youtube channel for a while, and have been workshopping a video dissecting why the stupid meme just doesn't work.

Yes. And Slender. And Sonic.exe. These things are as real as this thread. I have some beautiful land in Florida for sale as well.

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>>18398028
go for it

>>18398028
I'm with you! Jeff the killer is the biggest fucking overblown creepypasta bullshit. the dialogue is shit, the characters are shit. it's only fodder for shitty little wannabe edgelords cause HE BURNT HIS EYELIDS AND LIPS OFF OR WHATEVER, AND TELLS PEOPLE TO GO TO SLEEP. OH THE ANGST! Fuck Jeff the killer fuck him in his stupid asshole

>>18396758
Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
How do they get the cream into Twinkies?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

>>18398244
I'm at about the fourth page of the rewritten script, and it'll mostly be a compare-contrast between Jeff and other good fictional killers: Jason, Michael Myers, and a touch of Bateman thrown in. Also, I'll take some time to shit on the 2015 "improved" reboot.
>>18398481
The OC self-insert shit is exactly why Jeff simply fails as an antagonist, and the fact that he's a Heath Ledger Joker knock off is even more laughable. What's worse is that the official reboot is longer, has the exact same fundamental issues, and has him become Two-face instead

>>18398516
>I'll take some time to shit on the 2015 "improved" reboot.
good. 2015 is poop and not enough people know that.

>>18398028
MY beef with it was that the police were going to arrest him when he defended himself with knives, which I think is worse than guns quite honestly. Like what the hell?

>>18399016
To be honest, that only scratches the surface of why this things simply falls flat.

>>18396758
What's your favorite Linkin Park song you ugly fag?

>>18396735

The world's shittiest copy pasta.

>>18398497
me irl

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>>18396735

Ugh. Jeff the Killer. That fucking dumbass edgelord story.

Creepypasta for 12 year olds.

>>18399932
Aren't most "iconic" creepypastas for 12 year olds.

>>18400066
The Rake is a mature story for mature people.

>>18400284
is there even a story to the rake? i thought there was just that wiki style entry explaining what it was and what it did.

>>18400310
There are mediocre fan sequels, and it's put to decent use in Everyman Hybrid.

Does anyone know what picture I'm talking about? it looked like some really good cosplaying.

>>18400066

Yes, but there's still two categories of creepypasta for kids: good and bad.

Like the old Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book. Written for kids, but it embraces its hokeyness and comes out charming.

Jeff the Killer goes full edgelord and just makes me pucker. It's like watching one of those cringe videos where the school drama kids run into a classroom to act out some overwrought joke and not a single person laughs.

>>18400379

shut up, we're talking about how retarded you and jeff the killer are

>>18398028
Read this:
http://pastebin.com/W5SRp8Hd
>>18399397

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>>18400379
>Good cosplay
>Jeff
I beg your pardon?

>>18400478
This is amazing. It's worthy of spreading.