Mandela Effect General

>>18394913
We can't change it.

>>18394913
You have to go past 1% divergence

yaaaaaaaaaaah

ever get those times where all ya could think of was that you've seen the scene occur before?

that happens to me a lot. and people change once i tell myself it's déjà vu

>>18394913
what if you're actually the one who changed, OP? what if there's no timeline to get back to, you've simply had a malfunction in your mind?

>>18395727
OP here, that's bullshit. I specifically remember not shitting my pants today and now my pants are filled with shit. I also don't remember being such a fat pathetic neckbeard with a huge belly that I use to jerk myself off and pretend it's a girl giving me a titjob. It's not me that's changed. It's everyone else. There's no other possible way.

>>18394913
Try killing yourself. Please.

embrace the horror, yippy k yo ky ya. lol

>>18396013
kek salad

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>>18396014
This. You are currently dreaming, OP. You must demonstrate a will to wake up, and in dream land, that means you must kys.

i have an antique typewriter that has little windows in the sides that i swear to god weren't there before

>>18394913
i've never heard of this Mandela effect before, someone care to enlighten me?
>>18395719
hue hue, nice Steins:Gate reference

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It's not real, you dips

>>18395727
Nope I'm still the same person.

This is other people making decisions by themselves in regards to issues sometimes completely independently of me.

>>18396238
That's quite sadistic of you to fuck with someone's head like that strange anon.

I mak a shit and wipped my anus and no shit wus ther cud this be the mangina effect?

>>18396749
my hip is hurting from being in this position, you may be on to something. oh well, in another deminsion my hip isn't hurting.

>>18396238
Hmm Ok I tried this today. Except everytime I tried to pull the trigger it jammed. I took it to a gunsmith and he said there was this one part broken required to fire the gun.

Could this be from quantum immorality. Am I in the Berenblatt universe now?

Interesting

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>>18394913
Found the rainbow

>>18397918
The prima materia is true and this could of caused the effect

>>18397924
It's Aquarius, Mercury exalted.
The dam is river is time
Hoover is space
Space time
The pyramids consist of the primary colours you can create a rainbow with, Hoover dam is know as a gravity arch.
The materia itself is known as heaven
Leave a light on in heaven.
Guess which book I chose?

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>>18397930
The key to the universe is on Orion's Belt, (mib) that pyramid formation. Mandela effect is entirely possible when the sun is not the true baring of time yet the morning star.

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>>18397918
>640x633

>>18397953
Best open them eyes then.

I have distinct, pleasant memories of a timeline where the Mandela Effect doesn't exist.

>>18398083
Me too, that was before I shifted into this hell timeline

>>18398083
>>18398089
I wish we could go back there. In that timeline OP's mother swallowed.

>>18396323
A lot of people have poor memory, so they say that they changed universe; it's called "Mandela effect" because the first time this happened, some people remembered him being president of South Africa (wich is true) and some people remembered him dying in prison

El. Psy. Kongroo.

>>18398821
>Mandela
He was President of South Africa

>>18397934
I don't get that picture, should we destroy the books and let knowledge flow?

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>>18394913
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS??
WHAT ELSE HAS CHANGED??

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>>18399883
This fucker

>What did he mean by this?

Can anyone post any good mandela red pill videos to watch

>>18396325
/thread

>>18400518
Back to the tulpa and how 2 sommon succubus thread then faggot

>>18396013
change happens.
but if you want to change concioussly, the only way is to change yourself.
it is impossible to look at something and just change it, for instance.

>>18400735
>I poo poo in my pants
>change yourself
Hohohohoho. Hoing to go change my underwear. Thanks for the advice.

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>>18394913
In my timeline the actor from Starship troopers was named Casper Van Diem, but in this timeline he is named Casper Van Dien.

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

>>18399874
all books should be destroyed that dont promote diversity and a positive notion of refugees to promote a better world for children.

>>18394913
The ending to Almost Heroes changed. Now Farley and Perry beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific. The title of the movie doesn't even make sense now.

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>>18401405
cuck alert

>>18401397
>>18401501
I can't... Poe's Law... too... strong...
Who is trying to mock who!?

Also, people who use the word cuck are just jealous because they can get aroused by literally nothing. They're like motherfucking lego men.