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>be programmer for the matrix
>hate my job
>stupid simulation
>just want lunch
>boss comes in
>anon, we need 1000 new names for simulants stat, some will be a big deal
>goddammit. no lunch
>be coming up with normal names
>on like name 500
>tap the guy in the cube next to me on the shoulder
>hey anon, watch this
>this simulant is gonna steal billions
>his name will be Madoff
>get it?
>topkek.jpg
>damn anon, what else you got?
>kek. this
>next president of the simulated United States is gonna be called Trump
>cos you know, he trumps everyone
>fuck these simulants
>tfw lazy programming is the glitch in the matrix
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>>18391502
>gay
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>>18391502
that's kind of interesting. thanks OP.
it probably is more fake identities being made. because it is so often that no one that ever knw the people when they were younger talk about these big names in the news.
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>>18391502
>tfw no simulant gf
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kek. how bout a general glitch thread? I have none but want to hear some
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Blak Rock Science Man gets his mind blown about the possibility of our universe being part of a simulation. kekekekekekek
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>>18392330
Woops frogot muh link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZKmyMaG40o
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>>18391633
well, you could just ask the programmers. I wonder if there is an easter egg or some kind of hidden communication node where you can submit requests to the developers.
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>>18392352
it's called prayer
satans the only that actually answers though and he wants your soul in exchange.
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>>18392360
what if all I want is a burrito?
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>>18392374
Muchos burritos?! fi dora
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