First paranormal experience thread

Not really paranormal but,
>stoned as shit in college trying to get through a philosophy of mind paper
>type establishable and get the red spelling error line
>frustrated and basically getting wrecked by the hard problem of consciousness I delete it and type it over and over again, it seemed like it should be a word
>text appears on my screen "the word is an elucidation" and then disappears
I was already developing mild psychotic symptoms from heavy marijuana use and from there I was convinced someone was watching me write my paper. I may have hallucinated or this is some feature of Microsoft word I don't know about and Im retarded. But how could it explain a word it didn't even recognize as a word? And it wasn't defining it it was explaining it in the context of what I was writing

>have sleepwalking issues, including sleeptalking, sleepcooking and even sleepfucking
>be 11 years old
>see a black thing on ceiling with bright triangular eyes
>begin threatening it in a guttural language
>wake up parents who come downstairs to investigate
>tell them everything is fine and to go back to sleep
>immediately return to sleep state
>remember nothing until reminded a day later by father that I woke him up
>remember the thing on the ceiling and the intense sensation of hatred towards it

I'd like to chalk it up to my sleepwalking, but people reporting similar things make me question that conclusion.

I also kicked an old man ghost in the face once.

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>>18380765
>be me, about six years old
>get picked on by adolescent neighborhhod kids
>be outside one night with my two friends, 6 and 8
>get called over to adolescent bullies' doorstep
>get ribbed by two guys and one girl as usual
>then the girl points behind us
>turn around, look, and see pic related
>ufo is dull grey, with dark grey rim
>ufo has three domes on top, all opaque
>ufo domes are same dull grey color as fuselage
>ufo is about the size of a modern day stealth bomber
>ufo is no higher than 100-300 ft above apartment roof
>ufo is hovering there silently, no lights
>hear nothing, but feel a vibration from within
>feel a little funny, like a bit dizzy
>looks close enough to hit it with a slingshot
>turn around to see bullies' reaction
>girl is completely frozen, finger pointing
>other two guys are completely frozen on "pause"
>panic.mp3
>notice my two child friends are not frozen
>watch the object hover silently for about 20 sec
>turn around to look at object, and it's gone
>object never makes a sound, left no trace
>vibration emanating from inside is gone now
>turn back around to look at bullies
>they appear a bit dazed, but chatting amongst themselves
>they make no mention of what happened
>other than being more chill, have no memry or effects
>run inside to tell our parents
>they don't believe us and say it was an "optical illusion"
>go back outside with friends
>beg bullies to tell us what they saw
>they remember nothing and contnue to pick on us as usual

The end, pic related.

This happened in a densely populated urban area.

Large middle-income apartment complex.

No other witnesses ever came forward, but I never forgot this, or what it looked like.

This is the absolute truth as I remember it.

I was about six years old.

>>18380863
>Sleepfucking
Now that's a story I wanna hear

> be me 6 or 7 years old
> coming home from primary school during autumn
> mum unlocks front door and I run through the house to go to the cubby house my dad and I recently built
> get to the back door and I'm about to open it

I shit you not this happened, I have no other way to describe it really

> A lanky, about 7 feet tall figure sprints across my back yard
> from what I could make out it had the face off an old lady with long white thin hair
> Skin was very shriveled, looked like a sultana
> hops over the neighbors fence in one swift motion
> completely awestruck,
> See my brother on the couch watching TV
> Decide to join him
> as soon as I sit down I pass out and wake up about 3 hours later right before dinner is ready

I've only told about 3 people around this and I swear I remember this happening. It feels so vivid

>>18380812
>Not really paranormal
Why did you post it then?

>be shitting
>massive 18 inch dump slides out
>PLOOP!
>wipe ass
>no shit on TP
>no turd in toilet

I swear to god this happened. No other way to describe it.

>>18380765

>be me, 3 or 4 years old (one of my first memories)
>have sleepwalking issues, including sleeptalking, sleepcooking and even sleepfucking
>type establishable and get the red spelling error line
>begin threatening it in a guttural language
>frustrated and basically getting wrecked by the hard problem of consciousness I delete it and type it over and over again, it seemed like it should be a word
>get picked on by adolescent neighborhhod kids
>mum unlocks front door and I run through the house to go to the cubby house my dad and I recently built
>turn around to see bullies' reaction
>wake up parents who come downstairs to investigate
>turn back around to look at bullies
>Skin was very shriveled, looked like a sultana
>tell them everything is fine and to go back to sleep
>See my brother on the couch watching TV
>Sleepfucking
>Decide to join him
>massive 18 inch dump slides out

>>18380765

Not sure how that's paranormal, and not just a really weird movie...?

>>18380863

>begin threatening it in a guttural language

That strikes me as rather bad-ass, I have to be honest. So many people just instinctively fear or cower - but nope, not you.

>>18383855
did you feel more awake after? it could have been your host symbiote leaving your body.

Don't know if this is paranormal or a glitch in the matrix

>Be like 13 or so
>At my grandmas hanging with the family because my great uncle just died
>Go inna woods with my little brother for a walk
>Take the usual route through the woods until we come to a 4-wheeler trail and we follow it
>Follow it long enough and it pops out on my rode a couple miles from the house
>Get to the road and start walking back
>Look up and see a car coming and we step to the side to let it pass
>Right as it's passing us I notice it's the same kind of car my grat uncle drove
>The dude driving looked just like him and was wearing the same clothes he always wore
>Just stand there wondering if I should be terrified or relieved

>>18384452
If that wasn't paranormal at all, this was my first time

>Go on a second date with a girl
>we go riding around doing dumbass redneck shit
>Shoot street signs, chase possums, shit like that
>Get the great idea to go to this creepy ass cemetary back in the woods I know of
>Seriously, even the headstones are creepy as fuck
>We park along the hard road and have to walk a ways down a dirt trail to get there
>This is a pretty warm late summer/early fall night
>We walk for a bit until the headstones are just barely visible with our flashlights through the darkness and mist
>Temperature drops a fuckton and we just look at eachother
>I said "Don't they say it gets really cold when ghosts are around?"
>We tactically NOPE.jpg out of there.
>Get back in the truck and drive like 20 miles because she wanted chiggen nuggers from Windy's.

>>18383855
Have you tried going to therapy? That's a terrible experience dude.

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I was like 15 when this happened.
I'm a pretty down to earth SCIENCE WILL EXPLAIN IT kind of person.
I was sitting on the living room floor watching TV, and building a computer.
In front of me, about 8 feet awayis the door to my bedroom, which is a bifold door. It was open about inches. I hear a whispering sound, and look up to see what looked like a soft pink blank mask in the doorway, moving towards me very slowly, accompanied by whispering. I sprinted into the kitchen where my family was and collapsed on the floor. According to them I was white as a sheet and passed out for about 5 minutes.
I remember clearly that the face was obviously masculine, and that I could see into my room through the eye holes.

>>18383855
Its called a ghost shit where the poop slides down the toilet and you wipe and nothings there... ive had these a few times and it saves alot of time

Anyone notice the average age here is 5-6? Curious little coincidence. I have one as well but it would be rough typing it on this tablet so I'll save it for now

>>18384452
I had a thing to say about this story but then I realized I had misread the story, so I guess I don't have anything to comment after all

Maybe you saw a spooky ghost. OOOOoooOOOOoooOOO.

I have two early life paranormal-ish stories and I honestly don't recall which came first.

>Be in grandparents' back yard
>Mid-late fall so gathering chestnuts
>Look up from chestnuts
>Completely black humanoid silhouette striding across the yard
>Could make out outlines of a brimmed hat and some sort of long coat
>Despite all these dry, crunchy leaves all over the yard, this thing just strides along without making a sound
>Appearance-wise it's literally a Hat Man, which I had never heard of at that point would not hear of until nearly fifteen years later
>Somewhere in the vicinity of three years old so get spooped really easily
>Run up stairs onto deck, look back
>It's come round the corner of the fence and is moving towards the driveway
>keep moving
>Get inside, look back
>It's gone

Of note is the fact that I've never heard of any stories other than that one about people seeing Hat Men when not in bed.

>>18380863
>sleepfucking
Please elaborate

>>18385244
The other one:
>Be young me
>In bed, fall asleep
>Enter dream(?)
>There was an alcove in this room about a foot wide where the bookshelf didn't meet the wall
>That's where my perspective is from, looking out from that alcove
>I creep out on all fours, crawl across the floor and up onto my bed
>I look down at myself, asleep under the blankets
>Reach out a weird, spindly, shiny black hand and sort of caress my sleeping self-s face
>Sleeping me's eyes open
>Dream Me jumps off the bed down to the floor
>Real me wakes up, rolls over towards the bookshelf wall
>See something spindly, black, shiny, and vaguely human-shaped pulling itself into the alcove and disappearing
>I only saw it for a fraction of a second but now that I have a point of reference I swear it looked like the exact midpoint between Gollum and a grey alien if you set it on fire and then left it to sit for a few weeks
>Nope out, don't sleep for the rest of the night
>Never see it again

>>18385260
I would think it's fairly self-explanatory. Anon is fucking unconsciously whilst asleep.

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>>18381321
>op saw a razor

>>18380765

>First paranormal experience
>Watched a movie

Guys this one time I watched a movie about these wizards in this school with moving stairs and shit.

>>18380765

>Be me
>Be eight
>Parents take me to see a movie at the local theatre
>Movie starts
"In a Galaxy far, far away..."
>Depicts aliens, real documentary about intergalactic war of being a from other planets
>5 spooky 7 me
>Scream and run out of the theatre
>Trip and fall in front of my young crush
>Spaghetti falls out of my lunchbles pack which I hid in my pockets
>Endless amounts of spaghetti, never stopping to flow
>Everyone in the theatre drowned in mom's spaghetti

>>18385346

The theatre is now haunted, true story

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>be 10 year old me

>staying at friends house in calm suburb.

>friend tells me that his house is haunted and that he's been living with ghost since he was a baby.

>friend tells me that the ghost is like a guardian angel who protects him.

>friend tells me that the ghost is very irritable and easy to offend and I must be on my best behavior.

>creeped out but then remembers friends Dreamcast and pushes on.

>night goes well with pizza and Panzer Dragoon until friend says he has to go with his mom to pick up his father from work.

>be me all alone at night in the house with a ghost.

>friend's been gone for a long time.

>decides to take chances outside with killers rather then ghosts.

>sits on front porch for a few minutes.

>eventually gets bored and heads back inside.

>remembers what friend says and starts to think he's a fucking liar because nothing weird was happening.

>decides to test the ghost by telling it I wasn't scared of it.

>waits..

>nothing.

>chuckles to self and walks back inside.

>fucking front door behind me slams shut with brute force.

>nope.jpg

>runs into friends room and hides under covers.

>hears footsteps coming up stairs.

>heart beating like fucking mad.

>footsteps stop at bedroom door.

>no noise for a long time.

>suddenly hears loud knocking on door.

>screams like a girl.

>knocking stops after a few minutes.

>left in quiet bedroom curled up in blanket.

>30 minutes go by.

>hears car pull into driveway.

>stays in bedroom.

>friend comes in and asks what happened.

>tells him everything.

>friend tells me that he warned me not to tempt the ghost.

>friend and I agree to never talk about this again.

>still friends with him to this day.

>never went back to his house.

>be me 6.
>staying up late playing games cause it's the weekend FTW.
>then hear very clear and Hey! From behind me.
>look back.
>no ones there.
>think it's a joke and gets up to see if asshole siblings playing a prank.
>start panicking cause nobodys in my room.
>get real spooked the atmosphere in the room gets thick.
>game and t.v. shut off
>freak try to run out of room.
>realize no one could've gotten in cause it's locked on the inside with a latch lock.
>run out try to call asshole siblings and parents.
>forgot siblings are at friends and parents are out drinking.
>early 90's parents don't have a cellphone.
>start to cry.
>get a blanket out of the hallway closet.
>go to living room and cover up.
>wake up with dad carrying me to my room.
>try to tell drunk dad about ghost.
>dad says it's just a dream but ask me why I left the all the faucets on in the house.
>mom runs in my room asking if I was in their room.
>dad asks her what's wrong.
>they walk out but I can hear them.
>she saw me go into their bathroom and close the door she went to open it to tell me to go to bed but no-one was in there but the sink faucet was on.
>they go to their room and go to sleep.
Since then we never talked about it. And if I bring it up parents just ignores it.

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>>18385346