Cryptids general. Bonus points for Jersey Devil.

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>>18380701

>Oklahoma octopus

>>18381788

The best is defiantly the batsquatch

>tfw Illinois
>most exciting cryptid is the boring-ass thunderbird

Why can't we have anything cool like the Pope Lick monster or the Jersey Devil?

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>>18381836
dude us new yorkers have a fucking knock-off nessie as ours, don't feel bad, atleast yours is somewhat unique

>>18380701
Why is the jersey devil espescially so interresting? I was fascinated from the beginning when i first found out about this thing. I guess it's the supernatural aspect and it's weirdly spooky appearance. It just looks like a literal "Night-mare" if you know what i mean.

>>18382394
Plus, there have been weid sightings and happenings, and don't forget it's habitat; the Pine Barrens, which is a spooky place and even the name "Pine Barrens" gives a mystical sounding description.

>>18380701
>every lake ever has sea monsters
Do Americans really have to turn everything into a marketing scheme

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>>18380701
>Dover demon
Isn´t he something like that fake "bald alien monkey" caught few years ago?

>>18380701
Not cryptid related but the Pine Barrens are legitimately one of the creepiest places in America. The Mafia's dumping ground for decades. You could drive in there with a shovel and a body and that body would never be found.

>>18382540
I don't know about that, my dick has a hell of a body-finder installed.

>>18380701
aren't skinwalkers/fleshgaits all over the place though

>>18381836
you can. just make it up. that's literally what everyone else does.

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>>18380701
Bray Road is in my hometown. I know a kid who bought a gorilla costume and went out there in the middle of the night to scare cryptid hunting teenagers.

>>18380701
Wendigo isn't specific to any province. It's just a figure in Algonquin folklore in the Great Lakes and Atlantic Coast regions.

>>18380701
Where is the goddamn Dogman?
https://youtu.be/NwFMWbBaT4w

>>18382403
never venture beyond the pines....

>>18384005
i think the beast of bray road is supposed to be a dogman? but east WI and MI for sure dogman country

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Texas is so big. Bigfoot like creatures have been reported all over. Wood Ape in the Sam Houston Natl Forest. I myself have heard very bizarre calls out there. There is also a bigfoot type creature reported in the Big Thicket and the Franklin Mountains. Ive visited a spoopy cemetery or twelve. scariest thing that happend was someone pulled a .44 on me. I also think I saw a bobcat turn into a dude in a red jacket and scamper off over the fallen trees of a cypress/tupelo swamp in a remote section of the Big Thicket National Preserve.

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>>18380701
>Frogman

Maybe we should go say hi or something

>>18381788


http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Oklahoma_Octopus

>>18381836
Tell me about it, at least I'm kinda by STL and can go hunting for spoopys in the ozarks if I feel like taking a road trip.

>>18380701
Out of all of these, which one has the most reported sightings?

>>18380701
You forgot the yucca man located in Joshua tree national park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dwL8ESU97s

>>18380701
I want to believe, but these are all bullshit.

>>18380701
Bitch please, Mexico has more cryptids, not just the Chupacabras, we have Nahualts (Skinwalker like things), Duendes (Goblins), Hadas (Fairies), Cockatrices, Brujas (Witches), Perros negros (Hellhounds), Gente con cabeza de caballo (People with horse heads), we also have La llorona (The weeping lady), El charro Negro (The black Horseman?), La dama de Rojo (The woman in red), La pascualita (A living manekin), La planchada (A Ghost Nurse)

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>>18380701
Beefsquatch. Most often sighted near Wonder Warf.

>>18380701
So many fucking Loch Ness monsters.

>>18385542

You forgot one of the most evil cryptids to be publicly know in the whole entire world.

Donald de la Trump

>>18384485
Sasquatch

>>18381788
Kek

what about wampus cat????????????????

fucking disrespect bro

My favorite story about "Fearsome Critters" is the guyanoosa. It was supposed to be some kind of deer with huge fangs and rabbit ears or some su ch foolishness. Anyway, around the turn of the 20th century, traveling carnivals would sometimes advertise that they had captured one, and were going to put it on display---admission 10¢. After everyone took their seats, the barker would take the stage and go on and on for about a half-hour about how dangerous and vicious this thing was supposed to be. After he'd gotten the crowd sufficiently wound up and terrified, a stagehand would dash out and scream "De guyanoosa am loose!" Of course, everyone would flee the tent like bats out of hell, and the showrunner got to keep the rubes' money without having to show them a damn thing.

Moved to TN from MO. Anything interesting here?

>>18381788
looool

>>18380701
I have some interest in the beast of bray road.
Perhaps I will seek it at some point in the future.

>>18382380
Sliver decks aren't very viable

>>18380701

Half man, half goat Satan Spawn in Kentucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CRxqvyeHk

>>18380701
>Louisiana
>No Rougarou
>No Grunch
>No Lake Pontchatrain Monster
ONE JOB.

>>18384344
Those teeth are more like molars they use em to eat nuts.

>>18388100
Not the poster, but Slivers can be pretty brutal in EDH. In casual they're insane.

>>18381836
Fuck off, the Thunderbird is kvlt

>live in North Dakota
>Don't even have a monster, closest one is Thunderbird.

Why are we so fucking boring?

>>18380701

Tell me more of this "Batsquatch."

>>18389456
gay ass fish

>>18384409
>tfw the best Oklahoma can come up with is a Saltwater Octopus somehow living in fresh water.

>>18385542
Have any good stories about la llorona? I read some really good ones on /x/ like 7-8 years ago and don't have any screencaps saved from back then

I've never heard of the Lake Worth monster.

>>18380701
>iliamna lake monster
>not the kushtakhaa
There's spookier shit in the woods up here than some dinosaur-looking thing, I'll tell you what

>>18385629
That joke was bad. You should feel bad.

Mothman > all other cryptids

>>18390057
I second this.

Bro that joke was awful.

>>18380701
FFS stop calling him mothman. given that it allegedly talks i think it would be best not to cal it names it didnt say were its own

>>18389511
im kinda new to X
so what creature was grampa shooting at?
skinwalker?