Why don't skeptics or atheists get possessed by demons?

They do. The cult of science demon.
>they just have """"medical""" problems

autosuggestion

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>>18376724
>Why don't skeptics or atheists get possessed by demons?

They do and call it schizophrenia.

>>18376732
Or maybe religious people become schizophrenic and call it possession. Your move.

>>18376722
Atheists aren't in foxholes or exorcism clinics.

>>18376782
Before anyone gets edgy and says there isnt or is the fact is no one knows or can know with 100 percent certainty so its really subjective. Its your call m8

>>18376782
Well, if you die before me and there is an afterlife, can you give me a sign?

Fuck off the rest of you I called it first.

>>18376806
yeah if theres an afterlife i'll try and haunt you, just give me an address and credit card number

If you ddont believe in possision, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcTuTXpj3c

if it sparked your curiosity, check out the story details.

>>18376722
Demons have plenty of bodies to inhabit now that there's so many black people.

>>18376782
When people die and they see god it's DMT releasing in their brain. It's probably not anything that could be expected. Honestly I'd just live your life out, you might as well if you have nothing going for you. There's a lot of room for change between then and now

>>18376782
Don't kill yourself anon. Get help.

>>18376822
second star to the right and straight on till morning

>>18376996
was the peter pan boys a DEAD the whole time!? mabye waas ghost and also was but was dying dream of wendy???!!!

but that's just a GAME THEORY

>>18376844
That story always brings Calgary's Gideon Keys to mind.

>>18377012
I'll have what he's having.

>>18376722
>believe that demons can take over your soul
Clearly brain damaged from the start. The 0-thought life style of most religious people literally physically weakens their brains and makes them more susceptible to mental illness, especially a mental break in which they become """possessed"""

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>>18376722
>because God doesn't love them enough :(

>>18376782
the only thing that awaits you in the after life is a colossal infinitely tentacled octopus that rapes you forever

>>18377050
That is why the only true holy books are hentai.

Because the demons have already won them over.

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>>18377078

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>>18376782
Don't spend it all in one place now!

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>>18376722
Well, my mother claims I was possessed by a demon when I was like...6 or 7. Did the whole thing about getting someone to read from the Broble about the blood of the lamb or some shit. I'm skeptical as fuck about supernatural shit and am an atheist.

Your move.

>>18376722
Fast forward to "The Church".

>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bs198

Does this really have to be pointed out? Because after they get possessed by demons, how they fuck could they remain skeptics and atheists?

You don't really know what those words mean, do you? Go ahead and give us your definition.

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>>18376724
they have "schizophrenia!" Now don't get me wrong some people have broken brains. Though in my experience some people have psychic potential and end up being drugged and implied inferior by modern medicine.

>>18377836
Only skeptics and atheists get schizophrenia?

I saw a shadow person once.

During the time I was in Demolay as a teenager. My friend saw it at the same time and he was also in Demolay.

I wonder if you welcome these entities into your life depending on where you are and what you do, even without fully understanding what you're doing?

I'm a Christian now and there haven't been any evil spirits around me, I constantly ask Yehova for guidance.

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>>18377851
what? stfu and read my post.
people can have broken brains but because one's internal thought process is abstract we can't know for sure if they ARE broken.
To be fair schizos, Fibromyalgia, Multiple schlorosis and Seizures all give off a weird "energy" and feel broken as opposed to possessions which are weak minds that are easily controlled.
either way thanks shill you made me feel noticed.

>>18377949
How about hyper paranoia? Weird energy, is that the technical term? We can have broken brains, but we can't know for sure if they are broken? wtf are you talking about? Shill, hahaha. You're a piece of work, everyone noticed it. Don't thank me.

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>>18377050
I See what you did there.

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>>18376722
Maybe atheists and skeptics get possessed by a higher caliber of daemon, then they go into religion, politics, and business.

Christ cucks only get the retard shit tier daemons who are dumb as fuck cam whores and can't hide their presence.

>>18376722

>implying they're not being piloted as meatsuits and not pushing for an absence of faith as aggressively as they do to weaken resistance for further demonic infestation.

>>18378094
But isn't that what the jews do?

>>18376722
The fact they've never been possessed is probably why they're athiests.

No one saves the skeptics or atheists, stupid. They're a stable vessel that we can use with NO ramifications or chance for purge.

My favorite explanation has been that magic is a 2-way street, that you have to accept it as fact to get the good and the bad.

>>18376782
You're going to be waiting a very long time for evidence of an afterlife that isn't just "This book written by living people says there's an afterlife." or "I NEARLY died and I saw heaven while my dying brain was tripping the fuck out."

Because demons don't exist.

>>18378609
we got a winner

>>18376722
Because either the write it off as schizophrenia or they become religious in the process.

>>18376886
this what I tell ppl.

>>18376722
It is actually angels who possess Christian fanatics.
Would YHWH not make a priority protecting his most fervous followers for demons? Of course, it is the entities they open their souls the most the ones who possess them.

because skeptics don't belive in demons

>>18376722
(citation needed)

You need to believe something to be true before you can have a contact with it.

>>18376722
Not even the devil will cast his gaze upon those who do not see god. For god is a light which can be found in man only if found by the mans self first. Once the inner beacon is lit the creatures of cold and silence flawk to the soul of enlightenment. They feed off its glow. Envy its intent and have nothing but malice for those who dare snuff it. They treat athiest like the bitter darkness they fear. No light. No contact.

>>18376782
Now think about it Anon you might not be religious but there is a huge chance that there is a god and if theres a god theres a devil, hell might b a real place and if u know anything about hell u wouldnt want to end up there, qhat im tryna say is killing ur self aint worth if life is hard fight through the shit, dont become it's bitch and suicide

Read some testimonies about hell

>>18376732
Are you implying a priest can cure my cousin's schizophrenia? I thought about some trepanation so the evil spirits can come out, but i think i'll go check an exorcist.

(not demon/possession related) But,
I'm a skeptic/atheist and I have noticed
somethinig unexplainable about temptation which might just be behavioral/genetic conditioning.
Every time I try to improve myself, different temptations arise.
The timing of outside stimuli is what is uncanny.

>>18378721
cont.
when these things happen, I understand why cultures personify these phenomena into demons/devil, mara, etc.
I'm just curious about some natural human tendency towards "evil"

>>18378724
We're all "evil" as a base, in any case there's a tendency towards "order" thanks to living in society.

>>18378724
What >>18378729 said. Never forget that we are just animals.

Okay, I'm not religious at all, but this question is pretty simple. Demons apparently posses people to tempt them and break their will. It's kinda like a way to forcibly drag a person down into the hellfire with them. Why would a demon posses a person who is already damned for being a nonbeliever?

>>18378700
Apply some leaches and have him do 7 Hail Marys, it'll help balance his humours.

>>18378090
Dont call my succubus a cam whore you fuckin cunt l'll destroy you pussy ass nigga square right the fuck up

>>18378821
Five minutes alone with sniveling little shit would do it a world of good. It's parents are clearly worthless.

>>18379323
this just happened to me and I was a staunch ghost denier

>>18376767
>tfw all of my combat vet friends are Atheists

git fukt

>>18378550
They save themselves by removing themselves from this blatant idiocy and move on to real things that actually impact their rational lives. Like concrete solutions, not bedtime stories designed to scare children.

>>18379368
All right beside you in the psych ward.

>>18378550
gtfo roleplayer

>>18379374
*possession ward

Fixed that for you, Christcuck.

>>18379417

Atheist, you assuming cunt. checkmate

now read it again and see the humor- It's almost the exact scene and dialogue from Joseph Heller's Catch 22. Wounded and faking disillusioned soldiers discuss religion in a psych ward.

brilliant

>>18376782
its nothing in the other side you just close your eyes one last time after that there is nothing because you are nothing there is no awareness of any kind not even an enless void not even darkness, there is nothing

>>18379407
slip of the fingers, love.

Because people who get possessed are just roleplayer faggots.

Literally worse than bronies.

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>>18380488
>Literally worse than bronies.

Wow, calm down bro, no need to say such things

>>18380488
>bronie detected

Do they provide the rings to get hooked by the fingers of the blur?

>>18380488
>6 year old memes
Go back to facebook, nana.

>>18376844
>definitely wasn't some kind of murder
>only thing possible in this world is paranormal stuff

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>>18376722
>when you first notice the camera

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>>18379442
>catch 22
horrible book

>>18376722
Religious people get possessed not simply just because they believe in spirits, but because they subconsciously invite the spirits in through their repressed desires.

A devout Christian, for example, may become spiteful, violent and lustful because Christians are taught to suppress those feelings through faith. Suppression, however, is not elimination and these feelings can manifest themselves.

The traditional poltergeist works the exact same way, which may mean that the Christian concept of possession may not be a possession by a demon but rather by agglomerated desire to sin.