Guys, there's a Alien outside my House. What the fuck do I do?

Stop shitposting.

>>18373073
ask them for a blowy joey

>>18373073

Choot 'em!

>>18373073

Fuck, I hope they're not that ugly.

>>18373073
Get naked and begin running at them while jerking off and screaming histarically

Call immigration control

You in Turkey? Apparently there's an ayy lmao happenings right now

Your mother

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Invite them in you autist.

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>>18373073

Go outside and fuck it.

>>18373073
tell them to go back to Mexico

>>18373073
Pic and timestamp fucker

>>18373073
Gave it grout your tub then send it back across the wall

It's about control of language, and not being controlled by language

>>18373436
Very true. Share your Christmas spirit. And don't forget to make some hot chocolate and cookies for your new friend.

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OP here. I brought the Alien inside. He's actually pretty chill. Quite literally, as well. Wrapped him up in a blanket. Say's he owes me one.

>>18374193
Ask him if he has some space dank. This is a once in 30 lifetimes opportunity.

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>>18373073
Mmm, you could invite it in for a cold glass of water. Maybe try flirting with it? Iunno.

Do ayys like pizza? Order a pizza, then Netflix and chill?

>>18373073
Fuck you liar. Post a picture

>>18373073
Su hablo espanol?

>>18374193
Def try to have sex with it

Laugh your ass off at it

>>18373073
Scream "come in here lil space nigga"

>>18373073
Make sexual advances on it.

pour a glass of water on it.

>>18373073
That's what you get for not building wall.

Let it do some lawn work, then call INS while it's distracted. Build Space Wall!

>>18374193

Fuck it. Fuck it in its orifices not traditionally intended for fucking.

OP here. I asked him if he had any "space dank". He said that such a thing is something that only the overlords of his kind know about. After that, I brought Pizza to him. He said it reminded him of his Race's Home Planet before the "Oraxion Revolution of 78920 A.C". He looked sad, honestly. Then he just ate the Pizza. Said it tasted pretty alright.

>>18373073
Play Scatman very loud.

>>18374327
OP picks lamest course of action. Fuck it and film it or gtfo.

>>18373073
Build wall

>>18374333
Look, he has some fucking weird wrist gun thing and while he's pretty chill I don't wanna take that risk, alright?

>>18374327
Cool cool. Well ask that lil space nigga if he wants to partake in earth dank. Then get that nigga high as hell and convince him to let you give him a bj.

>>18374386
All I have is one of those vape things that I bought ironically as a joke. I'll see if he's interested in that, since I don't have any Weed, actually.

>>18374193
Get those martian cigarettes

OP here. I brought it to him and he immediately took it and gave me his Wrist Gun thing. Then he jumped out of my window and got glass everywhere. I think he may have mistook it for some Anicent Artifact that belonged to his Race eons ago. Either way, the bastard couldn't be damned to leave through the door like a nice Alien.

>>18373073
IP is you dead?

>>18373073

wave to him

>>18373073
deport them

>>18373073
give them some of the thanksgiving left overs. They went all the way to turkey for it and got none

>>18374327
I bet they'd consent to your sexual advances if you shared some "Earth Dank." Might even think you're an overlord or something, who knows?

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>>18373073
Have sex with him. Accept his space dick. Get pregnant. Birth his space babies. Get married. Love each other and your half-alien babies 5ever.

>>18373073
Ask hiim to take pics and timestamp faggot!

DO IT!

FOR SWEET JUSTICE!

>>18373073
The only right thing to do is to fuck it. Fuck it for humanity.