I need a religion

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>>18367837

I recommend the pure Christianity of Iesus.

John 13:34-35New International Version (NIV)

34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMSK-wq3jlg

lol

What is "crap" about Islam?

A brotherhood of love which excludes the exploitative and the selfish?

"Love Nero" "Love Pharaoh"

I think not.

>>18367837
Pastafarianism is the answer to your needs, anon. Accept His Noodleness as your creator!

Become a Jew. The only thing that matters is money

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>>18367868

JesIs is also the Goddess of Justice friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Justice

>>18367883

Hey hey ;)

Are mercy and justice of the same?

>>18367837
The Law of One
Meditate
Don't smoke TOO much weed
Drop acid
Eat some mushrooms
Take ecstasy
Vape DMT

And there ya go, you're welcome.

>>18367837
become a jehova witness

>>18367897

lel

Buddhism

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>>18367893

How can you be Merciful without Justice. There would be nothing to be merciful of.

>>18367937

It depends on whom mercy lands, and upon whom justice befalls.

The God of Mercy and Justice is fair. Mankind is corrupt and mostly incapable of dealing in justice. God sees all.

>>18367864
The part where it's founder was a war lord who fucked kids?

>>18367948

I see you're very knowledgeable on the subject and have read on all the relevant scriptures.

>>18367837

Become a Roman Catholic, think like a Buddhist, and live like a Pagan

>>18367954
>reading kid fucker fanfiction
No thanks.

>>18368009

>muh crusade

>>18367837
93

>>18367837
Become your own god
stop and think for a second- if anything is possible then what's to keep me from becoming god? To stop me from being omnipotent in every way? Nothing thats what.
Also if you're your own god then being a raging faggot is still okay.

>>18367837
sounds like you're ripe for cult recruitment.

>>18367837
pretend to be shinto and try to steal the shikon no tama.

be true to you self and realize that somethings can't be explained, don't rely on some religion to give you "answers" that they pulled from their asses.

>>18368223

Whats you job? What is your self that is true?

>>18368223

I'll show you God is real.

>>18368244
if you can somehow prove a god exists, i'll become a believer on the spot.

>>18368275

There's a hard way and an easy way. First, you show some respect. You will see either way because now that is what you have wished.

>>18368280
okay then, elaborate please

Go with Christianity for the peace of mind and mix in some demystified Buddhist meditation techniques.

>>18367837
You don't want religion son, you want enlightenment.

Because you thought fit to turn others away from God in your complete ignorance. Now you will see. To see, keep your eyes open. You will learn. You are not a baby bird with a gaping mouth. Open your eyes, this is not me you have invited, but you have invited something. His name is God.

All of you shall learn and let that be my final word before you infuriate me any further.

>>18368294
you're funny. bullshit answers like that don't help your cause

>>18368294
Go on then. Sell yourself, baby. Show me why I should worship you.

Find some form of paganism. Ethnic religion is natural for man.

All praise be unto the one and only true God - Kek. Other worship is heresy.

religion is stupid. But if I had to pick I'd choose Buddhism.

>>18368160
What's stopping from being omnipotent is everything dumbass. If we could choose to be gods I'm sure we'd be gods already. Or are you just that deluded?

>>18368280
Please prove that there is a god. Also I'm not gonna respect something I don't believe is real. That's like respecting batman or fucking dora the explorer. I like them but I don't respect them because they're not real. Simple as.

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>>18368339

What could a man do in this day and age to ever be worshiped? Even if he did "miracles" people would accuse him of being an alien or using hidden technology. Maybe Both.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke

>>18367837
Go read Mere Christianity

>>18368397
Make mai waifu real, and I'll believe you.

>>18368381
What a modern Western teenager thing to say. Go ahead and tell me five things Buddhists believe in.

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>>18367837

Esoteric Kekism of course.

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>>18368403

Here's Mai waifu.

^-^

>>18368428
That's not mai waifu.

>>18368414
Reincarnation n shit.

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>>18368422

Your answer is: none.

For it's all the same fucking shit. To find the answers, you must look within and become your own God.

>Shitting on Islam
>When it's just East side Christianity.

The Bible and the Qran are pretty much the exact same Holy text.

>>18368397

If magic is real, it's just a form of science with rules based around the laws of our universe and reality.

>>18367897

The One lie the all-seeing eye at the top of heaven

The Dual truth the bipolarity of the soul and the symbiotic relationship between good and evil.

>>18368018

Then how can you criticize a work you have never read?

I believe that life is an illusion. A dream you are dreaming. There is an explanation to every paranormal things. In dream, everything can happen, right?

We then get used to live certain kind of lives in our dreams.

>>18367837
You are an authoritarian looking for a boot to lick. It just so happens that you are looking for a deity to brown-nose instead of a motherfucking politician or pundit. Same difference, really. Grow up you mental infant.

>>18368556
It's Sonichu to Sonic.

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>>18367837
Follow Kek the god of chaos. The answers you seek are all revealed by the digits.

>>18368422
Shadilay!

>>18367837
You should look closely at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They have a wonderful message of eternal family and love

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>>18369238
Shadilay to you too, Brother.

Open your heart to Eris, shitbiscuit.

>>18369234
you got 34, which means he is not pleased with you

My religion is best described as a belief in the force. Yes, from star wars. But not exactly. It doesn't give you magic abilities if you happen to have a certain microorganism inside of you. It just is you. It is everyone and everything, and that force connects us all. I believe that this force is God. Everything is a part of the same megaconsciousness.

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>>18368568
I CAN CRITICIZE EVERYTHING I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT

>>18367837
>I need a box for my consciousness.

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>>18369441
>mfw fellow star-eyed gilded goddess follower

Remember guys, everything you do could be much nobler or much viler, so in the end morality doesn't really matter.

Be true to your nature and be brave.

>>18369473
I put my consciousness in your mom's box all the time

I don't think anything is paranormal or supernatural. They're just things that seem that way because we don't currently understand them.

When the first humans saw stars, many believed they were supernatural beings that defied the natural laws of the universe. Now we know they're well within the universe's rules. For all we know, God, ghosts and other seemingly paranormal/supernatural things could be perfectly natural, we just don't understand them yet.

>>18367837
jw.org

>>18368377
checked

>>18367897
well. That about it. Plus The Kybalion, I guess, and maybe some Plato

>>18369617
The stars are still paranormal cunt

>>18369617
Great comment. Nothing is in a sense supernatural, but I think that it is a term to call things that are beyond our normal life and laws of physics.

>>18367837
I'm starting a cult at my school.

Basically I have the same business plan as Maum Meditation. Tell people they are "meditating" when really you are brainwashing them.

>>18367864
Everything, but most importantly the fact that its the violent cult of mleccha barbarians who will be vanquished by Kalki during Endtimes.

>>18367897
ehh ecstasy is not really necessary at all. The acid and mushrooms should be more than enough..

>>18369747
the kybalion is a buzzword.

>>18367948
That's nearly every religion, cockass

>>18372806
Not really.

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>>18368559

How much science and "rules" do you use to fly in a dream?

None, you just will it to happen and it happens.

>>18373060
>implying your brain runs on magic.

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>>18373071

Everything runs on magic. Some of it is just math-magic.