Zombies

If OP knew how to write a coherent sentence would people still not care what he has to say?

>>18367729
When have you ever seen a bear eat a zombie

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>>18367729

If zombies are dead why do they even need flesh to walk around? Why doesn't bacteria and the elements completely destroy their dead flesh after a few months? Why do they still have dead meat hanging onto their limbs a few years after the zombie Apocalypse? Why aren't they just spooky skeletons murdering people?

Zombie world is being trapped in a nightmare.

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>>18367744

Zombies in real life would just be like an advanced form of rabies mixed with ebola.

>>18367729
Zombies, as lore often documents them, are as I understand it, walking virus cells. They exist to spread and think of no other means than to spread. Their entire existence is based upon spreading and expanding, but since the virus is so dangerous and kills so much it comes into contact with, this is how it ends up going.
The bacteria doesn't eat it as fast as regular dead flesh because it rejects the toxicity of the virus, animals all feel a natural instinct to stay away from it, and any walking corpse feels only one thing, and that is to spread.
They are based upon the single thought of "expand" not "primal instinct"
They are dead in every place except the brain, which harnesses the dead flesh to move and spread, but since it is dead, weak, and rotting, they can't manage to walk more than 1-2 miles per hour.