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Google up South Park's "A_History_Channel_Thanksgiving" to watch with the family over dinner, explains how UFO aliens worked with the Pilgrims.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_History_Channel_Thanksgiving

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Is there something paranormal about the week in which Thanksgiving occurs?

I going to quote from the Bible, Atheists can you PLEASE not go frothing bonkers until I finish making the point? I know you hate the book, but just look at it as just another magic text from the past. OK? Thanks!

Zachariah 1 says that the 24th of 11th month is a time when Beings that ARE NOT Human show up.
The text "The Dark Gods" by Roberts and Gilbertson says that UFO and/or demon encounters tend to cluster around the 24th of ANY month.
"The Dark Gods" was cited by Alan Moore as one of the books he referenced to write "From Hell".
The main premise of "The Dark Gods" is that what we call UFOs -are- demons.

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Here's the quote from the Bible, Zachariah 1, 7 - 11
7 On the twenty-fourth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Shebat, in the second year of Darius, the word of the LORD came to Zechariah the prophet, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo, as follows: 8 I saw at night, and behold, a man was riding on a red horse, and he was standing among the myrtle trees which were in the ravine, with red, sorrel and white horses behind him. 9 Then I said, “My lord, what are these?” And the angel who was speaking with me said to me, “I will show you what these are.” 10 And the man who was standing among the myrtle trees answered and said, “These are those whom the LORD has sent to patrol the earth.” 11 So they answered the angel of the LORD who was standing among the myrtle trees and said, “We have patrolled the earth, and behold, all the earth is peaceful and quiet.”


So God is saying on the 24th day in question he sent patrols to visit the earth, The Dark Gods says the patrols are on those days to counter the demon activity on those days.


Weird Coincidence? The Strange Timing convention of the holiday "Thanksgiving" in the USA causes it
to occur on or near the 24ht day of the eleventh month each year.
Here's some thanksgiving dates, do they look NEAR or ON the 24th to you? Be honest:

2007 Thursday, November 22nd
2008 Thursday, November 27th
2009 Thursday, November 26th
2010 Thursday, November 25th
2011 Thursday, November 24th

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Love this one because the dogs still only get scraps

>>18362377
Thanksgiving is an Adams Sandler song. I'm not sure it was ever about more than food and drink. And L-tryptophan. I want turkey in my big brown shoe.

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>>18362458

>Which is the month Shevat

From wikipedia.

>Shevat (Hebrew: שְׁבָט, Standard Šəvat Tiberian Šəḇāṭ ; from Akkadian Šabātu) is the fifth month of the civil year starting in Tishre (or Tishri) and the eleventh month of the ecclesiastical year on the Hebrew calendar starting in Nisan. It is a winter month of 30 days. Shevat usually occurs in January–February on the Gregorian calendar.

Sorry man, not kosher at all.

humor was different in those days, less nuanced: https://www.youtube.com/embed/lf3mgmEdfwg

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