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Hey /x/,
i'm looking for a way of attracting someone i really like. i dont believe in magic or in /x/ things but i'm desperate. I just want something that works.
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>>18357967

OMG I love you, it worked!
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Lonely Heart Silliness belongs in: >>>/adv/
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1: Get a big dick
2: Get big muscles
3: Get rich
4: Be popular

There bro, have fun.
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>>18357967

Groom yourself properly and get in shape - if you don't already.

When you are interacting with your romantic interest, imagine there's a sort of halo behind your head in the shape of a crescent moon, radiant silvery, points upward. Imagine that beams of the same light go from your eyes to theirs.

Yeah, it's pretty gay, but makes people see you more attractive.
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>>18357967
Be attractive. Or sell your soul to me.
I won't help you attract them, but I can give you someone that looks exactly like them and behaves however you want them to. All you gotta do is say you accept. Deal?
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>>18358143
I want to sell my soul to you please i dont sleep , i dont eat, i Just think about that man that cant be with me
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>>18358498
I accept. I can cure it all. All you have to do is tell me, "I give you my soul".
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>>18358143
i hate roleplayers i actually want to see some serious stuff but you have to ruin it faggot
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>>18358541
I give you my soul
Enjoy my useless lazy soul
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>>18360132
But anon, you have a role to play as well. Or are you saying I'm telling lies? Hahaha. If you say so.
>>18360211
I'll take good care of it. Probably. No promises tho.
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just b urself
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one more for Hot lobby
rage
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Why don't you just talk to them or something instead of trying to use magic and all sorts of beta shit.
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