Paranormal greentexts/stories

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>>18357699
thought this one was super sick

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>>18357720
pretty okay if I do say so myself

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Bump

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On a paranormal related note this year when I went on a haunted trail I dressed up as a minion, got drunk and stole a bunch of fake spiderwebs

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This one got to me a bit because I don't like dolls

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people are at least reading these right?

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the one with the dead kid

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this one is one of my favorites

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the story of the "white man"

>>18357699
>being this retarded

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This one too was one of my favorites

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several of the freckles stories

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a story about a camping trip with grampa, not the one posted in every thread though

thats all I got.If anyone is reading feel free to keep this bumped

>>18357699
wow it's fucking nothing

My job is pretty creepy. I work from 11pm until 7am at a really small gas station in the middle of no where.

>one night around 2am
>I'm counting change from the register
>drop a quarter
>it bounces off the thing below the counter where the plastic bags hang
>rolls behind me
>hear it wood where the counter and floor meets
>in the middle of counting so I don't turn to pick it up
>right as I finish I hear the very distinctive sound of change being placed on the counter
>turn around
>no quarter in the floor behind me
>it's instead laying up on the counter beside my phone

Mother fucking nope. Spend the rest of the shift loudly listening to happy people playing Minecraft.

One other time I was scared as fuck to be there

>4am
>taking some papers to the back office
>go through the little employee only doorway
>get a spooky feeling as I turn to the right to go into the office
>hesitate a little
>decide to stop being a bitch
>go in and set the paper work on the desk
>turn around
>the employee only door is shut
>know I didn't close it
>legitimate fear that I wouldn't be able to open it or see something scary on the other side
>nearly hit myself with it ripping it open as hard as I can
>the store is empty
>go back behind the counter and watch funny videos until the manager came in at 6am

This time I asked if I could watch the camera for a while because we were looking for a thief because we losing bottles of wine and thought someone was taking them during the day.

I instead roll the camera around to that morning when I went to the back, the camera system is really old and has a really low frame rate. All I could see was myself stepping through the door and the door about mid-way through the swing then shut, can't see anything touch it or anything and when I showed the manager she just said "yeah that's kinda weird"

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>>18358008
>7/31/16
>on /b/
I remember reading this thread on /x/ in 2014 (I think). I've been waiting for this guy to return ever since. I need closure
Godspeed anon ;_;

>>18357800

I am - and a lot of them I've never actually seen before, which came as a surprise - thanks for posting!

>>18358008

Up the airy mountain
Down the rushy glen,
We dare n't go a-hunting,
For fear of little men;
Wee folk, good folk,
Trooping all together;
Green jacket, red cap,
And white owl's feather.
Down along the rocky shore
Some make their home,
They live on crispy pancakes
Of yellow tide-foam;
Some in the reeds
Of the black mountain-lake,
With frogs for their watch-dogs,
All night awake.

High on the hill-top
The old King sits;
He is now so old and gray
He's nigh lost his wits.
With a bridge of white mist
Columbkill he crosses,
On his stately journeys
From Slieveleague to Rosses;
Or going up with music,
On cold starry nights,
To sup with the Queen,
Of the gay Northern Lights.

They stole little Bridget
For seven years long;
When she came down again
Her friends were all gone.
They took her lightly back
Between the night and morrow;
They thought she was fast asleep,
But she was dead with sorrow.
They have kept her ever since
Deep within the lake,
On a bed of flag leaves,
Watching till she wake.

By the craggy hill-side,
Through the mosses bare,
They have planted thorn trees
For pleasure here and there.
Is any man so daring
As dig them up in spite?
He shall find the thornies set
In his bed at night.

Up the airy mountain
Down the rushy glen,
We dare n't go a-hunting,
For fear of little men;
Wee folk, good folk,
Trooping all together;
Green jacket, red cap,
And white owl's feather.

>>18357752
>.. a man who captures the soles of children
The Cobbler Robbler

>>18357777
Checked

>>18357800
Yes please keep posting friend

>>18359594
That was all I had.

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>>18357800
Keep posting my main man, your doing a good job

>>18357921
do you have a link to the thread archive?

>>18359474
my first quads. nice

>>18360614
There was a website several years ago where threads from every board that got enough votes were archived. /x/ had a bunch of good threads. For /b/ most of the saved threads were "get" threads

>>18357741
>Teacher finds out some horrible details relating to a student's mother's death and discloses this info to middle schooler

>>18358802
Ive had these saved for a few years, my computer is getting old so I figured I'd share them. Also the greentext threads here were annoying with the same stories posted

>>18357736
Christ, that's terrifying.

>>18357736
every time i read this it's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever read

/x/ posts the worst creepy pasta
/k/ posts better stuff
/x/ can't summon shit
/pol/ has an ancient Egyptian god on their side

Why is /x/ so shit in every way?

>>18361501
fag

>>18361507
You're only mad because it's true

>>18361531
What ancient Egyptian god?

>>18360969
He clearly states that the "middle schooler" is a grown adult by the time the teacher tells him what happened you dumb faggot.

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>>18362322
The one who has blessed you with digits. Kek.

Not excactly a paranormal but it scared the shit out of me.

>be me, month ago
>after exhausting day
>finally gonna get some sleep
>can't fall asleep, my left hand gets randomly itchy every few minutes or so
>close my eyes
>hear loud, unfamiliar voice saying "He's waking up! Give him more sedatives for christs sakes-"
>open my eyes
>realize I am not in my bedroom but in some way larger room with white walls, no windows and only one door
>four guys in lab coats are there with me
>hear the voice again
>"Fuck, he's awake! Bring the fucking sedatives RIGHT NOW and put him asleep!"
>Try to raise my hand but I am tied up
>can't move at all
>before I can do anything, one of the guys injects something in my left hand
>the itching comes back
>everything starts fading
>blink
>I am back in my bedroom
>look at the clock
>I was asleep for five minutes
>realize how itchy my left hand is

I've had one more occasion when I had really similiar dream (?) a week ago and I couldn't sleep properly ever since.

>>18357868
This story was absolutely great rigt until the end. That ending was shite

>>18361354
this

>>18357736
I don't get it.

>>18357699

id definitely kill the fuck out of that cat just for good measure. fuck cats anyway

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>>18357699

>>18357736
this was spoopy until that last fucking paragraph. cringiest shit i've ever read

>>18357699
>Cat acts like a cat

>>18357743
Good, but WAAAAY too detailed with the damn footprints. Had to stop like 5 times to try and picture the layout of what he was trying to describe in my head.

>>18361354
It gets worse every time

>>18360038
this is cute, im imagining them all going "HEY HEY NEW FRIEND NICE BOAT"

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>>18357713
these are so fucking dumb

>>18357795

Lol I know where this guy lives

>>18357800

yeah you're good bro, I want to visit the road in this story and explore it now

>>18358544
anymore stories anon?

>>18360946
stop posting newfriend

>>18369140
It's so good up until that point

>>18358506

Why did she leave? She was clearly wet for his D

>>18357845
Is there another part to this story?

>>18370073
a small dick makes women vanish in an instant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elIcVLz_nnE

,

>>18363392
This horrifies me even more, since I have had similar "dreams".

>>18358008
Dumb. Anyone who spends any time in rural winter area's can see this is crap. The snow survival, fire building, hunting, fishing. None of it is real, it is all written by some kid who watched a winter nature documentary at most. And the flowery writing, yea, college writing 101 level stuff. No doubt the kid is 18, that much is true.

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SOME OC. NEVER POSTED HERE. PEOPLE LIKED IT ON /b/ SO I FIGURED YOU MIGHT LIKE IT... Happened 6 years agos on Halloween. ..

> friends and I partying on college campus
> decide to go to this abandoned insane asylum
> place is at the top of a hill secluded with a cemetery below
> it was also used to keep people with tuberculosis when it was spreading a lot a long time ago.
> go in through a window.
> weird kid daycare looking room
> light colors cartoons on the wall
> go down some stairs. To what I guess was the basement
> walking single file girls in the front guys in the back (they had the flashlight)
> Hear this little girl giggle behind us.
> turn to the last guy who was a negro in line. "You hear that dawg?"
>"YEA"
> he turns around little girl with her jaw taped up angerily staring at us
>"I aint dying like no pussy"
> charges full on at it
> all of my what.gif
>girl disappears
> huh?.jpg
> girls turn around after nigbro did his charge
> what happened
>"im not sure"
> Leave the place go back to dorms and smoke up

>>18357957
kek

>>18357736
>muh russia is so scary

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>>18357858
dude that shits sp00ky

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>>18357957
>saving a phony version of this classic
Here is the original

>>18357736
The more times I read it the more stupid it gets, is no surprise that the retarded spic youtuber thought this would be a good addition to his channel.

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>>18371392
> I aint dyin like no pussy
kek. Way to break the stereotype nigbro

>>18369071
holy fuck. Im a guy with some money, anyone think I should hire some blackwater mercs and head in there?

>>18358607
we are all waiting. I think the gnomes might have got him tho :c

>>18357947
that was creepy

>>18357947
Is there a bigger picture of the exact location he gave as the first picture?

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I usually lurk on this board, but I got one for ye that happened to me not that long ago

I was with 5 or possibly 6 other people, let's get there "names" out of the way to start. The first guy, let's call him Matthew, I had been friends with for about 5 years. Another guy, we'll call him Gary, we were pretty much acquaintances and we never really hung out. The third person, we'll say her name is Stacey, I had known for a long time but we weren't really friends until about a few months before this story. I'm not going to go into detail with the rest of the people, but the other two girls will be called Allie and Emily. And then the sixth person, who may or may not have been there, we'll call him Doug and he had just recently moved into town.

Anyway

>be us
>in highschool
>5 of us arrange to hang out over the weekend
>Doug and Gary join in at the last minute
>the 7 of us hang out in town all night, Matthew had gotten really drunk before he'd met up with us
>he is wasted to the point where he can barely walk
>we all hang out for a few hours
>matthew keeps saying retarded shit and tripping over
>we mostly just fuck around in town and make fun of Matthew most of the time because he is fucking wasted
>after we'd mellowed out a little bit, Stacey and Emily tell us that they're going to be camping out on the beach tonight
>We all decide to join them
>we call our parents and tell them we're going to stay at Gary's house
>We go to Stacey's house to chill for a little bit until Stacey's mom can drop us off
>Stacey's mom drops us off at Gary's house
>Gary tells us to wait a little while before we head down to the beach
>We wait like five minutes and then start walking
This is where the shit starts
>about half a mile into our walk Matthew says he thinks someone is following us
>We look back and see this guy stood in the middle of the street
>He's too far away to tell what he looks like
>He's dressed in all black and a gray beanie

I'll cont. if you fags want

>>18374862
This thread is super slow so I'll continue anyway

>Me and Matthew get super freaked out
>start walking faster
>gary tells us to calm the fuck down
>he says it's probably some old guy walking his dog at night
>apparently there's a lot of this in this town
>I tell him I don't see any dog and we should start going faster
>he says we're overreacting
>we believe him
>a few blocks later this guy is still following us
>we get freaked out and start running
>Gary is still calm but he runs with us anyway
>a few hundred feet in front of us is this big stairway that goes down
>we run down the staircase
>gary says we should wait at the staircase so we can meet up with the girls
>fuck that
>Me and matthew keep running and then hide behind a building
>gary eventually joins us
>we peek out from behind the building and see the guy walk down the stairway and turn the opposite way we were going
>we continue walking and meet up with the girls
At this point, Doug may or may not have been with us
>the six (or maybe 7) of us start walking to the beach
>the spot where we were staying was a bit of a walk from there so it takes a while
>on our way there, we walk by a park
>I notice that there is a car in the parking lot
>it's a green mini cooper
>I think it's a little weird but I don't say anything
>about 5 minutes later everyone else notices that there is a green mini cooper following us at a distance
>We get a little weirded out but don't really think anything of it
>a little time passes and we get to the beach
>we set up our sleeping bags in the middle of this closed off part of the beach
>The rest of the night went fairly normally
>a few other people join us to smoke later on
>I don't smoke so I decide I'm going to go for a walk while everyone is smoking
>I don't walk very far, but about halfway through my walk I see a green mini cooper parked in this small dirt area by the beach where cars can park
>I immediately nope the fuck out and walk back to everyone else
Cont later

Alright I might as well tell my story

>be taking internship with friends
>building is a residential tower with three elevators in the lobby
>two stairwells nearby if youre not willing to wait
>office is in the 8th floor so you have to either climb the stairs or wait for the elevators
>get hungry one afternoon so I ask friends if they want to eat
>"sure, let's go"
>head out the office and wait for the elevators to stop
>one of my friends goes "alright fuck this i'm walking down the stairs"
>he goes on ahead and we follow after around 30 seconds
>two friends lag behind but are within hearing distance
>stop hearing steps of friend who went ahead after a while
>get to ground floor, two other friends pop up a bit after
>"hey where's friendanon?" "he's not here?"
>check the nearby 7-11 and the place we're supposed to eat at, he's not there
>what the fuck
>go back to lobby with the elevators and stairwells
>friend comes out of the stairwell door

there was nothing below the ground floor other than the parking lot and he would have met us on the way out of he did go down and went back up again. we always took the elevator after that.

Not as spooky as other stories but it's real

>>18374894

A slightly weird story

>have vacation at friend's provincial house 5 years ago with the rest of high school class
>we were enjoying the night upstairs while half of the class was downstairs playing card games
>we got bothered by the noise after a while so we went down and outside to the field
>lie down at the grass and stare at the 2AM stars, more people join us from inside
>after a while we see this flying object, flying above the sky but lower than an airplane would
>it's really fucking bright for an aircraft
>suddenly, the object does a sharp 90 degree turn
>run back inside the house shaking

ayy lmao man

>>18374886
>when I get back to where we were camped out, the people who dropped by to smoke were gone
>Gary and Emily said they were leaving to go get some booze
>They leave
>nothing out of the ordinary happens while they are gone
At this point, Matthew has sobered up almost entirely
>about an hour later they get back and they are wasted as fuck
>it's about 2am now
>The night continues normally
>we've all settled down and we're getting ready to go to bed
>everyone falls asleep

>I wake up a little while later
>i don't know what time it is but it is dark as fuck
>I get up and start to walk around
>I decide to go to the shore and see how cold the water is
>When i get past the dunes i can notice a light at the shore
>It's a small fire, so I decide to get closer and see if it's anyone I know camping out on the beach
>as i get closer i can see a lot of people gathered around the fire dressed in black
>i start to get a really bad vibe, the only way i can describe it is like pure evil
>The people gathered around the fire are covered in black robes
>think like the KKK, but the robes are black
>They are all holding hands around the fire, i don't hear anything, no chanting, no singing, nothing
>they start moving in a circle around the fire
>I start hearing a really bad ringing in my ears and I feel lightheaded like I'm about to pass out
>I decide i should leave and tell everyone that we need to get the fuck out of there
>I try to wake Allie up, but she won't budge
>I'm really tired so I just end up going to sleep, I figure those people probably won't find where we are camping out

>I wake up around 7, and Allie is already packing her stuff and leaving
>I say bye and wake everyone else up
>everyone says they are staying but me and matthew leave
>as we are walking back to gary's house to get picked up, a green mini cooper speeds past us on the dirt road
>we say fuck that and take a detour to his house

Last part Cont'd later, not long

>>18374918
Last part

>Be a few days later
>I'm talking to Doug about that night, and I ask him if anything weird happened when we were staying on the beach
>he looks at me like I'm retarded and says that he wasn't there
>apparently he got dropped of at his house after we hung out because he didn't want to go to the beach even though I remember him being there the whole time

>Talking to Matthew, he asks me if anything weird happened that night
>I lie and say no
>He said that he couldn't sleep so he was awake the whole time
>He said I woke up and left for like 10 minutes, and then came back and fell asleep
>He also said every five or so minutes i would sit up in my sleeping bag, start mouthing words, and then go completely limp and fall back down
>He was freaked the fucked out and didn't sleep all night
to this day i still haven't told any of them what I saw, I see that green mini cooper driving through my neighborhood daily.
I was stone cold sober so I remember everything. Maybe I'm just paranoid

Sorry for the length, this is my first greentext on /x/. give me some tips on how to make it not shitty

Anyone have the one about the australian guy living alone in the outback who sees the a tree wiggle, and I believe day by day gets closer to his window?

>>18374934
Any true kinda spoopy it's worth sharing

>>18375967
I need more comedic /x/

Someone got the Plague doc visiting at night story?

>>18376212
Tried sending it but it's apparently already on this thread, try and find it

I love these threads.

>>18373666
satanic trips confirm. Yukonbro got killed by fucking gnomes.

>>18357703
>tongue removed
>can still talk

>>18357957
Kek

>>18357949
I have been looking for the updated version of this one, where supposedly someone from his work reiterates his story, this image was pasted in the bottom and the "newer" one on top of it.

Also I know this isn't /r/ but if someone could post the one about this anon who goes on a train and some weird shit happens down there, I think it's in new york or something and he attached a map of the stations, maybe I have them in my older computer but I'm not really sure.

>>18357699
That has to be the dumbest fucking greentext that I have ever read. Thanks OP for being a bitch.

>>18357800
I looked up the road in Google Maps and it's long as fuck but I didn't see a bridge. I can definitely see how it would be creepy and pitch black at night

>>18357736
>250 year old creepypasta

nigga

I love me some scary stories. Lets get this thread back in gear and outlast that Div general thread.
> when I was in the 11th grade I had a friend named dennis. Me and dennis are still in touch
>No skinwalkers here folks.png
>Me and dennis are both underage b& /k/ommandos and /x/philes.
>For christmas my parents bought me a mossberg and he already had a mosin.
>fearthenugget.png
>we begin researching paranormal shit near us
>learn about something the locals call the grotto man.
>Apparently kills hikers.
>No fucks given here, we have guns.
>During spring break we had plans to go.
>We packed our shit, loaded it into the truck, and got down there.
>Once we get there its immediately creepy.
>The whole place is deserted.
>Not surprising considering almost everyone we talked to knew about the fucking grotto man.
>Since it is ominous as fuck we load our weapons and keep them that way.
>in case you dont own a gun, that is a fucking awful idea.
>The grotto it supposedly lives in is ten miles up the trail.
>We live in a village on a mountain range so we are used to long walks.
>Keep our eyes on the trees and weapons at the ready at all times.
>once we reach within 2 miles of the grotto we set up camp.
>No clearing, no nothing. Just trees. And the occasional delicious rabbit.
>we were technically poaching when I killed 5 of them.
>completely worth it. Fucking delicious.
>The next morning, head to the grotto.
>Normal people would fuck off the moment they saw the deer bones.
>We are not normal people. We are fucking retarded.
>Turn on the flashlight I taped to the shotgun.
I taped a maglight to it.
> Lots of water everywhere. We are convinced the grotto man lives in there. Keep guns on the water.
>Should have watched the fucking ceiling.
>190 something feet into the cave there is a fucking screech.
>We scan the water for a good two minutes.
>Ceiling. The fucking ceiling.
>We walk under a hole. And a long arm reaches down and grabs my jacket.
cont

>>18379805
>now Im not the most reactive guy on the planet.
>But I know when to fire a shotgun upwards.
>The second the gun fires it lets go.
>Moarscreeching.mpg
>We run out of there like black guys from the cops.
>Once again, we arent pussies.
>Until it walks out.
>The thing doesnt look like a man at all. Who the fuck called it the grotto man.
>It has some beak proboscis with a mouth underneath it.
>Thing was crawling along on its hands and feet.
>Openfire.png
>After expending a good lot of ammunition, the damn thing just shrieks and crawls back inside the cave.
>I know we hit it. The red mist from its shoulder after Dennis' 4th shot gave that away.
>Point is, we arent going back in there.
Fuck that place.

>>18358008
oh fuck this is a great story. I don't give a shit if he made it up I loved it.

>>18370219
It's still fun.

>>18357699
>scared because a cat is hunting for birds
Fucking retarded i swear, i'm glad he didn't do jack shit with the cat because that would make me mad. Actually that cat was bro tier, he fucking guided you to your dog, what the fuck

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>>18357699
no one has posted this classic yet i don't think so. here ya go, op

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>>18381296
i'll post a couple others i got that aren't in here already just because

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>>18357969
that was pretty funny

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>>18373654
fuck yes, and let me know how it turns out

>>18381317
ASSQUATCH STRIKES AGAIN!

>>18357713

>seems to be healthy with it

i couldn't muster the strength to continue what i was sure would be retarded anyway after this lil nugget.

>>18376691
Ohh I know that one, I'm pretty sure it's DC, I'm on mobile right now I'll check in a few hours when I get home. Pretty sure I've got it

>>18375888
I spent a good five minutes trying to make sense of this before I realised that they're all supposed to be separate stories.

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>>18376008
here you go bud

>>18383672
Thanks anon, pretty amusing. I wonder if there is any amusing ayy stories.

>>18358544
>tfw you will never have a ghost coworker

>>18357720
>>18357720
wait so did it happen after they reunited,with layne being long dead and shit?

>>18357713
interesting idea. really wish someone who could actually flesh out these ideas/write even semi-decently would follow this kind of premise