ITT: post reason why aliens never visit us. i will start with:

>>18356795
This entire board.

No wait, entire site.

>>18356798
why are you here?

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>diplomacy

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>>18356795
>ITT: post reason why aliens never visit us.

Because they don't exist :^)

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>roswell crash
>guberment exchanges experimentation rights to humans (americans) for technology
>aliens test stuff here, murrica gets tech to do own secret space programm
>all the money (6.5 Trillion!!11!) the pentagon loses goes into black projects and bluebooks
>US has their own UFOs and bases all over the solar system
>Men in black keep this coorperation betweem ayys and shadowcomplex a secret
>Military industrial complex responsible for killing all the whistleblowers (als JFK, probably Trump next)

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I blame Japan

>>18356878

Because they're demons that don't interact with the righteous ;^}

>>18356795

Why don't you visit them?

>>18357041
They are obvious above the human evolution chain.

if i would see something that's below my evolution chain, apes, who kill, rape and do satanic bullshit, i would also stay the fuck out of it.

>buy me a computer for pornographic simulations of chucklefucking gang-bang victims

>>18356983
>they're demons
who drinks semen with breast milk, or at least are colluding with people who do this shit.

Hell, even higher intelligence liveform who would see this kind of aliens shit, doing that shit to an more subtle species would maybe also stay the fuck out of it.

oh'boy, humanity is fucked.

>>18356870
true

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>>18356795
niggers