Is there any way to turn myself into a girl through magic?? or

Stop posting this over and over again you stupid twink.

hrt

>>18354860
First time posting this you fucking retard. I have never seen this thread before. You sure your not getting mixed up with succubus shitposting? It's a genuine question, and I would like the more "enlightened" people to guide the way for me.

>>18354874
Yeah I suppose that is the only way. But it would be great if there was an instant way to do it.

>>18354881
Dress up in girls clothing and go out at midnight. It has to be exactly midnight.
Wander around alleys until you find a hobo, you can't come back without finding one or you'll be permabanned from girl-turning-magic.
Now take off your panties (they HAVE to be pink, with a cute red ribbon) and bend over.
If you find the right hobo, in 5 minutes you'll be a real girl.

>>18354850

Here's the ritual:

>get cock and balls mutilated
>get mutilated cock tucked in to you
>take hormones

It's the potente ancient magiq of not being retarded.

>>18354850
lay of the binaural beats chrischan

File: 2016-11-17-135741.jpg (93KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 960x544px

>>18354850
Either retarded transgender or some fetishist faggot.

All you're gonna get is RP faggotry with a question like that.

File: 2016-11-17-135803.jpg (78KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 960x544px

>>18354925
ohmeingott

>>18354850
Just Dimensional Jump into a reality where you are a girl. the 2 cups method is gud.

>>18354850
There isn't.

Sorry about that. Hope you can deal with your dysphoria/your fetish.

>>18354850
If u do post noods

File: Sirius-1024x703.jpg (59KB, 1024x703px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1024x703px

>>18354850

I'm sure there's ways to do alot of things that we think are "impossible". I just don't have knowledge of them.

>>18354952
And how would one go about jumping into another dimensional reality, anon?

>>18354850
take lsd and cut your dick off, your balls will be absorbed as ovaries in the healing process.

>>18354943
DOZER!!!!!

File: 1463388394038.jpg (29KB, 320x256px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 320x256px

Thankyou everyone for your responses. Even if it didn't get me the answer I was looking for.
Had a good laugh at some of the non-serious replies aswell.

not faggot op but if i sell my spirit to a demon can he grant me a wish like this????

>>18354850
just get gender reassignment surgery and fuck off you faggot

>>18355487
pls anser me

>>18355487
>>18355925
The only way to become a girl is to transition, that's just the simple truth.
Though when you do finally get over the nervousness and get on them things feel 1000x better.

Don't think so op but i can make you feel like one for a night if you wish. ;)

File: miraj.jpg (96KB, 564x552px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 564x552px

>>18354850
There is no reliable hormonal therapy in esotericism.

You will need to talk to a doctor.

File: serious.jpg (62KB, 599x599px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 599x599px

>ITT degenerate faggot wants to live out his gender-bender doujin fantasy

>>18356362
He just wants to live on easy mode and ride tyrone's cock and have lots of beta attention givers, what's so bad about that?

You're better off turning to science but we're a LONG LONG LONG way away from being able to reassign chromosomes. You can chop off your dick but you can't be a really real girl for realsies in your lifetime

You were born too soon, sorry OP

>>18356362
I am a degenerate faggot but I lied to my best friend for the past like 9 months because I have a really feminine voice, and I have always wanted to be a girl so I said I was one to him, we played lots of games together and stuff, and I really started falling for him since I had met him, I play with his girlfriend aswell and I even convinced her that I was a girl, and recently my voice became deeper finally, and my two friends were confused and I confessed to them that I was a d00d, and they are still my friends, but I was happier as girl because they seemed happier with that rather then what I am now.

some alchemists are said to be able to shapeshift into women

>http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-12/gene-switch-transforms-adult-female-mice-males

>>18354850

Define "turn into a girl"?

Do you want to be a girl in the afterlife, or do you want to be a physical girls right here?

>>18357763

If answer is the first, you should join the succubus religion.

If second, and you're really serious about it, come over to fringechan and start a thread in /loosh/ about it, I'll see it there. But you better not shitpost about it ironically, this is not reversable.

just chop off your dick and offer it to some god and you're good to go

>>18357773
I'll do that now.