Large object found near sun, now disappeared

>>18352213

I found another picture on it, hold on.

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>>18352222

I have a big penis

>>18352213
Have these blue spheres ever been seen before?

>>18352229
I heard the sun was reacting to it

>>18352213
I think dailymail is a tabloid, and that's a camera artifact.

>>18352213
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>>18352287
samefag

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It isn't a camera artifact, the thing was some kind of transient phenomenon, the camera on that satellite isn't even a proper type to be capable of an artifact that would even remotely look like that.

3 above pics are me btw, not OP.

>>18352213
Bernstein schism?

Perhaps what we are seeing here is that rather than our universe separating/merging from/into another bernstein universe, we're seeing a mass shadow from another parallel bernstein universe interfering with gravity in ours?

It would explain the idea of the solar winds being influenced by it, a substantial change in gravity redirecting them momentarily and substantially enough for it to be noticed?

Perhaps we've never noticed this before because the merger has always happened in a different parallel outside of the visible spectrum?

I'm just tossing shit out here OP.

I guess that it is made of water?

>>18352213
Hmm, it's almost like we live on a huge blue sphere

Do not talk about the aliens.

It's not an actual ship, it's the baryonic shockwave from a ship decelerating from light speed.

Somebody has just arrived here.

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>>18352416
so which is it?

We have found Russell's teapot. Apparently it's blue.

>>18352222
cheked!

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>>18352213
>dailymail
dailymail is barely a step above "batboy confirmed jacko's ayylmao lovechild" supermarket tabloids. post a more reliable source and get back to us.

>solar observatory takes pic of flaming sphere in blue spectrum
>dumbasses copypasta nasa's pics and deduces it's a ufo next to the sun
>turns out to be the solar observatory was just photographing the sun

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At the risk of sounding like a role player,(which I will) I've been in contact with an extra terrestrial for a few years now. She says that she's coming, and that "We're gunna be there in less than a month." and something about "an extra Earth that's really a spaceship."

>>18353053
will we die much?

>>18352858
>Criticizes sources
>Probably reads fake news like CNN, MSNBC, Huffington Post, Fox News, Mother Jones, Jezebel...

>>18352213 (OP)

It's a glitch from the camera. If you take the sphere, mirror it and turn it around you will notice it's actually the sun. It got the same black spots and the corona resembles the one from that day.

>>18353071

Thank god. Someone who knows the truth. I fucking knew this thread would be here and people would say "must be aliums"...

>>18353053
How are you in contact? I don't get it mate?

>>18353053
cool smily face

This is important i think, but it's mostly being ignored because of the 2 pedo investigations going on (pizzagate twittergate).

So bump, Please people this is something I can feel it.

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It's Gaizok, quick summon the Jin family.

>>18352213
as much as i wish it was ayyys it's probably just a glitch in the systems of the stuff

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confirmed Þlèîådîåñ$

>>18352376
What the fuck is the endgame of this post? I need to ask, as if I am not mistaken you do not appear to have a trip, not even a name to differentiate yourself from anybody else who has posted in this thread. I am racking my brain as to why you'd feel the apparent need to type this out and re-enter the captcha just so you can anonymously state you are not OP. Really, honestly, genuinely fucking in awe. The only conclusion which my brain can muster is that you're new and forgot that you weren't posting on Reddit. WHO IS 'ME'???????????????????????

>>18353071
Oh cool so I'm assuming you did all that to verifiy you were correct then deleted the image instead of posting it.

>>18353069
Not sure, i'm not a prophet.

>>18353088
Awhile ago I wore a necklace that turned out to be a necklace/pendulum. There was a little bead that ran through the chains so you can hold by the bead at the top and use it as a pendulum. I guess it's supposed to be how you "turn it on and off" I wore it around in the "summoning position" and got max haunted. I guess the person that owned i before me liked talking to aliens.

>>18353538
get help

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>>18353545
I have help, and they're motherfukin aliens.

>>18353053
She talk about taking a ride on a comet by any chance? How about the means to get to said comet? It's not easy you know...and there is a special kool-aid involved....if go ahead and dump this alien if I was you...pretty sure your getting catfished by Satan himself.

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>>18353554
Not about taking a ride on a comet specifically. But a comet is really important I think. She's used comet ISON and Lovejoy as metaphores before. And theres some sort of deal with a red comet or "red dart" that will herald something. She's talked about coming mass abduction though, so if that's what your talking about, then were on the same page. If you were promised a ride, you don't need to shit, they'll find you. Just stay put, dont go crazy and meander into the mountains late at night looking for a ride to spezzz.

>>18353554
Oh, I just got it. You were making fun of me. :(

>>18353573
I was making light. Sorry my sense of humor usually involves poking fun at my beliefs or others pretty aggressively. What you described there sounds like the Christian apocalypse. Wormwood falling and the rapture

>>18353053
Are they nice?
What are their intentions?
What does the future hold for every day people?

If you can't answer these questions or you can't tell me why you didn't ak these questions I don't believe you're in contact

>>18353585
It's cool bro, I'm not sensitive.

>>18353053

More ples

>>18353571

Mass abduction?

Please go into more detail about this.

>>18353598
I have asked these questions, and I will answer them more questions.
Are humans nice?
What are humans intentions?
As far as what the future holds for every day people, it's whatever they make of it. Aliens are unique and all different from each other just like we are, I'm sure. They intentions are diverse too. As far as the one I know, she's really nice. Her group is also really nice, and it seems like they've been here a long time, doing nice things for people. Again, I'm not a prophet. I don't know what the future will hold, just a few things i'm told, but those things are not solid. They're just plans that are subject to change like everything else. Imagine an alien asks an American what they think America is going to do next with ISIS, they can make a guess, and maybe they have a friend in the military or govt that has a better guess, but no one knows the future. >>18353585
The Christian apocalypse was definitely inspired by whatever this event is going to be, but defiantly warped by ancient people that didn't understand what they were seeing/hearing. It's a false prophecy, but elements are true, or so I'm told.

>>18353739
Voluntary migration. There are people like me, for however reason are in contact with aliens. Even if they don't know they are, and think it's just a spirit, demon, or whatever. These people can be "locked on to" and judged, then giving the option to go. I say judged, like "No one wants to live with a jackass." So if you're jerk, aliens probably wont want to take you anywhere. By locked on, I mean you need some sort of spiritual signature. If you don't have an address, you can't get mail. So if you want to get off this rock, you need to get haunted somehow, go through their judging bullshit, and keep it cool. You could also pray, I know it sounds stupid, but they sort of have a space patton on praying. So they can connect that way if conditions are right.

>>18353759

this makes no sense.

Aliens judging humans based on what exactly?

Human morality? Alien morality?

Please explain.

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>>18353521

Lazy-ass nigger

It's a double exposure, you utter faglords

>>18352213
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk

>>18354115
> mystery solved

Watch these tumblr rejects keep arguing about it anyway

>>18353944
I think they're more concerned with compatibility than specific morals.Compatibly to emotionally handle having your whole world changed and not be disgruntled. To live productively among other people and other extra terrestrials. Basically getting along with others and being positive is what they care about. That's just what I think though, I can't really speak for them.

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>>18353519
>>18352365
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>>18352213
Blue balls

>>18352542
Why did you delete your post of ramblings, tripfag?

>>18355073
I've had a similar experience recently, said they might take me after what seemed like a short interview for a job. Pretty cut and dry if that makes any sense

>>18352213
Probably just a weather balloon.

>>18353053
>she

Ass pls

>>18352213
i'm pretty sure that's the sun you fuckin doofus

>>18353053
I wish dude, I wish...

>>18356395
Yeah man, they're busy, and can be pretty normal. You would expect talking to aliens exciting the whole way through, but they're mostly pretty casual about stuff.

>>18356398
this killed me

>>18352213
Maybe that is our second sun

>>18357789
the antisun

>>18357691
Basically by the end I came to the conclusion "if you're going to take me, you're going to take me. There's nothing I can do about it." They took it as acceptance as far as I could tell. I was playing it really cautiously in case it was a demon/me being crazy. After that I've been pushing away any kind of encounter basically saying I'm not ready yet please leave me be for now, but I always send them away with love, whatever that means. I hope it's real and I'm not crazy.

>>18352213
see
>>18353071
>>18354115

I realize /x/ is often the most retarded board on 4chan, which is already saying a lot, but come on now.

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>>18358287
I came to the same conclusion in the end too, total submission. They broke down every wall I built up, every fallacy, and everything I held dear to my ego. In the end I realized that there was always a place inside of me, a reservoir, from which all good things flowed. It will always be with me, and always has. As far being crazy, I don't know. If you ever had the slightest chance of getting off this rock and see space with your own eyes, would you? I would, and I don't tthink that's crazy at all.

It's fairly obvious, OP.

Evil Forces are collecting all 12 Days of Christmas, and if they succeed, they will release the Antisanta from his South Pole prison.

>>18353759
You are literally being decieved by demons into taking their side.

>>18353053
se wants the D

>>18353053
>alien
>pussy
You just want to fuck alien pussy.
You're in contact with your dick.
You want to fuck you dick.

"Aliens" are just shape-shifted demons. If you go to an alien spaceship you're probably be tortured to death and spend rest of eternity in hell. Remember, if Christ returns everybody on earth will know it. So if someone says christ is in a spaceship they are deceivers.

>>18359465
lmfao stfu

>>18359465
Speaking about grays specifically, theyre much morenlike fairies than demons, and theyre pretty friendly. Gray tech is part astral and part physical, as is the "physical" body of these guys. Because of the nature of their technology, it is possible to have your astral body "abducted", and for you to face the grays on the ship thereafter. This has happened to me personally, and they gave to me something that looked like a vaporizer, except it had what looked like glowing blue aloe leaf in it. The substance my astral body took in from it was very similar to marihuana, but with much greater intensity (without turning into a bad experience).

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>>18352354
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>>18352213


Close up vew

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>>18352213
Here's a better picture.

>>18359876
>fairies
>not demons

>>18353554
Yeah Comet.... lots of pizza and ping pong

>>18359452
Lel

>>18357809
Kek

>>18353053
>she

do you guys not realize that crazy huge shit shows up by our sun all the time? Streetcap1 on Youtube has been posting about this for years

>>18353053
I want to believe.

Cool picture tho

>>18353538
What's the necklace look like? Photos or descr?

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>>18359876

>>18354115
As an added bonus, those two bright dots are Venus and Earth.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/11/22/viral_photo_of_a_ufo_is_actually_the_sun.html

>>18352366
How the fuck do you know that. The earth is clearly visible through the glitch, it's nothing.
t. Stereo nerd from way back.

Looks like you have been staring at the sun for too long.

>>18360133
best comment

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>>18353053

>>18359876
>>18359465
Why do you do this?

>>18352213
clearly it's a weather balloon in some swamp gas. you'd have to deluded to think otherwise

>>18353053

Please, she's been coming all over every night me for months.

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>>18353070
>>18352858
Only RT news will set you free.

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>>18353538
>Awhile ago I wore a necklace that turned out to be a necklace

>>18353070
Daily Mail is literally the same tier as the MSM you just mentioned.

>>18368289
>only RT news will set you free
>Thinks state run propaganda news isnt biased, alright kiddo.

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>>18352213

looks like an eye

>>18353078
>browses an image board dedicated to paranormal phenomenon
>gets pissed when people bring up aliens

what do you expect?

>>18354115
This is just sad

>>18367690
>Why do you do this?
Because it's the truth obv.

/x/ has reached a whole new level of faggotism
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5e03uj/solar_satellite_glitching_out_double_exposure_of/
The satellite was malfunctioning and making a double exposure of the sun and space. I was actually considering posting that gif here for the lulz cuz I know you guys are gullible but someone beat me to the pitch

>>18371298
"What happened this time was the SECCHJ Ahead CORI coronagraph exceeded a temperature lim't set before launch. As happens with most long-lived spacecraft, the spacecraft and instrument [temperatures] have been increasing slowly but steadily (thanks to slowly degrading thermal insulation material on the sunward side of the spacecraft) over the ten years of mission life so far, and no one had been minding the fact that we hadn't increased that limit over that time. The pre-defined response for SECCHI telescopes exceeding a temperature limit is to shut down, and SECCHI's own autonorny rules did so. That confused the bejeezus out of the ground software that reformats the images, which expected to see a different sequence of images, so (in this case) an EUVI images (or a [series] of them) got reformatted as a HI image (and rotated 90° and perhaps flipped into the bargain, since HI images are read out from a different corner of the CCD camera than are the EUVI images).
When the SECCHI team understood what had happened, they adjusted the onboard software (temporarily, they're running without the thermal safety until they dig out, examine, and convince themselves they've understood the documentation for the commands to adjust the [high] temperature limit for CORI), COR1 is back to taking observations, and presto! no more mysterious images.
Some people appear to want to believe anything, rather than simply asking. Thanks for asking."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6Im3dIKT0

Fucking christ /x/ will believe anything these days as long as it's 2spooky and has anecdotal 'evidence'

>>18371306
also love how this shows how much effort people go into to research stuff before they jump on the ayy lmao train

>>18352213
Dailymail and anyone who believes them are a bunch of chucklefucks. The satellite glitched out and superimposed multiple images together. That big blue sphere IS the sun.

>>18371565
>le ebin charge buildup
>must be ayyylions

>>18371565
If you go look at the original March 2012 video you can see that there are two other spheres further back and possibly more on the other side. These are visible on images from two separate satellites in separate bandwidths of light. Each is between the size of Neptune and Saturn. Each is doing something to draw out a massive plasma stream that looks like one or more tornadoes. They sat there for three days and then accelerated away over a span of a few hours.

Although it can be pretty hard to piss the truth away, some people are determined to not become aware.

>>18359248
are you still here? do you think it will happen soon? its been a week or two since any I've had any "experience." do you think the new happenings in turkey have anything to do with it?

>>18371565
thats neat, what is that?

>>18375706
I'm still here, and I don't know. I was promised that it would happen in 3 years in dec 3 years ago. I've been waiting anxiously since then, and decided not to base my life around it in case it doesn't happen. The truth is I don't know much. I think I've been intentionally kept in the dark from a lot of things, so it can be a surprise. What happened in turkey?

>>18375809
lots of neat sightings recently look on twitter #ufottacktoturkey. Im on board with you not expecting much, but it would be quite a trip to take. also how do you reach out to them? the only time I've had any experiences was through meditation.

The Sun is Christ

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>>18375830
I wrote a big response, then my battery died so, in synopsis of that long post: Think of "reaching out" to aliens like reaching out to humans, depends man. What do you mean by reaching out? Define it better.

my farts smell awful rn

>>18353571
Don't get on that craft when the time comes anon... stepping foot right into the harvest

>>18378313
Thanks for the advice bro, but my best friend is the boogeyman. I'm stepping into that craft. Like we have anything worth harvesting, they draw their power from stars.

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>>18352213
>dailymail
And here's where i take off

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>>18375830
Just looked a bit at "Turkey UFO" and the stuff is impressive. Just a cursory glance. I would say it's related, only because I'm biased and said something was gonna happen soon. Whatever's going on in Turkey isn't IT though. Expect more, and expect more impressive.

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>>18378323
Here we are, they've identified themselves as "The riders of rohirrim" before so I bring it up. Skip to 2 mins, LOTR is always a good watch. I would say don't be scared and be positive. It's the truth though, that your opinion is irrelevant, and frankly stupid. Your opinions have no bearing on the outcome of the future, so watch some LOTR and enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs

>>18353053
Ah dang. Looks like its coming true

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>>18353538
post pics

>>18359876
you telling me that ayys abducted you and gave you a space vape with alien weed on it?

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>>18353538
>I wore a necklace that turned out to be a necklace

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>>18379171
I threw it away after my started breathing, but it looks a lot like this.

>>18379614
why did you threw it away?

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>>18380176
I found out it was the cause of the haunting I was experiencing, and like any sane person, I tossed it. That was back in 2009. A few years later, the entity came back and I realized I was powerless to my rid myself of her, and I accepted the fact that had already been changed forever. I do regret tossing it now, I would be able to communicate with her a lot a better, and it's not as shitty as I first thought it was going to be. I'm never alone, and never afraid of the strange or darkness, because my best friend is the boogeyman, and I think that sounds rad as hell when you say it out loud.

>>18379614
I mean my bed started breathing

>>18359876
Well. I think they are pumping 2cb into the drinking water again. Only seemed useful in Brazil, but why not.

Quality thread ruined by shills

>>18352845
Best answer.

>>18378292
How do you get in contact, not reaching out.

>>18352213
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>>18352213
>>18352213
>>18352213
>>18352213
FAKE AND GAY

Picture of our Solar System's Sun taken by STEREO (Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory).

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>>18353571
>>YFW you consider the possibility that anime characters were designed to acclimate us to the appearance of Hybrids.

>>18382762
I don't have a good answer other than get haunted somehow. Using a pendulum to try and contact them, then wearing it around your neck is the the only way I know how.

>>18352213

>A ball of blue light which clearly looks gaseous moves near the sun
>The sun, a ball of gas, reacts to the ball of gas near it

>Aliens

>>18352213

If this is a NASA photo, then why is it copyrighted to Pamela Johnson? Wouldn't that be illegal to copyright a photo which isn't your own?

>>18352365
You say that as if it makes him wrong.

>>18352416
Is 'Bernstein schism an actual scientific/pseudoscientific term or are you trying to do a Berenstain?

>>18353053
>She
Fake. Aliens don't prescribe to humanoid conceptions of gender.

>Inb4 beck 2 tumbly
I don't mean that in a tumblr way, I mean it in a fruit fly kind of way, like how fruit flies have eight sex chromosomes instead of two. Or how strawberries have six.

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>>18353538
>Awhile ago I wore a necklace that turned out to be a necklace

>>18353553
Buddy lookin' like he's not havin' a good time.

>>18352365
>I found another picture of it
>"Samefag as OP!"

You don't fucking say?

>>18356398
Nah bro, that's obviously an owl that ate some glowing fungi.

>>18359271
You're both being deceived by your schizophrenia.

>>18359876
>theyre much morenlike fairies than demons, and theyre pretty friendly.
Yeah no, that's not the correct analogy. Demons are a hell of a lot friendlier than fairies.

>>18363469
Ivana Beleeb?

>>18367876
You forgot about the owl that's roosting on the weather balloon. It ate some bioluminescent fungi.

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>>18378298
Thank you for that absolutely wonderfully fascinating nugget of information. Would you care to hear about Xeno's Interesting Peppers?