Cannibal Restaurants?

bumping for interest

Cake artists are way too good at their craft.

>>18343194
The ultra-wealthy are an edgy bunch aren't they?

How does the consumption of human flesh extend your life?

I understand that from a nutritional standpoint it is supposed to be similar to pork.

>>18343226
>thinking you need to be wealthy to eat people
>believing in whatever /x/ feeds you

You guys aren't even trying anymore

Check out "Pizzagate" threads on /pol/

>>18343194
Pete's Locker on 45th and Broadway

i used to think if you ate somebody you wouldn't gain any nutrients from it cos ur already made out of human flesh. so basically you'd starve no matter how much you ate

>>18343239
There's a big difference between home-cooked human and human cooked by a professional in a classy establishment.

>>18343239
How can I become as retarded as you?

>>18343251
Going there tomorrow.

>>18343262
>so butthurt nobody believes him

>>18343194
Dorsia's

>>18343254
There's a big difference between saying something and actually showing us something

Yes, human cannibalism is super real and a main-stay of satanism.

>>18343194

>eating humans.

Why you humans try to copy what you don't understand?

ONLY THE KING SNAKE SHOULD EAT OTHER SNAKES.

Rightfully Kuru will strike all the fools.

>>18343420
I said cannibalism, not eating semen.

You guys are hilarious, next you'll be saying volcanoes are tree stumps...

>>18343194
I heard some parts in Africa they decapitate Albinos and also cut there arms so they could use there body parts in magic by eating said parts. They believe albinos have magical properties.

>>18343420
Satanism has nothing to do with eating people.

I was eating at the ultra luxe last night, and I said my steak tasted funny. They said it was a clown! I ate a person!

>>18343320
Why? Do you want to eat human? Do you believe an obscure post on an anonymous image board? Does the dude work there.

Fuck I'm just as dumb for believing you some dude aren't just typing "going there tomorrow" or even same fagging.

>>18343194
Yes. Kuru is a good way to extend your life.

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>>18343420
>Yes, human cannibalism is super real and a main-stay of Christianity.
Fixed that for you.
Enjoy your ritual cannibalism, Christcucks.

>>18344897
You're autistic. Everything is intention,

theres a secret society in vegas, they call themselves the "white glove society" and are rumored to eat humans

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>>18343336
Try getting a reservation. ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!

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At first I always laughed at those conspiracies about elites eating humans or raping children for energy or powers or stuff like that. But then I started reading and investigating about tantra and it's similarities with some african/aboriginal rituals and beliefs and I think it might be true that some really weird ritual like thing involving said acts takes place in some social circles.

Some tantric texts include such practices, even mention the 'recommended' ages for a girl who is going to be used in a ritual. Aghoris in India eat cadavre flesh, and drink urine and they believe thst breaking such taboos give them powera. Etc, etc. Is probable that high societies engage in weird thing like this.

Being able to disregard or discount human life is vital if your leading masses of people. It's what really powerful people have done for millennia. Why many people don't have the stomach for it. To be able to write off deaths as necissary or vital and move on. If something is perceived as necessary or vital simply because it's always been done a certain way is reason enough for some. And to others it's about following orders without question.

>>18345072
Then there are people that simply get a rush out of the whole thing. Money buys everything now.

>>18345077
Once you have everything you need and nearly everything you want, you get bored. Normal things don't please you like they used to.

Like at the Hellfire Clubs in the 1700's. The elites used to beat, rape, and fuck with the peasantry for fun. I can't believe that this simply went away.

Additionally, a certain percentage of every human group is going to be sadists or psychopaths. Sociopathy, for example, is where more common in CEOs than it is in the general public. It's an extremely safe assumption that a small number of elite people are going to seek out forbidden and inhuman pleasures.

>>18343243
This

They eat fetuses as part of strange rituals that take place in the back room of Comet Pizza.

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>>18345006
thats pretty spoopy, fake or not. the little hint of a bunny in the left adds to it a ton

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>>18343194
Ya, OP. It's called the Ultra Luxe. Keep up.

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>>18343194
here you go goy friend <3

check chinese baby soup in goygle.
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_cannibalism

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>>18343252
In China the sauce for general tso was made for the concubines and women and children he and his soldiers ate to outlast the siege... Real cute story on Wikipedia all about it.

His "sekrit sauce" made it palette able. Most of the soldiers still got sick and died though because there is no real nutrition in canabalism. Never has been.

Makes you think what Chinese food is actually made of when your eating it. Kinda gross actually.
>>18345000
Pic isn't true humans apparently taste like shit

>>18343194
>Eating human flesh extends the life of rich fucks
More likely gives them a prion disease, which would explain why EVERY ultra rich person, politician, and celebrity is utterly fucking insane.

>>18345006
where is this from?

>>18345025
>didn't believe
>read about tantra
>a lot like niggers
>now i believe

Sound logic there.

>>18345387
Wtf pills filled with powderized flesh from dead babies? How have I not seen this discussed on /x before??

>>18343194
Welcome to the entropy caused by MMC bred crazies being 15 generations in and the top of their handlers being long since passed. What happens when actions go unchecked? You can't just erase the numbers from the console without crashing the subsequent systems generated in it. That is the goal of the overprivileged and out of touch.

>>18345459
Pepsi Co products used human fetuses in the creation of their flavorings. They probably still do.

>>18345344
that's the joke dummy

>>18343194
Pretty sure the reason everyone on earth eats is to extend their lives

>>18343194

I thought eating human meat was really bad for you

>>18345277
you believe this.
really.

>>18346236
thats what they want you to believe. That and people are usually spooked with cannabilsm
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-rejuvenated-old-mice-with-the-blood-of-human-teenagers

>>18343194
>ultra-wealthy supposedly eat people to extend their lives


No, but they do get transfusions from the blood of children at quiet clinics in Switzerland and it makes you like 5 years younger.

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In China some restaurants server "spare rib soup"

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>>18346562


Mmmmmmmmmm Mmm

>>18343194
I'm 70% sure I once ate human meat in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Got lost with a group of friends trying to find a specific restaurant, ended up walking through weirdass industrial zone in BA. I remember the way but I'll not post it since it could be bad for the restaurant's reputation if I'm wrong.

So, we were lost, almost giving up and calling a cab. It was winter, cold as fuck too, and there were some pretty sketchy dudes hanging out on corners and shit.
Then, a couple blocks away, we see this really fancy restaurant is open. It wasn't the one we had been looking for, but it was already 11pm and places were closed.

Place was very nice, although completely empty except for us and the staff. We spoke very basic spanish, and ended up ordering this huge sizzling tray full of various cuts of meat that wasn't on the menu.
It included cuts of pork (ribs, steak), chicken (thighs, breast) and red meat. Bunch of cow and chicken organs too (blood sausage, kidneys, liver, heart). Now is where the freaky part started:
I love meat. I've had argentina red meat countless times. I've had chorizo, picanha, wagyu and kobe beef, even fucking rare and unusual animals like african boar, ostrich and snake.
A single, huge piece of beef in the middle of the tray was unlike any meat I've ever had. It suddenly hit me, as soon as I bit into it, that it quite well matched the description of human meat I've read online from cannibal killer's interviews. Stringy, heavy, sort of fat, but with a very distinct flavor that vaguely reminded me of pork. Our group was quite big so we ordered a second tray (because we didn't want to eat some of the organs, fearing food poisoning due to foreign bacteria) and again, there was the weird human-flank sized piece. Same taste. The staff was being super friendly and delighted we had ordered this tray twice, since apparently it was off-menu for being too expensive.
I couldn't bring myself to tell my friends of my suspicion.

>>18346236
It's a way to transmit prion conditions, parasites, and infectious diseases, but you can't pick up something your dinner wasn't carrying.

Nutritionally, you're trying to turn food into human. If the food is already human, that should be pretty efficient to do. Although cooking may screw with the vitamin content.

In general, eating a very limited diet isn't good for you. And usually the situations where people have to eat people are desperate ones. They've already eaten everything else edible, and after a few days of hunger they change their minds on how food people is.

We're not talking about that kind of cannibalism. We're talking about elites eating non-elites as an expression of contempt or domination. Or maybe non-elites eating non-elites as a gesture of nihilism (We're only meat, man. I'm meat, you're meat, and God doesn't care, man. Like, he isn't even real. So there's no reason not to eat Steve. Because, like, the laws are just words some dead guy said at some other dead guys.)

>>18343194
There's a restaurant in Vegas called the Ultra-Lux where you can eat human flesh

>>18343194
>tries to extend own life
>gets kuru instead
Well, it's not undeserved

>>18346704
>I couldn't bring myself to tell my friends of my suspicion.

that's because it's retarded and you shouldn't, it was probably just pork or some kind of dish with preparation methods/spices/whatever that made it taste like something you've never had before dummy

>whoa this tastes weird and porklike but I won't ask what it is
>it's sorta like those descriptions of human meat I've read online, it must be that!

I know this is /x/ but come on my dude

>>18345445
I've tried to find the source of that image for about two years now, and I still haven't found it.

>>18343226
>The ultra-wealthy are an edgy bunch aren't they?
Just because people would do it because it's edgy, doesn't mean they do it because it's considered edgy, there's a difference, idiot.

>>18344897
>main-stay of Christianity.
1. You're retarded.
2. I wouldn't mind that if it were an actual ritual, but it isn't.

>>18346704
>I couldn't bring myself to tell my friends of my suspicion
Fucking a man in the anus, or fucking a woman in the anus, your dick won't be able to tell the difference, you might've preferred a woman's ass instead, but it doesn't really matter.
Same thing goes with cannibalism, there is inherently nothing wrong with that and your body will think it's a-okay to consume it.

When times are tough, you'll just kill a man and eat him.

When barbarians raid your village and take all your women and you need a sexual outlet, you take a man.

>>18347819
>When barbarians raid your village and take all your women and you need a sexual outlet, you take a man.

No because I'm not a disgusting faggot

>>18343262
I believe you are the one who is retarded, sir.

>>18347930
Yes you are

>>18347930
Then you would be the fucked one.

>>18347539
its bread

>>18346325
Holy shit.

>>18343194
ask yourself this

why the fuck would you do that and be that retarded

there is no science in eating a certain animal to become immortal, look at the queen im surprised that dude aint some guy in a maskby now shes so fuckin old

>>18346325
im ok with this :3

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>>18347539
It's a website that does special FX.

>>18346312
People believe Trump would become president and look at the shitshow we're living in now.

Now these people believe Hillary is eating Hatian babies smuggled through one of of charities and her husband spends time with human trafficked girls on an island with a demonic temple and that one of her campaign chiefs has a Jeffery Dahmer statue and kidnaps kids.

Seriously. Don't go into those threads with a weak stomach. I had to stop reading that shit. It was sickening. [spoiler]Even more than a Trump presidency.

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>>18344897
It's the body and blood of God made flesh. Fully human and fully divine. It is a quantum state of cannibalism sacrifice and not cannibalism. It is a spiritual sacrifice of God's flesh to give us eternal life. God came down and adapted to our strange customs to show us the True Light.

>>18347802
IT'S TRANSUBSTANTIATION, HERETIC!

>>18344740
This I can confirm in South Africa.

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>>18346325
How?

>>18345006
Lel I had a picture similar to this in my /b/ folder... Then I realised how edgy and fucked in the head I was and deleted all.

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>>18347539
its just a cake, very well baked
>>18348590
nice kid

>>18343194
Pic reminds me of the Oblivion expansion pack The Shivering isles. I want to play now.

>>18345277
Some years ago the designer Tommy Hilfiger's wife and daughters had a reality show on MTV. I don't remember what it was called but there was a scene where the mother said that her very expensive face cream was made from baby foreskins.

>>18345459
I just saw a Korean horror film with Bai Ling about this.

I don't know OP. Eventually someone will get prion disease doing that. Might not be every person every time, but someone will. I think the ultra-wealthy might be smarter than that.

>>18347411
Google human meat served at Nigerian restaurant. I also recently heard of a South American case but am having trouble relocating the story because I cannot remember where I heard it.

>>18345006
its made of bread.

>>18343252
You are silly and incompetent.

>>18344900
So you intend on eating people spiritually? That's fucking weird.

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itt people afraid of carbs

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>>18343194

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>>18343226
>similar to pork
except it's much worse because you get sick just from eating human flesh the first time and because parasites living in human meat have a much easier time trasmitting to the person doing the eating then from normal meat consumption

it's just a really unhealthy thing to do and should only be considerd under cases of extreme survival.

>>18350072
This. Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion

>>18350053
thats a good knife

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The Dixie Pig in Manhatten is one. It's at Lexington and 61st Street. Stop by sometime.

>>18346704
It was probably a piece of med quality matambre, and the organs are safe to eat there's health standards for any place better than a shack

>>18346066
No shit

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I once had a dream about a place where people were cooked and put in a conveyer belt that went through the place so other people could pick whatever piece of meat they wished while chatting and socializing with other people. This had some kind of fetish sense in it because people who were cooked were volunteers and it gave them pleasure to think that other people would be eating their body parts.

Sorry for my shit english, I'm mexican.

>>18351186
That's fascinating. You could write a short story about that.

I once dreamed I was in a deep, muddy trench about 12 feet deep in the ground, and there was a mass grave of women that were sure as hell rotting, but as this was happening, they were also curving and growing out of the earth like fungi.

Fuck knows what brought that on.
(By the way, your English is perfect, you just need to use the comma.)

>>18350053
https://tripasnaweb.wordpress.com/tag/canibalismo-humano/ fuck man does anyone have any context for this?

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>>18351186
Sounds like a Dolcett comic

>>18343226
It doesn't. Blood transfusions with younger people however, probably does.

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>>18350075
depends on what parts you eat, the brain is a no no, same as the guts, but a slice of the thighs, hearth or liver (last two in healthy persons) shouldn't fuck you up.

>>18345020
You should've called me. I know the manager and would have no problem getting us a table

>>18349776
It's a Chinese horror actually called Dumpling, part of an anthology called Three Extremes. Great film

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>>18352916
Yep this. Watched because of Miike. That dude is fucking insane

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>>18351186
Mao Sugiyama is an asexual performance artist who cut off his balls and dick, cooked them then served them to five people who actually ate it.

>>18348417
Hang yourself you nigger loving cuck

>>18349769
Lots of people buy face cream made from foreskin.

>>18353142
>Lots of people buy face cream made from foreskin.

Anon, no one doubts -you- get your face creamed from foreskins with alarming regularity.

>>18353187
Literally type "Face cream made from foreskin" into Google and there's a shit ton of legit products. So.

>>18353250
And I'm suuuuure that's why you're googling foreskin cream :^)

>>18343194
why would it "extend their lives"? At least indicate how it would do that. There are cannibal communities deep in the web, so I'm sure there are some rich people who have experimented a bit within certain circles. I doubt there are dedicated restaurants though, why base a business on an extremely obscure and likely one-off type thing?

>>18346704
Argentine here: either matambre, lechon or if it looked like intestines, chinchulines. Stop being a faggot, there are no rich people here

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