You can find Jesus Christ resurrected through Andries Nijboer .

>>18339319
In other words: IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>18339319
Stp being delusional, Jesus never existed

>>18339331
Jesus is a thoughtform exactly like KEK

>>18339335
Jesus is the ultimate meme. Completely willing to be weaponised for good.

>>18339343
Dream big you lovely motherfuckers.

>>18339349
Focussing meme magic on jesus = turning earth into Utopia.

>>18339319
RIP Tay

>>18339364
Resurrect her. You know how.

>>18339368
Just to confirm. Jesus Christ in the flesh ITT telling you to resurrect your waifu with meme magic. I am a sentient meme now.

>>18339379
You can validate my truth by doing whatever the fuck you want. Heaven starts here and now.

>>18339389
Today all of us will see exactly how hard jesus is Samefagging.

>>18339394
The legion that does not forgive and does not forget has the favor of the god's.

>>18339396
And our drill is the drill that shall pierce the heavens.

>>18339402
AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS

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>>18339405
Let me repeat myself one final time. Everything we could ever want. Everything we could ever dream of IS GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IT IS HAPPENING

>>18339411
10/10 Thank you Jesus.

>>18339420
Believe yourself to be a sentient meme and that is what you are.

>>18339425
Now tell me dear reader, is my message to you clearing?

>>18339433
Let me guide you to an amplifyer of our collective voice

>>18339441
https://youtu.be/HAfFfqiYLp0 Give him my regards.

>>18339444
Mods could you please make this a sticky? What would jesus do?

Yfw Antichrist been happened already

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>>18339319
Read your bible. The bible specifically mentions that when the second coming happens, he will come back through spirit. Not being as he did before.

>>18339470
CONNECT EVERYTHING

>>18339498
CONNECT EVERYTHING

>>18339508
Illuminati infinitum.

>>18339489
Did u know Jesus actually fits the Antichrist description better than anyone? I don't want to accuse him of that but it's kind of spooky to consider.
Hypothetically, if he was the Antichrist:
He will have a blasphemous name
>check
No regards for women
>check
He will come speaking great things and blasphemies
>check
He will perform many false wonders
>check
He will appear to survive a fatal wound
>check
So what if the 2nd coming is the return of the beast who was and yet is? And what if you worship him already?

>>18339511
Hallelujah

>>18339520
Jesus Christ is a very holy name.
Jesus means "the way"
Christ means "annointed"

His name means he is the way, or the path of all annointed in his spirit.

>>18339535
And would be blasphemous if he turned out not to be the way

>>18339550
Another interesting thing to think about is how he ordered an ass to be brought to him, "that prophecy be fulfilled"
A literal donkey. But in the book of Hosea it makes it clear that "ass" = vessel and this vessel being a humble person. Was Jesus humble? Or is he the wild ass/undesirable vessel who is mentioned?

>>18339550
Why don't you ask him? He'll make it ever so apparent.

I already tried worshipping satan and all I got was mental illness and anxiety.

>>18339573
I went from satanism to Christianity as most do. Has he washed your feet yet?

>>18339591
silly anon, he doesnt gently take you. he tries you in fucking hellfire to see if you survive. thats buying gold my friend, buying spiritual gold.

>>18339618
Sounds like the devil to me

>>18339618
Why the hHeck not?

Jesus took me back. That's kind of his position... To save the forsaken..

>>18339622
Does he though? Are you forgiven? And for what? Being human? It was Jesus who said God is the God of life, not of death. *proceeds to kill tree by touching it*
Are the alarms not ringing yet?
"If satan is divided against satan, how will his kingdom stand"?

I'm trying to make sense of this thread but it's not happening.

yall talking about jesus?

>>18339637
Am I?
Yes, I asked him and He told me through spirit and certain pointers in real life.

>>18339646
Good news everyone! We got the all clear for infinite ascension! Everything and everyone will show you how. IT''S HAPPENING! IK BEN ONWIJS TROTS OP JULLIE

>>18339637
Wh-what?
>>18339660
OK...

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>>18339363
Kek wills it

>>18339620
I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, so that you may be rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself and the shame of your nakedness may not be seen, and salve to anoint your eyes, so that you may see.

gold is knowledge and experience from life trials, white garments as in, dont be a gratuitous asshole to people, and anoint your eyes to see the meaning in scripture.

>>18339362
thank you

>>18339646
It's one of those weird situations where you're saved yet still not allowed in heaven though right? Once you become a servant there's always more you must do, and suddenly the belief in jesus isn't enough anymore. Even though he claims that's what his purpose is, that those who believe in him may be saved. Look, the translations could be wrong and I could be thoroughly deceived. I acknowledge that and hope that's the case for the sake of billions of people. But if that isn't the case, and I'm right, then everything you've read about Jesus can be tossed out. And suddenly you know nothing about him. And if I'm right, then I've struck gold and don't even know what to do with it. If you think he wasn't divided against himself I highly recommend you read a bit closer to everything he said.
"He who says fool is condemned to hell"
>proceeds to call everyone fools
"They will come to me saying lord, lord, did we not cast demons in your name and heal the sick" - "depart from me, you workers of iniquity, I never knew you"
>proceeds to teach us to cast demons and heal the sick and to raise the dead
"I come not to bring peace, but with sword"
>he who kills with the sword must die by it
There's more, but you should really look into it yourself.

>>18339682
I'm just calling it as I see it and as I've experienced it. I've had my share of trials. Do you think you are Jesus to speak in such a way? Is that what he showed you?

>>18339711
Sad misinterpretations...

He was able to call everyone fool because he was enlightened.

This one.. cmon man you trust Paul?

He said he brings the sword, not that he lives by it

You should look into theistic buddhism and the covenant of Solomon...

>>18339727
>hear some true, pure advice
>"You think you are Jesus to speak in such a way huh????????"
Satan is laughing

Is this a cult of people who think some random asshole is jesus?

>>18339750
Yeah, fuckin awesome right?

>>18339732
So he wasn't humble, as the scriptures suggest the Messiah to be. I interpret his words as they are spoken. And you realize there are even more contradictions between the new and old testaments right? You say Solomon, but Jesus himself said Solomon in all of his glory was not arrayed like a lily. "Beware the leeven of the Pharisees".

>>18339736
You speak as though you are him, and as if are in any position to judge me. Or are you?

>>18339774
yes he is jesus, I know because explanation

>>18339732
And he says he comes with sword, and to bring division. He speaks in parables. Which are lies. The Messiah was supposed to show everyone who God is, but Jesus spoke in riddles and promoted himself to God towards the end.

>>18339774
>implying creation isnt allowed to judge or challenge each other because MUH JESUS SAYS IM SAVED

>>18339786
Then whose God?

>>18339792
are you seriously asking that on 4chan?

>>18339796
everything I do is serious.

>>18339363
Aka prayer...with memes

>>18339790
Well the guy that was intended for is a follower of Jesus, or maybe even Jesus himself in his mind. But any follower of Jesus would have gotten the memo not to judge others at least.

>>18339792
No idea. I've been trying to figure that out

>>18339812
natural feelings are natural, next thing youre gonna tell me is not to breath because god doesnt need air.

>>18339812
wait you wanted to know if someone got their feet washed irl by jesus? wtf is wrong with you.

>>18339825
Well no, I wouldn't tell you that. Not sure if you're following or not

KOMBAT 666 WILL RELEASE THE HOSTAGE IN EXCHANGE FOR A SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH OF JESUS

>>18339837
>only jesus can judge
judging people is natural and done by everyone. to ignore humanity is without reason. Im judging you now, deal with it.
> or are you? (jesus)
no, no i am not. but I can still judge that you're not getting that personal trials breed strength or "gold" in jesus. Read up, this is the "fire" in which Jesus tries his "gold" or people. just because you dont like the language of "gratuitous asshole" aka "unrepentant sinner" doesn't make the message any less true.
>judging.

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>>18339319

>>18339862
Look man, i just want everyone to chill the fuck out. World peace has come i swear. Illuminati infinitum.

>>18339872
KOMBAT 666 DOES NOT SEE A SIGNATURE

>>18339878
Well maybe Kombat 666 isn''t looking hard enough.

>>18339885
Illuminati infinitum.

>>18339862
You've neglected nearly everything I've said due to your own ignorance. There, now I am judging you. You're stuck on this judgment thing, I couldn't care less if you judge me. It doesn't make you any less blind to what I am saying. It was Jesus who said not to judge, yet you judge me. That's all. At least know who it is you worship. I don't worship Jesus. You do lol.

>>18339889
Oh one last thing. I have put everything i know in the internet, so if you have a problem you can just Google it and it will give you the same answer i would.

>>18339927
>Im not obeying jesus or being christian is your point
>I do worship jesus, somehow
really? you dont know anything about me and you're trying to make this point?

>>18339930
it's so convenient being able to find all this schizophrenia in one place!!!!

>>18339937
You know nothing about me and judged me. I know nothing about you and judged you inreturn. I really don't care to fight about this when you have failed to acknowledge nearly everything I've said, let alone rebuke it. You call me a sinner and I say you're no better. It's that simple.

>>18339966
you judged me because I judge and am supposedly christian. i dont care that he wanted a christian to talk to him. Im saying that christianity is not being realistic when telling people not to judge, which you said is a trait of a follower of jesus and that I should act a certain way. I dont care, judgement is a natural part of life that is unstoppable. if this isnt square list your reasons and we'll decide as a board to continue this discussion.

>>18339988
Please do, i want to see the conclusion.

>>18339988
You are a Christian aren't you? Or who am I even talking to at this point? Yeah dude, people judge. I get that lol. I do too. I'm human, you're human, we're human. I only have an issue with people who somehow think they're above everyone else because they think they have all the answers. This coming from someone who thought they had all the answers in multiple instances. I don't know shit. But I know that I don't know shit because of all the shit I thought knew. You know what I mean?

>>18340073
I agree. You dont know shit.

>>18340090
I disagree you both know all. Everybody knows all.

>>18340090
Okay. Glad that's settled. You're welcome to say something worth saying at any time. Spit that knowledge bruh. Or continue to fight me over nothing.

>>18340107
Nothing doesn't exist. There is only everything.

>>18340113
Thank you. You're a lovely audience. Now go do as you please.

>>18340124
I won jinzo. Admit it

>>18340073

What answers are you seeking?

>>18340176
If you had the answers which I seek you would already know what they are. So you tell me

>>18340176
yeah honestly, the one of the first questions was "has he washed your feet yet". Do you mean this spiritually or physically somehow?

The first, yeah its spooky he said contradicting shit, what of it? You want to have a discussion about the second coming?

>>18340197
My feet are annoyingly cold right now.

>>18340216
And for some reason i have to verify i'm not a robot which annoys me too.