you know who this is. who is the main programmer/handler? it's

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>>18337969
That would most likely be Sally McKenna, the writer of the B in Apartment 23

>>18337971
assuming this is even remotely true, why did i get chosen for this? i never signed onto anything. did someone else sell me out?

>>18337980
Yes someone traded you for a carton of menthol cigarettes, which are more expensive than regular cigarettes

>>18337983
those must have been some good cigarettes because theres like 10 or 15 people "in on this"

>>18337969
I find your lack of capitalization offensive.

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None other than Barron Trump. He has crossed over into our universe after annihilating the previous 5. I inhabited one of those and now I've come here to warn you all. When the Solar Eclipse of August 2017 begins, he shall format existence.

Will I ever be allowed to meet my main handler?