Greentext thread
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Surely someone will post something. I used to skip all the long Greentexts. I wanna see those.
Fuck me. Bump.
This isn't going anywhere....
>>18311451
>Fuck me.
Christ on a bike, at least buy me a drink first.
>>18311481
>>18311489
>>18311493
>>18311481
Shit thanks my dude.
>>18311416
Dang I wish I had a spoopy friend.
>Be about 16 this time a few years ago
>road trip with some dudes to satsop nuclear plant in western washinton
>abandoned never commissioned plant now just abandoned
>huge forests to the south in the coastal range
>exploring the shit go under the nuclear tower pretty cool.jpg
>see cop car about to come into facility
>book it out of the tower south towards the woods and run for 10 minutes turning until we all slide down this steep as hill eating shit
>around 4 of us
>no one remembers which way we ran
>fuck it let's start walking
>only three of us now
>wtf
>start yelling shit into woods looking for our dude
>don't know these guys well just some photographers that decided to let me tag along
>head scream but sounds indecisive and nearly identical to what we were yelling
Continue?
>>18311592
Sure.
>>18311592
Don't ask just continue
>>18311592
Will continue anyway
>start getting on edge nerve like that voice isn't him
>pull out granola bar and eat half
>put the rest in my drink/side pouch
>it's around 4:30 wondering why we haven't come to the facility or main road
>try to head whichever way we think is north
>walk in the miserable raining forests of coastal washinton for an hour every now and then the entire forest goes quiet not a sound except our breathing
>it's around 6 now so pretty dark(early January)
>Feel hand on shoulder
>it's the missing guy but he hands me the wrapper of my granola bar
>'think you dropped this'
>he looks like shit his shirt is ripped and he smells like fucking vinegar and dried blood
>where were you it's been three hours
>just got turned around decided to head north
>weird but okay
>keep walking until we reach the facility again
>missing guy says he has to go get his shoe he left it behind
>doesn't ask us to wait for him but ok
>see missing guy under tower nuclear tower
>"where the fuck have you been I lost you guys and got fucking attacked by a cougar!" He's pissed as shit and missing both shoes and his bag
>we all swear we just saw him with his bag and one shoe
>he calls bullshit he's been waiting here for an hour
>thought he had heard us but no one would reply back when he yelled
>hear from the woods "where are you guysssss quitttt fuccccckinng arrrrrounddd."
>he says he can't fucking believe this shit he was yelling that an hour ago
>he has huge cuts and bites on his body from said cougar
>decide it's best time to leave
>as we book it to the car hear "areeee youuuuu thereeee guyyyss"
>get to car and find granola bar wrapper on hood
>fucking skinwalker eating my granola bars
>>18311630
Pic from satstop plant
>>18311489
Wow, just holy shit. Bill is the epitome of what all of us on this board want to be. I fucking love bill. Also, i have an entire folder if anyone wants me to dump.
>>18311755
Dump please.
>>18311836
1 i cant vouge for the quality of all of these, as some may be a bit on the meh side. Most are pretty good though. A couple classics havnt been posted in this thread either.
>>18311843
sorry about deleting that file, turns out it was a joke one i had in the folder lol anyway heres a classic
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this is more of just interesting
this is like 11 or something i dunno
This is the last one, im tired of filling out captchas. Thanks for giving me an excuse to look over my folder again, some good memories in there lol
Any one have ones with picture evidence i have this think now where i can only be freaked out but true story accounts creepypastas dont to it for me anymore.
I now get uneasy traveling through subway tunnels.
Anybody have story of that black furred monster that fucks chickens?
>>18311854
Isn't this the entire fucking reason tripcodes exist? Jesus.
>>18313900
Dude shoots a bullet into its mouth and it runs away, wheezing. Saw it forever ago.
>>18311630
C'mon man, a cougar? Next time think of something better than a cougar that wouldn't stop until it was dead or your buddy was dead