future

>>18307678
gibby back story behind yourself, and i will try.

no promises though

>>18307678
you will die

Get your money out of the stock market. Thank me within weeks.

>>18307678
I have the feeling you wont learn from making a shitty thread, you wont learn to use the catalog and you wont learn to post this retarded bullshit in the /div/ general.
Because you are a faggot

You hate ranch dressing

You're having a bad time but it will get better.

Play quick pick on the lotto and you'll get 25k

>>18307678
you will turn really gay in about 3 hours and bush will redo 9/11, you will be involved somehow

>>18307678
You'll die alone and unfulfilled.

>>18308748
/div/ here, fuck off were full. Hide and report this shit

You think your fingernails are growing especially fast but it's just your life getting away from you. Your future will be just like your past unless you do something different.

You will encounter a tall dark stranger.

You will immediately discover your true purpose in life and suck his cock incessantly.