Powerful Arctifacts

>>18304063
The skull of John the Baptist. The real reason the Templars were destroyed.

>>18304142
Interesting, mind explaining?

I would chose the jawbone of Abel, Jawbones of demons are incredibly resistant, I would be honored to receive one.

>>18304063
No such thing as a powerful artifact.

Hadron Collider. Would be nice to own one

>>18304063

The Colossus of Rhodes would make a bitchin' garden gnome.

>>18304063
The legendary banhammer of Snacks

>>18304158
The Templars obtained the skull during one of the crusades. Alongside the skull came the true secret of who the real messiah.

>>18304181
Ask your girlfriend about her rabbit... XD

>>18304256
XD

>>18304346
That's bullshit
But I believe it.
Also, i'm going to be really fucking boring and choose the Holy Grail for the artifact thing

>>18304388
Get your hand on the Templar Secret and read the Gospel of St. Judas. Worth it.

>>18304346
As one of the modern day Templar's, there is some truth in this. They found something important under Herods Temple that threatened the entire Papacy.

I would choose the Emerald Tablets, or maybe something from the Library of Alexandria.

>>18304446
Are you saying that you are a modern day Templar? Because if you are, that's the stupidest thing you can say, Templars are a secret society not some dudes that go around on imageboards and say "Lulz i'm a templar!"

>>18304446
My family can trace its linage to the inception of the Order of Christ.
What family do you hail from?

>>18304459

But muh RPz!

>>18304063
Philosophers stone.

>>18304170
...well real life isn't the Dark Tower you fuckin nerd.

>>18304462
my family is directly descended from the Demiurge, according to our ruby copy of the Tabelts of Thoth, faggot.

Emerald tablets of Thoth.

>>18304462
>>18304510

>not descendants of Martian fungal spores from millions of years ago

Ugh, look at these peasants of low birth

Jokes on y'all I am a direct descendant of Saint Matthew himself, i'm also a Tax Collector

>>18304510
hmmmm, when someone starts calling someone else a faggot you know they secretly want to try a big hard cock up their Demiurge brown hole. All male boarding school?

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The Holy Lance of Longinus.

The probability manipulation of it is universal, victory with it is inevitable. So much so that even Hitler wanted the original.
Even the Excalibur is a toy when compared to it.

Ark of the covenant. Contents include: 10 commandments, 2 jars of mana, and Moses/Aaron's rod. All very interesting artifacts.

>>18304564
Good choice. The Spear of Destiny...

>>18304564
Gungnir > Gae Bolg >= Lance of Longinus

>>18304063
The apple of discord. Cause some chaos by turning some people evil

>>18304576
you forgot the radiation poisoning

>>18304063
Fountain of Youth. I'd never get old, and I'd let the people I care about use it so they wouldn't either.

>>18304478

Real life isn't the bible either you fuckin nerd

>>18304209

After thinking about it for a while, this, probably. It is without a doubt one of the greatest human achievements, and unlike dusty old bones it's relevant and potentially earth-shattering today.

>>18304209
>>18305216
Where the fuck are you going to get the juice to run it? It doesn't come with batteries included.

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>>18304063

>>18304063

Battletoads

>>18305499
This guy gets it.

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I'd want the first genuine tool. Not just a convenient rock, but the first thing our ancestors took the care to craft that would make his life easier by fulfilling a specific purpose. I think it would be nifty.

>>18304209
You wouldn't know how to use it, let alone understand it's true potential. It would be a waste and would only enable my desire to destroy your pathetic ass in a non sexual way.

the Ark of the Covenant. I'd tear down the walls of Jericho again for the laughs

>>18304063
Money, for obvious reasons.

>>18306164
Try lost treasure, it will last you longer.

>>18304273
no man should have such power.

>>18304063
The fountain of youth

>>18304273
Man, you're old

hands free fapping

This is why I occasionally come to /x/
Fucking templars and my family is descended from bollocks
Fucking hilarious

>>18304530
Faggot on 4ch means something else entirely faggot

>>18307173
Not my fault you don't know who your daddy is...Momma can't remember?

>>18307176
Got you faggot...

>>18307018
XD