/div/ - Divination general

Cyanide and Divination, you still on?

>>18300507
Am I the embodiment of perfection?

guys I know this isn't the place to ask but whats with all the /pol/ posts on /x/

>>18300512
Yes, you are.

>>18300518
/pol/ is a piece of shit.

>>18300525
I agree! /pol/ is the scum of the earth. filled with rednecks

>>18300528
And that's why they like to come here and shit up this place.

24 M Scorpio

A reading for finances please.

>>18300518
Wikileaks uncovering pedophile rings and some performance art they think it's some ritual, "meme magic" stuff related to the election.
Wake me up when November ends.

>>18300541
What peadophile ring?

There are lots.

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I feel like speed-scrying today. Does anyone else's phone despise the word scrying? Dude, Siri, it is a real word, please stop turning it to scourge or scrutiny.

Anyway. I'll need gender, age, and query. Readings will turn out differently for everyone. I might tell you my vision with no interpretation, my interpretation but not the visual, or anything in between.

>>18300545
Hillary, her staff and probably more people. Powerful people doing fucked up and illegal shit, as usual.

Whatever, let's not derail this thread.

>>18300547
Female.
24.
Should I persue a magical path?

>>18300547
I guess it's an iPhone thing. My phone is okay with that word.

F
24
Is it a good idea to go back to my original plans?

>>18300547
F
24
will he ever know about his bad relationship? and should I persue him ?

>>18300519
Yes, yes I am

>>18300560
Doing anymore readings?

>>18300552
Being alive is an inherently magical experience. I saw gumdrop candies raining from a clear blue sky.

>>18300556
Coral reef dying. No

>>18300569
That depends.

But thank you for the scry.

It's interesting.

>>18300438
M
22
Help. What do I do from here? I feel stuck and need to know in what direction to go.

>>18300559
I don't read people second-hand so this is for the second query.

My view was looking down onto a frozen lake marred with ice skating marks -- my feet visible, in Vans style sneakers.

I think if you pursue him you'll never have a successful relationship

>>18300564
Why do you make me repeat myself anon?
>Yes, yes I am

>>18300578
I wanted to make sure.

I am pretty dumb, so.

Do I have a talent for divination?

Pls and thank you.

>>18300572
I saw a quiet, inviting sort of coffeeshop with a little acoustic band playing and a crowd chatting as they sway. Much more than I usually see, I rarely see people. Do you socialize enough?

>>18300547
Male, 20.
What will my thoughts look like in the coming months?

>>18300583

Haha probably nowhere near enough. What're you thinking?

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>>18300582
Looks like you'll have some talent in it, a develop a love for it, but will ultimately bite you in the ass. Such is the life of all readers here

>>18300569
> Coral reef dying. No
Oh my...

Good to know, thank you!

>>18300596
Thank you, my man.

Yes, I can see it happening.

But it'll be worth it even so.
I may just divine for other diviners.

>>18300602
A divine for a divine and the whole third eye goes blind!

>>18300608
I like helping people, but I'm too sensitive lol.

But that is true.

>>18300611
Then help all! Change names. We're all anonymous here!

>>18300625
Brilliant advice.

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>>18300586
That's an odd query, Anon. I like you already

I saw a very short staircase between half-level in a house. Focus on the middle of three steps, distorted. Then a remarkably flat and wide river rock laid in a garden as a natural plaque.

Sorry, I have had this typed for ages and need another 30-60 min before I can focus to continue. I will do more though

>>18300590
Go to more events like that -- to meet people if you feel confident enough, or observe if not

>>18300547
M
23
Is everything going to turn out ok?

>>18300547
Fem 19

My next relationship is like?

Augustus ist dead!

>>18300547
Male
18
What does the near future hold?

>>18300547
male
23
Will I find a job anytime soon?

M 24 aquarius
How do I pursue the Occult?

>>18300754
Read, read, read!

And practice just as much.

>>18300547
Male
21
Will I find love any time soon?

>>18300547
Female, 19.
Why am I so lost with myself.

>>18300754
LOL WAT.

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Looks like you guys are stuck with me :^]

Doing three [3] readings this morning,. Anyone interested i will need
>Gender
>Sign
>Query
>A word that describes how you feel right now

As always I hope i can help

>>18300822
Female
Capricorn
Is he going to keep pushing me away? Is there hope for us?
Discouraged

>>18300822
Female.
Leo/Virgo Cusp.
What is my spirit animal?
Numb.

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>>18300822
Male
Aquarius
What does she think about me?
Kinda good

>>18300836
Wtf.

"i hope he sodomized you on nation television and a few am radio stations"

Rip NH

>>18300871
Nah, he just takes a while with his readings. He should pop up sooner or later.

>>18300879
Oh, oki

>>18300826

I see a guillotine standing in front of a church, a man waits for execution, the blade falls and the head rolls, but it was no head i see, its a doll!

Huh seems pretty serious. The fact that it was a dolls head makes me think that there is indeed some sort of hope but dont expect things to be as good as it were between you two or not in the near future.

You will benefit for for not being overly dramatic and to try to play things more smoothly.

Hope it helped and still practicing so feedback is always welcomed.

>>18300881
Thanks, NH. Seems like solid advice.

>>18300879

>Senpai noticed me <3

>>18300834

Ah a Bowerbird!

It seems that you are someone with some remarkable attention to details which some times can lead you to get stuck, but also often leads to durable rewards.

You like structure and might be a bit controlling. Kind of father like.

Hope it helped, and spirit animals are still a bit hard for me. Feedback is welcomed

>>18300938
But that sounds spot on!

Exactly like me.

Thank you very much.

>tfw you were trying for one reading every day to practice but you're sick.

Never drinking off milk again.

>>18300957
No what?

>>18300836

I see a sand castle, it's is not how you see them on the beach however but an actual castle. Every time the wind blows one tower falls and the castle loses it's form little by little.

Hmmm i think the feelings are bot good anon, sorry. Seems like she want to change some things from you yet you never get the right form.

She is losing hope m8.


Hope it helped.

>>18300547
Male
21
What the heck is going on with my love life. I'm confused and don't know how to proceed or who to proceed with , help?

>>18300971
>>18300822
Male
Cancer
Future love life reading
Anxious
I'm clairsentient btw I've been sensing hand cuffs symbolizing I might be dating soon (cuffed) but I'm wondering who it is it's driving me nuts

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All hail the Queen Io, Best reader of the interwebz and best girl

>>18300822
Female
Cancer
Bored
Would it be good for this guy if I took him down a notch?

>>18300822
Female
Aquarius
Cold
How will moving to Burlington go for me

>>18300987
Filename actually made me go and look up Io arcana. Turns out there was a voting, and Juggernaut won. I am butthurt beyond belief, jesus fuck. Yes, yes, give an arcana to a hero that has shittons of cosmetics and nothing to the blue ball that's one of the few heroes who has absolutely nothing.

Fuck me. I hate this world.

>also, cut with the praises, I may be somewhat good but I'm not the best reader and not the best girl either

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>>18300971
Tfw

>>18300950
>>18300950
Are you Naruto?

>>18300547
Male
18
Am I intelligent enough to achieve my long term goals?

>>18301005
Hey Empath, readings?

>>18301002
>you will never carry Io in dota while she goes 0/34/1

>>18301005
I might be.

>>18301018
Oh come on, I'm not that bad with Io. I at least score a kill here and there and a lot of assists. Besides, I don't go for kills anyway. Carries get them. I just get assists and slowly work up to my items to assist the team more. Still doesn't stop me from being generally erh with Io, but still.

>34 deaths with 1 assist

That is legitimately impossible with a hero like Io and if someone somehow does it without intentionally fucking about, then I'm going to be impressed.

>>18301024
do you ever teleport your teammates into the enemy fountain

>>18301039
That's a legitimately mean thing to do. That means no. I generally try not to purposefully or even jokingly cause any issues for my teammates unless our entire team is wrecking enemy barrack by barrack with the enemy team itself being completely down. Even then it's a maybe.

>>18301043
>you will never carry io in dota

Anyone want to trade?

Where are teh readers?

>>18301140
What's up?

>>18301140
yes

>>18301154
>>18301156
I need gender, sign, and query.
>>18301154
When will I see him again?
>>18301156
Can I restore the love in our relationship so we can work things out?

Female, 22

>>18301160
>>18301154
I guess I should ask if I'll see him this year.

>>18301160
>When will I see him again?
>When
I can't tell you timeframes.

>>18301169
Aight. Does he want to see me this year?
What's your query

>>18300822
male
cancer
will it turn out okay with her? if not, is it possible to make it?
kinda sad

>>18301160

Six of coins. You need to look at what YOU want. Even outside of this person. What is it that will fulfill you? Seek that out. Share with him those desires. Show your heart to him.

I think you might have some success if you open yourself up to him earnestly.

Even if that's not to work you have the closure of having not held back.

This pull was confusing. I got some more cards on it but I"ve edited out what I think is best for you to know.
I may be off because I'm tired but I hope it helps you.


For me, I'm a sagittarius women and similarly I'd appreciate a reading on what I should do for my love life.

>>18301184
Coming up

To all the readers here: Predict the outcome of the US Election

You can all come up with only one answer. Lets settle once and for all if this is real or the bullshit we all know. Pick any information you need of the candidates very public bios.

>>18301184
>The Devil, The Hermit, and Seven of Cups.
This could be speaking about your needs or the needs of someone in your life. The message I'm getting is essentially telling you that you need to step back and take a break. Maybe you've had some bad habits or you're hung up on someone. The Hermit suggests that you cut your losses and try to learn from your love life in the past.
The Seven of Cups is the advice, and so advises you to make better choices. You may be resisting letting go of something (a habit, a situation) or someone and this card may be telling you that you have many options and many choices, but you need to use what you learned from the Hermit to make the right decision. Let me know if you have any questions.

>>18301222
I'm wondering if I'm being overbearing or just I need to stop obsessing.

The Devil to me is about obsession

Pull back and let go.

I hope that doesn't mean what I'm involved in won't happen because I pulled really well on it last week.


I also think the cards could say pull back, stop obsession, and the power to choose will be in your hands.

I appreciate your time and read, thank you.

>>18301229
Yes. I think that's a very good way to look at it.
Have a good day, anon.

>>18301221
The future is not set in stone, dumbass.

Maybe troll somewhere else next time.

>>18301175
He has a bit too much going on right now and is distracted by whatever tunnel vision he has. For reference, I saw a man wandering through a tunnel-like clearing in a forest, down a path, looking around a bit and not entirely knowing where he's going. It's brief, but it's incredibly simple and straightforward.

As for mine, I'm wondering how I can unfuck a certain situation.

>>18301240
>the future is not set in stone he says
>in a general about telling the future
10/10 the cognitive dissonance didn't take long to set in on you

>doesn't believe in divination.
>comes to /div/
>thinking the rest of the world gives a fuck about their stupid presidency.

Umm, okay retard.

>>18301246>>18301221
It's all feel good lies. I'm a regular well known reader and make-up shit every single read. Shrug. Also these generals were made with datamining in mind.

>>18301245
That's actually so damn literal I might barf. He has spent the last few weeks clearing literal jungle on his family farm in Hawai'i. The house got fucked because his brother didn't hold up his end of the deal to take care of the property after their dad passed. Now it's all totally on him and his brother isn't even willing to help out financially.
Thanks. Awesome read. I'll do yours now.

>>18301246
If you ever read instead of troll you'd find that we say the future will change, you fucking autist.

Everyone here should know that before asking anything.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like you don't know what reading is.

>>18301253
Riiiiight.

>>18301253
Well why the fuck are you here?

Piss off and leave us alone.

>>18301264
Datamining here and other places similar. Helps me move my writting towards trends and demographics.

>>18301253
Cheswick?

>>18301272
>trends and demographics
Nigga you stupid. Literally everyone here asks about their love life. There's your fucking paper back.

>>18301274
Yeah. She's just mad because she has lop-sided tits. Sucks to suck.

>>18301253
NewHelp? You weren't fooling anyone.

>>18301253
Post with your trip or bullshit

>>18301272
So you're a fucking prick, got it.

There's no data to mine, you faggot.

>>18301286
If the crap they're pushing is true why would they? Are you a for realzies irl retard you stupid nigger?

>>18301253
>these generals were made with datamining in mind
These generals were made from a discussion thread one of the readers started. 3/10, made me reply.

>>18301294
;)

>>18301286
Agree.

Anyone can claim to be a popular reader.

Also, if you need to datamine to make a book it's obvious you're too severely retarded to be an author.

>writing towards trends
Okay, so you just want to be that popular nigger.

Never going to happen, bro.

Babes hate you.

>>18301247
>Umm, okay

>>>high school

Ok, so, who is the person?

>>18301293
If they're not a complete pussy, they would.

But they'll hide behind their fake-ass bullshit and pretend to be better than everyone else.

Also, any old faggot can just say they're a known reader.

>>18301301
Sorry nigger that you think everyone who talks like that has to be a teenager.

So sorry the world doesn't work that way.

this is all fascinating but none of you seem to know why people datamine which is to push specific content to different groups

>>18301311
Or to pretend to be that cool, edgy author everyone likes.

>>18301310
>writes like a teen
>nigger
>So
shouldn't you be in school you hambeast?

>>18301311
What the fuck would you data mine peoples star signs for? This thread is 99% love bullshi?

/div/

False hope, attention whores, and your usual shitposting.

>>18301315
Wow, you must be the biggest autist I've seen in quite a while.

Try harder next time.

>>18301314
>>18301311
I work in construction/carpentry and I'm always reading to see what trends may be up and coming. Really not out of the normal.

>>18301324
Funny thing is, that was actually a second person.

>>18301245
>The Moon, Ace of Wands, Three of Cups, Four of Wands.
Good news is that the situation isn't fucked. At least not so bad that it's entirely irreversible.
>The Moon
There are things about the situation that you don't know. Not necessarily bad things, but the reason you may have fucked the situation is because you didn't see the big picture. The Moon generally means to tread carefully, so in other words, don't be overbearing in trying to do everything, everything, everything in trying to fix things. Stop, look, listen and try to understand what you may have missed.
>Ace of Wands
This one is kind of hard to mix with The Moon for me. Hm. I think maybe the Ace of Wands is telling you to start over and approach the situation from a place of optimism. Not being able to understand the situation or feeling like something is being withheld from you can be very stressful. The Ace may be telling you to put those feelings of negativity aside, especially when combined with the Three of Cups. Three of Cups can point to high spirits, camaraderie, allowing yourself to trust, being a team, working together, allowing yourself to depend upon others, etc..
If you follow this advice, the outcome is Four of Wands, which speaks for itself. A new foundation to build upon.
Good luck, anon.

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>>18301321
and memes

>>18301329
don't let the hambeast know!

>>18301327
Get out, you fucking normie.

It's time to go /pol/

>>18301335
Just because you work a cubicle job that requires no extra thought, if you even work, doesn't mean those of us who own our own companies don't need to stay on top of our fields.

>>18301334
>projecting.

Sorry you're a neckbeard.

>>18301247
Considering the President of the US matters heavily in foreign relations and the general economic stability of a lot of the world due to how World Economy functions, yeah I'd give a fuck about it.

>>18301345
Shouldn't you be busy working if you own the company, you retard?

>>18301345
>owns a company
>hangs out on 4chan
stop lying on an anonymous image board. I imagine this is a new low for you, so just go ahead and kys.

>>18301347
Too bad not everyone does.

>>18301330
helloo could you do a love reading for me please?

there's this guy, both me and a close friend of mine kinda like him...

fem, 18, libra

>>18301348
Time zones must be a hard concept for this American based website to understand.

>>18301349
You do know being a private business owner isn't something as grand as you think it is, right? It's rather common, actually.

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>>18301283

I wonder why you are so mad at me?

>>18301365
Uh huh. I live with one. Right how he's at work, owning and operating his business, and you're on 4chan, doing what again?

>>18301358
No, but owning a company means you're busy all the time.

>>18301253
this made me sad in my mind i knew this was bs but i wanted to believe :(

>>18301357
Yeah I'll do it.
God. I don't know how so many people get into this sort of situation.

>>18301372
You didn't have much want in the first place if one negative faggot can sway you.

This is my first time here, I dunno what I was expecting but this is kinda shit. Maybe you guys are just having an off-day.

>>18301377
thank you~~ yeah ikr :')

>>18301380
We are.

Trolls will do that.

Please stay and have a cup of tea.

>>18301380
We've been having an off week. A bunch of /pol/ fags keeping coming into the thread and derailing it and people don't know how to just ignore them.

In need of a scrying of something. Trading a return in return.

>>18301385
This.

>>18301369
By the way I'm not the carpenter guy, I just wanted to interject into the conversation because it seemed like people were being unnecessarily toxic. People could be very well lying, but they could be telling the truth as well! You really have no way of being certain apart from your personal interpretations. No need to get mad/sour at each other. :)

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>>18301380
just wait a few hours until europe is asleep

>>18301371
I used to work much harder when I was starting. You still seem to believe I'm some American and going off American work hours. The rest of the world doesn't revolve around you America.

>>18301357
>>18301383
>Four of Cups, Judgement, Six of Cups.
The tarot says choose your friend. He doesn't think much of either of you.
Four of Cups is how he feels about the situation, and he really doesn't care. Judgment is a call to a path or to a choice, and its leading to the Six of Cups, which is a friends/fondness card.
Any questions?

>>18301390
Trading a what in return?

>>18301401
tarot

>>18301393
What?

>>18301396
>assuming.

>>18301385
Elections end soon, they'll disband eventually. /pol/ is a big board 4u, just gotta grin and bear it till then

>>18301396
Proof of everything or just shut the fuck up and kill yourself

>>18301380
what did you expect out of what amounts to cold reading? i've been seeing the thread really moving in my catalog but i guarantee you i can cold read you if you give me your name dob hair color sex likes dislikes and questions

>>18301393
It's what /pol/ does.

>>18301414
What? Most readers only ask for sign and gender. Another great portion don't want to know anything about you. There are only maybe two readers that ask for more than that. Please kill yourself

>>18301414
Maybe it's time for you to an hero.

>>18301400
aw okay thank you...

could you also tell me why that he's acting a bit different this year?

>>18301416
It's what 4chan does. Stop blaming everything you don't like on 4chan on /pol/.

>>18301429
You seem upset.

>>18301330
Hmm, this raises even more questions. Thank you.

>>18301254
:^)

>>18301390
I heard you're looking for a scryer. What's up?

>>18301423
>>18301419
are you triggered by the fact that cold reading is just bare bones profiling? just by asking "does x like me" you've already given any person enough information to grab you by the balls and lead you with mein gott

>>18301431
Nope. I'm just pointing out your low level of dialogue and inability to express yourself.

>>18301419
In general, the better the reader, the less information they requset. A lot of information requested does allow for the possibility of cold reading.

>>18301434
Not really.

>My one simple request turns everyone itt on each others throats
Glad to see how the rats turn on each other.

For me query and gender is enough to make a read, but since there's a case of querents asking the same query over and over, pretending they're somebody else I've started to ask for more details just to spot them easily.

>>18301425
Probably because of what I said in the four of cups. You've given him too much attention. He doesn't care anymore. He's no longer interested. And most guys like attention, but conflict is annoying. If you've been asking him to choose, he's going to push away.
I pulled two more cards as clarifiers for the Four of Cups and got 6 of Wands and 6 of Swords. It's exactly as I've said. You've given him enough attention, more than he needs. Now you're dragging him into the middle of your conflict with your friend and he is not interested in participating. He's moving on to calmer waters.

>>18301414
>what did you expect out of what amounts to cold reading?
More cold reading and general divination shit, less /pol/ and arguments about nothing???

I've never ever been read before, but if you really wanna be the first
Dakota
November 19th, 1995
Dark Brown
Vidya games, cooking, muh animals
Heights, hot weather, politics
Will I get everything I'm asking for for my birthday? I'm not in a good spot financially so getting some stuff would be nice

>>18301437
So why are you here again?

Just to point out your favourite board isn't always to blame?

Go back and fuck off.

>>18301434
>triggered
Hi, /pol/. Are you guys so tired of circle jerking around pictures of Trump that you roaches are looking for somewhere else to spread your filth and cum stains?

>>18301434
This. Any person in their twenties desperate for some kind of answer to their love life is easy as fuck to bullshit.

"You seem hurt from past experiences and are guarded..." which no shit goes for literally everyone.

>>18301448
No. Let us know how accurate I was on the 19th!

>>18301448
Egan?

>>18301444
I don't have problems doing multiple readings for one person so long as I'm not swamped. Otherwise I think it'll just be more polite for them to wait for another reader so the other querents can have a chance at getting a read, too.

>>18301433
My readings have indicated there is a mutual crush coming to me in the beginning of next year but no relationship will manifest despite our feelings being known. Who is this man?

What is your query?

>>18301456
How can I know you're accurate or not if you don't tell me what you're thinking :^]
>>18301458
huh

>>18301460
>I think it'll just be more polite for them to wait for another reader so the other querents can have a chance at getting a read, too.
That's my point, someone asking too much takes the chance of others who are waiting for a read for the first time.

Readers are being rare around here lately, they either trade or spend the little time they have being shitted by "anons".

>>18301465
That's a no, then.

You just sound like someone I knew.

>>18301466
They're not coming around because of the fags derailing the threads. And like I said, no issues doing multiple readings, but once I have 10 or more different querents it gets tricky.

>>18301465
Yea lulz how can a yes or no question be verified by the gifts you do or don't get :^)

>>18301468
The fucked up shit is that I knew a Dakota Egan that was born in '95. Lived in FL. Loved vidya, but disappeared off the face of the earth some time ago.

>>18301472
You're just gonna say the right answer after I tell you if I got something or not. I'm on to your game, stinker
>>18301468
Sorry guy, I've never heard the name Egan before, ever

>>18301462
Light skin, light brownish hair, a little up without gel, but not all that well-styled. I feel like his hair might change from day to day. It's actually a standard brown, but it looks lighter in the sun. He has a beard that has some patches that are a lighter color. He looks older, so I'll just say he's older than you. He's dressed nicely, but not over-the-top. It's like he is dressed professionally, but it's not crazy with name brands or whatever. Sorry, I'm not that good with fashion, so that's all you get on clothing.

I can't tell height because I see him sitting at a table. He's looking up. He has a smile and a look on his face like something is running through his mind while he's talking to you. You'll probably wonder “what's this guy thinking” as you talk to him. It's almost like he's reading you or getting a feel for who you are. It might weird you out a little, but there's this weird charm about him, like he's completely in control of the situation without you having any idea. The funny part is that he doesn't actually know what he wants, and he might just be a bit flirtatious by nature, no real gameplan in his actions.


As for my query, do me a solid and clarify this reading for me:
>>18301330
What should I know that I don't?

>>18301471
That too, but this is recent, they will get tired eventually until the mods wakes up. I could start reading to bring positive attention but I don't have my deck with me now.

I do have some reservations in reading for the same person over the same query in a short period of time. Had a bad experience with a friend asking for readings constantly to get a favourable outcome. I don't mind being tested but would like to read for more people and different queries to help.

>>18301479
My answer stands as a solid no you won't get all your gifts. You'll know the answer instantly. Besides what fucking 20yo shitstain is still "asking" for gifts.

>>18301492
I said I'm in a bad spot, I could use the stuff

>>18301492
Yeah my parents stopped getting my Christmas/birthday presents when I was 16. Nowadays for Christmas or birthday they might pay my water or electric and give me the receipt. I'm cool with that.

>>18301490
Oh, yeah. Multiple reads for the same question bothers me, but if they have more questions after a read, that's different. Like if something they saw in the cards raised more questions, that's understandable. It happens to me, but instead of making up a persona to ask another question, I just reply with the query along with the feedback and ask the reader if he or she could pull a few more cards for me if they have time and energy.

>>18301499
Lel, when I was 16, my parents sat me down and had a chat with me that went like this:
“Listen son, you know we're broke, so you're going to be on your in a couple of years. If you want to go to college, you're going to have to get a scholarship or figure out how to pay for it on your own. We can keep feeding you for a while, but that's about it.”

>>18301484
>>18301330
Is this another query for me? I think you responded to the wrong person.

>>18301512
No, I asked the other reader to clarify your reading.

>>18301484
could you also scry for me please?
love reading
thank you

>>18301510
Fucking same, dude. I mean I was lucky enough that my grades were good. I'm on a full ride scholarship at my school right now, but damn. Wouldn't know what to do if it weren't for that. My parents aren't so broke anymore, but they prefer to spend their money on themselves. I understand. It's probably why I'll never have kids besides being a fucking NEET.

>>18301513
Oh. Aight.
>>18301462
Be gentle, senpai

>>18301495
>>18301495
Hold on I know what's wrong I gave an answer that's too specific for the roaches that dwell in this general. Let me give you one that's more in tune to the type of bullshit I usually see while looking for a pasta thread in the catalog.

"You seem to be passing through a difficult time right now. Even for those around you not all is as well as it could maybe possibly look from the outside. We all have our problems and those around you are no different. But you have the best gift one could ever ask for in our journey known as life and that is their company."

>Card: Ace of Diamonds
When I POWERED UP MUH OUIJA I got this card. The future stands brightly ahead of you if you will only keep your chin up and seize the opportunities you've neglected to see around you as you focus on your challenges.

:^]

>>18301525
>tfw no life and wasting time bsing on thread I don't care about
Keep bumping is faggot. It'll be your bed time soon.

Is anyone doing readings?

>>18301505
>Multiple reads for the same question bothers me, but if they have more questions after a read, that's different
Precisely, that's my point. Same query over and over is a waste of energy and time, but if they need a clarification or a follow up in the situation, I don't oppose to make extra readings on that.

The issue is when somebody asks repeatedly things like "What C feels about me?" in hopes that C will finally like them when every reading point out that it's not going to happen.

>>18301525
why are you so angry

>>18301525
if i didn't know you were just bullshitting I'd say that was a real reading bar the ouija line
>mfw

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>>18301525
>roaches

>>18301540
What about the ":^]"?

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Any readers online?
My question is about finding love/sex/whatever.

>>18301539
I'm just reading pasta and saw I kept getting replies on my tab m8. If you can't handle the banter don't know what to tell you.
>>18301543
>zodiac for the "intellectuals"
:^]

Kill the trolls, win the prize.

>>18301552
>t. ESFP

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>>18301253
Puppet?

>>18301499
God I'm 26 and my parents still give me money and gift cards to buy whatever I want.

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Hey ya'll. I've been on an inspiring self journey which led me down the street of divination, and I'm back for some more fun info!

Had one of the best reading of my life given to me by some anon on here, years ago.... maybe someone can shoot another at me?

I'm a male. Blue eyes. I'm an Aquarius Sun and Virgo Moon (I know right? Lol). Last name is Mixer, I'm sure that will help. Oh and I'm in Bloomington Illinois.

So for my Question, or Topic let's go with : What do I need to know right now, specifically regarding my destiny which I lay with my writing. So, my writing! Tell me what need to be written or recorded. Please and thank you.

Here's a fun screenshot I took of a friends post on facebook. ;D

>>18301484
Interesting, thanks.

The situation you fucked: Ace of Pentacles Reversed, Ace of Wands, Five of Cups
The things you don't know: The Hermit, Three of Cups, Eight of Wands Reversed
Advice: Queen of Wands, Five of Pentacles Reversed
Outcome: The World Crossed by the Knight of Swords, Six of Swords

I will start by saying that this situation is completely able to be saved but this situation was not really good to begin with. Whatever it was, this had been worked at for a long time with not a lot of progress. There may have been a moment where things seemed hopeful and bright, but the Wands suit has a tendency to be fleeting and in this case left a longer term sadness.

The hermit is on a mountain, thinking to himself and doing some soul searching. It's hard to at night when you only have one lantern in a field of darkness so sometimes it might take some adjustments of the light to get a view at the right angle to see what we truly want. There is going to be some quiet introspection that will take a while. You must be patient and not act in haste at this time. Once the Hermit scopes out the right path to take, he will be reunited with friends. Patience, again, is counseled, for the light is very small compared to the vast field of the night. It will take the hermit a while before they find it.

Whatever gender you are, the advice here is to wait to recover the situation, no matter how hard it seems. You say you fucked a situation, but it doesn't really seem like it was that good to begin with. There will be opportunity for this situation to be improved and be a lot better than it was before but is going to require a party to take action and think with their head over their heart. If this party is the hermit, well, it is going to take a while for them to find the right path with only such little light. But yes there will be moving on from this situation to a highly improved and better situation.

>>18301525
You're a real piece of shit you know.

Fuck you!

How dare you belittle the work of readers here as nothing more than cheap party tricks, absolutely anyone can do this with vague words?!

>>18300547
M
22
Do I tell her how I feel? Will she listen or is it a waste of time?

>>18301538
on the flip side, when i used to ask this i would get affirmation just to be left disappointed lmao

>>18301575
I hate you ;-;

>>18301624
Its alright anon, as long as you're happy in life that is all that matters.

>>18301653
>happy in life
Nigga where do u think we are?

>>18301583
>this had been worked at for a long time with not a lot of progress.
>There may have been a moment where things seemed hopeful and bright
>left a longer term sadness
Nailed it

>There is going to be some quiet introspection that will take a while.
If this is, indeed, what is happening, then this is good. I don't know how confident I am in this occurring, but I'm hoping for the best.

>it doesn't really seem like it was that good to begin with
It was extremely frustrating for me.

The outcome seems positive, and I actually got a few of the same cards as you when I read it for myself. Lovely trading with you again, glad I ran into you.

>>18301515
No thanks, not right now.

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>>18301656
>>happy in life
>Nigga where do u think we are?
At least this guy gets it.

Anyone want to trade?

Is anyone doing reading right now?

>>18301367
she will never love you because she loves bv

>>18301729
Has asking this constantly ever succeeded for you in magically summoning a reader?

>>18301733

Then i wish them a happy life :)

That's it?

>>18301734
yes, i have personally witnessed it a few times
t. not him

>>18301739
NH trade with me bb plox

>>18301739
keep telling yourself that lad :^)

>>18301749

If you dont mind waiting a while for it, sure!

What do you want to know?

>>18301755
Will I return to Orcas, Island? Or just Washington in general?
What about Alaska?
Thanks.
What's your query so I can start on that?

>>18301755
>>18301758
Tenks, boo. You da best. I know it's a weird question

>>18301758
FUCK. Orcas Island**

>>18301656
>>18301682
As someone who is a 26 year old virgin who hasn't kissed a girl, held hands with a girl, and at most hugged a girl, has heart problems, bowel problems, and my teeth are fucked up, it could be worse. Make the best of what life has given you, you aren't perfect, just be happy, do the things you do enjoy regardless of what other people say and if you can't afford them, try to find some other hobbies you may enjoy, even if they are silly little stuff like rock collecting that I did as a kid.

Just find something to occupy your mind and enjoy yourself. You'll be happy, I believe in your anons.

>>18301750

What? You think i wish ill to either of them?

>>18301758

Should i listen to this old lady i met yesterday? She is some sort of consultant btw

Also doing yours in like 20 min if that's ok :)

>>18301784
Np. Yeah. I remember your query about her the other day. Kek

>>18301791

So? I can't hate her if she doesn't like me, such is life brother.

They are both good people as far as I am concerned, i would also like if you stopped spreading drama on the thread.

Look for something more productive to do anon.

>>18301773
I would hold your hands anon. I think kising is gross though, It feels slimey.

>>18301822
NH what are you talking about? Just mentioning that I remember you being worried about how your meeting with her would go.

>>18301830
>>18301822
Not even really sure how you got something negative out of my statement.

>>18301825
That's lewd bro.

>>18301822
>>18301830
>>18301839
Omfg lmao I get what happened.
This anon, me: >>18301758
Is not this anon: >>18301750

>>18301830

Whatever I'm not going to trade with you. Get a life. I bet I am hotter than you and my cock is 6 inches long.

>>18301865
Dude, I'm not even that anon.

>>18301865
Oh wow this shit again

>>18301870
How bigs yer cock

>>18301870
Stop spreading drama

>>18301865
What is with you people always getting salty at readers and trying to cause drama? What didn't get the reading that said your crush was head over heels for you and wanted your cock 24/7?

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>>18301773

>As someone who is a 26 year old virgin who hasn't kissed a girl, held hands with a girl, and at most hugged a girl, has heart problems, bowel problems, and my teeth are fucked up, it could be worse.
I realize that there are always those who have it worse than me, but this idea doesn't give me hope, it just seems to make it feel like everyone is suffering.

>do the things you do enjoy regardless of what other people say
I do try this already, but I have to ask, what if the people around me start to hate and resent me for this?
And what if they are friends and family?
It feels like the more time I spend trying to find myself, the less time I,m spending grinding away doing tangible work for society in a dead end job like everyone else.
Why would people not hate me for this?

>You'll be happy, I believe in your anons.
Thanks Anon I hope you too find happiness and inner peace one day.

>>18301784
Male
Cancer
Future love life reading
Anxious
I'm clairsentient btw I've been sensing hand cuffs symbolizing I might be dating soon (cuffed) but I'm wondering who it is it's driving me nuts

>>18301886
This drama shit happens every time no readers are reading. It's similar to babies crying when they arent being fed milk.

>>18301886
There's the C word again
Divgen is gettin racy

>>18301893
No one is offering reads right now. We're just trading.

>>18301899
Please don't bring up race.

>>18301889
>I realize that there are always those who have it worse than me, but this idea doesn't give me hope, it just seems to make it feel like everyone is suffering.

I'm not suffering anon, just living life, its not perfect, but I can't let it get me down.
>what if the people around me start to hate and resent me for this?

Then fuck'em, they aren't friends/family/whatever. They don't matter, if people are gonna give you shit for what you love then fuck'em.

Your happiness comes before pleasing other people anon.
>Thanks Anon I hope you too find happiness and inner peace one day.

Just going with the flow my man, gotta enjoy what the universe has given me and thinking of it as a teaching lesson, it helps a lot.

>>18301865
>>18301870
>>18301873

This isn't the legit NewHelp. Check the trips.

>>18301927
Yes, this >>18301873 was me realizing that

>>18301901
Aww sadness

>>18301822
Why would you and BV like that little troll, I wish I knew.

>>18301784
>The Sun, The Empress, Strength, Four of Wands
I'm gonna say hell yes, you should listen to her. She is a wise woman and knows what she is talking about. Following her instruction brings you to a Four of Wands outcome, and I don't think it can really get much better than that.
I was going to kind of write something out, but I figured that you're an experienced enough reader that I'm preaching to the choir, but I can if you'd like to me, so just let me know. Also let me know if you have any follow up questions.
Aaaaaand, just to clarify, this: >>18301791 was me, but I am not this: >>18301750 anon. I was just saying that I remember your query about the older woman that you were asking advice from.

>>18301933
The perks of being anon. Sorry about that. Nice dubs.

>>18301941
Why you care about others personal lives, I wish I knew.

>>18301954
Np mate. Thanks for looking out for other people though. Not enough of that here sometimes.

>>18301444
What does C think about me?
What does C think about me?
What does C think about me?
What does C think about me?

>>18301971
>being this much of a faggot

>>18301971
That you're too insecure and pushy

Coulda had a read done--a nice read about a vacation that I'd like to go on again, but some faglord had to fuck shit up. It wasn't even a love query. Why can't /div/ have nice things?

>>18301953

Thank you very much for the reading, quite on spot.

As a fun fact, the old lady herself is a diviner and told me great deal of things that can improve my life and the life of people around me :)

Doing yours in a minute, sorry if I take too long for it but this particular day i will be super busy and I want to do it right.

Thanks again and I hope I can help you as well :)

>>18301941
This >>18301956

>>18302037
Thank fucking God. I thought the shitposter had driven you away.
No problem, take your time.
I'm glad I could help. Also, would you mind adding Victoria (BC) to the query as well? I'm hoping I'll have another opportunity to visit in the future, but it's so uncertain. :( Maybe even live there.

>>18302040
NewHelp when you gonna post more pictures of yourself qt?

>you will nevr go on a date with HunkyHelp

>>18302063
what would a date with NH look like? someone did one for cheswick and it was hilarious.

>>18302068
He's 2nice so:

NewHelp: Thank you very much for allowing me to take you on this date, ___. I can't believe how beautiful you are.
Girl: Yeah, just remember to pay all of the bill, OK?
NewHelp: No problem, thank you for reminding me, I was going to do it anyways but it is nice to have a reminder.

How would a date with Empath go???

>>18302083
Not very good.

>>18302086
Why? He is very charming and handsome.

>>18300547
27
M
Who will win the election?

>>18302088
Us, because you kill yourself.

Did someone post div on pol?

>>18302087
He is an Aries and obviously enjoys being the center of attention. He would likely talk non-stop, be loud and showy, and display his dates like trophies if they are hot.

>>18302106
That sounds more like Leo.

>>18302106
what is each sign like on a date?

>>18302106
what is each reader like on a date?

>>18302118

they're all terrible

I wonder if Ashes will show up.

>>18302106
His gf is Aries too, they're made for each other

>>18302126
Was the dick pic thing real or bs?

>>18302130
Bs. If they had a pic what was stopping them from posting it

>>18302111
Leos would talk non-stop about themselves, and display themselves as the trophy. "You are so lucky to date me."

>>18302130
We never got proof, but it looks very Aries to me.

>>18302133
This being a sfw board they'd risk being banned.

>>18302140
For a whole day

>>18302140
Leos sound worse from that description

>>18302130
I just can't believe it. Did Empath comment?

>>18302083
>meet up
>drive up into hinterlands
>enjoy mountain scenic
>eat at a little cafe
>explore small town book stores/shops
>drive back to the coast
>have dinner at a restaurant of your liking
>walk along beach at night talking about each other
>sit on the spit and watch the moon over the ocean
>drive you home and wish you a good sleep
That's a rough outline based on my current area. Also Depends on a few things too; I liked tailoring my dates to the person.
>>18302087
Dawww thanks anon. <3
>>18302106
Kek. I won't lie, I used to be loud and showy. Talking nonstop too. Mellowed out these days.
>>18302126
Aye we are a pretty great couple. I'm happy
>>18302133
>>18302140
I won't lie, I did post my dick on 4chins and around a few times because as you said Aries. But not since I've been in the relationship.

>inb4 u reading
Yes I will be, just gotta get some food and shower. So approx. 1hrs

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>>18302140
>Leos would talk non-stop about themselves, and display themselves as the trophy. "You are so lucky to date me."
You're full of shit
>pic related
My proof

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>>18302169
>"I liked tailoring my dates to the person."
>tfw you will never have a bf this sensitive to your needs

>>18302169
>>have dinner at a restaurant of your liking

What if they tell u to go to the fanciest restaurant around and its sixty kangaroos a plate?

>>18302169
Since you are in a LDR I can give you a tip...

You can do all those things on Second Life. Enjoy

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>>18302177

>tfw you'll never have a bf

>>18302169
Empath this is important, do you do future bf/gf readings?

>>18302177
>>18302193
Don't give up hope! There's plenty of great guys out there; just keep on keeping on. I believe in you
>>18302181
Ahhh allow me to clarify. I meant that while we're out and about looking at books and shops, I'll be asking questions about their life (hobbies, family, etc) including favourite type of food. I'll then excuse myself to the toilet, look up those kinds of restaurants in the area and book in advance for dinner that night. Sort of like a "surprise, your favourite!"

As for that problem, I wouldn't of asked them out on a date if that's the kind of person they are. Secondly, I have no problem up and leaving a girl who only wants to go on a date for food/money to be spent on them, and done so before.
>>18302189
Thank you anon! I've been meaning to get second life for just those things. Many thanks for the reminder. >>18302198
Not really no sorry. Future appearances is a little beyond my abilities, and as per my oath I won't go into others' energies. So in short, I could try but I doubt you'd get what you want from my reading.

>>18302169
That date sounds like a beginner romance date that you'd quit bothering with about 6 months into the relationship.

>>18302203
Empath can you tell me if I have travel anytime in my near future?

>>18302203
Can you estimate when we will enter relationship?

>>18302193
>tfw you'll never have a cute reader girlfriend cuz most female readers are in to men ;_;
why live

>>18302230
r u cute

>>18302213
That's because that is exactly what it is; a beginner date. Once I've been in a relationship for a while with someone, I take time to learn their love languages so I can better understand how to please them. There will still be the grand date/outing once in a while but most will be little shows of affection.
Example, my ex was hugely into art. Her two love languages were words of affirmation and gifts. So little things would be "oh I saw you were running out of paper in your art book, so I got you a new one" or "woah, that's really good, you're improving a lot!" Because I know these are what meant the most to her, and I want to her know. A big date was we got on the train to the city and went to the big art supply shop, got a bunch of things, and spent the day being silly together and going to shops/the arcade.

If I've found someone special enough to date, I wanna let them know I love them every day.
>>18302221
>>18302223
Readings will be in a little bit, I can try but I can't say for sure.

>>18302243
Tenks. :>

>>18302243
How do you manage this online?

NEW THREAD:

>>18302271

>>18302235
yins I am sort of cute like puppy cute >.> hehe but most girls are straight ;_;

>tfw forever alone with no cute grill by my side

>>18302273
im a reader but idk if i'm gay i think im bicurious?

>>18302077
>>18302068
>>18302063

>2nice

That doesn't mean i am a beta... well i might be one but not because i am nice >:^(

Jk

I am quite adaptable so a date with me really depends of the girl. I do am a bit sexist tho so i always pay out of principle (or ego, whatever), to a point that although i respect it, i dont like a girl insisting on paying.

I am a good talker/listener and fun to hang out with, i can make conversations of [most] topics and enjoy any type of date she would enjoy. I mostly end up going to chill places (light music, open air ect) but again depends of the girl.

Downside is i am sorta shy so it takes a while for me to make any move, which some girls i have dated dont like about me at all... In fact i think all of my exes have been the one who approached me first (for god knows why haha)

>>18302042

Finally getting a break from job, will drink a beer and lit a cigar first so probably going to post the reading in a few minutes :)

>>18302045

I dont want to start the drama again, although i must admit i am inclined to post a body shot just to prove the anon that called me fat wrong >:(

Perhaps another day.

>>18302276
>>18302042
No problem. I'm still lurkin

>>18302276
Post body shot.

>>18302275
hey I just met you but this is crazy pls join the discord and message me maybe >.>

>>18302288
ah dang you got double dubs

>>18302287

Eghhh i dont think its going to play good, i dont take too many pictures of myself (not really photogenic)

i hope you dont have high expectations... let me get my phone

>>18302287

Starting! (Sorry for the long wait)

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>>18302287

Fresh from the oven (haven't post it and already regretting it)

I am of course not dressed well, working with distribution (warehouse) today so you will see me again with the same plain gray shirt of my last photo and i still haven't get the haircut.

I usually dress semi formal at my job since I deal with costumers or sales representatives, but not today.

e-enjoy...

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>>18302347

>Forgot to rotate

>>18301758

>Orcas

Tower and Seven of Cups

>Island

Page of Wand Reversed, Knight of Pentacles

>Washington

Moon Reversed, Nine of Wands

>Victoria

The Sun, Star Reversed

For now i will say Victoria is the more likely choice (ironically since it was your last option), however i can try to go more deep into any place.

Which ones do you want to know the more?

>>18302352
you're short and you look like you have a small dick

>>18302352
you are nice and qt
how come you don't have a gf

>>18302376
I'm most curious about Victoria then, I guess. What about Alaska?

>>18302380
t-thanks

>>18300547
male
28
will I ever get my shit together?

>>18302384

Oh sorry i forgot it.

King of Pentacles Reversed and page of Swords

I still consider Victoria the more likely option.

Will do a full spread on it and also about you in a general trip. Give me a sec

>>18302382

Aww thank you! I am lucky with girls but they are often not so lucky with me haha.

>>18302380
>Short

I am not tall but neither exceptionally short, most people are around my size (5.8) According to my ID)

>>18302402
yeah because you're probably a man whore

>>18302402
>>18302384
Tenks men

>>18302402
but about your dick? Is it small after all?

>>18302414
yeah it probably is like 3 inches or something

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>>18302402

>>18302414

It's a big guy :^]

>>18302411

I can see there is quite a lot of pressure in you. Its kinda intriguing that you got so many court cards, in am taking you are either not traveling alone or moving away because other people.

Fear not, wherever you chose Its going to be tremendously positive for you! Not only it will help you to overcome your fears but also it is dictated by fate itself.

Expect (if single) to gain a new and very lasting relationship or to improve a current one if you have it. You will also gain various options to improve your current life for you and your love ones.

Overall a really good looking spread. Wish you luck anon! And if you ever need another reading, hit me up and will give you priority since i kinda feel i am letting you down on details (still at my job).

Hope it helped!

>>18302457
Thanks, NH. Great read. You did a similar read for me on my relationship and you mentioned I may be traveling because of it. You did that for me I think 2 weeks ago and this definitely confirms it for me. I appreciate it.

>>18302435
>>18302436

You guys jelly or something?

I am not even that good looking guys, chill

>>18302457
c-can I succ it?

>>18302466

For those dubs, sure ;)

>>18302402
>I am lucky with girls but they are often not so lucky with me haha.
I would believe this of some people here but not you.

>>18302513

Well you got me there... It sounds worse than what I thought

I am just ridicously picky that all, And I a not talking about looks mind you.

>>18302541
>This phone

I hate having to proof-read every