>Be me.
>Have a teddy bear from when I was a child.
>This one was always my favorite.
>Haven't slept with it for about 14 years.
>Find bear on my bed
>oboi.jpg
>Place bear back like nothing happened.
>Two weeks pass
>The fucking bear is on my bed again
>xfiles.webm
>I am the only one in the house.
>What do?
end yourself.
>>18299315
Not a half bad idea. Although that still doesn't fix the whole bear issue here.
UwU
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its science proven that bears do not like the company of rare barbie dolls go to your local walmart to buy an anti demon doll
>>18299329
remove this
Be careful around mirrors anon desu.
>>18299336
This. This is some golden stuff. Hopefully this might just work.
>>18299336
delet these
>>18299346
Now that you mention it, the bear was angled towards my dresser mirror. I really can't see as to why, but maybe there is a connection to be made here.
Sacrifice it to the true Lord.
>>18299364
Holy shit this is a good idea.
>>18299360
you are an fucked
>>18299360
It might be worth knowing if you have any other dolls desu.
>>18299394
I do not own any other dolls/Teddy bears. The only other thing that is remotely close is this little turtle statue on my dresser, but I doubt that it is related.
>>18299386
Yeah, I'm starting to get that impression.
try playing deathmetal, and befriend the obvious demon.
>>18299406
>turtle statue
Jeb?
>>18299425
Interesting idea. I must say, A+ for stylistic approach. I will try this tomorrow. Let's just hope that I don't get my poop chute demonically destroyed from some angry poltergeist.
>>18299429
Sadly not. Although I must say the turtle's name is Theodore, but I don't ever remember getting it, but it just appeared on my dresser one day.
>>18299441
I would be careful desu. Anything else weird happen?
>>18299461
Aside from some random doors being open that I closed, such as my actual dresser door, as well as having lights being left on at night, in which I have turned off. (all lights in my house are off when I sleep) (this only happened once)
I vote you play Hitori kakurenbo
>>18299480
The bear wouldn't like that. I guarantee it.
>>18299470
just yell "fuck off" and your problems should be fixed
Check under the bed for a new friend.
>>18299491
this
>>18299486
That might sound like a good idea from your perspective, but think about having to live in the same house as the potentially haunted teddy bear. I would not want to piss that cute little thing off. Also, I guarantee the bear wouldn't like that, either.
>>18299484
Just think about it anon, when is OP ever gonna get a chance like this again
>>18299491
I will do this right now. Pray for me, as the wrath of whatever divine spirit is here will probably banish my testicles to the fucking shadow-realm.
>>18299499
Forgot to mention, This is actually OP. I wouldn't get the chance again, as I would probably be polterfucked.
>>18299506
To Valhalla anon.
I do not want to do that ever again. checking under that bed was the catalyst that is starting the beginning of the end for me. As soon as I looked under that fucking bed my light turned off. I a m g o i n g t o d i e.
get a jar of honey and leave it open before sleeping
post on /x/ in the morning
>>18299525
Time for a LIVE STREAM!!!D
>>18299530
>>18299525
this pls
>>18299528
OP here, (aswell as post about checking bed) I really don't know what this will do, but it is worth trying.
make the demon pay rent. unless it's a nigger demon.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck OP here again. I think this might be my last post on here, I think I just fucking signed my own death warrant. I pissed off the ghost for real this time, boys. I took the cross in my room (I am not religious, but it is there for some reason) and walked around with it. After I got down the stairs, all of my dresser drawers and shit started getting opened and closed upstairs. I am going to go confront this head on, and probably die. Remember me /X/
>>18299543
call him a cuck
>>18299543
proof of gtfo
OP is roleplaying for (You's)
>>18299548
livestream
>>18299543
Suck his dick like a real man.
>>18299553
this plz
>>18299543
ask the spooker if it can do a kickflip
>>18299553
Seconded
dubs for livestream
Rip in piece op. You were the real mvp.
>>18299303
jeez, dude. the poor bear gets lonely and you instantly shelve him again? get a heart
anon is kill