Did DB Cooper survive his parachute jump, /x/?

>>18298070
he's probably on some vacation island spending his money on drinking his guts out, leave the guy alone already, he's probably dead ffs

>he's probably on some vacation island spending his money

He got 200K back in 1971. IF he did land safely and got away that money is long gone. Over 40 years ago, fuck 200k be long spent.

>>18298172
Wouldn't even buy you a house these days.

DB Cooper adopted an alias as his alter-ego, becoming Tommy Wiseau and used his stolen money to fund his dream project, The Room.

>>18298172

He got millions. Didn't you watch Prison Break?

there was a load of cash found near where he allegedly went to so no

Likely died on his trip down for irony sake

>>18298491
This.

Also, he was going by Dan Cooper, but somebody in the media somewhere started calling him DB Cooper and it stuck.

>>18298172
What even is inflation?

>>18298998
kek

>>18299266
>>18298172
>>18298203
>risk my life to steal a fortune
>my name, family, and previous life are lost to me
>worth it because now I'm a rich bastard
>make it to an island of the Bahamas where there's no television connection
>live for years like a tropical Fred Astaire
>America elects a retarded peanut farmer and my fortune is wasted because of him
Fuck you Jimmy Carter

Daily reminder that one of the prime suspects for D.B Cooper can be seen in one of the scenes of "A Poem is A Nakes Person"

>>18298070

Yes because they never found him. He rendez-vous'd with Ameila Earhart and they got the fuck out of the United States.

>>18298070
Don't worry about it.

>>18298070
No. He's dead, Jim. Raped to death by a 'squatch. I thought that was common knowledge by now.

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>>18298070
Short answer, yes.

>>18298203
least you pay the down payment tho.

Yes. Chael Sonnen knows who he is.

He was clearly the Count Saint Germainne, ergo he was immortal, ergo yes.

>>18298070
Ollanta Humala is that u?

Yes he did and lived to the early 2000s I think.

this is a no brainer.

first: he is white. White people always get leverage in being a criminal and get negotiations.

second: its obvious he was probably military and familiar with base jumping, Possibly a paratrooper.

third, and this is a hard one: there was probably other people in on it. Hence why it was hard to find him.

>>18298491
Oh shit, mind blown

>>18303024
>first: he is white. White people always get leverage in being a criminal and get negotiations.
How is that relevant? He disappeared. Also, what are you even saying?