Best Zodiac sign.

>>18297802
Sagittarius master race

>>18297807
Same, Sagittarius master race. fuck Leos lmao.

Scorpio, because everyone thinks we're super edgy and evullll

In reality we're just another brand of doormat Pisces who hide their vulnerability well

>>18297832
wow dude.

in my experience scorpio is the only one who has shut up a Leo.

Aries is #1
do the math bitches

Pisces masterrace reporting in,

also pls no bully

>>18297849
oh here comes the faggot.

you're the worst sign Aries, fucking annoying. fuck of.

>>18297813
Same

We're all potentially the best.

But really leo is the best.

>>18297802
It's amazing how there are people that don't know that Cancer is best sign

>>18297869
i'm an aries and cancer is the only sign im kinda scared of

>>18297869
They have mental illness

Socially awkward Aquarius wizard

>>18297876
everyone is scared of cancer, rarely anyone survives.

Aries/Pisces cusp here. I get along with other Aries, but i know there's some real cunts of us out there.

Never liked Leos, mostly because the ones I've met where scumbags but my brother is one so I know some decent ones exist.

Geminis rub me in the worst way.

Pisces are cute. Scorpios are the Autists of the zodiac

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>>18297894
>retards actually believe this

>>18297881
you are thinking of geminis

>>18297802

Libra is best

Scales represent fantastic biceps which libras all have.

Also they've got balanced diets on account of being able to weigh stuff.

>>18297897
I'm sorry are you telling me Cancer is indeed the best? wow

>>18297854
le sad ram ; ; (

y-you just jelly

>>18297917
:(

Taurus doin thangs.
I got all kinds of talents and stay focused.

>>18297851
piscies would probably be the best sign if you werent such a pussy. Judas was a pisces

>>18297851
Kek. This is Pisces to a T. Add in a hidden lewdness/kinkiness of 11/10 and it'll be perfect.
>>18297917
They're not jealous, but they do want in our pants
>>18297929
I wish I had a close Taurus friend; being an air-filled Aries means I'm off with the fairies

>>18297939
yeah... YEAH! Hell Yeah! They just want in our pants. Fuckin faggets. Aries #1
are other ariesbests sometimes just tired of winning all the time?

>>18297954
I'm just glad some Sagittarian is not arguing with you right now .it's a mess.

>>18297973
Yeah. i know that well 2 good. one of my best friends is a saggitarius.

not even taurus is as stubburn as that guy. theres just no reasoning with him

>>18297973
Could be worse. A faggot Gemini could start shit and go full retard

>>18297987
lmao you mad?

i just want to take this opportunity to say that i love cancers so so so much

also, i love capricorns because of how we don't even have to talk to communicate. it's like one word or gesture and they just know what i mean

>>18298043
what sign are you?

>>18298047
i'm the best sign. Yep, you know which one.

I'm Virgo, Cancer rising. What does this mean?

Sagittarius

>>18298052
virgos are great. one of my close friend is a virgo and the level of abstraction with that guy is just off the chart. other people have a really hard time to follow our conversations. it's either antilogic or overlogic

>>18298052
virgos also love to stress out over everything. especially when things go their way, they also like to see flaws in others because in their own perception they are themselves are flawed as fuck

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>>18297802
>libra sun
>scorpio ascendant with pluto in the first house
>capricon moon
>mars in 12th house

I love this mix of mine so much its so fun to have
Not trying to meme but jesus i wouldnt trade this for anything
Especially scorpio ascendant, its one of the best things you can have

>>18298064
Yeah I'm stressed as fuck most of the time for little to no reason. What you say about things going our way is true too but it feels better to stress out when things are good and I have control over them.

It's like stressing out and overthinking things is part of my personality so it's comforting to do it when things are going well, sort of like 'reward rumination'

>>18297954
Our next prez is gonna be Leo master race. Get to sucking best match.

>>18298067
I'm also Scorpio rising. Sun in Sagittarius though, Moon in Leo, Venus in Libra (which is a nice place for Venus to be). And yeah, a Scorpio ascendant is pretty cool to have.

>>18297851
Same here
I am not pussy, just shy towards my crush.

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>aries
dont know any
>taurus
Dont know any
>gemini
Two faced know-it-alls, but i love their ruthless unforgiving sense of humor
>cancer
Touchy feely emotional crybabies. The guys are funny tho. Women are usually into spiritual shit, but basically everything comes down to their feefees
>leo
Huge attention whores. Every single leo i know tries to attract attention and feed their ego one way or another BUT they are good people
>virgo
Another know-it-all. The part that pisses me off the most is that they expect that everyone should know everything they do and then when they dont they are surpised and pissed off. But when shit needs to get done, theyre the ones to do it.
>libra
The doormat. Too nice to people and will rarely say "no" when someone asks them for something. But good people, always willing to compromise and try to make everyone happy. Also lazy.
>scorpio
Scorpio women are my weakspot. These women get me hard just by existing, theres something seductive about them no matter what they do. But they are easy to get jealous, quite possesive, a bit manipulative and all that scorpio stuff, but i love scorpios in general.
>sagittarius
Control freaks from what ive heard. Usually are like awkward and funny and all. Shitty with money. They like to spend and live like they wish. But ive never met a sag that i hated so i cant say much
>capricon
No fun for anyone. Obsessed with status, they believe they are above everyone. Usually very cold and dry and serious. Like thing organized and sorted. But they are very smart people and most of them get far in life
>aquarius
I cant really pinpoint anything with them. they will NEVER talk about emotional stuff or anything like that. And every one of them is different
>pisces
these people live in their imagination. Usually do drugs, get tattoos, always look different than everyone else. Usually have a period in their life in which they go border line psycho. But they put others infront them. Always will help damaged people etc.

Aries is best.

Arian master race reporting in.

>>18297973
Aries here. Dated a Sagittarius for almost 7 years. It has been almost 10 since that time and only this year has the fallout subsided.

>>18298094
>I~im n~not a pussy.... Im just s~shy...

pisces in a shell everybody. i will give you some good advice buddy.
tell your crush what you feel. be super honest just tone abit. you're a pisces masterrace if you feel feels twords someone its because they feel the same with you.

do it faggit. fuckn just do it. it will be the single best decision you ever make.

you stupid fuck just dooo it !

best:
capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo, gemini

ok:
saggitarius, cancer, taurus

worst:
libra, pisces, leo, aries

>>18298137
>worst: aries

say that to my face and see what happens

just a polite reminder that Jesus - son of God - Christ was an Aries

>>18298138
I'm betting, nothing. Faggot.

I'm a capricorn myself.
Guaranteed to be succesful at whatever you do.
Downside is the weight of all that responsibility on your shoulders.
Don't even make me begin on opening up and being free with emotions, we're as rigid as they come.

>>18298158
i can make a capricorn cry and it's beautiful.
Capricorns are like THE shadow sign. They would make the best necromancers. I'm kinda psychic but capricorns are just so damn hard to read sometimes because of how they are always in the shadows.

>>18298148
No he was Pisces. Everyone knows this, faggot.

You're all a bunch of faggots.

>>18298173
>falling for the vatican propaganda

wow. you are stupid

Cancer here. Best is probably Scorpio, but fuck them.

Not giving a fuck about the horoscope, but being a Taurus i'm kinda triggered no one's talking about me.

>>18298201
because there is nothing to talk about

although i keep hearing taurus are best lovers

Gemini masterrace reporting above you scoundrels

>>18298220
Also OP a shit. Leos are cowards and followers. At least the ones i've seen

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>Virgo sun
>sagittarius moon

Am i okay ?

>>18298225
How the fuck do you read this

>>18297802

Are you feeling it now Mr Crabs reporting in

>>18297881

That may be true however we are dope

Whats the consensus on most hated Zodiac?
Seems to be aries.
Personally i dislike leo's, and cancer seems to be the lamest zodiac

>No Leos

No wonder you're all in /x/.

>>18298158
Cappy here too, i've learned a lot about myself and my habits and I thought i'd share something that i've learned that makes ALLL THE DIFFERENCE for a capricorn and allows you to make even more out of life using one simple rule of thumb

Balance out doing and existing with just being, just being, just letting it go, all of it.

That sounds simple but what people don't understand abotu cappys is that while we are gifted with enormous ambition and organization if not given a break it all piles up and can turn into huge anxiety, overthinking, and if you let it escalate even depression

But if you take just one whole day out of the week and just completely unplug, (Turn your phone off, forget about work, etc.) then it'll make all the difference and you'll be reset and reayd to go

>>18298257
Also think outside of the box for your ambitions, make the use of it, tend to the best ones of course, success, wealth, physique, self-relaince, but pursue other ambitions, for me personally it's adventure, outdoor sports, exploring/traveling, etc.

Saggitarius master race reporting in.
YOLO sign.

>>18298268
It's spelled Sagittarius, fellow Sag.

>>18298268
>>18298273
more like faggitarius

>>18298240
whats you are sign? a gemini? lmao

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>>18298137
>aries
>worst

What a massive faggot you are.

>>18298282
Wow, that's hilarious and original. You should do standup comedy, you profoundly unfunny stupid fuck.

Aquarius Master race reporting in.


I get compared to a house cat sometimes. Extremely unpredictable, constantly thinking outside the box, I feel like I'm a good friend. I'll go to the end of the world for you just to keep you company, very social when I need to be. Can make friends with almost anyone.

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>tfw aquarius
All the aquarius'es I've met are super intelligent, including me.

>>18298300
idiot

>>18298299
Go make friends with the grille of a Mack truck.

Taurus reporting in.
We are the very foundation of pretty much everything.
Leo and Virgo are very untrustworthy.

I'm an aquarius and this zodiac stuff always sounded like crap to me
chinese horoscope spooped me a little with its accuracy though (earth snake according to that one)

Fuck off with the

>reporting in

shit, you cringey fucking cocksucking faggot bitchmade cocksucking faggot beta faggot cocksuckers.

>>18298288
Way to answer anons question numbnuts.
>>18298240
I would probably say aries or gemini is the most hated one just from these people

>>18298322
Calm down. We all know that astrology is bullshit and we only use it for shits and giggles.

>>18298326
Yeah for real

>>18298288
Fine
>baiting this hard
>learn to type and structure coherent sentences
>taking this bait
>yes, unironically im gemini

>>18298326
I know, you dip. I'm talking about this >>18298299 >>18298316 'reporting in' thing. It's gay. And you're gay.

And your >>18298328 breath stinks of balls, you ballsucking fucking homo beta queer faggot cocksucking fucking faggot beta faggot queer.

You should be aiming to combine all of the signs' traits and becoming complete. Mend your life by finding the perfect middle on all of the signs' traits, incorporate them into your life and live a life most fullfilling.

>>18298338
Yes, sir. Reporting in.

>>18298328
>y-y-yeah fuh-fuh-f-for r-real heh heh duuuhhh durrr duhhhh hyuck

Virgo here. I'm usually stuck inside my own thoughts for the majority of the day and have trouble seeing most people as genuine.

>>18298340
Very original. When they expect you to go left, you go ahead and go left, chief. You cocksucking faggot.

I'm a taurus, raised by a Leo (dad) and pieces (mom) , best signs to be raised by desu, couldn't ask for better parenting I'm emotionally balanced, friendly and a great lover according to the feedback I've got.
Get along well with all the sings I can read through all of them desu. And from experience I can tell you that scorpios are the most evil of them all. And pieces then kindest.

Ps: Hillary Clinton is Scorpio.

>>18298339
demn... we just got schooled by pisces

Taurus here. And I have a hard time finding friends, they are never loyal, always forget you and do wrong things.

>>18298300
me too th

Ophidian.

>>18298328
>y-yeah for real g-uys. guys... anyone want to rub one uh-out on m-m-my forehead? guys...? pls guys... anyone? well, i'm here if you need me.

>>18298359
Yeah, you seem super intelligent.

pisces and sagittarius are the best

>>18298362
You mean Ophiuchus?

>>18298357
Find the balance. I have/had a taurus friend who eventually everyone forgot him cus he was so arrogant and stubborn, nobody wants a friend like that.

>>18298367
kek ye. vores u whole

>>18298373
Go eat some more crayons.

>>18298372
Yeah, I think I'm too uptight with people and expect too much from them.
I'm more reserved than arrogant, and you know how that goes, people assume false things about you and spread the word.

>>18298338
>Baiting this hard

>>18298382
o-okay senp-pai!

>>18298392
>buh-baiting thu-thu-this huh-huh-hard

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>>18298394

>>18298400
tasty!! x3

We can all agree Aquarius and Taurus are the most beta and cringy signs, correct?

>>18298406
Aquarius? Beta? We're super alpha, bro. .-.

>>18298403
:D

>>18298388
I can relate way too much with that

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>>18298408

>>18298406
I'm Taurus and i don't share half of its characteristics. In other words, people taking the horoscope signs seriously are cringy.

>>18298418
You thinking that what happens in your own bubble world is the norm for everyone, is the cringiest thing hands down

>>18298418
Duh. Planets and stars that far away have no way to affect our world besides by light, and even that is diffused a significant sum by our atmosphere. Personally, I use astrology as bait to see who's an idiot.

>>18298424
I don't share the Taurus profile, so being Taurus means bullshit and i can indentify myself with a lot of other traits from other signs. Oh and i don't live in a bubble i'm as open as your asscrack because i'm not being conditioned by this, bye.

Scorpio, feels kind of rare since I rarely ever meet any others.

>tfw meme edgelord sign, gotta go be dark and mysterious now

>>18298435
>Means bullshit to me

FTFY

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>>18298436
>gotta go down a plate of dicks

>>18297896
Top kek. I'm a scorpio and I couldn't agree more.

>>18298442
>Top kek. I suck dicks and I couldn't suck dicks more.

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>>18298308
>mad that I'm intelligent

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>>18298456
Yeah, that's exactly it. I'm mad that you're intelligent. Nice catch.

>>18298447
Yummie

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>>18298468
>still mad

>>18298477
You really are an unmitigated fucking idiot. But hey, by all means, keep telling yourself that I'm le mad and you're intelligent. It's amusing.

>>18298158
Capricorn master race reporting in.

Virgos are the worst, they are hermits who want attention but get mad when they get it

Just remember. No matter what your sign is, When saturn comes into your sign it's time to listen and learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiR1hmpk-x4

>>18298137
>Scorpio and Gemini
>best

Retarded opinion

>>18298240
Scorpios, Aires,Geminis and Leo's all have a bad rep

>>18298300
All the ones I have met have been fairly intelligent and very weird, but in a good way

Man i love these threads. People talking shit to each other because of their birthdate. Ive been laughing for the past 10 minutes

>>18298604
I live for the banter

>>18297802
Im a Taurus, I believe they are the best

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Sagittarius Master Race dropping in.

>tfw you get hate in an /x/ thread because of your birthday

I'm going to make all you faggots my friends.

t. Pisces

Cancer because it's the mommy.
Also libra as the ascendant for the aesthetics

>>18298708
I have only met one Cancer in my life and he had an oversized head and was gay.

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Reporting in.

>>18297802
>Best Zodiac sign to have?
That's where people don't seem to fucking understand astrology as a whole

Without getting into details to the point of writing a book in the thread, what you guys are all fucking arguing about like fucking retards is only a fraction of the whole

When you guys say that you are this or that sign, basically you all are talking about your sun signs

The sun is linked to the ego; your basic personality traits, your conscious self, your type of vitality and so on so on

Astrology just denotes all the different energies that you came into this life to work with

Basically it's your starter bundle pack in your lifetime and like every human being, there is a ton of hidden facets undermeath the social mask/veneer(rising sign; 1st house matters(face value))

Not only that but the fact of bragging about your sun sign is so pointless, childish and stupid if you have in mind that your sun sign's basic traits are altered with house placement and planetary aspects

I won't go on but basically you guys are (for the most) immature and insecure that you need to validate your being by arguing and acting like an internet tough guy on a fucking ANONYMOUS message board

Before anybody asks:
>Sun in Leo 12th house
>Full moon in Aquarius 6th house
>Leo rising
>Mercury, Venus and Mars in Virgo 1st house all in good/beneficial aspects to each other which in turn are aspecting my Ascendant
>also Jupiter in Leo 12th house Conjunct my Ascendant

Basically: i'm a humble willful being on a conscious never ending quest for knowledge and understanding with a sharp mind for details

I browse /x/ just for fun but I do find it rather strange how closely I match with my sign Cancer. What the hell is happening here.

My main specc is Gemini and my offspec is Libra. Shit is pretty weird.

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>>18297802
Virgo here. I know most people think that their own birth sign is the superior one, but for someone who's supposedly right all of the time I don't actually think that Virgo is right for the title of best zodiac. Don't get me wrong, we're not the worst BY FAR, but we're not the best either. Also our symbol is either a leaf or a virgin which sucks.

That would probably be Taurus desu, they're actually pretty great people, whiny sometimes and pig-headed, but these are easy to look past given their other attributes. Passionate, intelligent in at least some way (financially, logically, interpersonally, existentially), attractive (this is just a generalization) and usually have one or more impressive thing about themselves.
>runners up are cancers (sweet people) and Scorpios (hate to indulge their ego, but they can be really fun when not being massive edgelords and the sex/emotional connection is otherworldly)

As far as who the worst is, I think that everyone except for Aries can agree that it's Aries. Obnoxious, childish, temperamental when they don't understand things, which happens a lot given that 50% of them are drooling retards and the other half can't seem to remove their head from their own assholes long enough to use it. God I hate Aries.
>runner up is Gemini because they're terrible awful people and their sexy which is confusing. I swear it's not because they are the only sign that virgos can't talk circles around. They use their brains for evil and manipulation because it's fun to them.

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>>18297802
Aquarius here (Sun/Moon), we're the best, woohoo!

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>>18298148
and Hitler? or he's actually Taurus (Apr 20,1889)

>>18298818
>*They're sexy
My bad.

Cancer here

>fit zodiac description to a T
>I hate everything about myself.

>>18298821
How does your sense of individualism and self importance cope with being such a nobody sign.

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Taurus reporting in
>just chilling.

>>18298406
Taurus are more alpha than you realize.

I'm aquarius and I dont know exactly what it really means.

People always like me alot when I break the ice. I always make at least one good friend when in a new job or class.

how do other Aquarius carry the weight of their knowledge on their shoulders without killing themselves?

>>18298137
No way

Everyone probably hates you IRL

>>18297802
Fuck you and your stupid thread.


If you actually think astrology has literally ANY significance at all, youre a total moron. If youre in here just to shit post and play games, thats a different story.

>>18297802
Fire signs are the best friends to have fun with IMO.

I'm a sag, so I personally genuinely think we're the best because we're so loyal to our friends and cheery while craving knowledge and experiences.

I just don't think Leo because every Leo I meet is a little bit too arrogant for my liking. Aries are cool cuz Jesus is an Aries and I have no Aries enemies.

The only signs I have had multiple, huge issues with are Cancers and Geminis, while the nitpicking perfectionism in Virgos can be a bit bothersome.

>>18298905
As someone who has virgos for best friends they are exhausting with their constant nitpicking and anxiousness, I really don't know how we became friends sometimes. Also annoying how they hide behind their own over analyzing and can't see the truth when it's dangling right in front of them. But I don't know, they're still cool.

Geminis are fun and easy going but they bullshit a lot and can be kind of untrustworthy as a result, but I'll still trust them because I'm an Aries. Also cause they make me laugh. All the Sagittarius in my life are pretty whatever (which is great), mind their own business and are fun to be around, except for one childhood friend but he's easy to ignore. Leos are arrogant fucks but are also really generous and still have fun. I enjoy fire signs way more than the others too, the bantz is top notch.

Also can see why people would hate Aries, even my best friends are like fuck Aries. But we're still fuckable.

>>18298899
M'lady *tip*

I can never find any shit on the Zodiac that doesn't contradict every other source on them. I'm an Aquarius - what does that mean?

Please

>>18298895
[spoiler]we dont[/spoiler]

2nd decan Pisces. Rising Scorpio. Moon Leo. Venus Aries....perfect^^

Also, Taurus is the best match for a Pisces, every book will tell you that, but I'm also speaking from experience.

Libra here. We're all crazy and delusional and can't say no because we understand why people are the way they are. Wish I had been born with energy and a backbone

How are aries people in general?

>>18298148
>Thinks that Christmas is actually Jesus' birthday and not conveniently scheduled to coincide with Saturnalia the big Roman holiday before Constantine
We get the tree and evergreen boughs and wreaths. Look it up. It was likely that Jesus was born in late July to early August. Since it would be way too cold in the desert Winter for people to be fucking with sheep outdoors also because of celestial events that coincided with his birth. Jesus is Leo. What? Did someone say Leo master race?

>>18298899
>*unsheets katana and tips his fedora*

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Pisces here.

I feel like I'm the worst, so I act like I'm the best.
Also, I was a premie. And thank God, because if I had been born a few weeks later, I'd be an Aries.

>>18297813
>>18297807
>>18297862
>>18298058
>>18298268
>>18298273
>>18298637
Sagittarius master-tarius

Guys, why is Gemini the most hated sign here and on social media?

pisces is secretly master race

but 99% of them will never reach it

The only reason anyone would hate on a Leo is envy.

It is known.

>>18299200
Like any other person, silly goose.

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>>18299067
Go to cafeastrology.com and get a free natal chart reading

>>18298356
Capricorn.

I don't know, I'm Taurus myself but I think I don't fit the passionate part.
I'm just not good at opening up to people. I have a good group of friends, but I'm only close to 1 or 2 of them, and even then I haven't told them everything about me.

I think that the good part is that we are loyal as fuck.

>>18299594
show chart

>>18299134
tell me more about your personal experience :)

>>18297807
>>18297813
I'm fucking a Sag, nasty bitch.
Scorpio master race.

You guys don't actually think signs make a difference, do you?

>>18300006
You'd be surprised how accurate full charts can be, same with full chart numerology.

>>18300030
What's a full chart? Link?

>>18300037
This sort of thing:
>>18298225

I don't have all the links with me atm (at work) but like 4 years ago I remember doing charts up for people on /b/ & /pol/ pretty funny how many of them were emailing me for weeks asking questions and getting me to do their girlfriends and shit.

There are a few things to watch out for when doing charts so probably read up on a few forums for the pit falls while you're starting out.

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>>18300051
wtf does this mess mean?

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>>18300057
getting an error trying to expand the .gif, tried uploading it again..

21 DEC for me!!!
>COOLER THAN JESUS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXK9ZeOVaUk

>>18300057
Forgive me it's been a few years, those are the connections between your planets.

Those coloured lines correspond to the symbols down the bottom which are like; Trine, Conjunction, Square, Sextile which are essentially positive/negative/clear/distorted connections between various aspects.

You can do the same shit with relationship synastry which overlays 2 charts. You can basically google something like Sun Trine Mars or whatever and find out what it means, some websites are better than others I'd suggest a few.

Tbh a basic thing to do would be to just lookup what the meaning is off each of your planets ie. what sign is in each planet for you and what that means for your personality.

I've always found Numerology more interesting though.

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>>18297802
Aries. Everyone hates Aries'. Typecasted as hot-headed, stupid, immature, annoying, and, well, "fiery".

Nothing I can say or do can change that perception. There is no winning.
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>>18299038

Case in point. I just never want to talk about when I was born sometimes. People hate me right out of the box, or scoff and roll their eyes. Can't "see [my] face for the horns". I'm the perfect person for some people, until I mention the month of my birth.

>>18300057
That's funny, I'm 15/11/1992.

So obviously you know your Star sign is Scorpio, but your Moon is Virgo, Moon being sort of like the emotional sign, the sign of the mind, yours being Virgo gives your mind and your emotions a lot of Virgo qualities, especially the quality of the Earth element, the skepticism, the analytical nature, the logical process etc.

When you're looking at compatibility for example you'll also be looking at your Mars to the chicks Venus and your Venus to her Mars, in a way I guess it represents, the interaction depending on who is in charge in that moment.

Your Mars ie. when you're in charge and showing masculine energy is Cancer still a water sign like Scorpio, if the chick has a compatible sign & connection (like a trine) in her Venus to your Mars it helps with the sex etc.

>>18300057
Try and find your ascendant/rising sign, it's essentially the mask you have when you meet others, their first impression of you etc.

>>18298225
>dat grand trine
I'm jelly of anyone with a major (good) aspect shape.
Also sag ascendant bro

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>>18299586
This is me. Am I awesome?

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>>18300069
In case anyone feels like reading it. First time letting the site compile one of these.

>>18300092
HOLY FUCK ANON!

>>18297843
my gf is a leo, and i beat that cunt any time of the day as a sag

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>>18300057
Use the Astroclick portrait for a quick overview, though it doesnt account for subtitles. (like how the planets in a T-Square interact etc)

>>18300092
It's not much of a reading because I'm a super amateur but I'm under the impression that you make a lot of hasty decisions (especially socially) then regret them later.

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>>18300069
I relate to this Aries situation. Anyone who asks me changes their mood to fearful distrust or asks me if I think I can beat people up or some gay shit like that. I'm not even a hothead they are basically faggots and shouldn't bother asking in the first place..

>>18300122
>I'm not even a hothead they are basically faggots
Spoken like a true Aries. :^)

>>18300121
A little bit of the opposite. I seldom make bad decisions in social situations, if not just seldom make decisions period; I'm usually the most mellowed of a circle. I never do something without thinking about it beyond a "yes or no" kind of situation- I'll take more than 2 seconds to consider (insert here), and this sometimes bothers people.

But, when I've thought about something, I seldom compromise or hesitate afterwards. Unless there's a really, really good reason. Like not being able to escape trial by fire sign.

Maybe I regret the inaction sometimes, I don't know.

>>18300121
I just realized this reads as a 4chan slam so I'll say I'm extrapolating that from the Sun conj Mars in Aries, then. Mars in Ares square the moon in Cap.
I suppose the Sun Trine Moon could be taken to mean you don't let it get to you too much, at least visibly, despite the overall emotional bent people might see with that cancer asc.

>>18300108
Lol I'm kidding, I know Square connections (the red squares) aren't necessarily negative but holy shit you have a lot.

Interesting combo of signs tho, Aries Sun, Capricorn Moon (?) & Cancer ascendant?

>>18300134
> seldom make decisions period.
Bro that's your Cancer ascendant, it's your mask how people see you in social occassions and your first impression.

>>18300134
That sounds like your Cancer ascendant (especially through the lens of your Capricorn moon.) Which makes sense. Your Asc is kind of your "first impression" to people, the part of you that handles the world around you. I was basing the social stuff on the fact that the planets were in your 10th house (which rules career) if that helps you to add context.

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aries - somewhat naive, bossy, very sex-oriented, starts every sentence with "I"

taurus - chill

gemini - two faced, unable to be upfront about anything, fun, clever, quick thinking

cancer - crybabies, gentle, deep anger issues

leo - huge egos but generally cool as long as you make them feel heard

virgo - overthinkers, worriers, detail oriented, really hard workers, secret freaks

libra - likes pretty things, leaders but sometimes passive aggressive, weak, funny

scorpio - sexual but secretly wants to be loved and taken care of, trouble showing emotions, pretends to be tough to hide the fact that they feel vulnerable all the time

sag - attention whores to the extreme, constant talking

cap - serious and work oriented but probably into some freaky sex stuff

aquarius - distant emotionally but extremely intellectual, irresponsible, scattered, interesting, unique, very humanitarian

pisces - so sensitive, easily lead, dreamers and poets, very passive aggressive

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>>18300154
Oh. I didn't know about the moon signs or the Ascendants. I guess, given that context, it does make more sense.

Maybe I can wear those on my sleeve the next time people talk about zodiacs in public.

>>18300169
It's the best way to impress your friends "I'm an Sagittarius!" "Yeah but whats your Moon sign? Or your Ascendant?" At least gets them talking.

>>18300169
Sure. If you're curious, the reason your moon effects your asc is because Cancer, the sign, is ruled by the moon. This also makes it your chart ruler (the ruler of the asc is always a chart's ruler) which means the planet has a little more impact on your chart in general.

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>>18300187
See the chart at the botton left with all those planets with signs next to them? You can google those pretty easily ie. Star sign Taurus, Moon sign Leo, Ascendant Gemini.

Pic related are what all those symbols are called you can look those up as well ie. Moon Trine Saturn etc, just make sure you're looking up Natal chart pages for those connections and not Synastry.

>>18300187
>pluto placements of all these charts
>feels old man

You're probably a pretty witty conversationalist. Quick impression is that you don't often connect to people in a way where they mean much to you, even though you're not awkward or quiet.

Jupiter's in Rulership, Cancer's in Rulership in the 2nd house, both of which point to you being good with money.Juper's placement sort of implies you'll have a pretty well-paying job, or at least that you'll have some sort of luck via service of some kind.

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>>18300207
Forgot pic.

I have no astrology sign. The fact that you people group yourself into one category that has a vague set of qualities is weird. The month you are born has nothing to so with the type of person you are. We're all different. Our personalities are a product of our upbringing and environments.

>>18300187
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>>18300209
I thought it interesting, considering the other shapes in the thread, what about chiron and true node+ the 6 grid spaces under those?
never really looked into these things so the details seem to escape me

>>18300267
True node+ Chiron are considered past life influences if I remember correctly. I don't know a lot about the nodes, but Chrion usually signifies an area where you have wounds, and an area where you will help to heal others.

>>18300267
AC is ascending
MC is midheaven

>>18299536
ma niggaz

>>18299556
gay sag dating a pisces, I've got a bigger dick and love abusing his cute little fishy pisces hole, he was pretty fucking dumb when we started dating but slowly improving, cant expect much from a fish, just saying your post is bs, he's emotional as fuck and easy to piss off so I'm constantly purposely pissing him off to fuck with him. he only ever sees one side of things and when he gets fixated on an idea he's hard to convince other wise no matter how dumb he's being. I feel like we fit our predicted signs pretty accurately though, but yeah right on being top tier for anything other then a fishy hole

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>>18300187
I like how your lines overlay, looks cool. mine looks like a fucked up rubberband ball.

i don't know anything about this beyond that

>>18300207
lol I was going to take your advice then i realized Uranus literally looks like spreaded cheeks

>>18300341
You need the grid or a list of the connections because measuring the angles yourself is a pain in the ass.

>>18300351
not sure what site everyone else uses for these, but does this work? piquing my curiosity

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>>18300375
lol jeez my bad. here it

>>18300341
>the extent of my astral knowledge before this rabbit hole began
As I read up things get remarkable, then depressing, I think I already died once or something

SAGITTARIUS
Could literally crush any other sign. Literally. Under hooves.

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>>18298770
Hey I found your sign Anon!

>>18300380
Lol what's with these shit graphs they look like they were made in Windows 95 paint.

I think Cafeastrology & astrotheme are much more user friendly...but basically:
>>18300211
>>18300207

I might be wrong but it looks like Taurus star sign, Libra moon, Virgo ascendant? You've got like a Moon Mercury Trine connection that sort of thing.

>>18300416
Oh I bet you're tonnes of fun.

>>18300431
Oh yikes

is it my annoying sag/gemini or something else?

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>>18298412
Oh shit, is this my life?

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How about le chinese zodiac?

>>18300435
No sarcasm, I love that combo but only in short bursts. I can't think of a more potentially optimistic person to be around though.

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What does it mean? Is it terminal?

>>18300472
Oh, thanks bro!
It's not hard to imagine myself being too much for some people since I'm definitely an over-talker.

>>18299129
This, except I'm leo rising.

>>18298169
Whats your sign and whats your trick?

Gemini here. I can't stand Leo

>>18300633
That's fine, all geminis are cunts anyway

>>18297813
this

>>18300416
>>18300474
>>18300187
whatisthisshit

i think capricorn and sagittarius are the best signs imo

90% of my family are Taurus, including me.
It's so cool, we are all chill af and we spend 3 weeks in April/may celebrating each others birthdays, party all month !

we are approximately 60, best family bond ever.
Anyone is in the same case ?

>>18298108
some of this is great, scorps and libras
and the cancers spiritual girls lol. my ex was a wiccan.

>>18297802
Zodiac signs are a millennia out.

Pisces male dating an Aries woman

Everything is working out well, did i do good lads?

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>>18297802
Leo here, thanks bro. I used to love a Gemini.

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>>18297864
Leo spotted

>>18300755
Don't go too feelsy on her and things will work out great

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>>18300633
I'm sorry I broke your heart. I love you get well soon

Barnum is pretty good imo

>aries
Big, bad, and mad. Manages to have a bigger ego than leo but isn't anywhere near as grandstanding. Loves most forms of competition and is prone to being a sorry loser. Doesn't know when to give up/give in, their innate stubbornness keeps them from doing or seeing other shades of life.
>taurus
Stern, stolid and unwavering. Every Taurus I've met has a very "grounded" sense to then. Some can be very modest with their actions and behavior while other are much more physical and engaging.
>gemini
Giddy, malleable, and frivolous. Everyone says geminis are two faced with a negative connotation, which isn't the truth. Sure this sign is prone towards contradictory behavior but that doesn't always mean they have bad intentions.
>cancer
Magnanimous, humble, and aloof. This sign is the most polarizing I think, a negative person with this sign can get so low they forget who they are. On the flipside these people have emotional depth like no other and have the tendency to heal others without wanting or trying to.
>leo
I'm a Leo typing all this shit what more need I say
>virgo
/na/
>libra
/na/
>scorpio
Enigmatic, diffuse, and sleuthing. I've known many scorpios and they've all had a flair to them. Relationships with them are tricky though it's easy to get on their bad side and just as easy too see theirs, and focus on it.
>sagittarius
Control freak, dreamer, oddball. Sagittarians usually have a weird quality about them that's charming or esoteric. Out of the three fires signs they are definitely the most tame. However this doesn't invalidate the fact that Sagittarians are the biggest fun seekers.
>capricon
Stern, wise, unforgiving. These people are very hard to read as getting to know them and their feelings is much like climbing up the proverbial hill.
>aquarius
My personal favorite. Bubbly, contradictory, and reflective. These guys tend to reflect whatever energy you throw at them so be wise with how you deal with them.
>pisces
/na/

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What can one say about my chart?

I'm an aquarius who was born on a super stormy Monday in a desert. Can anything be said about that?

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Why does my chart seem to be all over the place when i compare it to others?
Also I'd like a reading please i have no idea what means what

>>18300069
>>18300122
it kinda sucks. aries is the most misunderstood sign.

that one sag seems to get us tho

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>>18298300
>>18297884
My niggers

Who do people hate on Aries? We take the lead. If you don't like it, take command yourself.

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>>18297802
First time I've ever done one of these

Could somebody please read mine?

>The fucks it all mean

>>18300474
>>18300886
What is this?

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How the fuck do you read these and what does this mean

Pisces sun/ Cancer asc/ Cancer moon
how fucked am I?

>>18300932
not at all.

if ur a girl

>>18300933
kek
im a boy fml

>>18300937
i guess you're a complete opposite of a macho?
and you are psychic ?

>>18300943
Can you analyse
>>18300886

Thanks

>>18300943
yeah I am the opposite of a macho and I have this fucking parental aura that attracts all types of misfits, outcasts and losers. I am not the faggy type (flamboyant, annoying feminine high pitched voice) but still very little masculine. I am an emotional mess and barely accomplish anything because I cant detach my emotions from what Iam doing so I always fuck up. Psychic? I guess so, but I didnt really exploited this, although in any given environment I can feel the emotional substratus of things. Any tips on how to improve my psichic abillities?

>>18300946
i can't sorry. some of those are easier to read to me than others. and yours is very much alien to me

i suppose your family home was (is?) strict but fair, there's a lot going on there. you are like a mediator in the middle trying to glue everything and everyone. you are either in the process of getting higher education in your home town?

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I'm a Leo and it feels good mane

>>18300955
Strict but fair is very accurate, my father was the strict one and my mother was extremely fair/empathetic.

I may be a mediator, or I'm supposed to be, but I'm disillusioned with the world and can't be fucked to help anyone right now.

The Scorpio who reaches Phoenix is best sign though guys.

Cancers, Taurus, are prone to lose a stable mind, however Geminis, Virgos, Aquarius are faster at processing information. If i wasnt a Scorpio ill probably want to be a Capricorn desu pham.

>>18298169
I am Cap sun with mars in scorpio 8th house.
& Ascendant Aquarius, people view me as a dreamy hippy because that is what I let them think, you are right I stay in the shadow.

Best thing for Capricorn is some kind of gardening or leisure activity that involves nature.

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libra, obviously.
>>18298108
>implying im not a manipulative libra that just wants to use my ability to feel what people want to make dosh

imagine being an empath, and then imagine hating everyone.
and there you have a libra.

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Personally I don't use western system and tropical zodiac, but just looking from perspective of patterns I have neat t-square, it's good to be powerhouse of energy.

>>18297802
The best sign is whichever sign you currently have. This was picked by/for you to develop certain traits/skills/ or learn lessons for your soul development

I am a Virgo, and an INTJ - which means life is hard, but I think we're more self aware than other personality classifications.

Leos are the worst. They have bright personalities that lure you in but are so selfish and manipulative. Everything is about them. They're loud but say really stupid things (and others follow).

Pieces are confusing and emotional. I end up falling for pieces because they're the hardest to figure out (for me).

Cancers are needy and overly critical.

Aquarius are people pleasers and wish they were Leos.

>>18298818
>They use their brains for evil and manipulation because it's fun to them

pssssshhh... nothing personnel... kid...

it's just fun to fuck around with people

>>18297802
>implying one entire sign expresses itself monolithically
End the shitposts Op

You guys realise that the dates recorded for whatever star sign you are at even relevant anymore? The Earth has moved so the constellation of your zodiac isnt even the one that was visible during your birth. Anyone who claims that they possess the specific traits of their sign is fucking retarded since they weren't even born under the sign they claim to share traits with.

Every Zodiac is what they are. They're all equals in one way or another.

Pride is getting the best of a lot of you.

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>>18301051
That's gangster

>>18301096
>are at
*aren't

>>18300448
am doggo

>>18301096
>was Pisces before
>still Pisces after the revision

Hey, you can go fuck yourself now.

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>>18301074
They are probably talking about archetypes.
This is why I don't resonate with western system, people using it operate through buzzwords not through principles. If you want to say anything about lets say virgo archetype. You start with something like that:
Virgo is earthy sing so is practical and grounded in material world.
Virgo is tamasic(Vedic guna) sign so is motivated by avoiding or solving problems.
Is of dual modality what makes Virgo flexible, they can start something new or stick to known path.
Virgo is feminine expression of Mercury, where he reflects upon all details of the world and see things as they are, looking for imbalance and details that bring problems.
From perspective of Virgo mercury rules also 10th house what shows their serious nature where they are aware of results of their action(10th house represents deeds bearing the biggest impact ).
I could go and go using Vedic principles but I'm too lazy for that.

>>18301096
Western astrologers use tropical zodiac that have nothing to do with stars, it's based on seasons, relationship between sun and earth. Vedic system uses sidereal zodiac with lunar mansions what is more aligned with constellations but is not perfect also.

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>>18297802
that sentiment when leo
that sentiment when i'm a beta fag with no motivation, friendless, handless, hugless, kissless virgin
that sentiment when i can't even get proper erections anymore despite being 24 lvl
>l-leo m-master race

>>18301113
I also forgot to say that identifying yourself by position of the Sun is gay as fuck.
Sun represents soul in birthchart and believe me we rarely experience energy of our souls or express it, we mainly perceive and operate in the world through lenses of the moon that is our mind wiring(mind in eastern sense, mind+heart).
Of course it is modified if in radix we can find certain connections.

Cancer sun Sagittarius ascendant kek

>>18301118
Just live life to your own beat, do you really want affection or the status that goes with being in a relationship as being seen as "Normal"? That is the bigger question you must ask yourself.

Yes, I am a Virgofag if people are curious.

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Can anyone tell me what this means?

>>18301145
Yep, Virgos as a archetype are quite good at thriving in solitude, they have power in 12th house because sun rules it from perspective of Virgo asc.

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I don't uh... I don't know what this means.

Shameless asking for help interpreting

I'm a Virgo. I lovehate myself

Libra is best and refined, Aries is hothead troglodyte.

>>18300902

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE LINES

>>18300777
Nobody?
I'm very interested, does anyone want to read my chart?

>>18300902
Shit man, you are extremely competetive

>>18301201
>>18301316

I am seriously going to get hemorrhoids if I never figure out what all these lines mean man. Please do my anus a solid here and help me out here

>>18297802
No fucking doubt Scorpio is the best sign/ After that the Serpent Bearer. Hope you guys know that there are actually 13 zodiac signs? Not 12?

>>18301341
These lines in western system are called aspects, they show what kind of relationship have planets(pieces of your consciousness related to different areas of life ) in your birthchart.
Red ones are squares and oppositions, they represent tensions and energizing of forces, they provide challenges which we go through and gain strength

Blue ones are trines and sextiles, they show harmony and easiness between planets but can make you lazy as fuck.

To be honest I have different definition of aspects because I use Eastern System, so western aspects I view more as a patterns that aspects.

>>18301353
If you use western system the last thing you should give a fuck about is Ophiuchus.
Tropical zodiac has nothing to do with constellations.

>>18301388
I don't know much about vedic, what's the best way to learn?

>>18301388
Could you interpret my stuff? Please mate would be appreciated

>>18301179

>>18301388
Hm. I guess I have a better idea of what i'm looking at then. It's just difficult because I'm not used to looking at... whatever this is. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take how almost every other chart in this thread has close to a dozen red lines while I only have 2, and a ton of green and blue ones.

Thanks mang

>>18301418
You didn't even post chart with valid time, so without ascendant I won't do much, but some general remarks, and I use sidereal zodiac btw.
sun and moon in virgo indicates analytical mind and heart, bunch of planets in Libra with rahu shows some kind of fast evolution in realm of relationships(venus), education(jupiter) and analytical mind(mercury), all happens in realm balancing your own desires with others, maybe you are some kind of deal maker.
Saturn is aquarius is superb, there is area of life where you are extremely serious about and very commited to.
Major flaw is mars in Cancer, you probably base your actions on emotions, not on principles, you can be pretty nasty when someone try to be emotional with you.

As I said without ascendant I can't do shit.

>>18301470
>>18301201

Fuck, i'm going to be one of those guys, but can you interpret me as well? I'd rather hear it from someone who has had a longer interest in this than me

>>18301470
>some kind of fast evolution in realm of relationships(venus), education(jupiter) and analytical mind(mercury)
>maybe you are some kind of deal maker

this rings true so much mate

i'd have to find my birth certificate

thank you man

>>18301107
Wow that attitude is so pisces :^)

>>18301485
You used some shitty software but fuck it.
Asc in Leo indicate vibrant path through life but sun is in sixth house in capricorn what shows tendency to fight with others for position or for simple dick measuring.
You are materialist probably focused on work and maybe too indulgent, mars as a yogakaraka in 2nd house indicates luck with money but nature of mars make you probably spend a lot from what you earn, also quite forceful way of speaking, using information as a weapon(mars+gemini), it shows also intense focus on hobbys that probablt translate into work. with venus in Cap you are probably looking for more dedicated partner, but you are very picky and look for ideal(sun+venus+jup).

Also your moon is with Saturn so I see some kind of heavy, serious approach and emotions, it is also shown by stellum in Cap that is ruled by Saturn.

I could check Dasha cycle to see what kind of karma is ripening for you but I'm too lazy for that.

>>18301537
lol, well thanks for putting up with it :^)

I seriously appreciate it man. What should I use instead?

>>18301556
It doesn't matter for me because I don't use western system but astro.com has neat way of showing western chart and its easier for me to translate it into vedic chart in my head.

You could say at last if I made some good shot.

>>18301537
C-care to make it a lucky third? This is mind bogglingly cool and you seem to really know your shit
>>18300886

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>>18301563

I think you described me pretty well, although I disagree on being materialistic. When it comes to speaking I can easily become overbearing, but I make friends easily. I can read people very well, and weasel people into gossiping pretty easily about things they normally wouldn't want to talk about. I can be blunt, and I get emotionally charged pretty easily.

So yeah, you're pretty on target my man.

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Can I get a read on my chart?
What does it mean?

>>18301564
Ok anon, I like your chart, some similarities to mine.
In Vedic you have Virgo asc what indicates path through life where you try to make sense of details around you, congratulation.

First thing is combust ascendant lord(mercury) in 7th house in pisces, rather difficult because you tend to work and count on others when virgo asc operates best when working alone, also it seems like you have relationships with quite overpowering people, especially when it comes to their beliefs and worldview, and theories regarding reality. Also too much solipsism is seen from combust mercury.

Your work and education is probably messing with your peace and homelife, because of sixth and five lord saturn is sitting in fourth, but you have quite impactful position with this jupiterin 10th or maybe your actions have impact and you are aware of that very deeply.

Mars and venus in fifht house in Cap is pretty neat, showing earnings through education and creative work, maybe some mechanical engineering joining beauty, strength and order.

Moon in scorpio in 3rd is quite turbulent placement showing how imagined fears and too much ambition can lead to mental state of threat but when it's managed well it gives penetrating mind and heart that is able to dig deep to the matter of things.

>>18301598
yeah with being materialistic I forgot about moon in Pisces that is rather open to metaphysical stuff, you being here is good proof of that.

>>18301608
Shit man, are you scion of royal or very influential family maybe?

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>>18301688
>Shit man, are you scion of royal or very influential family maybe?
Nah, I'm a worthless N.E.E.T. nobody lmao.
What makes you say I'm important?
Are you just pulling my leg?

>>18301705
First of all I use sidereal zodiac.
You have similar combinations to Bashar al Assad, saturn in 4th in Aquarius and Sun in 10th in Leo(I don't know what fate has in store for you but don't count on that you will be Neeting all your life), even Venus in Libra in 12th indicating spouse from foreign lands is same as Assad's.
Are you absolutely sure about your brthtime?
bunch of planet in air sings and powerful mercury indicates very abstract thinking person, maybe something that have to do with IT or science on very corporational level plus research and going deep into matter of things. Pretty much chart of some autistic CEO of IT corp that like to lock himself and do research.

>>18297881
Crabman telling you to DELETE THIS

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>>18301741
Interesting, your reading is pretty accurate.

>something that have to do with IT or science
That sounds a lot like me.

>bunch of planet in air sings and powerful mercury indicates very abstract thinking person
Again sounds a lot like me, I tend to be that guy who's way too meta about everything and ends up sounding condescending as fuck.

> Pretty much chart of some autistic CEO of IT corp that like to lock himself and do research.
Once again very me, take away the " CEO of IT corp" part and that's most of what I am right now.

>Are you absolutely sure about your brthtime?
Actual time is around 13:27 If I remember right, is that majorly important?

Thank you for the reading.

>>18301826
Time is of utmost importance because it marks ascendant degree, when you have ascendant you have lordship for every planet and thanks to that you know which house(area of life) certain planet rules (I use whole house system btw.).
Knowing that I can evaluate what kind of karma is ripening in this lifetime for a person.

>>18297843
My sister is a Scorpio and I'm a Leo, we fight all the fucking time and never are able to shut each other up, so this is bs.

>>18298108
>feed their ego

TOU JUDT DESCRIBED EVERYONE GO FUCK HOURSELF REEEEEEEE WE ALL EANT ATTENTION AND LOVE I HATE YOU I HA YLY I HATEOU

Only WUTISTIC PEOPLE ARE INTO ZODIAC. EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW WHOSED INTO ZODIAC HAS BEEN ON THE SPECTRUMS

>>18301962
I'm amused with oversimplifying like
>My sister is a Scorpio and I'm a Leo

Believe me people, you are not pure archetypes and basing your interpretation on position of sun is gay as fuck. In most cases moon will tell more about your bonds and relationships with people.

>>18301978
"I'm amused with oversimplification" OHHHH HOW FUCKING PISH OF YOU YOUODDAMN fAGGOT

IM AMUSED BY YOUR FAGGOTNESS

YOUR AMUSED???? YOU GONNA BE AMUSED WITH THE QUEEN OVER SUM TEA AND BISCUNTS YOU CUNT

YOU OVERSIMPLIFY, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID MOST SCORPIOS CAN SHUT LEOS UP


FAGGOT BRIT LIMEY TEA SIPPING EAS ENDER WATCHING FAT BRITISH FUCK

OHHHHHHH IM SO AMOOSED BY THE PEASANT


FUUUUUCK YOU

>>18301964
If we are talking about leo we have to say that attention seeking is absolutely the lowest quality of that sign. Leo operates best when is like the Sun, giving generously warmth and filling with hope and power, imagine Sun that want to take power all for itself, and attention seeking is not in nature of the sun, Sun doesn't care about attention.
Attention seeking is common with weak sun(in libra for example) where man seek approval and can't feel powerful without bunch of followers that indulge(Venus) his ego.

>>18301987
I didn't say that anon and I'm not even native english speaker fampai.

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>>18301858
>Time is of utmost importance
I just re-checked the time and it is 13:27

Also attaching an updated chart which is saying now that I'm actually a Leo.
Have I done something wrong?

>>18301995
Now it's much better, do you like anime? like jerking off to hentai, you have venus with rahu, jupiter and moon what tells me that you have rather unusual taste(not normielike).
I checked your dasha and you are in jupiter period, it really shows you expanding in the realm of knowledge and research and education(more like selfstudy), 2017 will be some kind of blast where you will experience some kind of hyper acceleration with your endeavors through 2017 18 and 19. Then you will start saturn cycle, considering position of your Saturn it will be time of rooting yourself through building home or some shit.

>>18301990
If sun is strong in Leo, then how is that sign attention seeking if sun isn't by nature?

>>18302028
Leo is not attention seeking, its satvic sign motivated to do good but we live in corrupted times(it's not Sat Yuga) so we have opportunity to see corrupted qualities of signs.

Psychology of Leo is more like seeking things to illuminate them with their presence, it's like actor giving performance to the crowd of people.

And important thing to understand that Sun and Leo are almost the same thing (Sun is pure consciousness and Leo is how Sun feels)
Attention seeking is shown by weak Sun or planet In Leo that don't like being there(Venus, Saturn) and rahu in Leo also creates eclipse on that energy so man seek power in outer world instead within.

>>18302026
>do you like anime? like jerking off to hentai, you have venus with rahu, jupiter and moon what tells me that you have rather unusual taste(not normielike).
As much much as I hate to admit it, that's scarily accurate.

>you are in Jupiter period, it really shows you expanding in the realm of knowledge and research and education(more like selfstudy)
>self-study
This is all I can think to try and do most days.

>2017 will be some kind of blast where you will experience some kind of hyper acceleration with your endeavors through 2017 18 and 19.
Not gonna lie, that sounds terrifying and daunting, but at least if change does come I might be able to make something of my life I guess.

>rooting yourself through building home or some shit.
This makes a lot of sense, my biggest and most realistic goal by far is to make a self-sustained home in the woods and bug-out of society.

Again thank you for the reading I found it quite insightful.

>>18302060
>As much much as I hate to admit it, that's scarily accurate.
I have also Venus with rahu in Libra so it was easy to catch fampai.

Wish you best, it's good to have something to pursue, shit, I should focus on my stem studies and here I'm doing simple astrology readings, why I'm even into this shit, it hard to be good goy for some people it seems.

So Leo's are supposed to be alpha males and shit right? Why am I not that?

>>18302076
I will also add one thing.
When we have Venus with rahu(north node of the moon) and venus is in good dignity(libra, taurus, pisces, aquarius, capricorn) then we can see person gravitating toward otherworldly beauty like 2D girls.

>>18302091
First of all you are not Leo, some part of your internal matrix carry that energy and knowing that you use tropical zodiac I can assume that your Sun is in sidereal Cancer. I don't want to argue which zodiac is better because both are legit but I can't say much using Vedic principles with western system.

>So Leo's are supposed to be alpha males and shit right?
somebody that has dominant Leo... Yes, Donald Trump has powerful Leo ascendant with Yogakaraka Mars there.
But one thing to ponder is that very important theme of the Sun and Leo is sacrifice and purification in fire, Sun to give life and warmth is burning itself, so are Leos.

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>>18302108
>>18302108
ehy would you read my chart please? you have an interesting take

>>18302134
Sidereal Gemini asc with mars and moon in 1st it's like I'm my values, my achievements and my wealth(pretty intense emotional thrust toward those things). Also great focus on studies, knowledge, information and interests regarding order, planning interconnected systems or organizing space(material or non-material).
Exalted Venus in 10th as a 5th and 12th lord indicate impact on outer world through creativity and beauty.
Are you into making games or some shit? Or maybe architecture?
I don't see turbulent life or enormous problems, maybe health can suffer because of intense emotional competitiveness.

>>18302178
>Are you into making games or some shit? Or maybe architecture?
well my dream is to publish a videogame I invented as I was a kid in primary school, but its just an ideal and a bunch of sketches and drawings as of now. What does it say about love life?

>>18302196
Not bad , you are probably into jovial, optimistic and nerdy girls that are hot also.
I can't say much about when because I don't have your birth time so I can't check Dasha cycles.

>>18302212
3/3/1993, 12:15 PM