/div/ - Divination General - Rebirth Edition

First shitpost.

ughhh the OP picture.

visual depictions of parasites gross me out

>>18295177

>tfw you were the parasite

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Doing readings
>Favorite Gemstone
>Query

>>18295213
>ruby
>is it really that bad?

>>18295213
>Ruby
>Can you just read for me anything I absolutely need to know?

>>18295213
pearl
should i go with my plan involving the military?

>>18295213
Ruby
Whats wrong with me

>>18295213
opal
what should I do?

>>18295213
Opal
Is my goal the right one? is it "pure"?

>>18295220
I think it is but you will end up happier, though I could be talking out of my ass

>>18295213
>sapphire
What is the theme of my life.

>>18295213
Sky Blue topaz
When will i get a gf

>>18295213
Ruby
Future love

>>18295213
Selenite
What does A feel about me?

>>18295232
thanks and i hope you're right about being happy

>>18295213
Emerald
What's my next bfs looks? Is it someone I already know

>>18295226
Everything is wrong with you.

Last reading

>>18295213
Emerald
How do I solve this reoccurring, nagging issue?

>>18295248
Lol got missed in last thread and this.

Thank you for the readings you did you give, though.

>>18295183
So was everyone.

Doesn't change facts.

>>18295213
Emerald.
Should I continue to try to become a good reader?

Like divining.

eww pregancy is so disgusting

>>18295268
If you're not being a sarcastic asshole, I agree with you.

>>18295266
What is the truth anyhow? It's a matter of perspective. Get over yourself

>>18295248
Lol, fuck.

>>18295273
Why so assblasted?

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>>18295183
>tfw your dream involves no more parasites worldwide

>>18295281
WW3 now.

>>18295268
>>18295177
Why do I have the sad feeling it's women saying these things? Do you hate puppies and kittens too?

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>>18295280
That is a gross misinterpretation of my words. I cannot be upset by you. I don't even know you friend. Perhaps you are taking /x/ too seriously. Here let me point you to one for people like you

>>>/d/

>>18295285
one can only hope

>>18295290
You do realize not everyone has to like human babies?

That doesn't mean they don't like baby non-humans.

>>18295293
Sorry, don't go there.

>>18295290
Taking a shit is natural, that doesn't mean it can't be gross and disgusting.

Vomit is natural. It's not beautiful.

Babies are legitimately parasitic. Sometimes they can even kill the mother.

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>>18295213
>rock's
>what's next?

>>18295299
YES.

>>18295296
But if human babies are parasites, so are puppies, kittens and every other baby mammal. So those would be equally disgusting?

>>18295290
I love kittens and puppies but human babies are so fucking disgusting, yes I am a female

>>18295305
Not after birth, no.

And they stop becoming parasitic after a while.

Humans do not.

>>18295305
>not realizing every living thing is disgusting

>>18295305
I think birth and pregnancy are a very gross process.

>>18295272
nah I am not sarcastic I fucking mean it babies are so damn gross

>>18295308
>>18295309
And now I understand why so many "next bf" queries.

>>18295298
Oohhh I'm so scared. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals Psi Ops Team. I have slain over 50 men! I'm in the wire now. I'm coming for you! You're dead kiddo.

>>18295317
Kek, just because of that?

That's unlikely.

>>18295322
Do you ever speak for yourself or is it always copypasta?

>>18295241
Interesting gem.

>>18295317
KEK!
men now days don't want children actually its weird that a guy wants to have kids now a days

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>>18295290
Modernity is corrupt.

>>18295336
>implying men don't also have cosmeyic surgery to look better.

Nice sexism there.

I've got a couple of questions for any readers (or anyone really) that would like to answer.
1. How does divination work?/What is it that ties these techniques together?

2. What is your model of the universe?

I'm interested in whether practitioners have the same general understanding of reality, and what that understanding is.

>>18295335
How often are you dumped?

>>18295336
Modern feminism is extreme but that picture is a bad argument. women did that shit back then to. Also its not affordable to be a housewife for a lot of people.

>>18295348
>1
Psychic abilities, mostly.

All in different forms.

And some are just really good at guessing or noticing things.

>2
What do you mean by this?

>>18295348
Divination picks up on our awareness and ability to connect things. It can also be intuition, precognition, and possible outside guidance.

For me, I very much align with Buddhism, Samkhya, and Quantum Physics.

They all go into the paradox of existing while at the same time being nothing.

Raja Yoga describes it well where there is an ocean. That ocean has waves. Those waves have bubbles. Those bubbles and waves are still the ocean.

So something like that.

>>18295351
That has nothing to do with not liking pregnancy and birth.

>>18295351
women aren't vessels for you to put your disgusting sperm in. sex is so unnecessary such a primal disgusting thing

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>>18295322
>Pic related, it's me

>>18295353
Not to mention women don't have to be housewives.

>>18295328
You don't seem to know me very well. I'd offer you a reading but you know what? Eat shit.

I refuse you service. No wares for you.

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>>18295347
This is relevant to the post. A version for men would say that nowadays men don't want to work hard and establish themselves as competent providers, that they simply want to spend their money buying drinks for some floozy for a quickie instead of investing it in their future. It's not sexist if you oppose the lack of BOTH gender roles in modernity.

>>18295367
No, I don't.

I never even knew you existed until now.

I didn't want a reading, anyway.

>>18295369
Gender roles are retarded.

Plus Hitler was an asshole.

>>18295361
I want to be someone's vessel 2bh senpai. It must be nice to have want to send a part of themselves to the future through you.

>>18295371
Then stop fucking trolling a thread specifically for readings you piece of trash

>>18295378
I'm not even trolling, honestly.

I'm waiting for the right querent.

Nice assumption, tho.

>>18295376
*to have someone want

w-woops

>>18295376
If it truly is a want and not some quick, emotionless thing.

>>18295385
You won't find him today. Your hostility will be your undoing you fuck. Go die.

>>18295376
You want that from a high paid chad. You wouldnt want that if they were short, fat or ugly.

>>18295395
Whatever you say, lad.

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>>18295375
> blue pill : the post

>>18295396
Not really.

Chads are retarded and are only good to look at.

Any woman worthwhile go for the average guys.

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>>18295396
>>18295404

>>18295400
So sorry you like to be what society wants.

>>18295396
I'm 5'9'' and I see hot <5'7'' guys often. I like men that are a bit thicc too.

And sure, if a Chad with great genetics wants me to have his children then I must obviously be doing something right.

>>18295404
Worthwhile women go for worthwhile men. And neither are the average person you meet.

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>>18295399
You have made a very powerful enemy this day

>>18295408
Talent and substance.

Instead of some dumb retard with good looks as the only going point.

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>>18295409

>>18295413
Dude, whatever.

Kill me with a hex, who cares.

>>18295412
Depends on where you meet, but you're right.

>>18295357
>>2
>What do you mean by this?

I mean what do you think reality is? It's an awkward question I'll admit. Obviously a 'full' answer might take whole books to get across but whatever you can be arsed with, no wrong answers.

>>18295358
Funny you should draw a comparison to water and the ocean. Just as I made my initial post I was thinking how consciousness is like water. It can take many forms and many routes but it always end up back in the ocean.

>>18295413
He can't keep getting away with it

>>18295418
Nice projection there.

I don't take drugs, expect anything from the government, drink alcohol, or smoke.

>>18295422
I am not some common street magician. You will be your own undoing. Don't go up to random people challenging their intelligence, not all are timid.

>>18295414
Anon said high paid chad.

>>18295428
Reality is what you make of it.

Obviously no really retarded shit like "I'll wish I was a superhero so I become one" thing.

Unless you meant like a superhero who saves people without powers.

>>18295412
Is anyone on here worthwhile to date

>>18295441
A high paid Chad is still a Chad.

>>18295443

no

>>18295443
Cat People might be, and a lot of other readers are.

But the Anons, probably not.

>>18295443
You're in a community full of tfwnobf. What do you think?

>>18295443
Nah, here we're all common trash.

>>18295439
I was never challenging your intelligence.

I was merely asking if you ever posted your own sentences.

Obviously you do, so it matters not now.

>>18295443
>4chan
>worthwhile to date

I don't know, you tell me

>>18295456
Whenever the girls on here post pics they are hot

>>18295464
But crazy.

Beware.

>>18295464
And yet most are single.

>>18295468
So is most of 4chan.

>>18295460
Ah, well what separates us from them is retractable claws.. I apologize..

>>18295433
Assuming I'm male.

Noice.

>>18295468
Tons of crazy chicks with bfs irl. These chicks problems involve them having High standards and hung up on exs

>>18295471
>OMG did you just assume my gender you shitlord
It's a meme you dip.

>>18295470
No, you are quite right.

My negativity will kill me.

Been contemplating it, honestly.

You know how it is.
(Well, probably not.)

Cats are my most favourite animal ever.

>>18295474
I don't care for memes, so fucking sorry.

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>>18295443

>Hello sexy ladies! I like you! I like sex, very much! I take you here and make sex with you, yes?

>>18295473
Not all, but a lot.

>>18295478
No problem, apology accepted ;)

>>18295481
Borat, pls no.

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>>18295485

I have prepared the wedding sack.

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When will Hanz find his gf? Psychics it's your turn.

>>18295481
Keks. Many keks.
>>18295443
Depends; i'd say there's at least a few good couples that could blossom from /div/ if people wanted. I've seen many anons with similar traits and hobbies pop up, even once I did one read after the other and practically though "well shit, these energies should get together; great potential here"
>>18295464
That's because of biased data; only the attractive post pictures. It's just like if you were to ask every guy what their dick size is everyone will say 6"+

Also, good morning everyone. Hope you all have lovely days.

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>>18295315
They're such a joy. I can't wait to have kids. The months of pregnancy won't be great, but if I could I could provide them with a good life, raise them properly, etc, that would be an aspiration.

>>18295443
bv and newhelp

>>18295500
I'm a dumbass, so forgive me, but is that Karl Marx?

>>18295499
>tfw no one will find your energy attractive

>>18295500
dubs of truth

>>18295496
he will die a virgin

>>18295506
I got them feels.

>>18295504
I see someone hasn't been seizing the means of education

>>18295500
>bv and newhelp
hi sailor moon anon.

>>18295499
Have a lovely day, Empath.

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>>18295511
Oh snap!

>>18295496
What happened to h**z anyway? I don't see him posting anymore.

>>18295511
Wow, what made you figure that out?

The fact that I specifically said I was a dumbass?

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>>18295504
Don't play dumb with me commie
>>18295514
That's not me
That girl had a cute voice. I sound like I smoke a pack or cigs a day

>>18295499
>i'd say there's at least a few good couples that could blossom from /div/ if people wanted
Time to start a matchmaking service.

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>>18295523
>getting triggered by a joke

>>18295530
Dude, I'm not playing.

I literally am that dumb.

Yes or no.

>>18295530
Post voice

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>>18295507
aye :^)
>>18295499
I vote Empath for matchmaker
>>18295535
Yes, it is
You could've reverse searched the image
>>18295537
I'll stutter because of nervousness so no

>>18295544
My phone doesn't do that and it's my only access to the internet.

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>>18295544
dubs of communism

>>18295522
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18256061/#18256061

>>18295506
>>18295510
Not true, in fact I've found a good few energies throughout my readings that are very attractive to me. You'll be surprised, the problem is in this day and age everyone is so worried about face no one will take the plunge to chase after that "sudden feeling of attraction you can't explain"
>>18295516
You too anon <3 doctors today so hopefully they can sort my back out
>>18295531
I've thought about this, I won't lie; would help anons here. Speaking of that, I Actually had some keks last night talking to a friend about a magazine she had with a bunch of love spells in it.

Actually, i was gonna try and do something special for the /div/ anons here for Christmas, but not sure if it'll work out.
>>18295544
Kek, I won't lie, that sounds like fun. You're up first then.
>that pic
I love this. New screensaver added

>>18295554
That's true.

I have tried, but they refused to admit they had a sudden attraction to me so I stopped.

>>18295549
Did anyone help him?

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>>18295547
>>18295547
It's funny, I always get dubs, trips and quads to a disproportionate degree. What is the meaning behind this synchronicity? ~paranoia setting in~

>>18295554
>Kek, I won't lie, that sounds like fun. You're up first then.
Hopefully my energy is tolerable enough for another human being to somewhat enjoy.

You should do that Christmas matchmaking thing. It actually sound like a good idea and even if only one happy couple comes out of it, that's enough for it to be worth.

>>18295560
Don't think so. He will stay there forever.

>>18295549
Why was he admitted?

How can they keep him if he doesn't find a new home?

>>18295514
>implying sailor moon anon likes newhelp
that's emily

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>>18295582
Tried to burn down his appartment and kill himself, he livestreamed it too. He was admitted several times now because he is a danger to himself and other people. It's not the first time he tried to set his place on fire or kill himself.

>>18295589
Was he bad person?

Thank you for telling me.

>>18295443
Heh, most likely not. My experience with /div/ men is that they will lead you on just like another.

>>18295557
Topkek. Well played anon
>>18295572
I have no doubt; I've only really met a handful of people that just make me go "nope, don't want" and even then I'm sure there's people out there who like them.

The Christmas idea was actually a little different. I was going to read with a new deck I got, and then have people choose a card they want and I'll ship it to them. A silly sort of way to make the community feel a little closer together like a family.

>>18295592
Hard to say. He is severely insane.

>>18295595
any other* I have not been soundly proofreading anything lately.

>>18295595
Who led you on?

>>18295598
How insane?

Because wanting to kill yourself isn't insane in and of itself.

Lots of people do it.

>>18295588
>emily likes bv and newhelp
>newhelp likes sailor moon anon
>sailor moon anon likes bv
>bv sleeps around with his students
emily and sailor moon anon should give up on both and make a lesbian couple

>>18295612
He is very schizophrenic, it runs in his family. Believes the world is a simulation, the illuminati are mindcontrolling him and prevent him from having sex, believes his imaginary wife is getting raped by 4chan agents...

Tried to put his appartment on fire to escape the illuminati, stabbed his fridge, randomly attacked a group of men outside cause he thought they kidnapped a woman, pulled a knife on his mom because he thought she's a demon and then the german swat had to come to make him submit (it was all in the news and the articles were posted).... so, yeah.

>>18295617
He doesn't sleep around on his students

>>18295597
Readings soon?

>>18295577
Nope.

He's out.

>>18295588
I've been spotted. Sailor moon girl should like him too, maybe not as in dating. He's a decent guy from what I can tell.

>>18295597
That's a cute idea :) I wonder if other anons would be into that. If there was enough of us then I'd be into that for sure.

>>18295617
>should give up on both and make a lesbian couple
I'll consider that as a last resort kek

>>18295608
That is not for me to publicly reveal. All I'll say is that I let it happen on two occasions, and they were both readers, so take that as you may.

I am, however, done with wasting my feels on this type of shit.

>>18295621
Ah, okay.

Thank you.

>>18295639
This.

>>18295639
You're slandering the best reader to grace these threads

>>18295639
Proof?

Are you sure she isn't okay with it?

>>18295532
The only thing that triggers me is your eyes.

>>18295656
Who cares if she does? Its none of our business. Also she's young so she doesn't know any better.

>>18295639
Are there more readers with drama?

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can anyone do a palm reading
or even just a general div reading
bday is Nov 12/88
i always associate with the number 4 too

>>18295631
That I will be anon. Let me get dressed and grab a coffee; I'll do a handful of readings after a game of Overwatch or two
>>18295633
Who knows. If any anons are interested in that idea, please let me know. You guys are a family to me, I wanna get you all something for Christmas.

>>18295660
What?
explain

>>18295665
>No love line
One of us one of us
Gooble gobble gooble gobble

>>18295665
Not a palm reader, but you have nice hands.

>>18295666
Implying any 16 year old is rational. Either way its pathetic to be jealous of a 16 year old.

>>18295671
i do on my other hand, thats my left lol

>>18295632
Shit for real? How?

>>18295668
I am interested.

>>18295674
>asking for proof of said claim means I'm jealous.

Say what?

>>18295678
Idk, but his Facebook has recent updates.

I think he may be on meds now.

>>18295666
>>18295682
>>18295674
She's over 20.

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>>18295672
thanks anon

i work with my hands, surprising they look good today haha.. plus its awkward taking pics of yours hands lol

>>18295671
this better? lol

>>18295665
>>18295671
I can see the heart line and marriage line but weak... I'm not a palm reader btw, just a curious person

>>18295670
Just being silly, anon.

But I bet your eyes are amazing.

>>18295688
at least we cant say empath dates underage girls. good for him.

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>>18295668
>You guys are a family to me, I wanna get you all something for Christmas.
Aw <3
Our little magick family

>>18295688
I said over 16 as an example.
I didn't mean she was.

>>18295679
>>18295697
Any idea on decks? Feel free to toss in suggestions from aeclectic, and I'll put it to a vote. I was thinking a Christmas deck if they had one to keep it festive

>>18295695
>Y-yours t-too
Thanks, I guess.

>>18295705
Mine are a boring dark brown.

>>18295703
Yule?

>>18295707
I'm also boring dark brown.

>>18295714
>doubt.

So dark they look black in certain light?
And then look light brown in intense light?

Any yellow rings or spots around the iris?

>>18295718
rat eye's brown

>>18295718
>Any yellow rings or spots around the iris?
Not that anon but I do, is that bad?

>>18295696
Why are you dissing alari? She's 7 years older but who cares age is a number. What is your problem?

>>18295721
I'm no doctor, but I think not.

I have them too and it just might mean you may be like me.

They look amazing.

>>18295668
Cool I look forward to your reading,

>>18295719
Rats are cute, tho.

So are their eyes.

Brown eyes horrible. So boring, so ugly and plain.

>>18295597
This idea is sooo cute Empath, I loved it lol.
Maybe someone should give away an easy love spell like a Christmas gift (not with a name, but to increase love in their lifes).

>>18295725
Maybe we are fake brown/true blue eyes... did yours change overtime or was always like this?

>>18295703
Don't know of any, sorry

>>18295723
I think they are dissing Empath, not her. No one had even brought her name up until you did.

>>18295731
What eye color are you, smart guy?

>>18295739
Brown myself. I hate them, hate to look at them in other people. They are so inferior to blue eyes. Dark brown eyes, I mean. Just like two dark shit dots.

>>18295734
Mine were always like they are.

>>18295728
I'm a cute rat now
Thanks

>>18295736
Correct. The readers who get slandered the most are the ones who receive attention from the opposite sex. Really makes you wonder if there's any validity to them.

>>18295741
Personally I see different brown eyes differently.

I used to think as you do, but I only consider my own eyes boring or plain.

It depends on how deep someone is.

I am a boring person and have a dead stare, so boring eyes.

>>18295742
Mine are getting brigther... welp I hope I'm not getting blind

>>18295744
:3

At least rats good.

You could be any other brown-eyed animal you wish.

Do you like rats?
Or something else?

>>18295746
Or maybe she is too smart and discreet to ler her drama spill over here.

Except she is dating Empath so she can't be that smart.

>>18295749
Forgive me for asking, but do you feel as if there is something inside of you?

>>18295710
That deck is super adorable, but I've never read with Leno. It is only 36 cards so that's a nice number of anons to give away too (I doubt I could find 76 people who share the same idea of family in /div/ haha).
>>18295726
<3
>>18295723
>>18295736
actually if you read that anon had my back; wasn't slandering me at all
>>18295735
That's all good. I'll collect a bunch of cute ones and make a pill
>>18295732
Kek. I'll have a look around and see if I can't find one to add the the Christmas gift when I post it
>>18295731
My eyes are blue and I like them, but brown eyes are really attractive. Reminds me of very dark amber.

Can we all just agree Poliwag is the most attractive reader here?

>>18295752
Favorite animal? I love hawks
but brown-eyed? rats are cool
What about you?

>>18295741
Dark eyes have a certain quality to them that when light reflects off their surface, is comparable to the night sky.

>>18295764
pics? never seen him.

>>18295500
>>18295633
>>18295588

>Dubs of truth

Sailor and i are just friends. That's all there is, really.

>He is a decent guy

I try :)

>>18295758
Define something please?
You mean physically odd or haunted?

>>18295768
>tfw no wedge-tailed eagles as brown-eyed favorite.

For brown eyes? The wedgie.

For animals in general? Wolves or any type of cat ever.

>>18295718
I have dark brown eyes with gold rings. The gold rings are "stress" rings.

>>18295769
Thank you, anon.

I think so, too.

>>18295781
That depends.

>>18295776
Like something is under your skin.

Anybody doing readings now?

>>18295760
>anon had my back
no, i didnt. ironically congratulating you on not being a pedo is not having your back

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>>18295769
All eyes look cool when they get hit by light. But the reality of brown eyes (in normal light and circumstances, without zoom or enhancement) is that they are boring and lame as fuck.

>>18295760
Empath, how old are you?
I usually forget about gossip, but I have the curiosity of a cat and you know what they say about them, so I asked myself that question.

I found it quite entertaining that they are gossiping this hard lol, like "we doesn't have readings, let's talk about the readers".

>>18295769
nigga wut

>>18295787
What eye color are you?

And that's not true.

Some eye colors look awful when hit by light.

Blue eyes are an example.

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Well since no one is giving readings.

I need
>Gender
>Sign
>Query
>A word that describes how you feel right now

I don't know how many i will do and might take some time between readings

As Always, hope I can help.

>>18295782
Depends on? Don't leave me hanging lol. I used to think mine were just plain but on some occasions they do take on 3 different shades of brown with a burst appearance plus the golden color. They do intrigue me.

>>18295783
>>18295798

>>18295755
Most of the gossip is "[reader] fucked ___, what a terrible person!" In reality, the only people who would be triggered by this are people who were rejected.

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>>18295777
>cats
Favorite cat?
I really love pic related.

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>>18295731

y-you take that back

have any of you done any readings regarding the upcoming election? who did you have as winning?

>>18295792
I'm an up-and-coming reader, thank you.

>>18295800
Depends on if you're like me.

>>18295798
>>Gender
M
>>Sign
Sun in Leo 12th house
Full moon in Aquarius 6th house
Leo rising
>>Query
Why are people always being fucking wack to me, talking shit and gossip in my back and such

Tbh i'm not a douche, nor a betafag or being a faggot in general

I'm just fed up with this shit it's been since my childhood and i'm not one to look for trouble

>>A word that describes how you feel right now
Indecisive

Thanks

>>18295798
Hi NewHelp, hope you can help!
Male
Sag
Been dicked around with my job search efforts - bit the bullet and reapplyed to my last place of employment, but not sure if I would want to go back here even if they offered me a job. Can you give me a reading on the state of my work search and if there is any indication to go back or to not and keep trying elsewhere?
Haywire
Thanks heaps

>>18295806
ikr, I kind of think that how they even care about it, I mean, is not like we really know each other in here! I found it amusing.

>>18295798
M, libra

Will I get the results that I want on my exams?

>A word that describes how you feel right now
drained

>>18295798
female
cancer
What did my ex originally see in me?
sore

>>18295806
Exactly!

I was trying to make that point.

>>18295807
My bro hates them, but I think they're sooo cute.

Wild cat? Margay.
Big cat? Siberian tiger.
House cat? Ragdoll.

>too many cats.

>>18295811
That's great. I don't really care about the gossip, honestly. Probably tomorrow I will have forgot what I read today lol.

>>18295787
I feel bad for you. You'll never understand the absolute depth there is in having someone's darkened gaze pierce into you.

>>18295785
Oh, Kek. My bad. Carry on then.
>>18295792
I'm 25. Yea, at first I took it very personal; I'm a bit of a softie like that. Now I figure it's gonna happen with or without me and I love /div/ like a family so I might as well enjoy the company here.

>>18295798
Female.
Leo/Virgo Cusp.
Will I have a good future?
Exhausted.

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>>18295782
>Like something is under your skin.
There are moments I feel like I want to rip my skin off and run away from myself. My eyes are like the right one in the pic.

>>18295838
Anon, I...

Do you feel a pull to a certain animal?

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>>18295797
I have brown eyes myself.

>brown eyes
>good

Just compare the shit-brown part of his eyes with the blue one.

>>18295798
Female
cancer
Is my bf the one?
Empty

>>18295845
Felines mostly, why?

>>18295826
Same.

My memory is like a seiv.

>>18295849
That brown is what makes that look amazing.

The blue is meh.

>>18295832
hey empath! are you doing readings today?

>>18295832
I understand, it's not cool to be someone people is talking about. Oh, but you are really young! I thought that they were this "omg" because you were forty or something... I think they are jealous (I'm 27, so I didn't said it like "I'm too old" lol, bc maybe it get out like that)..

As in any family or group of friends, there are problems, gossips and issues... I'm very happy you embrace us as the crazy people that we are.

I do like you, you know? I think you are an amazing person :). There is this saying about "If people talks about you is because you are more interesting than their lifes", so don't bother with it, please.

>>18295854
Ever dreamed in first person as one?

A very vivid and realistic one?

Ever acted like one?

Just trying to figure something out.

>>18295798
Male
Sagittarius
Can I get a love reading?
I know that most querents don't do love reading, so that's why I asked.
My original question is, how is my love life looking?
And If you don't want to do a love reading, then I would like some insight Into my future, basically how does my future look i general?
Thank you in advance!
And uh...I feel ok.

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>>18295855
>That brown is what makes that look amazing.

Yeah, stay delusional then. Dark brown eyes will always look boring and like poop outside of your brown eyes hugbox.

Why is almost no one wearing brown contact lenses but there's a huge demand for blue and green lenses? Why do light eyes always score the highest in attractiveness surveys?

>>18295825
You really like cats.
I just call them hairless cat, cat that looks like X.

>>18295873
Because people are shallow assholes?

Really, anon...

>>18295798
>Gender
F
>Sign
Cancer
>Query
What is next year going to be like?
>A word that describes how you feel right now
Hopeless

Thanks, senpai

>>18295859
>Ever dreamed in first person as one?
Oh... I had a recent dream I was a lioness at the beach playing with a female cub. In front of me I saw my lion playing with the other two male cubs. I knew I was a lioness but I had the mind of a human being while I was playing with the little cub's paws.

>>18295873
Stop being such an annoying faggot - all eyes are attractive in their own way, brown have the potential to have the most piercing/fiercest stare. Fuck off with your insecure eye agenda.

>>18295876
Sphynx cat.

Yes, I do.
I have a problem.

>>18295798
>>18295798
Male
Capricorn
Hopeful
Next gf (maybe scry)

>>18295881
That does it.

That confirms it.

I'm so sorry, anon.
I wish I could help you.

>>18295817

I see a tiger trapped on what looks like a bear trap. He is not alone, another tiger tries to break the chain but his keen doesn't let him.

Well it's pretty obvious, you seem like you are always on the fence anon, you might be always assuming the outcome of your relationships and closing them before even starting.

Also you might give a feeling of hidden intentions.

"Funily" enough this reading seems to actually advice you to be more of a loner. There are things you need to fix and people to let go it seems.


Not entirely sure of this reading, feedback would help if possible.

Hope it helped

>>18295890
Confirms what? I'm possessed? Don't scare me anon O.o'

>>18295883
Nah, we all have an obsession or are heavily interested in something

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>>18295882
You can fuck off with your hippie "everyone is beautiful hurr durr" shit you tumblr-faggot. It's just wrong. You can be in denial all you want. Dark Brown eyes are considered the least attractive eyes on the planet by far.

Lots of people from all cultures who try to lighten their eyes, wear contact lenses or even get eye surgery and the BIG MAJORITY of them go from brown to light, not the other way around.

Why if brown eyes are so good? Cause they aren't. Light eyes appear bigger, more youthful, more vibrant, less dull and ugly.

>>18295897
No, no, no.

Calm down.
It's a natural thing for you, don't worry.

I want to tell you, but this is /div/ so har-har at anything physically supernatural.

>>18295838
Mine are like the pic on the right as well, just a darker ring on the outside. Want to be friends? Haha.

>>18295904
I said so already faggot.

Because people are shallow assholes.

>>18295904
as someone with green eyes, i don't get why its green eyes

>>18295912
>thinking something is beautiful makes you shallow
>not liking ugly shit colored things makes you shallow

>>18295913
The blue group is still winning overall if you add them together, cause there's more colors that fall under blue like grey.

>>18295911
If you feel like that anon does, sure.

I hope I'm right because this is great news to me.

>>18295904
And? Who gives a shit? Make the best of what your given and stop rationalising and hiding behind studies weakling.

>>18295904
I want amethyst eyes

>>18295918
A lot of people care or are interested in eye color, they play a central part in appearance and how attractive you are.

Does anyone want to trade readings?

>>18295798
NH, I'd like to know about your accuracy in your readings. Thanks.

>>18295929
You do realize what people see as attractive is different, right?

And the vast majority are retards.

>>18295929
“a lot of people” again, who cares? Unless you are so concerned with others opinions, in which case you have much bigger problems than eye color to worry about.

>>18295906
kek you're being cryptic so it's hard to guess but now I'm very curious of what it really means

>>18295911
of course princess ;)

>>18295934
List of accurate readers

Io
Empath
Eli
Bv

Welcome to /div/, enjoy your stay.

>>18295882
>Fuck off with your insecure eye agenda
This.

>>18295944
Thank you.

>>18295943
Do you have a way to contact you for a short period of time?

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>>18295904
Wtf is up with everybody making green the best eye color? Why makes it even more greater than any other eye colors

Before anybody calls me jelly or whatever then look at pic related, they're mine and i opened eyes wide enough cause i normally have squinty eyes

So what up with green eyes

>>18295950
>not even triggered.

Wow, project harder.

>>18295950
>tfw brown eyes BDD

ITT: we post the best thing our ex did for us

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>>18295798
>Male
>Virgo
>How do I permanently kill the pain / fill the void and find lasting inner peace?
>Hollow

>>18295957
>keeps replying and throwing damage control
>"I-I'm totally not triggered guys, b-brown eyes forever! #shiteyepride"

>>18295950
Time the move the goal posts aye? And the only person here getting triggered about eye color is you.

>>18295961
Not by killing yourself, that's for sure.

>>18295943
<3

>>18295961
Not a reader, but i hope everything goes ok for you.
Luck, anon

>>18295965
But I'm not.

I'm literally laughing at how retarded you are being.

>>18295953
Green eyes are supposed to be rare, comparatively, so I think that's why people like them so much.
My grandmother has grey eyes.

who is the hottest /div/iner

>>18295967
Why? I'm aware that brown eyes are ugly and look like shit. You're the one in denial not willing to accept that most people prefer light eyes because they look clean, vibrant, bigger and young.

>>18295977
>I-I'm not mad I swear! H-Hah, I'm actually laughing about you! I love my poop-eyes!

2/10 for the attempt

>>18295980

cheeswick

>>18295980
Nobody knows and nobody cares

>>18295980
Can't ever say. There are tons of anon diviners and ones that haven't posted photos of themselves.

where is empath...

>>18295980
Thoth

>>18295982
You sound insecure.
Yeah, brown is a shit-tier color, let's move on

>>18295987
Accurate.

>>18295982
Maybe stop projecting so hard.

>>18295984
More like cheesdick, amirite?

>>18295819

I see a bullsfight, the matador is challenging a great black bull. The fight it's quite intense, and although the Matador manages to pierce the bull several times, ends up falling to it's horns.

Humm interesting vision, I think you are the Bull actually, which is pretty good considering he is the victorious. You will get a lot of stress in this job search of yours but you will persevear.

The job per say seems actually really nice and might bring [great] opportunities to grow if done right.

Hope I spoke the truth and hope it helped.

>>18295984
what does she look like?

>>18295984
>>18295980
Yeah. Cheesewick is super hot.

>>18295982
I get that your loving the attention, but you need to work on your insecurities. The only thing holding you back is you, not eye color. And if you are using eye color as some superiority thing, as in because your eyes arent brown you are somehow better, then you are even more retarded and need a slap on the back of the head.

>>18295996
Fucking KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>18295994
>>18296004
It's insecure of you to get so butthurt over a simple fact.

>>18295995
You're boring me now just like your eyes are boring and plain.

>>18295980
NewHelp is one smoking hot guy.. Mmm.

>>18296006
Too bad, so sad.

>>18296007
Post dick

>>18296001
post her pic

>>18296011
SFW board, bruv.

>>18296006
yeah, I'm insecure about my eyes, it doesn't matter.
Do you feel better now? Do you feel accomplished?

>>18295998
Thanks NewHelp - I hope you are right! Funnily enough is my surname contains a bull reference, so thats uncanny you saw a bull specifically. I’ll keep at it then (with this place), see how I go.

>>18295856
Yes, coming soon
>>18295858
Kek, I'm not 40...I wish; I wanna be an operator grandpa!
Dawww thank you darlin. I'll keep that quote in mind; many thanks for the kind words.

>>18296013
I asked for it a few days ago but she ran away. Tried searching for it. I really want to see her lopsided tits

>>18296017
Good anon. Maybe next incarnation you will be blessed with beautiful blue or green eyes.

Where the hell am I when you guys post pics of yourselves? :S Must be 'oh anon is at work -post- -post--post-'

>>18296011
/x/ being safe has always been the bane of Dick Readers here...

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>>18295970
Not planning on trying, I haven't got the energy or psychological fortitude to try again and even if I where, I wouldn't whine about it here, that would give me time to think about it, which in turn would only make things more complicated.
Still, I very much appreciate the sentiment of your comment Anon, thanks for reminding me of that sage piece of advice. :)

>>18295975
Thank you Anon, I hope your life finds you well also. ^_^
Best of luck to you Anon.

>>18295980
Who cares?

>>18296026
I feel the same.

New Thread:
>>18296031
>>18296031
>>18296031
>>18296031
>>18296031

>>18296019
Please post it here Empath: >>18296031

>>18296029
Well I feel like a dick now.

I didn't mean to offend.

I've been there and I also have a gaping vortex that can't be filled, so.

>>18295950
You make me laugh, really.
I have brown eyes, I wish sometimes I have them of another color, but I love them.

They are not "oh-everyone-thinks-they-are-attractive"... and your point is?

I will not even answer anything else, this is nonsense.

>>18296026
People get pissed when readers post pics of themselves so people don't really do it anymore.

Oh good, it's about time to move to a new thread and forget that people actually argued over eye-colors.

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>>18296006
It's not your eyes that make you unattractive. It's you being overall ugly.
Brown is considered less attractive because it's the most common color. The rarer a thing is, the more value it has.
Do you know anyone who has been rejected for having brown eyes? Lots of celebrities have brown eyes and are still considered attractive. In fact, all Kardashians have brown eyes and they are the current trendsetters, people want to copy them in every way. Eye color is pretty irrelevant in a person's overall attractiveness.

>>18295951
sorry the delay, laptop is being weird, my email is [email protected]

>>18296058
>Brown is considered less attractive because it's the most common color. The rarer a thing is, the more value it has.

Incorrect. Dark hair is considered the most attractive hair and yet it's the most common. But eye color wise, blue and green rule over brown by far (in terms of how people perceive and desire them)...

Of course people with brown eyes can be beautiful, just not AS beautiful as with light eyes. Also the Kardashians underwent heavy plastic surgery and make up treatments. The pictures are also taken with flash, so the eyes appear lighter and less dull.

>>18295943
>>18295971

My kik is ShiftingDark.

I could explain better there.

>>18296055
Just let them finish it here. I'd bet that the same people participate in most of the arguments here.

>>18296007

I used to be mad at you but i just love you now fake NewHelp <3

>>18296069
>dark hair is the most common
How many people do you know with natural dark hair? I only know Asians.
But my point is that eye color is pretty irrelevat. Blue or green eyes can't save you if you're ugly.

>>18296018

Thank you for the feedback!