glitches in the matrix

>>18294403
Ok? How is that a glitch. The dude just ran off.

con't

I texted his sister and she said he didn't tell her anything about ever coming back here. On Monday when I was talking to him during my drive back he asked if I still wanted to go to New Orleans this weekend and I said yes. So we had plans. But now it seems he's fallen off the face of the earth and possibly isn't coming back. I've never met someone more in love with me in my life and I can't understand why all of a sudden it's like I never met him. One of my friends suggested I Tyler Durden'd myself, but he's obviously real because I talked to his sister. The burner phone number rings but no answer. wtf is going on

tl;dr Working in Birmingham and met someone awesome now apparently they don't exist.

>>18294408
Because I'm really good at reading people and he wouldn't have just ran off without any words at all. Esp after we made plans. I'm starting to think he didn't exist lol

>>18294416
You were desperate for someone cool. You met him and it turned out he didn't like you. Not paranormal or a glitch.

>>18294419
He did like me. He bought me a plane ticket to meet his family and told them all about me. Like I said I'd never met anyone in my life that dug me so much. He told me there was a lot of turbulence on his flight back, even the oxygen masks dropped. Maybe he died and came back in a different universe.

>>18294425
So you're telling me sone random guy you knew for a few weeks bought you a plane ticket and was going to introduce you to his family. Now that's paranormal. Did you take this flight?

Kill yourself

>>18294432
Hello captain, I contemplated it because he was such a neat person. We would have had so many babies

>>18294431
No it's not for another couple weeks. But yes his grandma, mom, sister etc. all knew about me. And he was dying to take me to RI.

>>18294437
You got ditched. Hilariously, probably just wanted to fuck you. Most likely already canceled the plane ticket so when you try to fly there they will either charge you for another one which you sound dumb enough to do or you'll commit suicide because "he likes me"

I'm not a nigger

>>18294442
I didn't get ditched lmao. I won't try to fly there if I don't hear shit from him. I'm a good read of people, I know when people are fucking with me or not.

>>18294436
You really should just do it, don't contemplate, you might think yourself out of it

>>18294449
You got one pump and dumped

>>18294455
What the hell pissed off the captain so much?

>ITT: I can read people. Some guy I was talking to up and disappeared but I know he likes me.

>>18294467
Get back to work asshole before I get you dishonorably discharged you cuck!

>>18294444
Nice.
>>18294449
Yeah, you're dumb. In the mean time if you'd like to hang out with me, I'd be more than happy to schlong you for a while until this guy comes back into your life.

Also did you guys ever fuck? I'd ditch too if you never put out in two weeks.

>>18294471
Kek

>>18294471
I let him cum in my eyes. I read his emotions and they told me he wanted that. He loves me I know it I know he disappeared but he's trying to find me

I also practice wicca so I did a love spell on him

>>18294476
>Cum in my eyes
Yeah he wanted to cum in your whispering eye you tard.

My schlonging offer still stands. Hell, I'll ever offer that once he comes back he can prep the bull aka me.

>>18294480
The undenying love spell will keep him trying to find me

Show your tits ya dumb whore you know the rules

>>18294485
Uuuuhhhh huuhhh. Riiiiiiiight. RP fag. Move on gents.

>>18294488
His dubs are correct we need a timestamp as well

>>18294403
>>18294410
>>18294416
>>18294425
>>18294437
>>18294449
>meet a random ass person and fuck hours later
>Literal nobody, stolen truck, throwaway phone
>bolted because he's a loser dude
>HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME OR ELSE MUH MATRIX GLITCH

This fucking female delusion

You want attention cunt go to /b/ and tell your shank stories.

>>18294471
Yeah we did. I didn't think it was very good, but his personality was great. I'd do it again if he comes back lol. But yeah we did a few times. He made plans to go to New Orleans with me this weekend.

>>18294515
She better bring her tits

>>18294502
Maybe. The shitty part was I have a bf in Houston too that's smoking hot and great in bed. I was just kickin with this other guy over here out of boredom and he was fun but then I accidentally started liking him. On my drive back I realized I liked the Alabama guy more and didn't know what I was gonna do because my HTX bf is gonna move in with me when I get back. Oh well I guess that situation worked itself out. Fuck it.

>>18294530
This is definitely bait. If not kill yourself

>>18294541
Not bait. I am legitimately confused. And it makes no sense. Matrix.

>>18294530
>cheat on bf
>bfs been fucking my best friend for a while