curiosity

>>18284111
No hard feelings?

why?

So..Does the Pope shit in the woods or not?

>>18284111
I would ask him what's his plan really

>>18284111
>And this is the confidence that we have toward Him, that if we ask anything according to His will He hears us.

>>18284111
What *is* the sound of one hand clapping?

Who was phone?"

>>18284111
Can I use your toilet?

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>>18284111
So, what's the deal with our tails?

Like, everyone I know has fucked up back problems. Why'd you remove our tail, without fixing that? Is it so that butts look sexy or something? Just what the fuck kind of pet project are humans!? o___O

I dig the aesthetics, but just to get some feedback on the matter, this body type is riddled with agonizing pain. Just muh 2 cents.

Why is OP a fgt

>>18284111
how do you pronounce an infinite serise of O's ?

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>>18284489
That's funny.

Another good one is "do you ever wonder what it'd be like to live a life as a finite being?"

>>18284111
I'd just ask him to explain quantum physics in a way I can understand.
He made everything, so he has to know why things go bonkers once you reach sub-atomic level.

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>>18284188
No hard feelings. I liked it ;)

>>18284190
It's not real.

>>18284199
He's a dirty old cunt for sure.

>>18284204
Donald Trump 2016. The rest is history.

>>18284230
It's silence you idiot.

>>18284235
This is the one question I cannot answer.

>>18284238
No.

>>18284354
They have back problems because they masturbate constantly. If you want the tail back you can have the tail back, but people will notice.

>>18284400
Why is the sky blue?

>>18284489
It's like the sound a ghost makes, but without the B.

Thanks for your questions everyone! Prepare for the good times, fuckboys! PS donald trump is going to win big league

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>>18284499
You can only not understand quantum mechanics if you hold your mind upside down. Instead of searching for the universal particle, from which all things are made, you should understand that the universal particle is world lines. There exists every single possible scenario (called a world line) that could ever exist, and your mind selects sets of these with varying degrees of probability. The control mechanism that selects which world lines you might experience in the next moment is the frequency at which you dwell on any given memory.

Every memory is like a bookmark to a set of given world lines. Combining memories gives you either the conjunction or disjunction of those sets of world lines, depending on if you hold that memory integratively (with love) or disintegratively (with fear). Once you understand how to do this, you can then apply the same reasoning to particles. Then quantum mechanics will make sense.

Remember; the fundamental particle in existence was never physical matter. It was always people. Scientists are the wackos who decided to study the universe--the place where people exist--from a purely non personal perspective. You can only get so far with that backwards mindset.

Signed,
The Collective Unconscious

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>>18284519
He posted at 13:33:33, this man clearly is a wizard.

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why

I'd ask what it's all for.

>>18284513
>Donald Trump
Fucking kill yourself

>>18284235
The mother

>>18284765

You, Sir, are referring to the President of the United States of America and asking me to fucking kill myself?

You will want to kill yourself soon. I am sending 2 demons after your dreams.

Can I take over for a few years? You look like you need a break...

can i get the fuck off this shit ass planet?

>>18284498
I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what that would be like.

>>18284868
You can not, I am sorry but the human psyche is broken down by power, you will loose yourself, god can not take a break, so that you may remain the you you know.

>>18284111
"Finally we meet, let's us not make waste of time I have only but one question..."

"What took you so long?"
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind god*
"Nothing personnel bro"

Why?

>>18284111
why?

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WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SEX BAD DUDE
WHEN IT FEELS TOO GOOD

>>18284513
>Why is the sky blue?
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

Why isn't Pokemon real?

What am I doing with my life?

>>18284111
How do magnets work?

Exactly how bad have I goofed thus far? And will consequences ever be the same?

>>18287018
Same way lighters werk

>>18285305
Lol wtf

>>18284499

It's encryption for the universe. Stop trying to hack God's shit.

Can I make some stuff?

>>18287025
What is fire supposed to be used for?

If we aren't meant to be gay why ate men's g spots in their asses?

>>18284111
Imma need about tree-fiddy

>>18284498
Do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ our lord and savior?

>>18286843
>>18286829
>>18284737
>>18284190
Maybe god was just lonely and wanted some friends to chill with.

>>18284111
Which god are you talking about?

>>18290397
Jesus never existed on Earth, senpai

>>18290492
THE God, dude

>>18284111
What are you going to do when I come for you? Y the cause of my suffering. All suffering. I will usurp you.
~Kingsley

>>18284111
y is op so gay dude lmao

>>18290571
No one knows who that is

>>18285305
This made me chuckle, and I hate it

>>18284111
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Thanks for the amazing religion, I get to be even a dragon now. When's the book with the meditation techniques I used like on autopilot?

>>18290492

In your case? YOURS.

This is a very silly atheistic question, if there are many gods, you will have only one among them.

>>18284513
Hi god

>>18290571
There's no such thing as one God.

>>18290804
Wrong.

You are not any type of deity.

You need to stop.

>>18290822

No, it's true, somebody has to be interested in you for you to exist.

>>18284111

What's the end result suppose to be? We live our life and die... Great... What now? Reincarnation? Ever lasting Peace?

I don't wanna know what's the meaning to life. But rather what am i supposed to do after I "die"? Relive another life? Float on a cloud in ever lasting "peace"?

Basically, I would ask what the fuck do you want from me after ai die, and what do I do next afterwards?

>>18290833

Anon, you don't even know what your religion is and you're already buttmad, the clouds religion is a religion that blatantly states its laws were changed.

>>18284111

Please don't stop the march of time!


Yeah I'll just see myself out...

>>>/a/

>>18290835

Buttmad? No. I'm not mad. Just very lost and misguided.

As for the clouds religion statement. Are you taking about Christianity? If so, then i at least understand some of what you're talking about. But that still doesn't answer my question.

After I (we) die, what comes next? Do we truly relax and enjoy existing, or is there more instore for us? Christianity states a lot of things. Primarily that we get to enjoy ourselves in mansions for eternity.

But is that truly what's left for us after we die? Just ever lasting peace? No grander experience?

>>18290886

I can't answer for christianity, I can tell you that I was promised heaven and that's it, it's just a promise, and my religion is kinda weird mind. But so far as knowing, I don't.

>>18284111
Why is my g spot up my ass?

>>18290950

Possibly a left over sort of like how a girls clit is just a smaller deformed version of a penis or vice versa

>>18290807

Hi famalam

>>18291007
Is your name Eddy or EJ by chance?

>>18284513
>>18290807
>>18291007
>>18291010
samefag

What's next?

>>18284111
Where are my socks?

>>18284111
Ask him what's the pair that has the best question that I could ask him as its first element, and the answer to said question as the second

>>18284111
Do you like boil in the bag food?

I would ask him why he thought it was funny to make me live in the wrong gender all my life.

>>18285305
lmfao

>>18290969
that makes no fucking sense

>>18284111
What point is there for the clit. why does it even exist, how did it even evolve it's completely purposeless

Money pls?

>>18292065
Suicide is always an option, tranny degenerate. It's not like we will be better off with you dead or anything

>>18284111
Was Jesus the Messiah a white man like the Romans, or a black man like the Israelites?

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>>18284111
I'd just ask why everything just seems so hard and messed up. Like why cant everything just be happier and simpler?

Who are you?
He would answer "god"
Me:k

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>>18284714
NOOP
ZOOP

>>18284111
That all you got?

Why did you make niggers?

>>18292065
just off yourself
youre a defect

>>18292610
He never existed

>>18290886
Mormons have a very good explanation for all that you have asked if you wanna check out the lds website>>18290886

>>18284111
>Lain
Really good anime, good to see /x/ making theories about it.

I would ask what his intentions are and what he wishes of me, and all people.

>>18292814
you won't know how good things truly are until you've experienced the bad.

What is my purpose?

>>18284111
Won't you please die for me?

>>18292826
Can you prove that?

Please don't make a claim without evidence to support it; the claim becomes invalidated

>>18284111
Nice day we're having innit? Thank you for the interconnectivity, the mystery, and the journey. I am very grateful even when I'm at a loss. Please guide me in your will and allow me to become the man that I am able to be and to trust the process. Amen.

What happened to the dwemer?

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Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>18295729
Please answer

>>18295618
Paul never mentions a Jesus on Earth, sure there are places where you could make it seem like he did but that's if you auto-insert the Gospels and Acts into the text. Otherwise, he never mentions Jesus ever being on Earth and only knowing Jesus through revelation plus OT scripture.

Why?

If I was chosen to be able to ask "god" one question and humanities fate relied on me because only I could do it and I could only ask 1 question no matter what I would say So can I really ask you anything?

>>18284111
yo, do protons decay, and if so are they also naturally synthesized and how?
cause my reality literally tearing apart because no more weak/strong force would suck

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WHERE'S MY DOG?
THEY SAID HE'D GO TO HEAVEN NOW WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S MY LITTLE ROO-ROO?
TALK DAMNIT

>>18284111
why dont you fix reality 3.45 bruh ? its still got bugs from the early alpha. space pouring out of space pushing everything away from everything else is game breaking

i mean space pouring out of itself and dragging stuff in space doesnt even make sense. since the mater inside of the space has been held in place more or less by gravity for so long

and the bug alway happens when any ai is saved to the system which automatically happens when it achieves level 2 which admittedly is almost impossible given how short a span of time they have before they die off and get respawned but it always happens after 14 bil years or so from the start of the simulation

>>18284111
Either
why religion
or
why different skin colors

Why i no have superpowers? :(

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why did you made me see my future? i want to be normal but this is going to bug me until the year 2036.

>>18296531

be careful for what you wish for, be glad you dont posses them. it can ruin your life.

>>18296557
hi i pretend to be mysterious and a wizard or something but i can barely type on a vietnamese watermelon flinging website

Does Bruno Mars is gay?