/div/ - Divination General - Drama Llama Edition

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Divination doesn't work, it's just your mind playing tricks on you. Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>18281982
sure showed me.

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>>18281982
Salty about an empty love life?

4th for autism

>>18281989
Someone is projecting hard. What's the matter, cuck? Did I interrupt you in typing out your next request for a read? :^)

>>18281982
>I didn't like my reading

>>18281992

Joke's on you. Your life is meaningless enough to waste your time on us.

Maybe mommy will get you some tendies to make you feel better.

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>>18281996
What's wrong with not liking bullshit?

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>>18281989
>>18281992
>>18281996
>>18282002
stop letting shills derail the thread please. thanks

>>18281982
Trick's on you, I have no mind!

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>>18282002
>not believing schizophrenics and tarot cards are able to tell you the future on 4chan equals meaningless life
>this is what /div/-cucks actually believe

/shtpst/ - Shitpost General - the reads are "made up" and the queries don't matter!

>>18282015

>wasting your breath on something that otherwise has zero effect on you
>this is what autists believe

>>18282012
>SOMEONE IS SAYING SUPERNATURAL FUTURE TELLING POWERS ON 4CHAN ARENT REAL???? SHIIIIIIIIIILLL!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!

-tips tinfoil hat-

>>18281992
>Projecting
Nice assumption, but no, I'm just seeing a pathetic person trying to upset people.
You will be ignored as >>18282012 is right.

Lets test readings then shall we.

Readers get in here and tell us something only we would know.

>>18282017
>wasting your breath on something that otherwise has zero effect on you

You're literally retarded if you don't realize that this is exactly what you are doing yourself right now.

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>>18282019
You seem really upset and defensive. Looks like I hit a nerve because you know I'm right, but don't worry just enjoy your delusions.

I'm sure a reader will show up soon and give you a reading about your next girlfriend. Totally legit.

>>18282022

That's akin to you burning down my house because you don't like the color I painted it.

Anyone want to trade readings?

>>18282007
>>18282015
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>>18282018
This.

>>18282027
I'm enjoying myself making fun of the crackheads in here. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally open to some proof but I know it's not gonna happen, not in this thread.

>>18282029
I shall flip a magical quarter for you if you wish. It answers yes or no questions, sometimes its right and sometimes its wrong. It seemed fairly good earlier.

>>18282032

Your life sure is empty.

>>18282038
The projecting never ends with you guys.

>>18282029
No one is probably going to be doing readings for awhile, dude. I just wouldn't right now. Lol

>>18282042
Yo. If you got a life, I guess since the rest of us don't, why aren't you out on a Saturday night?

>>18282042

You're spending your time in a thread you don't like.

What kind of masochist are you?

>>18282032
The guy posted proof in the last thread what else more do you need?

>>18282032
>open to some proof
>I know it's not gonna happen

the mental gymnastics skeptics go through 9.9

>>18282026
>girlfriend
Yeah, no I just hate stupid people and you keep making assumptions about me, great.

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>>18282045
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>>18282050
>all these /div/ cucks in full damage control mode

This is what happens when you make fun of their delusional future telling roleplaying threads.

just go ahead and delete this thread OP, it's already ruined.

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>>18281982
>>18281992
>>18282007
>>18282015
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>>18282026
>>18282032
>writing style
>pics
>"""arguments"""
>choice of words
/r9k/, /pol/, /tv/ or /b/

>>18282067
>/pol/
Nope, /pol/ argues much more intelligently. That feels like /r9k/ or /adv/.

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>>18282071
>believing that people on 4chan can casually tell the future of random people
>being smart

Pick one and only one.

>>18282071
This is more like /v/ or /tv/ actually.

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In reply to
>I'm
>25
>M
>Sun in Leo 12th house, full moon in Aquarius 6th house and Leo rising
>Well, is there something i should know/be aware of that could be greatly helpful?

Just did a situation spread, it was...very unambiguous actually. Here's what I got:

*** NOTE: Each card represents an opportunity to see what is impacting your life, and how you can approach it. They are neither clairvoyance nor prediction. Only helping you gain awareness of your trajectory.

FEELING
9 of Cups
Healing, regeneration, cyclic movement; evolve to start anew; difficult or painful transformation

Consider that this is indeed the time to move toward a "new self", whichever direction that may be. You may be experiencing a glimpse at what is possible (in your career, but something tells me not entirely), or are already seeing surprising fruit from a new endeavor. Either way, pay attention!

THINK
6 of Swords
Mental preparation is done, the time has come for spontaneity and movement; risk-taking and adventure; set sail and be at the mercy of the elements

You think (rightly so) that you're at the precipice of starting a new journey, one that will require leaving your old self behind. This theme is repeated, and hence very strong right now. In career (?), you believe it is time to move - and take everything with you on the way out. Which brings us to...

EFFECT
9 of Pentacles
Stamina, resilience, gradual change, dependability.

Everything you *need* is now with you, and you must work to protect it during the upcoming. Combined with 9C and 6S, these all point to an imminent but LONG-TERM change that will depend on your actions - particularly, movement and cultivation of WEALTH over CURRENCY.

ACTION
9 of Swords
Leadership, dominance over rivals, growth through adversity.

Represents both the physical toll of success and the mental perseverance needed to get there. Draw on your inner strength and face the next challenge HEAD ON - you will grow and become bolder as a result.

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>>18282079

In short, the cards gave me a statistically-improbable combination that HEAVILY implies you're about to make some huge kind of journey...if you so choose. If you do, it will be for the long haul, don't half-ass it or make endless contingency plans. Now is, apparently, the time to grab life by the horns.

You already know what the "thing" is, you just worry because of the size of the endeavor. It will be worth the effort.

(please excuse my 3rd grader desk/handwriting)

>>18282012
fuck he's hot

>>18282082
CAan I have a love reading like tis? female

>>18282082
Thanks man! Lots of elements coincide oddly so i will be on the look out

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>>18282079
>>18282082

I also found it particularly funny that the answer to "what should you know" boils down to "you have everything you need, now JUMP!"

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>>18282092

Any more info? Worked for the last guy, no reason to stop now.

Try a more focused question, but open-ended (e.g. how will changes in my love life affect my career, vice versa)

Still incredibly new at this so it'll take me ~half an hour to get back to you :P

>>18282112
Thanks alot!

>>18282120
Ooh ok. I'm single female. I have no love life and 'm wondering what its gonna be like when it gets better?

The last time I asked for a reading was a past life reading by cheswick and I haven't seen her since. I think she died why looking into my past, sorry, not sorry.

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>>18282127

Hm there might be something better than a 4-card situation spread, but not anything I'm comfortable with yet. This one uses the Minor Arcana to model basic human behavior on a short-term scale; it doesn't include Suits (personality types) or Major Arcana (core life stages).

But I'll still try, it'll take a bit. Two questions for increased accuracy:
1) Are you currently "looking"?
2) Have you settled down to any degree (house, long-term career, etc.)?

>>18282160
Not currently looking but if a good person came around I'd be down!

Nope.

>>18282079
4th card should be "9 of Wands" btw, I swear I at least know their names! :^)

>>18282171

OK on it, I'll get back to you in a bit. The tarot is powered by patience and lager.

If everyone isn't scared away, I have a question.
So I did a quick 3-card spread to see if someone was lying to me. I used RW, no reversals.
I got:
King of Swords, Justice, and Ace of Swords.
I mean, that's a pretty good indication they're not lying r-right, guys? :(

>>18282274
If you want to know if someone is being honest, don't ask yes/no, just read for intentions stated, hidden, and true.

>>18282322
Okay. I'll give that a shot. Thanks.

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>>18282171

And here we go! Standard disclaimer in place from last time. Yours seemed iffy at first but actually tie together quite nicely.

FEELING
7 of Cups
Dazzling brilliance, phantasmal abundance that can cause clarity or confusion; danger of becoming lost in daydreaming
Represents the borderline of fantasy and reality; reminds us that strong emotions can alter your perception, so thoughts and emotions must be in sync.
When associated with a relationship, means you should carefully examine the partner and situation, especially if your first serious one.

THINKING
7 of Swords
Deception, obfuscation, illusion; lack of transparency; sometimes called the "thief card"
This is not necessarily negative - stealth can be both a form of protection and a playful game.
More often represents the querent (you) as the deceiver; you may believe some degree of lying is necessary for the relationship you desire.

LIVING
8 of Pentacles
Precision with practice, dedication to habit, benefit of hard/dangerous work
This represents a "doubling down" on the positive aspects of your life, either before or during the relationship. Especially related to positive body habits and routines (i.e. discipline) when associated with 7S; literally "stop cheating yourself."
Nothing in half-measures - this card means you expect MAJOR changes need to take place, encouraging you to put more work into yourself and your relationships.

ACTING
Ace of Wands
Pure creative action; illumination; allowing unique qualities to shine in darkness
This card reminds you that brilliance requires standing out from the crowd, in a very active way. The key is finding the right medium to showcase your skills.
Like the firefly, you send out complex signals meant to attract an exceedingly specific kind of mate. But no successful firefly finds a mate on the ground...

>>18282079
>>18282349
Hey. No pressure, but I'd love a read if you have time and energy.
Female, Cap.. How does he feel about me?
Thanks. Happy to provide feedback.

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>>18282171
>>18282349

Overall positive, and I'm guessing confirming what you knew. The idea of love is so overwhelming right now it might leave you snowblind and senseless when it does happen.

Focus on cutting self-deceit from your life, and start putting full effort into establishing/strengthening a grounding physical routine. Meditation/yoga are good all-arounders, but the AceW implies you have some unique talent that could really shine with some polish. That talent may very well be the signal you need to find your own "firefly", just have to figure out where to start flashing :)

>>18282357
>>18282079
I'm also down to trade.

>>18282337
No worries, I do readings like that all the time. If you need ideas for how to structure your spread, here's a reading I did for Io:
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18202683/#18204512

>>18282386
Thanks! This is really helpful.

>>18282349
Thank you!!

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Someone please div my shit up senpai.
Posting picture in hopes my post doesn't get ignored.
Information: Male, Scorpio
Query: What does the next month hold? (Emphasis on relationships)
Thanks!

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>>18282357

I'll try a 3-card timeline spread (past, present, future) unless you have a different one in mind.

It still takes me forever to do proper readings with focused intuition so please forgive the amateurism lol

>>18282442
No problem! Three cards sounds good. I just really loved your read style and your deck. It's sort of a relief to see something other than RW, which is my deck. I feel like everything in RW can be so doom and gloom. Other decks are just new perspectives, which I appreciate. :)

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>>18282363

I'd appreciate it - just don't be influenced by anything I wrote so far! Or maybe do? I very much enjoy the lack of "rules" in the tarot.

26
Male
(Sun = 06* Cancer, Rising = 28* Gemini)

I'm suddenly becoming very interested in many things separate from my career. How can I find out what to follow?

>>18282442

are you the pepemancer?

>>18282462
Thanks. :) Looking forward to my read from you. I'll start on yours right now.

Looking for any sort of reading on my love/relationship outlook mainly with a very recent ex gf

>M
>31
>Cancer

ask if you need more information! and thank you in advance

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>>18282456

My exact thinking when I bought this one. Every tarot guide I read emphasized the importance of picking a deck that speaks to you...maybe I'm odd, but squirrels and orcas speak to me more than some dude staring at a cup.

Plus the animal totem meanings work surprisingly well for an extra oomph of symbolism on the more ambiguous cards.

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>>18282462
Look very closely at this deck.
Your eyes were likely drawn to the first card that most resembles what you feel you're most apt in.

>>18282071
pol doesn't argue intelligently. they post a graph and call you a cuck

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>>18282472

Not *the* pepemancer, but I have an uncle who works for 4chan and gives me all the rare pepes before you lot get your grubby pleb fingers on them.

>>18281982
MOOOOOOMM POL IS LEAKING OUT AGAIN

>>18282501

prove it. post your rarest pepe

>>18282472
Alas, the pepemancer was banned by the tumblrette piece of shit mod. The reason was posting non-/x/ images. If that dumb cunt of a mod had banned Cheswick too, I'd give her a pass.

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>>18282490

22 Major Arcana and it figures, all the eye-closing and mind-clearing I could muster didn't stop me from picking this bad boy.

Funny thing is, it really does describe what I love. My job should be something where I can get everyone to shove off for a few hours so I can tinker with some random test or gadget.

Also describes my current stage of life - it's like I discovered the internet all over again and can't stop looking crap up!

Thanks friend. Any advice for cracking out of the Hermit shell and into a Hermit job?

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>>18282357

OK re-beering then doing your 3 card :)

Didn't I promise someone else? You guys need flags or something

>>18282462
> Six of Pentacles, Four of Cups, The Moon, Queen of Swords and Ace of Cups.
Okay, here's my take on this. The Six of Pentacles, in RW imagery, shows a man with a scale giving coins to beggars. Mix that in with the 4oC and The Moon and I'd say you ought to be very careful about dividing your time and spreading yourself thin. Having a lot of hobbies and passions is fine, but it leaves little time to be good at a single one of them. The presence of the QoS tells me that you need to cut to the chase. Take some time to figure out what is just a hobby or a passing fancy and what can actually benefit you in the long run, even if it's just for some stress relief from the mundane. The QoS has realistic expectations and doesn't get caught up in the illusions of The Moon. This is gonna sound really weird, but I let my cat choose my last card. Whenever I'm using my tarot cards she has to come over and try to chew on them, and Ace of Cups was the first one she pulled out.
In my opinion, I'd say among those varying interests you have something you could actually see yourself doing in the long run, or at least developing a real passion for. Follow the advice of the QoS and you'll find your way to the AoC. :))
Let me know if you have any questions.

>>18282517
The path of the Hermit is the path of Hermes Trimagustus.
You have chosen Magick itself.
You may want to study ancient ways and how you can apply them to the new.
I always suggest ambient music, as music with too many known words will cause mental stirs.
Distraction is your friend. The more effort you put into your magick, the less mana you have for continuance.
You'll see what I mean one day, if "to see the world for its truth" is truly your goal, as the card you've chosen suggests.

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>>18282509

And violate all my NDAs? Not until I get behind a few more proxies.

Nice try, Meme Police

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>>18282552
Oathbreaker pee pee poo poo pepe rareness level check
fo yo wine

Sorry but I can't tell who's doing readings right now. They're not using a name.

If you're doing readings and happen to ses this post then I'd love a Reading.

>> 24
>> Male
>> Scorpio
>> Song: Gyorgy Ligeti - Requiem

I'm in a downwards spiral and I can't pull myself out. The only things that I know of that can pull me out of this are me myself, and God. I have no one else. But DESU neither are really working. What do I do? Where do I find the hope and motivation to get my shit sorted out and actually enjoy living?

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>>18282551

Well fuck. I guess I officially have to believe in magick now. It has now presented more evidence for existence to me than most subatomic particles.

Would it be weird if I mentioned that my dive into the tarot started around the same time as researching into Hermeticism? It's like something from /x/ literally infected me and I can't stop digging.

>>18282566
Cards are a gateway drug, anon

>>18282555
trips don't lie. This is the rarest pepe ever.

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>>18282566
Memes are infectatious. Retain the scientific level of standing en physica rea, but employ doubt on doubt itself until you reach a state of 'giving'.
If you're infected, haunted, spooked, etc., you're likely already living out a partway magickal path -- you've been led here, your choices from hereon thus have been and will continue to be your own.. as long as you can muster that.

Anyone doing readings now?
I really need one, please

>>18282560
> Nine of Swords, Four of Cups, Ten of Pentacles, and Ten of Cups.
So I was already thinking of real life practical advice to tell you and I pretty much pulled the exact cards that go with it.
NoS is telling me that this unhappiness around you is in your head. Sure, your situation might genuinely be shit tier, but you can still try to make the best of it. Remember, there is always someone that has it worse. Four of Cups tells me that you have happiness all around you. Look at the imagery on the 4oC for RW. The man is busy looking at the three empty cups and completely ignoring the full cup that is trying to be handed to him.
Ace of Pentacles tells me that you can achieve happiness, but the lesson of Pentacles is about hard work. If you want good things, get out there and make it happen. It is within your grasp.
Ten of Cups is just affirmation of ToP. You can be happy. Choose to be. It's a choice, even in the shittiest of situations. If you really feel you're not strong enough to make that choice, a perfectly logical and healthy first step could be seeking therapy. Maybe private or group sessions depending on your preference.

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>>18282566
Remember though, all ancient spellbooks are designed to be increasingly difficult for succeeding generations to crack their codes. That's one of the reasons for the status quo. Consider your life, the clothes you have on, your rate of breathing, what you hear, see.. etc.
The path of the hermit is the path of the isolated returner -- the one who 'brings the light' back from the cave.
In ancient times, you may have been one who took fire from cave to cave during rainy seasons -- risking life and limb. Who knows, your geneomemetic curveture in the current reflection cycle will make your continued learning useful but only if you can retain large mental burdens without giving off an aura of displeasure or pain.
You've chosen the path of a shaman, in some cultures terms. In a pre-Newtonian culture, symbolic alchemy of the likes of Magick was easier to see.
Open your eyes.
The brands surrounding you aren't reality, they are grasping and begging to be repeated.
"A truly enlightened one can cease at any point, as they have found a way to transcend all points."

>>18282590
>>18282560
Another thing to consider in the imagery in the ToP and the ToC is that there are multiple people in the images. Maybe you should surround yourself with inspiring people. Are your friends bringing you down? Maybe it's time to get new ones. Maybe even family members could be bringing you down and you need to get away, create your own family (figuratively, until you're ready to take that step).

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>>18282357

Considering the specificity of your question, I chose to use all Cups (Minor + Face). Sorry in advance if I misaligned some chakras, tell me how this applies:

PAST FEELING
Knight of Cups
Strong, if unstable, romance; pageantry and presentation; aggressive search for love
This Face card embodies a romantic dreamer; one who is actively looking for love, if not always great at finding it.

It may represent his past impression *on* you, or perhaps your own display to him was more effective than you realize.
At any rate, at least one of you began this "relationship" with romantic intent.

PRESENT FEELINGS
Ace of Cups
Overflowing emotional depth; love & afffection; boundless possibility; making one's feelings vulnerable

A strong omen, this cup is also known as the "cup of love". More broadly, it describes someone at a time when they experience extremes of emotion (usually affection).
Having this card signifies attraction, but also fragility; words could make or break romance at this point. Easy to please, easy to hurt.

FUTURE FEELINGS
Eight of Cups
Change of course; unseen pull or attraction; sacrifice to begin anew

This card reminds us that not all things are meant to last, and changes in affection are, unfortunately, natural.
Take things one step at a time - a strong emotional attachment threatens to absolutely drain you if you don't acknowledge the problem (person) and move on.

That last one isn't a harbinger of doom, but if something tells you at the back of your mind this is a "short term conquest" and not the person you truly want to be with, I would listen to that voice.

Hope that helps! Not to be a downer, but I have first-hand experience with an 8C situation...drain is too light a word. This will be possible, and fun, but don't be afraid to stop when you start noticing parts of yourself being sacrificed to keep it going.

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I'm gonna have to hope I can get a reading here but if not, its all good.
I'm going to MEPS on Halloween (So much for the holiday) in order to join the marines. I dont feel any particular way about it, I'm just eager to get it done. However, with so much uncertainty in the world and how things could play out in the near future, I feel a slight twang of concern for my almost impulsive action to join the military. So if there is a reader kind enough, a reading on for my experiences in the military would me much obliged.
>info
Scorpio
18 turning 19 on the 8th of November
Male
If any other info is needed I'd be happy to let you know.
Thanks whether I get a reading or not. Stay rad /x/

>>18282603

I appreciate this a lot. Thank you.

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Okay, I am not really for sure who to direct my inquiry towards but if anyone is reading these please give me a reading.
>23
>Taurus
>Male
>enigmatic and jocular personality
Anyway, my question will be sort of a strange one. My life at the current moment is diametrically different from what it was a couple of months ago. You see, for a majority of my life, I have battled with depression and anxiety related issues.The past 2 or 3 months have been different, my focus is precise and to the point, and my creativity is through the roof. I am working on an idea that could be of the utmost benefit to society and I feel like it can change portions of society as a whole. I keep having synchronicities that, seemingly, reinforce this belief. Could someone do a reading on this? I would love to hear from someone.

>>18282645
Thanks, anon! I'm going to spend some time reflecting upon this. I feel like the EoC part of our relationship is now. :( We broke up after sort of burning the candle at both ends for awhile. Here's hoping that Ace of Cups can switch to the future position, amirite?

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My tarot during the past two months.

8/31/16
1: King of Cups
2: Ace of Cups
3: Knight of Wands (Inverted)
4: Queen of Swords
5: The Empress (Inverted)
6: The Emperor
7: King of Wands (Inverted)
8: The Sun (Inverted)
9: Queen of Wands (Inverted)
10:Magician (Inverted)

10/29/16
1:Eight of Cups (Inverted)
2: The Moon
3: Queen of Pentacles
4: Seven of Wands
5:Six of Cups (Inverted)
6: Three of Pentacles
7: Seven of Swords (Inverted)
8: The Tower
9: Ace of Swords
10: Ace of Pentacles

In both readings the query was about work and developing personal areas of my life. In August I was really starting to burn out with my job and feel like I was spinning my tires. Around last week, I was getting severely depressed and reached out to my boss. Currently I'm taking a break from work and working on self care, but I find myself thinking about what I'm going to do moving forward.

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>>18282542
Thank you!! It seems almost like a common-sense answer given what's going on in my life (which you couldn't know) and describes that I am, indeed, at a crux of needing to choose the path.

My cat is too busy loafing to choose cards, but the AoC is a good pick for a psychic feline. Here's what my animal tarot guide has to say:

> In the life-giving water of the AoC, anything and everything is possible.
> Depicted here as a Kingfisher, its return to your "personal river" is an auspicious sign. Time to go ahead with your biggest, boldest, scariest plan.
> The Kingfisher is a sign that you are on the right track, but work one at a time, decide which one is calling to you. You are on the right track, but the creative pull can easily take you off course.

Hot damn.

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If possible could I get a reading?

>22
>Male
>Virgo Sun
>Scorpio Moon
>Scorpio AC
>Virgo MC
>Song: Reverie by Claude Debussy

How do I reach the next plateau? / Where do I go from here?

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>>18282670
Her name is Lupin. She's a real cutie. :) I've owned 5 other cats in my life and I've never known such a strange feline!
My favorite feature of hers is that she has no tail. Her little stub is cute. It twitches when she's excited. xD

I hope the troll didn't break up Empath's relationship.

>>18282692
Alari pretty much already said trolls b trolls.

>>18282692
it wouldn't be a first for /div/

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>>18282658
see
>>18282670

If you're into physics at all, past/future (4th dimension) are represented as "light cones".

In the here and now, we can only move in 3 dimensions. But we can make decisions now that affect where/when we'll be in the future, just as our current position depends on our past. The further away in time you go, the more radically your position can shift.

As you said, your present stage is the AoC. Overflowing emotion with no end in sight. This cycle could continue, and you'll stay in the middle of the light cone, and slam right into the 8oC. But you could also change and redirect it, moving just far enough in 3-dimensions that your future light cone misses the Salmon of Despair and lands somewhere else entirely.

Possibilities aren't certainties, and even certainties aren't guaranteed :)

>>18282696
>>18281777

I return with my magical quarter, this time I shall take 10 yes/no queries!

Remember though, that sometimes its right, sometimes its wrong, fate shall decided for you.

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>>18282684

This is Chessie. She has no clairvoyant abilities to speak of, but can apparently change gravity at will.

I've seen this cat jump 5 feet straight up without bending her legs. And I screwed up training her to get off tables - she thinks "down" means "hunker down" and then will increase her mass at least 10x using some kind of Tactical Hyperloaf maneuver that science has yet to explain.

>>18282741
Will I get to fuck Gretchen?

>>18282741
Hi, will I get a new job before December?

>>18282750
Yes.

>>18282741
Will I go to Puerto Rico?

>>18282753
No.

>>18282745
Cats are amazing creatures. :) My favorite. :)) Your Chessie is absolutely adorable!

>>18282745

>tactical hyperloaf

10/10

>>18282741

does he have feelings for me?

>>18282759
Yes.

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>>18282434
Shameless self promotion. Meant to share this after someone did a reading but I'm going to bed, so enjoy this/x/. This is the coolest muthafuckin painting I've ever seen, and I generally don't look at art

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Thanks everyone!! My brain hurts, think I'll turn in for a bit.

I'll try to come back for more, if for no other reason than showing you all these amazing cards.

trading readings

>>18282769
No.

>>18282776
also its not a love queery

>>18282770
Sweet

They will break up!!!

>>18282785
Why does it matter? Seriously. Who cares.

>>18282785
If they break up what makes you think he will want to be with you, who ruined his relationship?

>>18282786
>>18282790
Who is going to break up?

>>18282791
Alari and Empath, but if you guys stop talking about it, they'll both probably come back and do readings, so can we all shut up now?

>>18282741
Am I sending him nudes for no reason, or does he actually enjoy them?
Can't tell if he's trying to suppress his feelings or he is truly becoming apethetic.

>>18282741
Will I experience Astral projection?

>>18282741

Is it the right time to confess my feelings?

>>18282476
if anyone has time to do this id appreciate it.

im having a rough time with this breakup. We went from being engaged to her not wanting to get married and needing space. Ive been hanging on by threads and im unsure of what direction she and our relationship our headed

thank you again

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>>18282785
>>18282786
>>18282790
>>18282791
>>18282813
>>18282822
You're all banned.

>>18282822
??????

>>18282741
Does he loves me?

>>18282741
Will we get over this next hill and come out alright?

>>18282822
Yes you are sending them for no reason. Yes he actually enjoys them.

>>18282741
If I try again, will it be succesful?

>>18282848
Le sigh

>>18282831
No.
>>18282834
Yes.
>>18282842
No.
>>18282844
No.

>>18282653
Would anyone answer? It's sort of important to me.

>>18282854
>Yes.

Nice. Thanks, anon.

>>18282851
No.
>>18282852
Remember, the coin is sometimes right, sometimes wrong. Usually it seems right, but don't let that discourage you. Talk it over with him and see what the problem is. Its just a coin after all.


And that was the last of the magical quarter. Hope everything works out for everyone.

>>18282861
>talk it over with him
I hang out on 4chan, anon. I have no people skills, just a booty. I'll try though. :(

Question:
Would it be wise to follow my heart into a new love?

>>18282869

Not a diviner by any means, but I do know this:
Always aim for love. Now, it may or may not be wise, depending on whom the object of your affection is as a person, but if the love is genuine and mutual... That's something not all of us get.

>>18282877
deep bro

>>18282822
>sending nudes
D E G E N E R A T E

>>18282869
Aim for success in everything you do. Love is something that can wait.

>>18282882
Lmao But he's my boyfriend.

>>18282886
No offense sending nudes isn't the best thing to do because if something goes wrong they can get spread

>>18282890
Naw. I've known him for a decade, been dating him for 5 years. Even if he despised me, he wouldn't do that.

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>>18282854
>No astral projection
Enough of this.
Suicide

>>18282877
>>18282885
My heart was recently crushed.
I'm wary of yet wanting for a new relationship.
I feel like I have no real conversations anymore ever since she left.
I'm at an impasse and every way up looks down, I want to love again but my heart hurts feeling anything near it and it shows.
Is the love in my heart from my old relationship going to make it impossible for me to find someone new who cares enough to want to be there another day? Or should I just sit in patience hoping that 'true love' will return to me and "I'll know" what to do...

>>18282903
If you're still confused about your feelings, don't drag another soul into your pain. I'm not criticizing you, because we've all probably been there at one point or another or at least will someday, but don't put this girl through Hell just because you are. If 6 months from now your old love comes back and admits they fucked up and want to work things out, what then? Dealing with old feelings by covering them up with new feelings is never the way to go.

>>18282903
>>18282912
Unless you really believe with all of your heart that you can let go of the past and heal and love this person with your whole heart, without fear, and it sounds like you can't, then don't.

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Pretty crunk right now, but my Saturday night came to an unexpectedly short end, so whatever.

I can do maybe 3 before my attention lags as I finish this beer. Give me whatever info you understand to be pertinent, and I'll pull some cards for you.

>>18282920
Cap, female asking about male Gemini
Can we work things out and have a great relationship again?

Thanks in advance. You're brave.

>>18282912
As a fellow diviner, you probably seek the crux of my question.
Will she come back, or is my heart best set outside of the fear and trembling, in Kierkegaardian infinite resignation of the potentiality of 'us again' -- ... the worst part is, why don't I just, feel it -- why don't I know anymore?
I was spending time with the new girl I like and I'm starting to develop feelings for when suddenly I saw ..her log on in one of the capacities that she retained me in and my heart went from butterflies to darkness.
What is this cloud over my head called love and why is it pulling me apart again?
How sad I sound. Damn.

>>18282920
Female
Is there any love coming my way soon?

>>18282920
Can I have reading about what can help me feel better about myself?
Male 21 Gemini

>>18282920
Just a dude fucked up in the head and looking to unfuck it, thanks.

>>18282920
Will I ever experience Astral projection?
Male

>>18282920
Female
18
Aries
What does Jason think about me?

>>18282927
My partner is struggling with similar feelings--I think. He doesn't have anyone new in his life, though I should really say ex-partner, as we broke up a few months ago. We haven't stopped talking though. The other day, he said to me, "I don't want to go back to the old relationship. The one with the strife and mistrust, but at the same time I'm vulnerable. I know if I see you again, the relationship will start again, and I'm afraid of falling into old patterns, and I'm afraid of you. But at the same time, I'm afraid of how much I'll miss you and how much I'll need you. I've never stopped eating because of someone. I've never been depressed over the loss of someone before, but with you I can't seem to stop. Just taking things day by day is easiest, especially as long as you're still here. I still feel the same way about you--I think. And I want to take care of you, too. It's more than that, but I can't put it into words. Saying 'I love you,' though, it's the same thing as saying that I'm willing to risk letting you hurt me again, and I don't know if I can do that. I'm trying, and I'm going to keep trying. And you should know that I'm giving you everything I CAN give you right now, and I'm happy to do it. I'm just scared to take the next step again."

>>18282941
Capricorn

>>18282920
What can I do to be happier?
Male, 21, Scorpio.

>>18282927
>>18282946
I'm not saying you have to dump the other girl completely, but take some time for yourself to understand your emotions. Maybe be honest with this new girl and tell her what you're going through. If she's a decent human being, she'll understand and she'll respect you for telling the truth, and if you do have a relationship someday, you can count on her knowing that you'll tell the truth, even when it's hard to share.

>>18282926

Yes, if you want to. The key, according to the cards, is remembering what brought you together in the first place and acting to rekindle it. It will take some emotional martyrdom, but you can fix it if you both want to. It means opening up a new chapter though.

>brave

Eh.

>>18282946
As far as I know, I will never hear or see the words "I love you" come from that one again.
All I know now is that I know nothing. I'm back to square zero.
If that creative nothing is truly the love, the power vacuum which allows vulnerability and openness, then it makes little sense why my being such is so painfully draining.
She isn't "here" anymore. She stopped talking to me. The last time we talked, she told me "it feels wrong" to chat with me -- that we can't be "friends".
The girl I turned into a woman, who said she would love me forever and that she would never lied to me and that no matter what we would end up together -- is now saying the same thing in a different language to someone else -- I don't know if to taunt me or to cajole me into 'waking back up' in her terms or what. But ever since she left, I've had very few connections open up. People talk to me less. They have less time for me. Less interest.
I lived a life of blind furor and zeal for love, and it left me blind and zealous.
What do I have left now? There aren't a keen load of women who are interested, and the one who was can feel my reticence, as you can. Hell, she even reads boards like this -- she could be reading what I write right now and I would never be the wiser because honestly neither of them would ever let me be in the know.
If I have no one left to love... what reassurance do I have that the lover I had will ever care about me again enough to even reply?
Fuck my life, that witch did...

>>18282928

Yes. Be generous with your love. Kindness is repaid in kind.

>>18282930

You've been fucked, if we're making a long story short. Grab onto what you know is yours, and get money. Seriously, the ace of pentacles says that you need to grab what you can. It isn't necessarily going to get you out of a position where you feel like you've been fucked, but at least you'll be looking at things from a position where life is much less likely to kick you while you're down.

>get monie

>>18282969
Huh? I don't get it.

Thanks tho.

>>18282897
Don't think that way anon. Again the coins are right or wrong. It could be completely wrong, like I said, its just a coin. Don't let a coin decide your entire fate.

>>18282978
its sad that my history can be resumed that way.
just a student, not much chance to get moey right now, jsut working on my carreer

>>18282968
Why did you break up?

>>18282984
Distance, drama, and a communication breakdown which was exacerbated by our connection to different sides of society. I reacted poorly and ended up here, wondering if I should stay or if I should go now.

>>18282993
Is it her choice to not talk to you? Is she blocking you and with someone else?

>>18282968

well you call her a witch, so your words and your intentions seem to conflict.

>>18283000
He still loves her but she doesn't love him which is what he means by witch.

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3 I promised, and 3 I have done. Now let me ask the air, before I do more... does not being sober ever work for me?

>>18282968
Well, first off, it's not always a bad thing to start from square zero, and if you just move on and try to be happy, I guarantee you that she'll come back for her closure. They ALWAYS do. And by move on, I don't necessarily mean move on, but don't bring someone else into a relationship with you if you're unhappy with yourself and your life. This is a grand opportunity to find yourself again, or reinvent yourself. Take a chance on yourself this time, anon.

>>18282920
Female, Leo, 18
Will I have a boyfriend in the next year? What is he like?

>>18282997
Yes, she's blocking me and instantly moved on to someone else to show me she could before she completely severed ties.
>>18283000
>>18283009
Actually I was referring to the "I put a spell on you" part of our relationship.. As far as I was concerned, we were soul mates. I was her warlock. She was my witch.
Now I'm that, without her. It hurts.
She's foreclosed on a new identity and attempted to erase everything but the final ties, and if she really wanted to why wouldn't she?
I'm in pain. I never wanted to fight with her, but she's younger and stubborn. Wise and willful. I am too.
I feel lost without her, but this new woman, though she's older than me, is rekindling my imagination.
I'm truly at an impasse with even how much attention to put into my love life, or talking to anyone at all. It's an abstract kind of depression that's gone on for most of this year for me, now.

>>18283024
Maybe just take things slow with the new girl. Let her know you just got hurt pretty bad but something about her has rekindled your hope when you thought you had none. It's honest, and sweet. Do that.

>>18283016
I meant "move on to someone else,"

>>18283016
Thanks anon. I'm trying to find a way to love myself that doesn't require the reinforcement of a lover, but it's been a painful long night of the soul. What I thought would last a few months has lasted over half the year, and I'm still lonely.
Not out of lack of ability to connect or lack of want to connect, but out of lack of society's acceptance that 'connecting with me' is 'good' after the breakup.

>>18283030
>>18283035
Thanks.. It just feels like I'm giving up, or being defeated by someone who loved her more... but I know that isn't true.
Maybe it's time to lick my wounds and grow into someone who's willing to find room to be with me even when I'm this shitty.
Thank you, truly.

>>18283044
>>18283048
I know you're feelings well. My guy is still around, but even his sweet words aren't enough to convince me that he might just be taking me for a ride. I want to believe he's not doing that, as my wandering mind is what caused us to break up in the first place, but I'm still scared.
If she has cut off ALL contact with you, the only thing left to do is move on, anon. It's hard, but you can do it, and there's no rule that says she can't come back in a few years when you've both grown a little more.
Best of luck.

>>18283024
Would you be willing to take her back even though she had a break with the new guy?

if my only relationship were online based but met irl 1 or 2ce doe sthat mean ive never had a real bf?

>>18283061
Naw. A lot of online relationships are ruled by distance, time, and money. It doesn't mean the feelings aren't real. I've had online relationships where I wish one of us had the time and/or money to see each other, but my last one the guy had the money, so I took a year off of school and we traveled together. It was amazing. We live 5,000 miles apart, but managed to make it work for a long time. It helps when you have the means to see each other at least once a month for a week or two.

>>18283053
She hasn't even physically been with this new guy as far as I know. If I could, I would right away. But I can't tell how things will be in a couple years.
>>18283051
All that she's left is the portal through which we originally met, which was Steam. I told her I don't want her to completely cut off all communication with me and that I still love her and likely always would but all I received was a "we can't" in so many words.
She won't block me there, or even cut off all of the little messages on our public pages that showed we were us -- she just removes any new symbols of affection and I don't dare send her another message lest it be gone for good.
Though, if I fucked it up that bad I don't know what else to say except I dropped the ball and someone else grabbed it...
She blocked me on FB, Skype. I haven't even really tried talking to her since last week, and that was after months.
If she wants closure, then she'll keep a portal open.
But I didn't ever want this to end, so I guess that makes me the fucked up one -- believing in our hopes and dreams... We used to talk about that, how we never wanted it to end.
Fuck my life, I'm getting too sentimental over an anonymous image board.
We had the kind of love that only happens every so often over the centuries.
I'm not sure if I could feel authentic the same way I did with her with someone else, I feel like part of my heart -- the ability to love, has diminished... It's a mixture of sorrow and dread.

>>18283066
have you tried dispelling the spell you said that you cast?

>>18283065
i twasn't the distance my ex was terrible to me and was abusive to me the time i stayed with him irl.
that being said im never online relationship again.
i get too nervous to talk to men irl though.
so i'll be single forever.

>>18283066
Listen, I'm not lying when I say I'm experiencing the same feelings. He broke up with me, and I can bring myself to sex, but I don't know if I could really have lasting feelings for someone like I do for him, and I think even if I meet someone else I could manage to have a stable relationship with, deep down I'll always miss this divine connection I had with him. I cried for months over it. I kept telling myself that people wait their whole lives to meet 'the one' and I met him in my 20s and fucked up, and now I may have to face the rest of my life without his love (a fitting punishment for fucking up the greatest gift I've ever been given). The only thing left to do is pick up the pieces, anon, and try. Life is a mystery. Just keep putting good karma out there and you'll get it back.

>>18283071
I don't think spells work that way. The one thing about spells is that you have to live with the consequences of it, aka, if you cast a love spell, you have to live with the pain and karma of breaking that bond.

>>18283071
I don't know what spell I cast on her that made her look at me like everyone else, with hatred and revilement.
I don't even know what spell she cast on me that made me so fucking Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels for her.
I've spent months delving in new songs, old songs, new spirits, old spirits, chaos spirits, order spirits, magick this magick that... all to no avail: she's aware enough to use other people as powerful adversaries even at long distance -- as if she left a strong grudge and vendetta on me.
I've tried full breakers and I suck at mending.
Halp pls.

I'm only here because there used to be a reader here, not sure if they still come here; sèvis.

I just want to say, just in case you're reading this. Your prediction came true unfortunately. I can only assume the latter half of your prediction will come true too, which was positive, so I really hope.

>>18283079
There are shitty people out there, but don't give up. Tons of guys love shy, quiet girls. Just take some time off from the search for love. If something comes naturally, see where it goes. Otherwise just take some time to get to know you, and love yourself. Date yourself for awhile, and learn to enjoy your own company.

>>18283088
Oooo, do tell.

No wonder there are so many love queries. You guys are total creepy fuck ups when it comes to potentials.

>>18283087
Is get help from a professional spell caster. Look for one in your local area. Or contact Ashra Koehn online. I know, i know, an online spell caster. Well, she has great views, a great forum, doesn't mind discussing other spellcasters, etc., has great customer service, is willing to take pictures for you to prove she is casting your spell, etc.. people seem to love her and are willing to swear by her.

>>18283093
Congratulations, you figured it out!

>>18283089
im not actively trying to find someone right now but i hate the loneliness man. i tend to isolate myself in relationhips so i lost all my friends going in and had none coming out. the only good thing about my ex was that his friends became my friends and we had good times, but after we split up couldn't have that anymore.

>>18283084
To be honest, she saw me as Howl. We never broke the bond at the level where one of us says "I never loved you" or "I hate you" or something... she just... walked away...
Now she thinks "love" and "amour" are different and that one means more because she's native to the second sound... Or that I'm shitty and that we shit each other up. I don't know.
I just wish I could have made things better, but it won't be allowed. At least not by her. Not now.
My last power is spent on wondering if it will be ever, and if it would be ever, if it would be worth 'moving on' -- because I'm at the point in my life where 'moving on' is getting more and more permanent..

>>18283093
>implying humans aren't all creepy fuckups.
Don't worry, anon. You'll have your chance to fuck up, too.

>>18283097
Well.
I'm not a regular.

>>18283103
Ummm no. Speak for yourself, next time. Not everyone is like you.

>>18283098
oh i guess it doesn't help that my previous friends were just guys that were interested because i was single and then once i got a boyfriend they were like NEWP

also the one female friend i made with the same interest as me formed a lesbian crush on me and faded out when rejected.

>>18283100
Then move on. If she's not willing to think about you, then you have to. Love yourself, because you deserve it. Like I said, there's no rule that she's she can't come back and you can't work things out someday. You can move on; it's okay to let your feelings fade. If she's the right person, they'll come back if she does. Just try, okay?

>>18283100
How old is she and you?

>>18283110
Like me? Who am I again? I thought this was an anonymous image board, not Reddit.
>comes on /div/ to brag about great success in love life
>jacks off to their own pictures

>>18283110
>>18283119
"I'm so great, I'm so amazing and successful"
>fapfapfapfapfap

Serious question: Would you guys still come here if you were happy with everything?

>>18283124
Yeah. I'm read on here sometimes. I genuinely enjoy helping people. The only times I don't enjoy coming here are when people shitpost and insult each other humans who are down on their luck.

>>18283127
don't forget the people who hurt others because of their sign

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>>18283116
>>18283117
Honestly we had one of the more unique relationships on the web so I don't want to give up too much personal details, I've already whined enough about her. She was young, an immigrant. I was older, an established and soon to be graduated young man. We switched places, she became more established as I became more estranged in the society. I did my best to help her through her emotional issues -- suicidal tendencies even -- and when it finally reflected onto me, when I finally needed help, it was too much pain for her. She knows I love her, that's why she hates me saying it. I am selfish, but I have a hard time loving myself and feeling good about it. I guess the best way to move forward is to allow my feelings with this other woman to develop, even if she's older than me and probably has more experience in some areas where I certainly lack.
One thing that you all have shown me is that to love myself I have to allow myself to be with someone else and enjoy myself being emotionally vulnerable if I'm ever to recover from this.
Thank you.
This meme is about as much as you would've wanted to know about who we were as a couple, anyway. If she finds me posting this, even by proxy of her brother, it'll probably take longer to recover.
You've helped me discover that I don't want to lose my connection to her, or my memories of her, or what she's helped me move through in my life... but without her, my continued doting on her as a potential is draining me of my ability to connect with people who are really trying to cut through all of the shit -- and boy, my mind has been engraved with some shit, let me tell you.

>>18283130
Lmao yeah
But seriously, people do shitty things regardless of their sign, but it doesn't mean their bad people. We all make mistakes. Sometimes something as little as saying the wrong thing can have a huge effect.

>>18283124
I only come here to do readings to keep the rust off. Nowadays, this place is pretty useless otherwise.

>>18283132
Hey, if this other woman can help you grow, so be it, but don't lose yourself to someone who doesn't want you, or at least doesn't think she wants you right now. Stay strong, anon.

>>18283127
People shitpost here literally every day.

>>18283153
Yeah, and? It was mostly tolderable except for this last week. There has been one or a couple people who have actively been trying to cause disharmony and derail the thread. Very much not the usual shitposting.

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Hey guys. Nice spooky Halloween morning, past the Witching Hour. Time to do some readings!

Let me know if you guys want a three card spread, five card spread, or seven card spread.
Can be a general reading/something more specific.
Only requesting your Zodiac sign, age, and sex. Thanks guys!

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>>18281962
how many fucking divination threads do you people need?

>>18283183
What the Hell, I'll do another. I like TarotGuy's readings.
Cap, female, 22.
What does the next year look like for my relationship with him?

>>18283183

pisces/female/26

just a general reading please, i guess a 3 card would work? whichever fits best

>>18283186
There's only one active one. A new one is made after the old one reaches bump limit and it's left to die. Usually there is only one a day, unless a bunch of people come to shitpost to bump limit. Are you one of those people or are you here to contribute to the thread?

>>18283183
Aquarius
18
Female

Apparently, I need to make a decision for the better that will bring about the Tower. Can you give me more insight on what this decision may be? Any spread you feel fits the query best.

>>18283195
TarotBro, not Guy. I apologize. :( >>18283183

>>18283183
I'm sag, female, 25
He's scorpio, male 34

I'm curious about a spread on us. I'm not sure if I want to pursue him/confess that I like him
I do but at the same time I'm not 100% that it's what I should be doing. I feel like I'm not supposed to pursue him.

However many cards you feel is appropriate.

I appreciate you're coming here to read.

>>18283195
>>18283183
And five cards, please! Sorry again.

>>18282897
hahahahahahahaha you're going to astral project m8. Just try and try. You will be so good that everyone will admire you.

>>18283183
From last thread.

Cancer.
23.
Male.

General reading and where am I going with X? Also I'll go for five cards.

>>18283215

puppet! how have you been?

>>18283183
Scorpio
25 (26 in 3 weeks or so)
Male

Looking for a girlfriend. I prefer girls with short/medium hair, chin and higher usually, but it honestly doesn't matter all that much, typically skinny. Personality wise, I prefer girls who are loyal and just truly care about the person regardless of their faults, maybe likes to go hiking/adventuring or just fine with sitting around enjoying the stupid shit that I do.

Sorry, I'm not all that good at explaining this and I don't want to make a wall of text for you to read. Anyways, will I meet a girl whom I find attractive in both personality and looks by the end of the year, don't have to start dating or anything right away, just meet them. Will it be the type of girl I prefer or not?

Thanks! A seven card read please.

>>18283220
i'm fine, just answering some important air queries.

>>18283226

i hope you come visit us in the discord again :)

>>18283228
i'm banned there :( empath hates me and his girlfriend thats why.

>>18283232

banned? are you serious? that's ridiculous

>>18283195
Cards:
Four of Wands
Knight of Cups
Page of Pentacles
Queen of Wands
King of Pentacles

Well, you certainly like him, I can tell you that. In the next year things will be peaceful, the Four of Wands is a good card to come up for that. You will have security, and he is a good man. He is managerial, takes control of situations, etc. However, the King of Pentacles reversed is a pretty dark card, either referring to some sort of weakness you have or maybe one of his wrongdoings/weaknesses. Perhaps drugs? Good luck femanon.

>>18283232
I'm not even sure what happened with that situation, but I have never seen something blow up so fast and I was in the army and my fair share of volatile women that exploded on me in relationships.

5 card spread
Saggitarius/Ophiuchus
Does she like me, or is she into other people?

>>18283198
Cards:
Knight of Swords
Ten of Pentacles
Four of Swords

Thanks for letting me do a 3-card read, I love reading from just three cards.
Anyways, this was a cool spread. Each card is almost like your life stage. You are currently a strong person - serious go getter, as cliche as it sounds. Knight of Swords, a very powerful card. The Ten of Pentacles has very good things of store in your future, a stable relationship with maybe even marriage. If you've already found someone, it's the person you will settle down with. Once that happens, you'll probably be a bit more quiet and settled down, taking a bit of a hermit's retreat, into your house.

>>18283239
His money situation is fickle. His addiction is travel. He's not great with investments, and has made three very bad investments in a row. One he just lost 40K on. He is highly disappointed and it kind of blew our travel plans for the year, and it doesn't even look like he'll be getting his money back.

>>18283239
Thank you so much!

>>18283232
You were asked to stop antagonizing other members a lot, I saw both mods ask you nicely. Don't act like you're just a victim.

>>18283249

this was interesting, i've never seen myself as a go getter but other people have told me i'm ambitious. thank you, i haven't found someone yet but hopefully soon. i'm glad it was positive.

>>18283235
There is some drama going on there, and I am involved with it even though I don't know anything. Maybe they just hate me for being a regular semi-psychopath and a straightforward person. You see i scry and use a blank white card to read everyone. i am always telling the good side and the bad side of them. Its fucking hard to be a reader because you know that they are faking you from the very beginning and you still get along with them because thats how the way it goes.

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Leave Empath alone!!!
But no, seriously. Leave the poor guy alone. People have been giving him such shit for days.

>>18283206
Cards:
Seven of Cups
Strength
The Hierophant

Wow! Nice cards to pull out for this spread. I like your question. To answer it the best I can: it will come from a male influence, whatever the decision may be. You are really thinking about it and it troubles you - the Seven of Cups is a strong card - but you have the strength necessary to go through it, and will come out as a better person. You yourself will come to a better conclusion about the decision, but it must regard a man, or be for a man, or from a man, etc. Let me know if you have any more questions. Good luck femanon!

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>>18282584
>>18282594

Thanks for this. I couldn't describe it myself. Seems my goal is to find where the new caves and fires are, because this box-dwelling debt peasantry promised to us really isn't holding my attention anymore.

At least the boxes have internet - nothing is too "esoteric" to find if you're interested enough.

Wilderness would be nice too. Real wilderness. Before this I was researching bushcraft and backyard metal-forging, it's been a strange compulsion. Part of me is preparing for something in the future, but I don't know what. Same part that drew me to /x/ and tarot, in fact.

Hmm maybe I'll go finish Illuminatus!...

>>18283258
puppet, read me pls famm

>>18283258
I don't know that drama shit, but you are right puppet, Being a reader is fucking hard.

>>18283183
Cancer female
18
What does D think of me?
Whatever spread you feel is necessary

>>18283258
Being straightforward is one thing and acting like a cunt is another

>>18283212
Cards:
The World
Eight of Cups
Two of Cups
Four of Cups
The High Priestess, reversed

I can tell you feel like you're not supposed to pursue him - nice Four of Cups. You most likely feel that way because you're not satisfied - he's older and may have some other interests. However, I suggest you do go after him. The World and Two of Cups are good vibes, and with enough perseverance you can get him. The High Priestess reversed was interesting, but still tells me the same thing: go for it. Get that Scorpio. Good luck femanon!

>>18283279
Thank you! He stirs me up when I see him.

I'm not sure how to approach him/when is a good time but I do keep texting him and we're having dinner tomorrow.


Thank you so much. I've been torn up recently on a few different things and I feel so off kilter it's been confusing on what to do.

>>18283239
Nice feedback. I see now that's why Page of Pentacles came up - it suggests someone who on the surface may look alright, but is probably hiding something more sinister (such as three bad investments in a row) under it all. I just hate making such statements in readings because I'm afraid I'll insult someone if I just tell you "I think your husband is a bad investor. He shouldn't be on the stock market." Lol.

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>>18283183
libra
male
18

Q. My heart is beating so crazy and i dont know why. Can you tell me something about my future girlfriend? How is she right now? is she okay? can you tell me something about her? thank you very much tarot bro.

>>18283279
And your reading is spot on. Even the differences about where we are because of the life we've lived.

>>18283284
LOL! Yeah, it's okay. His work is based on how many people book him as well, and last summer was incredibly slow, and this coming summer is shaping up to be slow as well (which I heard could be a KoP rx things).

>>18283261
But everything they said he did is most likely true. I know things about Empath that constitute him as a real piece of shit. Who even cares though, right?

>>18283261
From the bottom of my heart thank you. Hoping this all blows over and I can come back and read for you lovely folks. I've been out dealing with some personal life regarding family.
>>18283232
I don't hate anyone, dislike yes, but not hate. I asked you a few times if you could ease up on certain behaviours, as well to stop reading people without their permission; you completely disregarded me on both accounts. Gonna let the dust settle and if you wanna contact me via pm we can discuss getting you unbanned if you're interested in returning at a later date.

>>18283295
Np. Hope things work out. People do miss you here.

>>18281982
Yeah, but living in the "real world" that's ruled by logic and reason is a lot less fun than taking acid and trying to summon the devil.

>>18283294
Seriously, why do you? Are you fucking him? Are you paying his bills?

>>18283300

shhh...shhh.. we're trying to pretend that never happened.

>>18283295
People love drama Empath. Everyone gets turned on eventually on 4chan, its the way of the world.

>>18283294
her girlfriend cares about him. KEK

>>18283216
Cards:
Five of Swords
Eight of Swords
Six of Pentacles
Eight of Pentacles
Nine of Wands

Daaaaamn man, Lesser Arcana for days. No offense man, but these cards are pretty dark. You've got a lot of bad calamities coming your way. At the very least, not job-wise. You're good at your job and will find employment. In terms of you and X, she may see you as too generous, but good luck Anon. I wouldn't let the cards get my hopes down, I'd try and change fate ;)

LOVE FOR EMPATHS.
EMPATH APPRECIATION DAY IS TODAY
EMPATH APPRECIATION DAY IS TOMORROW
REPOST EVERYDAY IF YOU LOVE EMPATHS

>>18283311
his* FUCK!.

>>18283304
hwoops.

Who wants a drunk+high 1 card reading?

>>18283183
Bout to change my life forever (enlisting) so i'd appreciate a reading.
Don't hold back.
>capricorn
>22
>male

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>>18283311
>>18283294

>>18283322


Sounds lovely. Will trade.

>>18283314
>Lesser Arcana
So basically lots and lots of bad luck?

>she may see you as too generous

to her or in general?

>>18283322
Sure I'll take a love reading, why not. Also what are you high on?

>>18283322
ayyyyy me
I'm interested in seeing where this goes

>>18283294
#justariesthings HAHAHA

>>18283303
Kek, I just find the fact that people defend him when his actions should call for further inspection to be tiring. He's not the greatest person, neither I am and there's no fault in that. Although when someone does really scummy shit they deserve and should expect to be called out on it, instead of being further white knighted because he answers everyone's desperate love queries for free.

>>18283329

>Ace of Cups, Reversed

Alrighty bruv. I see for you an unexpected change sometime soon. You are here, and you're not gonna be here soon. No matter what you're thinking is gonna change right now about your life, it's not gonna be that. Nay, life is too much a tricksy and unpredictable bitch for that.

Good Luck and No Refunds!

For trade, boy howdy I'd sure love to know if I'm gonna get that Good Good with the qt grill tomorrow night!

>>18283221
Cards:
Ace of Pentacles
Ten of Cups
Five of Cups
Knight of Swords
Ace of Swords
Knight of Wands
Page of Cups, reversed

I will be honest. Yes, you will meet her. She will be in your town. There will be some trouble, however. Five of Cups signifies that you may get her - but you will lose something important as well, and it will be bitter. Ace of Swords is a strong card in love, so whatever you're up against, you'll survive it, but not without its losses. Knight of Wands suggests you'll even move in together with this girl. Good luck anon.

>>18283337
IT'S AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD. We're a bunch of hopeless cucks who come on this board every day hoping someone with skill will grace us with a love reading about how shitty our lives are. How much you give a damn about this is just another reason why you need to make some friends offline. You are not Batman. You are not the hero /div/ needs or deserves. We want you to go away and Empath to come back, cool? Mmk thanks.

>>18283333
Nice fucking Quads bruv. Oh boy, I had some Hennesy, some bacardi, some skyy, some triple sec, and then finished the night with high quality cannabis sativa. Ran the fucking gambit.

>Four of Wands, Reversed

I see... a hookup in your future. It's not gonna be something that'll last past a handful of brief, albeit passion filled encounters. You're not gonna find your wife, but you'll sure find a good story for the boys around the fuckin' campfire.

No refunds in sight.

>>18283343
Thank you very much. Interesting though, I wonder what a loss could be? I mean the only thing I can think of is a loss of freedom in some respect, but is that really a loss though to gain love? And some trouble, wonder what that could be too.

>>18283322
Me please
22
male
capricorn
Just lemme know what you feel

>>18283272
Cards:
The Hanged Man
The Tower
Six of Wands

Hi femanon. You will go into some trials and tribulations concerning D, ending with The Tower, so that's not a good sign. Expect troubling moments and upset demeanor. But the Six of Wands is a good card for the end - stay positive! At the end of it all, you'll either receive great news or finally find the hope you've been searching for, so you can find the person you want. Good luck!

Dubs and trips as far as thee eyes can see. I can't check them all. Halp

>>18283334
Life is all about seeing how far you can push things.

>Queen of Pentacles

See, I'm getting a very "discipline equals freedom" vibe from this one. You're gonna spend some time training yourself in some area. Giving up some free time in the short term that will in the long term help you save a lot of time later. I don't know exactly how to put it in more detail than that.

You're still technically uniquely entitled to a refund, #54 in line, please hold.

>>18283344
>We're a bunch of hopeless cucks who come on this board every day hoping someone with skill will grace us with a love reading about how shitty our lives are.

Excellent, you just further proved my last point. Really, I could give a shit if he's a terrible person. What I do give a shit about is rampant defensiveness when someone calls out your fave for who he is and what he's done.

>>18283347
That is a lot of random alcohol to mix. But I can't talk on that. As for the weed, keep it that way. As someone who has done his fair share of drugs and made of mess of their lives in the past, trust me, keep it that way.

Also thanks, I'd ask for some clarification on that, but good enough.

>>18283352
Alright, so it sounds like he isn't worth pursuing, but that another guy will come along?

>>18283358
this.

>>18283351
just a sec
>>18283358
NOBODY CARES HOMO
>>18283360
I really went for it, I gotta tell ya. Alright I mean to clarify, you're probably gonna meet her at a party neither of you intended to be at. That's about as far as I can see

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>>18283291
Correct. Pentacles are dark cards at the end of the day, King especially. Keep your head up anon, work has been slow for us. On the bright side, I have more time for Tarot readings and helping others. Gotta stay positive!

>>18283200
there were three (3) on my front page. someone had to say something about it.

>>18283358
And what exactly has he done to you, personally? This isn't an anime kawaii life that you're the hero of. No one gives a shit what he did. No one except you and the two other cucks who insist and "trying to make a difference". Maybe you need to work it out with him personally.
>calls out your fave
Got one reading from Empath ages ago when I first started going on /div/. What I care about is that he's a good reading. He gives good advice and almost everyone considers him accurate and we don't want people who think they're doing /div/ a favor by running him off, when really you're just pissing everyone off.

>>18283337
Welcome to /div/. Other readers have been straight up slandered and had rumors made up about them and nobody cared to defend them because they weren't cranking out readings for the thirsty fucks here. But someone who reads for the thirsty masses regularly will always be whiteknighted, no matter what a piece of shit they are. Welcome to /div/. I've neither shitposted nor defended ant reader here but I do think this shit is hilarious. By the way, we're all apparently just jealous, remember...

>>18283366
Hmm, meant more clarification on why its just brief passion filled encounters as opposed to something more, but that works too.

>>18283368
Keep your head up, anon. :) Thanks for the read. I'm not too worried about him. He almost always shows up as KoP in my personal reads, so this is just another year he's down on his luck. We still have a great relationship otherwise. I don't care much what he does with his money. Even though our travel plans got ruined, he still made sure we got to spend time together and we had some mini adventures. I just want to support him in whatever he does. :)

>>18283351
I feel fuckin' topped, mate.

>Knight of Swords

Alright so I see you being about to fucking go off on someone. Someone's just been pushing you a little bit more close to the line every fucking day. Draw your line in the sand, broski. Don't let them rule your life and push you around. Tell that bitch what's what.

>>18283330
To her, specifically. Every time I pull Six of Pentacles it speaks to me. I think of one exact thing my ex-girlfriend brought up to me:

"You always buy me gifts whenever I'm angry. I want you to care for me, not buy me gifts."
This is what the card represents. I would always buy my ex flowers/cards/chocolates whatever when I would screw up, in order to attempt to regain their favors - but it doesn't work anon. People care about your initial actions, and for them to be fair, they don't want you to come back with a gift because you messed up. It doesn't sit well with people. Hope this helped.

>>18283369
Like I said, a new one is made when the old one reaches bump limit, just like astrology general and dream general. Lately people have been cucking up the board with nonsense so they hit bump faster.

>>18283372
Fuuuuckin I don't know. Pretty sure its just that you have enough in common to both really like takin' a train ride to the bone zone, but not enough in common to have a lasting relationship, if I had to venture a guess.

>>18283375
hmm I do go mental on people when they piss me off but I can't think of anyone that would annoy me except my dad and we argue all the time anyway
Got me curious about what might happen now...
Thanks pal

>>18283348
There are other things that are first hidden from our view, that after we take the necessary steps, are revealed to us. I don't know what is about you, but you have a good aura - seek out Freemasonry if it interests you. You may start here, if you wish. The questions you've asked have set you up for higher planes of being.

>>18283352
The cards tell you what will happen if you continue on your current path. With that in mind: If you pursue X, you will run into some hard brick walls. So yes, I suggest you don't. But it's ultimately your choice, I can't make you choose one way or another. Good luck femanon, hang in there.

>>18283357
ur poppin out readings like indian babies even with swimming pools of devils water in you, so proud of you
I'm resuming my workout schedule during break. hard for me to commit to these GAINS but we gotta push thru

>>18283376
In short, gotta actually SHOW something instead of just bring something, I get it.

>>18283395
You just gotta do your fuckin best, IMPOSTER.

>>18283373
Good stuff anon! Nice to see women sticking by their man no matter what. Thankfully I currently am in the same situation. My girl has stuck with me despite my job situation, if anything she's helped a ton. I'd do the same for her any day. Nice to know you read Tarot too! Ever tried Runecasting?

>>18283401
Not yet. I've only been dabbling for about 6 months. Right now I just have a RW deck, but I'm pretty damn interested in the stones, but I'm curious..what is runecasting?

>>18283392
I understand. Thanks for the reading :)

>>18283387
Hey thanks, usually people just find me intimidating, I don't mean to be honestly. Probably because I squint so much, which I have too, light bothers my eyes unless I squint. It screws with something in my eyes the optometrist said.

Anyways, Freemasonry doesn't particularly interest me, but I can probably find stuff that does interest me around here that works similarly enough I suppose.

>>18283401
Can I have my reading now senpai? I am worrying about the bump limit of this thread.>>18283286
thank you.

>>18283397
Yep! That's the message in a nutshell.
Also, >>18283392
was meant for >>18283363

>>18283341

>Ace of Cups reversed

My Ace of Cups IS reversed. Sigh. Hopefully that not gonna be here soon doesn't imply my imminent demise at those hands. I recently got an unpleasant scry that brings that into question.

Well my specialty is not in future readings but let's pull one for how she feels about yeh.

>Reversed Temperance

I don't think she's gonna give it up to yeh. You're playing tricks anyhow, you old dog. She's wise to it.

[spoiler] but she does think you're a qt too[/spoiler]

>>18283400
lmao dubs of truth
I'm on an app and I'm not sure if using a trip will work with their code or if it will post my trip so here's a dumb test run

>>18283413
it does
tripfagging on normal now

>>18283411
>I don't think she's gonna give it up
>but she does think you're a qt too
Yeah, you're probably right.

>>18283370
That is literally not the fucking point. I'm not trying to run him off /div/ either. The point is that if he's done shitty things then he should expect criticism. Criticism is how someone learns and grows and becomes a better person. You and more likely others are not doing him any service by defending who he is.

>>18283409
Woops, I'm sorry I missed you. Here goes:
Cards:
Nine of Pentacles
Five of Pentacles
Seven of Wands
Five of Swords
Nine of Wands, reversed

You currently have the upper hand in your love affairs. You are safe, prudent, and secure. However, lots of bad luck. This was a full Lesser Arcana spread - ouch man. Nine of Wands reversed especially, signalling some serious calamities. You're fighting the good fight right now, probably trying to stay with her, fighting off external influences. But they will overcome you, and you will lose her. Sorry anon :/ good luck! >>18283286

>>18283425
criticism does that, but scandals don't really work the same way

It's a shame it has to be such.

>>18283425
And shitposting /div/ and making other people unhappy is how you intend to punish him? He is not here right now, anon. When you get bored of shitposting and go away he will be back and it will be like you don't even exist. Just let it go. It's not your responsibility to ensure people you barely know from the internet grow up. You're just ruining the thread for the rest of us. Please stop wasting bumps now and go find something else to do or go address the /div/ Discord personally.

>>18283403
I've been in the Occult for nine years now - started out back as a kid just writing a Book of Shadows and learning all he could. I've been Runecasting for four years or so now - it's the Norse equivalent of the Tarot. Runecasting is the act of throwing the runes for divination purposes. It can be mixed with the Tarot, or used alone. I always give my most accurate readings with runes, only having picked up an RW deck myself a couple weeks ago (thanks girlfriend). I got good at Runecasting through 4chan - I think it's the best thing ever to cast for people I don't even know the appearance of, it makes for some good, scarily accurate readings.

>>18283422


I cheated and drew a few extra cards. My page of pentacles is the cutest one of the bunch. She likes yeh. Be nice to her.

>>18283406
Freemasonry was just the first thing I thought of because I belong - but honestly, any mystery school will do. My point is, you have something in you, some desire to know. The questions you asked me showed me this. Good luck anon, you fellow wizard.

>>18283425
>expecting an Aries to take criticism and not perform mental gymnastics that lead him to conclude that he's awesome and everyone else is just jealous
>expecting an Aries to be capable of personal growth
You're wasting your time, just call it a day.

>>18283432
I will do my best, I will 100% NOT get as inconsolable as I am right now tomorrow.

>>18283433
I see, thanks for the replies TarotBro. You have a good night.

>>18283431
That's actually pretty interesting! I'll look into it, and definitely come back and practice for us sometime. I know a lot of people would dig a reading like that. Tarot is helpful for advice, but not great for a lot of those yes or no questions people have around here, which was why I was looking into picking up some stones. :))