Greentext thread

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>>18281112

keep it up buddy, didn't see a good greentext story in a while.

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>>18281158

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Who remembers this guy?

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SPOOKY

>>18281215
hot daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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>>18281112

Not my story, reposting

>House sitting for my grandmother about 10 years ago
>Basically get to live there for free while she's on vacation which is heaven for a poor student like myself
>One night as I'm leaving the bathroom I hear a voice from her bedroom
>"anon... please help me anon..."
>Oh fuck my grandmother is hurt
>Instincts are full drive, race for the bedroom, stop myself just inches from opening the door
>Realized she doesn't come home till the next day
>Ask through the door why I didn't hear her come in
>Long pause, "help anon.... please come in here..."
>Scared out of my fucking mind at this point, turn and book it out of the house (absently noting her car wasn't in the garage on the way out)
>Call police at neighbors, they search the place but find nothing unusual
>The next day I stay just long enough to grab my things and get the fuck out of there

Nobody believes me when I tell them this story, they all think it's the hilarious story of when anon thought he heard something and called the cops. My grandmother lived another 7 years before dying peacefully in her sleep. I've never gone into that house again.

>>18281412

>England, 1993, staying at a friend's house in a very old village called Lynstead in Kent
>About 9/10 years old
>Friend's family are Christian, really religious types
>Stories of witchcraft and Satanism in parts of the village, mostly in the woods
>Staying up with friend listening to music and chilling about midnight, maybe a little later
>Ancient graveyard and church literally right next to the house
>We hear the church bells ringing and don't think much of it, sounded slow, like tolling
>Friend's mum comes upstairs and is visibly freaked out
>Tells us both to go to sleep. "Wtf mum, it's not even that late!" my friend protests but she insists we get into bed and sleep
>Starts closing blinds and closing windows, locking doors downstairs and turns off all the lights
>The church bells continue ringing for a while later. Pitch black, all the otgher houses are lights out
>We reluctantly sleep
>Tomorrow morning we wake up and ask her what her problem was at breakfast
>Tells us the church bells had been removed three years ago and never returned
>Tells us that the tolling was a Death Knell, a tolling that is naturally slower that let villagers know of an important death in the village

>>18281417

>Germany, 1944
>posted up along a trenchline, Christmas Eve
>No movement the last three days either side, CO making rounds talking about Turkey and ham, maybe even some chocolate chip cookies from his wife.
>We're all chatting and breaking ranks for the spirit. Bunch of chatter about ceasefires from the previous years.
>couple of guys get the idea that we should try to break bread with the enemy.
>CO catches wind and shuts it down. Three guys keep pushing it though.
>hours tick on, suns goin down, CO is off fillin paperwork. Same three get together and rip up their bedsheets to make flags.
>I tell em it's a bad idea.they tell me to stop being a pussy. Go back to my chores.
>I stop to watch them climb up flags first out of the trench. One by one they fall back on.

No one did anything. No one shot back. CO threw a fit and had them trucked out. They didn't make it.

What haunts me to this day, what no one said anything about. Wasn't no gun shot that took em out. Their throats had been cut out. Too clean for an animal, too much for a knife.

I think if it'd had the mind to none of us would've seen the sun come up.

>>18281169
So we'll know for sure if this guy is fucking around within the next 10 days

>>18281404
You can't stop this dick.

>>18281140
>Eli
>fELIne
At last I truly see

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>>18281698
Decartes would be proud.

>>18281404
>looking to get spooked
>get diamonds instead

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>>18284747
2/2
does anyone have the ''THE KING COME DOWN'' one?

>>18281169
For once I wish these profecies were real

>>18284755

Amazing read. Habbo was the shit back in the day.

>>18284755
>2007
>be in 8th grade, discover /b/
>raid Habbo constantly

Those days, they will never come back again

>>18281158
>>18281163
These are still my favorite green texts of all time.

>>18281404
Protip: if you are looking for spoops, this story is a waste of time. It's just some guy bragging about his first girlfriend who has a "too cool" personality disorder

>>18281134
nice.

anybody have the one with the skinwalker that takes place in alabama?

>>18281112
That was fucking amazing

Great GTs

>>18281140
Neat.

>>18284989
Like tears in rain.

>>18284755

Never used habbo, but all these were a fun read, I really like the spooky net stories, but it's hard to find something that's not an obvious lie written by some 13yo

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Thank god someone made this thread it wouldn't be real Halloween otherwise

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Postan mine. Happy Hollars Eve, /x/.

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>>18281113
The Witness!

>>18281169
I love how that thread had around 2-3 other bullshitters whose theories were proven false.

>>18281169
"3-3:30pm" ...and what timezone?

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This was just posted here pahahaha
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>>18288774
keking so fucking hard

>>18281112
>ghost puncher

every

time

There needs to be a sequel where he convinces a demon to be his new lifting buddy

>>18288734
Only true time is in Greenwich. We invented it.

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>>18288774
>>18288777
Why do you still have the annoying skeleton? Is it just me or is that like super annoying?

>>18281112
good read, good laugh

>>18281404
Best greentext ever

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>>18288777
>HELVETE JAVLA FAN
>mfw

I sniff a faggola

>>18289276

It's super fucking annoying man.

Seen a few dogman threads the past few days and reminded me of this. Happened 4 years ago, before I was interested in paranormal shit.
Only told this to my sister and my mate, both say I was talking shit. Was on a geography school trip to the Lake District and Yorkshire Dales, first day was Lake Distict second was Dales. We stayed overnight in the Dales: a youth hostel in Malham, small village in the middle of nowhere with no real streetlights.
>getting dark when we arrive in the because it's early February
>teachers escort us to the pub so we can all have soft drinks and relax
>about 9pm we head back to the hostel, pitch black except for the pub light and the torches we carried
>fast forward to 10pm we are all cozied up in beds and sleeping except me because I'm so used to staying up much later
>no curtains on window so I look out into the dark lit only by the moonlight, stars look nice because there's no light pollution
>what looks like a sheep walks by
>and another
>thought I might be falling asleep, counting sheep
>another walks by but taller and walking on two legs
>walking two legs
>shit my pants and retreat back to my bed against the far wall
>can still see outside the window
>see another two legged sheep walk the same way
>hide under my covers and worry myself to sleep
>next day we head up the side hill to the top of the cove where the limestone pavement is (if you've seen part one of the last Harry Potter you'll recognise it from when Harry and Hermione dance when Ron's not there
>laughing and joking with my mate about slipping through a grike when I see a sheep laying down at the side of the limestone pavement
>it's fucking dead
>insides hanging out and everything, fresh as the morning air
>show my mate and tell him what happened last night
>says I'm talking shit
>dismiss it as paranoia and lack of sleep
That's all that happened, looked up Yorkshire sheep man recently but got nothing.

>be me about a month ago
>Gf is housesitting her friends friends house to feed pets while they're on vacation (always wondered how chicks got these kind of jobs)
>Random couple in their mid thirties with two little girls
>Wife kinda hot
>She invites me over several times over a two week period
>I refuse several times just BC the idea just seemed weird
>Finally accepted for the fuck of it
>Get there during the day, nice place
>typical upper middle class home and neighborhood
>Get inside, first thing I notice is the living room
>Big bookshelf FULL of books, an easel with notes, alphabet on wall, couch, flatscreen, entertainment center
>Ask gf whats up with the notes and alphabet
>Tells me kids are homeschooled
>Thought it was kinda weird, but whatevs. Maybe thats how wealthy ppl stay wealthy, idk
>Spend the next hour or so just looking over the house, not snooping, just looking around
>Day goes on, we watch movies, fool around, play with dogs
>She falls asleep first, I pass out afterwards.
>The next day she had to work and she talked me into staying at the house to watch dogs til she got off
>No car btw, basically stuck at the house
>Use this alone time to snoop

Cont?

>>18291390
>Gf is at work
>I'm at the house alone
>I knew from the moment I walked into this house I was eventually going to be going through these peoples shit
>Start snooping
>Start with kitchen and bathrooms
>Find liquor stash and tampons, enough to keep me going
>Then on to the parents room
>My fascination with the mom encouraged me
>Enter bedroom
>First is first, check under mattress for Dildo
>Nothing
>Wtf.jpg
>Then under the bed
>Find empty gun cases, good thing BC I prob would've stole them if they had guns
>Also find long pair of knee high black leather heels
>Hellyeah.gif
>Continue snooping
>Check drawers in dresser
>Find nothing other than the Mom's secret sexy panty stash, of course I sniffed
>Went on to the Nightstand, found handcuffs, real handcuffs then another set of fuzzy ones
>Holyfuckmomisadominatrix.exe
>Move to closet
>Find several shoeboxes, clothes, and a trunk
>Open trunk
>Find DVD case full of dvds
>Find several DVDs labeled for birthdays, weddings, 4th if July
>In the back of book, find homemade DVD labeled Erika

Cont?

>>18291391
Go for it

>>18291391

Please continue. Want to see if this is some kind of hot wife who is a dominatrix skinwalker or some shit

>>18291391
You're a terrible person for snooping... please continue.

>>18284747
>>18284751
Good read, spooked me. Fucking skinwalkers.

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>>18284751
>

>>18281112
Holy shit I fucking read this in class and burst out laughing. Good shit.

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>work pest control
> servicing houses as usual
> get to oldish looking house in nice ass Area
> go about my business and spray pesticides
> get asked to do inside treatment....
> fuckme.gif
> I know it's going to put me behind schedule but I'll just say fuck it and do it
> sprays entire house feel nothing
> get to one room and bam I felt a weird presence
> get image of old lady in a black silhouette that pops into my head
> mind you I already think I'm clairvoyant to start with
> ask new owners of house who lived at the house
> oh just an old lady :))
> getmeoutofhere.jpg
> leave house and precense dissipates

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>>18291390
>>18291391
>Find DVD labeled Erika, only DVD labeled something other than an event
>Decide to watch it
>Take it to living room, put in DVD player, press play
>The title screen soon comes on the screen and it looked like a young girl's school picture or yearbook picture
>Thought it was one of the daughters at first but after glancing to a family portrait on a nearby wall, I was assured it was not.
>Girl looked to be 10-12 years old
>Spookedasfuck.jpg
>Press play
>The screen goes black, but I knew the DVD was playing BC I hear low sounds of what sounded like muffled crying
>Ohmygod.gif
>Then you can hear a bit of talking but it's too low to make out what's being said
>Grab remote and turn volume all the way up, still couldn't make out the words
>It seemed the camera or microphone was closer to the sobbing than the talking
>Get goosebumps
>The screen then flashes bright when what I guess was a spotlight turns on and shines at the wall revealing a young girl bound and gagged in some weird rope torture setup(pic for reference)
>Girl is terrified and crying while the light and camera are pointed right at her
>Holyfuck.exe

Cont?

Probably gay glitch but still spooked me a little when I was a kid

>Summer 2010, sophomore in highschool.
>got new graphics card and was testing out arms 2, which I had bought but never was fully able to play cause of shit PC
>Start a custom game in takistan and spawn myself just a bike
>high FPS with good graphics, a poor gamer's dream
>ENEMY, 6'OCLOCK, UNKNOWN, VERY FAR.
>wot
>my character just alerted me to an enemy that shouldn't be there
>I didn't give myself a weapon and didn't care to look up the commands to spawn one so I turn around on my bike and head up the opposite direction
>ENEMY, 6 OCLOCK, UNKNOWN.
>turn back around. The road in game I was on was just a slightly winding road in a valley.
>head that direction
>ENEMY, 6 OCLOCK, UNKNOWN, VERY CLOSE.
>turn around again, still nothing
>nahnigga.jpeg
>turn off arma 2 and play TF2

>>18291934
do go on unless this is boring rape story

>>18291934
Keep going, bro. Tell the whole story.

>>18281112
I know this is fake as fuck, but I've read it a dozen times since it was first posted. The OP of that story needs to do a follow up.

>>18281169
Trump won't drop out. He's got a hard on for it now. An automated car did this far earlier in the year, or even last year, with a human aboard just in case. Still waiting on that landmark to get fucked up. Two months to go, oh prophet.

>>18291934
>Girl tied up and gagged in some weird rope torture device
>Crying at the camera, begging whoever is behind the scenes to "stop"
>Begin feeling guilty for watching but can't look away
>After a few minutes a woman walks into frame wearing a black slutty outfit, like a dominatrix or some shit, black knee high heels, and a black mask that covers just her eyes (like Robin's mask from Batman and Robin)
>Holyfuck it's the mom
>Start to legitimately get scared while watching
>The mom begins talking to the girl, then slapping her, then screaming, then more slapping
>She then tears the clothes off the girl
>Girl still crying, now completely nude
>Mom walks out of frame, girl is left crying
>Then another person walks into frame wearing a skin tight leather gimp suit(exactly like the one from American Horror Story)
>It was obvious it was a male because an erect penis was hanging out of the front where the crotch is
>Had to be the dad
>Oh god.gif
>Man begins rubbing penis on girl, puts between legs, then continues to brutally rape the girl
>The mother laughs off screen and steps in here and there just to smack the girl around while the dad rapes her her in ever position imaginable
>After an hour, the DVD ends and goes back to the title screen of school picture
>Wtfdidijustwatch.exe
>Freaked out, I take the DVD back to the DVD case and out everything away just like it was
>Go outside to backyard to smoke a cigarette and wrap my head around everything that I just seen
>Gotta tell gf
>Call her phone, no answer
>She was at work so I just sent a text
>"Call me asap!!"
>These people are fucking sick pedophile rapist, probably kidnappers too
>Pull out phone, begin looking for missing children named Erika in the area
>Couldn't find anything related to the girl I seen on the DVD
>Continue smoking cigarettes, looking around backyard
>See old concrete shed/workshop in corner of yard next to a carport where a truck and riding lawnmower was parked
>Walk over to it
Con?

>>18294316
Don't ask, just keep going man.

>>18294316
Dude where are you?

>>18294316
>As I get closer to the concrete shed and carport, I start to get scared
>What if this is where they raped the girl?
>What if she's still in there?
>Finally get to it and begin looking around
>First thing I notice is two heavy duty padlocks on door, locked from outside
>Fuuck.jpg
>Lean in to put ear next to door to see if hear anything inside
>Nothing
>Walk around the shed to find another way in
>Nothing. No windows or nothing.
>Finally give up and head back towards house.
>Before I reach the door, I take the last drag from my cigarette and turn around to flick it into the yard, giving the shed one last look
>I notice something I didn't see when I was out there
>A camera was mounted on the post of the carport aimed at the backyard and entrance to shed
>HOLYFUCK.gif
>Start freaking out even more
>I'm getting the fuck out of here
>Run inside, lock door, start to put my shoes on
>House phone rings
>Heart drops to my asshole
>I don't answer it, let it keep ringing
>Goes to family answer machine that has both parents and both daughters happily telling the caller to leave message
>There was a long pause before a man's voice is heard.
>"..... Hey, Michelle. This is Terry, just calling to check in on you and make sure everything is alright at the house. Hope you're not bring any boys over haha, call us back when you can."
>Put shoes on, lock the house, and leave walking

He knew I was there. He knew I was outside by the shed, I'm positive. He called as soon as I got inside, had a long pause before speaking over the answering machine, and why would he call my gf on the house phone? When I finally heard from my gf and told her about everything, she thought I was full of shit. Said there was no way they were kidnapping pedo rapist because they have kids and they're christian. They all go to church together. As much I tried to make her believe me, she didn't. And to this day and for the rest of my days, I believe that little girl Erika was in that shed.

End

>>18294341
Georgia, USA

>>18294345
Good job not doing anything

>>18294345

>be Erika
>be kidnapped by child raping hillbillies
>locked in shed every day
>only taken out to fuck gimpsuit freaks
>total darkness otherwise
>one day hear something near the door
>it's a retard

You were supposed to be into it, they wanted to adopt you into their weird little pedo community.

What you were SUPPOSED to do was wait until the parents came home then sexily blackmailed them into letting you in on things.

DUH

Requesting the story of the family killed by cops, after calling for an investigation into alien-like creatures that rhey called 'Roos'
It had maps attached

>>18294903
>it's a retard

kek

>>18281419
>Trenches
>1944
Whoever wrote this must have gotten their wars mixed up.

>>18295189

There was a lot of trench warfare in the second world war.

>>18291348
>Yorkshire Sheep Man

this needs more attention

>>18295355
Lulz

>>18294345
Talk more about more story fags. God you guys suck

>>18281112
Why keep having these threads?
Always the same greentext stories that we all know.

>>18294903
Fucking lol.

>>18295553
Hey fag, my shit was original.
>>18294345

>>18295649
Did you slide into your mom's room afterwards and stretch her vagina canal with your girthy young dick? No? Didn't think so. Gtfo fag

>>18295205
At certain stages trenches were utilized where static warfare was present or falsely expected, but not by the allies during the highly mobile last stage of the war that was the invasion of Germany, with the story claiming to take place on German soil. There's also the fact that the Western allies didn't enter German territory until March 1945, making a story set on a Western front in Germany in Christmas of 1944 entirely impossible.

>>18294345
If this is real, then I'm going to spare calling you a retard for not calling the cops and tell you to call them right now. If you're worried about getting in trouble for snooping I guarantee it would be both legally and socially overlooked in favor of you turning in two people who rape kids in their back yard. Jesus Christ get over whatever is holding you back and keep another kid from being horribly raped and probably murdered. I know there's a 99% chance this isn't true and I'm just gonna come off as a dumb gullible moralfag, but I couldn't not say something if there's a 1% chance some people are raping kids and some retard knows and isn't doing anything about it.

>>18294345
why not keep the DVD as evidence to give to cops before you pussied out? Now no one will stop the bad guys in your fictional story :(

>>18295790
I actually did that, but with your mom.
What's your problem anyway?

>>18294352
Spoopy. I live in an upper class neighborhood in Georgia.

Mind telling what county?

>>18281140
>Trying to compete with an irl anime
>For a girl

He had no chance poor kid

Does anyone here have the greentext about the dude whose friend received a call, went insane, and broke his neck after climbing up a fence?

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>>18300144

anyone have that aussie greentext about the white tree that was moving closer to the guys house, his armpit got filled with mollusks? I've been looking for months, would love to read it again.

>>18299169
Glynn

>>18301745
It's literally in this thread.
>>18284747
>>18284751

>>18291742
demonic god
Oxymoron.

>>18301951
Thank you, I'm an idiot

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I have some shit tier OC

>early 2007
>home alone, 13 years old
>should note that I am female
>live way out in the sticks, never have visitors and always been a solitary life with my parents with the closest house being about 3 miles away
>mother went off on a shopping trip and father was visiting his lady friend for the night (affair we found out about a few years later, his excuse to me at the time of this was that he had to go fix something at the office)
>never really thought too much of their leaving me alone, I was at the age where I was okay with it and actually looked forward to it
>playing on our xbox 360, nothing special and just having an overall good time
>hear some sticks snapping outside in the woods but figure it is just some animal or something as usual
>go back to game, everything quiet for the next few minutes
>hear the sound of something in the yard, snow crunching and sifting
>glance outside to see if a deer or something found its way onto the lawn, in which case I'd have to shoo it away
>see absolutely nothing, but still hear the crunching immediately in front of the window
>fairly confused, but chalk it up to nothing out of the ordinary
>go back to gaming
>a few hours pass and it is dark out, it's around 11pm
>not really tired but figure I could just play gameboy in bed as usual
>head up to my room but find my eyes drawn to my parents' room
>get a weirdly powerful feeling of grief, for no reason
>head into my room
>I black out as soon as I enter, no idea why
>wake up, I am in bed even though I don't remember even getting in
>it's about 3 hours later
>bed is about 12 feet from the door
>super confused but I have had things like this happen in the past where I have fallen asleep in the bathroom and woken up in bed, my father having carried me there
>figure he is home so I walk over to my parents' room to peek inside
>bed is empty, no one inside the room
>check downstairs, and glance at the driveway

>>18304639
>there is no car there, and the snow is completely undisturbed (it was snowing quite a bit when my father left so any tire tracks would be buried fairly quickly)
>find that really really weird, so I start to feel uneasy
>its 2am now
>figure I might as well distract myself until my father comes home, so I go to play gamecube again
>the house feels much darker than usual all of a sudden, even with all the lights on
>sit down and play, chose a cute little game to try to improve my mood
>it works for a while, and I am happy
>hear a small knock in the hall, mood immediately goes to shit and I become super paranoid
>do what every kid does and run upstairs to hide in my room
>once again, the second I reach my doorway I black out
>only a few minutes pass this time, I wake up in bed
>see a huge fucking shadow moving away from the foot of the bed and out into the hall
>close my eyes and pretend I didn't see a thing
>try to sleep
>fall asleep for about an hour, still home alone when i wake up
>when i wake up the shadow is right over my body
>it looks like it is laying right on top of me
>suddenly get this feeling of impending dread, cant breathe
>i cannot move at all, and I feel something moving up my side
>feels almost like a hand, but all I can manage to see out of my peripherals is more shadow
>try to call out for someone, but i can only manage a small grunt
>the feeling moves all over my body, as if something was legit feeling me up
>it suddenly stops and I can move again
>the shadow disappears and I hear the front door unlock and open
>jump out of bed and run downstairs
>father is in the kitchen, I practically leap into his arms
>tell him what happened, and he gets probably the angriest look I have ever seen in my life on his face
>turns the house upside down trying to look for an intruder, because he thought someone tried to rape me

>>18304642
>we had this "home security system" at the time, cameras pointed at the door to the house and two in the front and back yards
>father goes into the basement to check his feeds
>absolutely nothing on any of them
>comes back up
>yells at me for lying

Nothing like this ever happened again, and we moved out of the house in 2010. Any ideas as to what happened?

>>18304646
Dream/sleep paralysis/mental break or some shit. Or an actual spoopy haunting

Back in the day at least one person would post a gif screamer

>>18305057
I'd chalk it up to that, but I have had sleep paralysis several times before. While I have had hallucinations sometimes, I have never felt anything physical while it happened.

>>18281404
h-has anyone got more like this

>>18304646

Your house may have had infrasound shit happening. This can cause shadow illusions and feelings of dread or other emotions.

>>18287991
I have to read this one everitiem

>>18294345
Should have kept the DVD, and turned it in. Unless, you didn't care, then who cares I suppose.

>>18288098
This really doesn't belong here but I saved it anyways. Lol'd hard at the last line

>>18294345
If this is real then I hope you realize how horrible you are. You're not only a pussy, but you're an idiot, and MOST of all a piece of shit. Way to let these sick fuckers continue living. You could have made a copy of the DVD, or stolen it, or at the very least shown it to your idiot girlfriend (I call her an idiot because she has to be stupid for dating a nutless retard like you)

>>18304642
>360
>GameCube

I know I shouldn't nitpick over a trivial detail like that, but it takes me out of the story, goddammit.

>>18306187
FUUUUUUCK
that one's fucking creepy

>>18306298
Oh my god I didn't notice! I went back and changed Gamecube to 360 because I remembered that we upgraded that year. Just read it as 360!

>>18294345
This ruined my night. You are awful. I can't say I wouldn't have done the same, but if I did thenot I can say that I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that I let these sick fucks get away.

>>18305435
>infrasound

>Anyone wanna see my penis¿

>>18284747
The face is a deer ass.

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this thread is shit

have some good stuff faggots

i hate neo 4chan

>>18281113
If this was actually true, I can only imagine the Doc asking himself "why does anon insist on doing dumb shit"

HAS ANYONE GOT THE STORY OF SOME FUCKING SOLDIER WHO GOT INTO AN IRAQI CULT-WORSHIPPING PLACE AND WAS ATTACKED BY a HEADLESS IRAQI ß

>>18308405
Polandball.

>>18306903
Hey, no worries, shit happens. My brain likes to pull that shit often. I was watching "As Above, so Below" the other night, and while I won't spoil it in case anyone wants to watch it, some weird plot inconsistencies prevented me from really getting into the movie.

>10 years ago, family moves into new house
>Great house, parents couldn't believe how cheap it was
>Weird things start happening a month after we move in
>Hear creaking noises upstairs like someone is walking around, when nobody is there
>Dog keeps watching something invisible move around, always acts nervous when upstairs
>Inexplicable puddles of water appear on upstairs bathroom floor overnight
>Weirdness starts escalating over the next few weeks
>Hear drain in upstairs tub gurgling at night, puddles on floor get bigger but we can never find where the water is coming from
>Start seeing shadows walk past doorways
>See movement out of the corner of your eye, but nothing is there
>Dog refuses to go upstairs at all now, pissed himself in terror and ran when I tried to carry him upstairs one night
>Start hearing whispering at night
>After a couple months of this creepy shit... she appeared
>Roughly mid-teens, transparent, and naked
>She would appear at night, but only if you were alone
>Never moved, never said anything, just stared at you
>Left a puddle wherever she stood
>My sister ran screaming out of the house more than once
>Freaked me out too
>My parents slept in the same bed, naturally, so they were rarely alone at night and didn't see her at first
>They decide this shit's real and do some research
>Ask neighbors, look up records at county court house and library, etc.
>House's original owners had a teenage daughter who slipped in the tub and drowned in the late 80's
>They didn't want to be where she died and moved shortly afterward
>House went through a series of owners, none lasting more than a year, and finally sat empty for 6 years until we bought it for what we thought was a steal
>Decide there's no way we're putting up with ghostly bullshit

Continued

>>18309973

>Call a priest to do an exorcism
>He never believed us, but he humored us anyway
>Didn't work; see-through girl was still ruining our floors with puddles every night
>Called a local psychic
>She did a seance, talked in a fake pirate voice, then a fake little girl voice, then demanded money
>Kicked her ass to the curb
>Tried all kinds of shit we read on the internet, burning sage, holy water, lemons, etc.
>None of it got rid of ghost girl
>Eventually decide to just suck it up and live with it
>Parents sleep together, so they almost never see her
>Sister is always staying at a friend's house when she can manage it
>Meaning I have to sit in my room, alone, all night, with some wet ghost staring at me the entire time
>Fun
>One night, my sister is at a friend's house (again) and my parents are out late, so I'm home alone
>Bored as hell, flipping through channels, trying to ignore ghost girl dripping on the floor and staring at me
>Suddenly realize I have a naked chick in the room and, if you ignore the fact that she's see-through, she's pretty easy on the eyes
>Eh, fuck it
>Ziiiiiiiiiiip fapfapfap
>She vanished right then and there
>Never appeared again, no more creepy noises, no more puddles, not a single sign of ghostly activity
>Bitch didn't even let me finish

And that's how I exorcised a ghost from my house.

>>18281113
P lame

>>18300868
Oh shit, thanks anon.

anyone have the story of that soldier who was injured on the front lines and his uncles ghost who was also in a war carried him back to their base or something

>>18281404
I came for the creppy green text histories but instead now I have my dick on fire

Does anyone still have that one from the balkan war?
The one from the tripfag Slavshit

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>>18309983

>>18309983
hey thats pretty good

>>18281112
>We find coded "pizza" messages in Podesta's emails.
>quickly narrow down possibilities to either CP or drugs.
>Comet Ping Pong Pizza
>research Comet for 10 seconds.
>definitely CP

>3 MINUTES Video SUMMARY:
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#James Alefantis' instagram late 11/5/16. by morning of 11/7/16 it was set to private:
http://pastebin.com/JktVbhZ7

>Uncomfy Background Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxLaxQyBGjE [Embed]

>tay welcomes the noobies:
http://pastebin.com/iAWRb7Mx

>Some recent Archives:
http://pastebin.com/j0itXxMY

The Archives may help (lurk more):
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>And [some] Previous Discussions:
>>>/pol/96940128
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Pedo PingPong
http://pastebin.com/VrSsBar1
[x]underground sex
http://pastebin.com/36Q0yKSM
[X]pedophile ring
http://pastebin.com/T7mAXDaq
[v]Jew York F8I Leaks
http://pastebin.com/kRjKPK1H
[ORIGINAL RESEARCH] Evidence for an International Child Sex Ring
http://pastebin.com/RPTLE0W8
Extensively Documented Proof...
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Epstein's Little Black Book
http://pastebin.com/m7FYj73Z
Billionaire Pedophile Jeffrey (((Epstein))) Sent Bill Clinton $3.5 Million From Secret Swiss Bank Account
http://pastebin.com/GsYbAQtp
Tons of pre-existing evidence of global pedo-ring implicating governments and etc.
http://pastebin.com/eUvcF9bm
A Powerful Billionaire, the Sex Scandal that Undid Him, and All the Justice that Money Can Buy:
http://pastebin.com/BpiSdSXp

>>18312453
eeleell

>>18285003
fuck yeah maine taxi guy

>>18284755
Anymore like this? It was a good read

>>18281169
c-can he still drop out?

>>18299370
>I was attacked by eldritch hobo bigfoot, then rescued and cockedblocked by a magical catboy

Anybody have the story of that green eyed, black furred monster that fucks chickens and wheezes a lot?

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I'm gonna dump a few sorry if i repost any from this thread

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>>18320299
Dubs!

>>18313125
Oh the one with the ghost dogs where the guy wound up having blown himself apart with a grenade or some shit? I'd like to read that one again as well.
He thought it was his penance for the sins he committed in the military or something and /x/ determined that they were pissed off hellhounds.

>>18281169
Lel

>>18295649
Kek

>>18304646
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

>>18305099
Fortunately /x/ seems to have improved in at least that one regard.

>>18309983
I kecked

>>18314135
Ayy lmao

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>Be me
>About a decade ago, give or take
>Visiting Yeo House National Historic Site (Pic related), Prince Edward Island, Canada
>Go on a guided tour
>We enter through a ground floor kitchen, tour guide talking about history of site
>Suddenly, spiel interrupted by door (the one leading further into the house) slowly creaking open and slamming shut with a force like cannon shot
>Now this door was solid oak, two inches thick bare minimum and heavy as hell
Tour guide's comments: [jokingly] Oh, that's just our resident ghost. We call him the Man Upstairs.
>Tour goes on, time passes
>Watching a display of spinning wheels and I'm bored as all hell
>Decide to leave tour group and explore house on my own
>Find narrow stairwell blocked off with 'employees only' sign
>Fuck it
>Climb under rope, up stairs
>Short hallway with a few rooms
>Second staircase at the end, much steeper - closer to a ladder with a handrail
>Climb that
>Find self in tower room, visible in pic related
>Freezing cold in there despite ~30 degree C weather outside
>Literally empty except for a bunch of dead flies
>Turn around and head back down steep staircase
>Halfway down, hear whooshing noise
>Force pushes me at the base of my back
>Thank god for that handrail or else I would have gone head over heels down that shit and probably snapped my neck
>Nope out of that floor and rejoin tour group
>Later still
>Walk past employee lounge, two staff members in period dress drinking coffee and chatting
>I overhear snippet of conversation
"The Man Upstairs seems particularly angry over the last hour. You didn't go upstairs, did you?"
>Nooooooooooope
>Four years later
>aimlessly browsing internet
>Find Yeo House on a list of reportedly haunted sites in Canada
>Retroactiveinfinitenope.wmv

>>18281113
Low effort

>Be me
>Somewhere in the vicinity of age 3
>Picking up chestnuts in my grandparents' back yard
>Look up
>See completely black silhouette walking across the yard
>Wearing some sort of wide-brimmed hat and long coat; can't make out any other features
>Makes absolutely zero noise despite this being autumn and the entire yard being covered in dry, crinkly leaves
>Nope out because child
>Look back on the way up the steps to the deck
>It's come around the corner of the yard and is moving towards the driveway
>Get inside, look out again
>Nothing
As a child, I was convinced it was coming after me, but thinking back it didn't act like it. I'm not even sure it knew I was there.

>>18321183
oh that's just hat man

>>18281158
These are the absolute best I've read, couldn't find them for some time. Thanks bro.

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>Be me
>October 2015
>US Marine, fresh outta boot camp
In the Marines every boot goes to a place called MCT (Marine Combat Training) after boot camp to learn how to kill things. Infantry Marines stay for 3 months but POGs (like myself) are only there for 1. East coast Marines go to a place in North Carolina called Camp Geiger.
>Almost done with MCT
>At in this small base out in the woods for the last part of our training
>People had been spreading rumors about a ghost named Molly that would walk by the front gate between 3 and 4 am
>It's a little girl
>One night my buddy had ammo watch
Some of us were put on different guard shifts every night (Armory watch, ammo watch, gate guard, etc.)
>Each sentry was given a radio to check in with the Sgt on duty every hour and to call in case anything happens
>Each radio is on the same channel so you can hear the other sentries when they talk
>Ammo watch was this little shed that had all the ammo in it (obviously) out in the woods, just two of them, far away from the gate and everything else
>3:30am or so
>Radio: "E-5 (xxx), come in this is gate guard over"
>Sgt (xxx): "This is E-5 (xxx), send it, over"
>Gate guard: "There's something in the woods. Over."
>"Well what is it? It's probably an animal you pussy. Over."
>"Negative Sgt I think it's a person, over"
>"Stand by. It's probably MARSOC. I'm coming over. Out."
MARSOC is like Marine special forces who train over there sometimes, sometimes mess with us, beyond operator.
>Next morning buddy tells me about what he heard on the radio, him and the guy he was with thought it was Molly
>I was already a little interested in the paranormal, so I say let's go talk to the guy about it
>Guy tells us he swears it was a little girl in the woods, the Sgt went out and couldn't find anyone, Sgt xxx said he didn't think MARSOC was out there training either during the time
>Says this isn't the first time this has happened, said it's probably Molly
Cont? If anyone is still ITT

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>>18323363
>Sgt also said Molly was a thing when even he was at MCT. Thought it was a rumor until he came a combat instructor and some of the other instructors said they saw her
>Other weird shit would happen there every once in a while
>He just stayed out there with this dude for the rest of his shift because all three of them were freaked out, including the Sgt.
>Anywho, a few days pass, more training more exercises
>hurricane comes
>thisisalreadyshittyenough.fml
>Rains and storms nonstop
>Place is basically flooded
>Finally get to the last exercise called BSRE (idfk what that stands for)
>It's basically a three day long simulated battle between each of the platoons, at least that's how my cycle did it
>My cycle was bigger than normal ones, just more Marines to train for some reason
There's a big fake camp that's supposed to be like one that would be in Iraq right inside the base, during the op one platoon had to defend it each day
>There were these four (I think) long shitty huts in there that they had us sleep in
>They said normally there's one they don't use but since our cycle was bigger they said they had to put us in there
>ok
>Sticks spiders mud everywhere
>Had us sleep on the concrete ground
>Still pouring rain
>Whydidisignupforthis.pdf
>Sleeping
>Or at least trying to
>Buddy (different one from before, but my closest friend by far) is standing watch
>Shines flashlight in my face
>Fuckyouman.gif
>Wakes me up, says he's super freaked out.
>What
>Says he saw a little kid, but it was a little boy
>Roll over, told him to fuck off, assumed he was messing with me
>Said no he was serious
>Looked at him, saw by the way he was staring at me and by the way he sounded he was genuinely scared
>Ok fine
>Get up, still storming out
>Looked outside and saw lightning flash and I felt kind of freaked out, just a creepy vibe in the air
>Everyone is passed out

Cont...

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>>18323438
>Just an eerie vibe in the air
>Hear my buddy make the weirdest sound ever, sound of pure fear
>Look over, shining flashlight at the ground
>Tiny wet footprints
>Heart drops to asshole
>Looks like this little boy walked like perfectly around him
>Oh my fucking God
>He is really freaked out, trying to laugh it off just saying he's about to shit himself
>Tell him to relax
>Don't even bother asking any of the exterior guards if they saw anything
>I stay up with him, just talking the rest of his shift about anything other than what we saw trying to get our minds off of how creepy the atmosphere is and how freaked out we are
>It works, he gets relieved and we both go back to sleep
>Don't even tell his relief about it lol
>Next day
>It finally stopped raining
>We don't tell anyone, don't want to freak anyone out, no one believe us, didn't want to spread more rumors, etc.
>We now say how we regret how freaked out we were and wished we went after it
>Yeah fucking right
>Day goes by, typical Marine Corps bullshit, stand by to stand by
>Next night like 12 of us volunteered to go with our motivated Sgt (Different one from before, we'll call him Sgt Smith) to go "recon" out in the woods all night since the storm had passed
>The woods in this part of NC were all pine trees, mud, and swamp
>We just patrolled around the perimeter of the woods for like 2 and a half hours, then we went out deep into the woods
>We set up a place to chill out on higher ground where it wasn't as wet and muddy
>Sgt Smith tells us his life story and stories about when he saw combat
>We all get into a really deep talk about life and such
>Completely forget about the previous night at this point.
>Hours pass, people start drifting off, Sgt Smith tells us to go to sleep and he'll take watch
>I love this guy, super cool dude

Cont

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>>18323483
>Before I pass out I tell Sgt Smith I'm going to take a piss
>Good to go
>Walk down this hill into kinda thick brush
>Too dark to see anything, step into what is the beginning of a swamp, only my foot gets wet
>fuck.jpg
>Take a few steps back, unbutton my trousers, whip it out
>Commence piss in 3... 2..
>Hear what sounds like someone walking through the water in front of me and big sticks snapping, like it's something huge
>Still dark as fuck, but I can make out something white, like a baggy white dress or something but I couldn't really tell
I'm getting shills tying this because of what I really saw
>Cancel piss
>Honestly my first thought was that a combat instructor had heard us and dressed up like a terrorist in one of those white robes to come ambush us
>Run up the hill and tell Sgt Smith we're about to get ambushed
>Says we're on a cease fire for the night because of the hurricane
>Asks me what I saw
>Tell him it was this white figure
>Tells everyone to wake up we're leaving
>Start to realize what I might have seen
>Ask
>Tells me not to worry about it just get my shit and get ready to leave
>We hike off and I ask him again
>Tells me quietly that if we stay then we'll hear screaming coming from deeper in the woods
>Heart sinks, I'm terrified
>Tell him what happened the previous night
>Gets quiet, says they normally don't put Marines in there because of that reason
>They call the ghost I saw "The lady in white"
>Apparently in the 20's or 30's there was a schoolhouse out in the woods that burned down and killed a bunch of kids and the teacher
>I'm speechless
>Just want to get the fuck out of there
>Next day I had to write paperwork about what I saw just to confirm it wasn't a person who is trespassing on Government property
The place is called Camp Devil Dog and I think it's cursed. My theory is some of the Combat Instructors used a Ouija board or something to make the spirits stronger or whatever, but that place is scary as fuck.

>>18281158
>>18281163
Great reads, very comfy feeling. Thanks!

I got one for y'all

>walking home, late last night
>suddenly, I got a fright
>I looked through my window and surprised what I saw
>a fairy with boots dancing with a dwarf

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>>18324244

>>18323521
>Sgt. Smith.
Lol you should have said something, we would have joined up.. Uhh.. would you accept that it's a good thing you didn't shoot a SS Officer... *Cough* he'd of taken you to hell on his back and ate you for food.

>>18281169
>Prediction: T-Trump will d-drop
>Reality: PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP!

>>18324355
And you gotta believe me.

Have some shit military OC

>middle of 2015
>best platoon in regiment at playing laser tag (OpFor)
>got selected as OpFor for Delta Force in Utah
>going to be a week long affair, twelve of us are goin
>freeplaneride.jpg
>end up at this base in the middle of fucking nowhere
>get warned on the way in that cellphones are prohibited outside of the lodging area
>also find out that base was testing site for a shit ton of horrible chemicals
>fun.avi
>day one is basically orientation
>get issued shitty uniforms because 'ARMY'
>head out to facility
>platoon is split up into two groups
>one group is at a small shack on one side of mountain, next to dark mining complex
>other is a mock chemical facility
>get placed on chemical facility duty
>bored due to jack and shit happening
>sudden gunshots in the distance
>cue visible confusion in our group
>turns out there is live-fire training in the city complex less than a mile away
>suddenly get transported back early to lodging
>guys in charge meet up with guys in black cars at the lodging site
There is more to follow; should I continue? Pretty sure this is shit thus far, but haven't reached the best, or worst, part of this tale

>>18324837
Continiue anon

>>18324837
Gunshots where there should not be gunshots always make for good stories.
Cont, cunt

>>18324837
militaryfag, continuing
>all of platoon gets called into meeting building
>civilians explain Delta Mission to us simpletons
>blabla military secrets, dead American Soldier, chemical bombs
>day prior was their mission to avenge the American Soldier
>thatexplainsthegunshots
>told that there would be an AC130 doing an aerial strike on the village that had been used for live-fire
>airstrike on empty training town
>thisiswheretaxpayermoneygoes.jpg
>don't get to watch the airstrike, but hear the destruction from twenty kilometers away
>freedom_boners.avi
>told to return to lodging house, don't go outside
Next Day
>get lower receivers and attach mock-up AK upper receivers to weapon
>operation paint-ball is a go
>head back out to chemical facility
>mentally prepared for another 'fun' day of standing around
>get told by civilians in charge pairs can take breaks and go jack off in the shadows
>but, under no circumstances, go to the city down the road
>after civilians leave, all of platoon decides that going to the city sounds like an awesome plan
>AC130 and live rounds forgotten in the anticipation of breaking the rules
>through luck or misfortune, bro and I get selected as first pair
>farewells from entire platoon
>could've been a death sentence, from the seriousness of the group
>head down the long, dirt road towards broken city
>shipping containers visible from outside wall
>realize those are the buildings
>another 'AMRY' budget cut
>destruction is visible from outside, jagged holes through everything from bigass chainguns
>walk past the broken wall into compound
>absolute silence
>start sweating and feel like something is there
>cue joking with bro about how stupid this is
>walk around, looking through the shipping containers
>find nothing
>disappointment.jpg
>notice a stack of six shipping containers, stacked in a right triangle closer to the mountain
>notice red stained bullet holes on the side of the top-most container (container was white)
Cont?

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>>18324970
Pic related; the shape of the stack and which containers had the red-stained marks. Used mouse in GIMP; shit at art

>>18324990
>>18324970
keep going nigerian

>>18324970
>head over to stack and notice the distinct smell of iron
>discover the entrance is barred shut from the inside
>with help of bro, climb up the stack
>the rest of the floors are locked shut from the outside with chains and padlocks
>notice smell of iron getting stronger as we get closer to the top
>definitely blood at this point
>sweating gets worse and the presence is definitely there at this point
>bro wants to know whats in the containers, but unable to proceed now
>explore city further, discovering an actual building further in
>no roof, and inside appears to be a fake drug lab
>flour, tools, and various appliances are scattered around, damaged or destroyed by the barrage from the previous evening
>notice a giant board in one corner
>bro helps me move it, revealing a tunnel that goes down 10 meters and veers inwards
>nope.jpg
>bro jumps right in and confirms inside is too dark to traverse
>no lights thanks to the no cellphone policy
>Cool_let's_bug_the_fuck_out.avi
>climbs back out and begins searching through the destroyed stuff
>triumphantly pulls out a matchbook
>"Time to nut up or shut up"
>going back without bro would get me laughed into an early grave
>descend into tunnel with bro, noting the damp earthy smell and something else extremely faint
>light a match and hold it up
>there's an intersection; left heads back towards the stack, right towards the mountain, and forward towards the opposite exit we assumed
>bro still wants to know the mystery of the container, so we push forward
>wearily note the steel door on the opposite end of the tunnel, with bar holding it shut
>turn towards the other end and begin walking in the direction of the crates
>forget to watch match and wince as it burns my fingers
>drop it and the flame is extinguished
>cue cursing and visible distress as we struggle to light another match
>after lighting second match, continue at brisker pace towards the other end
>find a metal ladder heading up into darkness

>>18325194
(cont)
>bro takes matches and climbs up ladder
>notice flame sway and glance back
>the bar has shifted and the door is barely cracked
>ampthefeartoverdrive.png
>faint smell becomes stronger, a musky scent of decay
>set world records tossing the match behind me and legging it up ladder
>bro has already made it to the far end of the three-box room, undoing the bar on the inside
>faint light in box due to the multiple bullet holes
>"Let's go check out the top floor."
>mention door and he waves it off
>despite every fiber of my being screaming 'Get the FUCK OUT', follow bro up two sets of stairs to the top container
>smell of blood is definite at this point
>bro is visibly spooked at this point; I already passed that point ages ago
>notice a tattered, torn uniform on the ground, ripped to shreds by something 'unhuman'
>blood soaks the uniform and bits of flesh are still stuck to the floor and walls
>whatever had gotten shot up had been in this room
>hear a sudden bang as the steel door in the tunnel slams open
>never again will I slide down ladders fireman-style as fast as I did after that
>landing on the first floor, bro and I hear pounding coming from the tunnel
>heavy breathing and dripping could be heard, which made both of us mentally piss ourselves
>sprint down the room and burst into the open sunlight
>sounds could still be heard, which made both of us kick our legs into overdrive
>set personal records that day sprinting back to the chemical facility
>rest of our group ask how it was
>explain what happened
>met by laughter, until they realized how serious bro and I were
>two more pairs went, and both could feel something watching them. None went as far into the village as bro and I did
That Evening
>patrolling the facility in fear
>everyone is within spitting distance of one another, due to the fear of whatever 'that' had been
>notice something in the darkness
>scream for help and prepare to fire every paint round I have futilely at the thing

>>18325227
(cont)
>rest of group sprints around corner
>see darkness shift back further
>sudden, resounding gunshot rocks the area
>cue pissing en masse
>sudden, horrifying scream fills the air
>lets_add_shit_to_that.avi
>darkness vanishes again
>all of group stays in the entrance of the chemical facility, where the lights are brightest, for remainder of evening
Next Day
>brought into leadership building
>questioned about why we disobeyed direct orders and headed to city
>truthful answers all around
>finally, platoon leader asks the golden question
>"What the fuck was that scream?"
>"Classified. The Delta Force mission will happen this evening."
>everyone returns to lodges, still stressed and upset by the thing
The mission happened without a hitch. We got our asses kicked by the Delta Force guys and were 'asked' to sign nondisclosure forms in regards to what we saw. The other group saw something disappear into the mine they were guarding, but no one tried to explore the place or go in after it. Probably for the best, though. Hopefully this wasn't too anticlimactic.

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>be me
>be like 10
>sleeping on a bunk bed
>wake up early morning to strange sounds
>breathing in lower bunk
>a hitting noise in kitchen
>nope.png
>must be demons
>get all brave n' shit
>jump down from bed
>see dad wasted sleeping in lower bunk
>check kitchen
>mom flipping pancakes
>no demons
>twf I realize I'm retarded

Every time I get really sick I get really bad fever dreams that scare the shit out of me. They bleed into when I'm awake and it honestly feels like I'm on the edge of sanity.

The last time it happened was about a year and a half ago, when I was still living with my parents. I had came home from work and went to my room, not feeling well. I went to bed short thereafter and started to have this terrible dream, all based around some kind of equation. This math, this complex and convoluted math was showing me that everything was going wrong. That nothing was real. I woke up, and the utter blackness of my room did not really help this mental break down. I got up and, vaguely remember pacing around my room muttering to myself,"Can't be right, that's not right."

I suddenly "came to" when I realized I was sitting on the stairway listening to my father and cousin who was visiting talk. Seemed to get my sanity back.

Happened again recently when I got food poisoning, muttering, jabbering about things. I kept dreaming about some horrible machine or method or something like that that was killing people. I really can't explain it. I came to after having to tell myself I was awake about 4-5 times, each time slipping back into that lapse of sanity.

Really weird.

>be 14
>be downtown with 5 friends in candy store
>creepy looking man outside keeps looking at me and pacing back and forth
>make eye contact numerous times
>finally man comes in and asks me to come outside
>obviously say fuck no but man continues to ask and grab arm
>candy store employee calls police
>man tries to pull me outside
>continues to keep harassing and come outside
>another man comes up and pushes him off me
>creepy man says he knows where i live and which room i sleep in
>also claims he watches me sleep
>creepy man leaves and continues to watch from outside
>somehow he left right before police showed up
>report to police and never see man again

>Fast forward two years
>be 16
>live in commercial building as house
>wake up and bike is stolen
>buy new bike
>new bike gets stolen
>months later walking in area 3 miles from downtown
>see bike leaned against pole
>grab bike as man comes out of bathroom
>man recognizes me and claims he borrowed it cuz he knew i needed it to be fixed
>realize its creepy man
>creepy man claims it's his bike now
>show him sticker that proves its mine
>man argues and claims he borrowed it
>security patrol comes over and man runs away
>looks back as running and gives death stare

>>18291391
>>Find empty gun cases, good thing BC I prob would've stole them if they had guns


what explanation would you give them for "guns magically disappeared" when the only people there were you and your gf?

>>18288326
I'll bite, tell me more of the Witness. Got a source I can check out?

>>18325246
Chemical testing plant + fucking murderous creature = fucking mutant metro 2033 mother fucker that killed a fuck ton of niggas and lives in a box

OC
>>18322721

>>18326155
MORE OC
>>18325983

>>18295649
>inverse_linda_blairing.jpg

>>18326142
It was supposedly a mock-up facility. What startled me the most after getting mowed down by paint rounds was when the Delta Force guys switched magazines before breaching the building. They were gone for a long time; never saw them leave the building before the civilians came and took us away from there.

Alright guys.
This isn't a spoopy paranormal one.
But it's probably the scariest thing I've ever experienced in my life.

>I work as a security guard in a hospital.
>Tonight I subbed in for my buddy so he could babysit his kid
>My shift now doesn't end until 2am
>Doing the rounds and notice that the security chair at the ER registration desk is empty
>I sit down and start talking to the registration girl about the election
>About 20 minutes pass and nobody comes in
>We've stopped talking so it's dead quiet
>Then I hear the sliding doors open
>See a guy walking into the room but I'm too busy reading about space shit to really look at him
>the girl goes
>"How may I help..."
>then she screamed
>I turn and look at the guy
>His entire face was missing
>His eyes were all foggy and glassed over
>His clothes were all in tatters and had been burnt off of his body
>I yell for a nurse to come immediately
>He turns and looks at me
>not screaming or in any visible pain
>just stares at me until the male nurse force him down into a wheelchair
>the guy sits in the chair for a moment while they are undoing the handbrake
>and he fucking screams
>it was the sickest fucking scream i've ever heard in my life
>he didn't move while he did it, either
>just opened up his mouth

Turns out the guy was at the gas station just around the corner. He was smoking a cigarette and when he went to pump the gas nothing came out. He turned the nozzle to look to see if there was any blockage and it sprayed on his face.
I suppose it must have singed his nerve endings and that's why he didn't react to it.

Still the scariest thing I've ever seen. Just the way he fucking stared at me.

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Haven't told it in a while, not scary but 100% real.
>visiting the parents, staying over for the night.
>regular guest room (my old room) is being used for storage so its filled with junk.
>have to stay in the kids guest room (sisters old room, next to mine). Neice is about 3 at the time so the bed is on the floor so it can be the right height for her.
>lay down. Its late, been browsing /x/. Fuck insomnia.
>its been about half an hour, clutching the blanket and sheet around my neck to seal in the warmth, finally relaxing a bit.
>both blanket and sheet suddenly ripped from my hands and pulled all the way down off the bed.
>have been studying the paranormal most of my life, know how to deal with this shit.
>spoops seem know this too and generally leave me alone.
>say "goddamnit", sit up and pull the covers back over me.
>mutter "fuck off" and start all over trying to sleep. Fuck insomnia.
>think about posting about it on /x/.
>really just want to sleep, I'll do it tomorrow.
>mfw

>>18325772
What explanation would he need? He'd have a gun.

>>18326338
Holy shit

>Turns out the guy was at the gas station just around the corner. He was smoking a cigarette and when he went to pump the gas nothing came out. He turned the nozzle to look to see if there was any blockage and it sprayed on his face.

You can probably fix the missing skin with a graft or something, but the one thing no medical treatment in the world can fix is stupidity.

>>18284755
One of my favorite caps because I used to play habbo a lot thru the ages of 18-23 back in 2007-2012 and even met a girl in there and we kinda had a relationship for 5 years, never stumbled upon anything that strucked me as odd/sick/evil. Great Story anon I enojoyed reading it last night even tho I had already seen the Merry cap once.

>>18325622
Fucking hell, I have the EXACT same thing

>>18323521
>the marines got scared off by a school teacher and little girl
And this is who we're depending on to protect our country?

>>18325622
Yea germs are a mother fucker, they can make ever u one involved question their sanity.

Next time just copy some drones and missile batteries to ur cells, and some NV goggles, and get well soon. (Cuz germs is monsters)

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Blumpus

>>18281113
The Doc sounds like a good guy.

>>18281215
reposting your own story very meta

>>18281215
how will i now cope with the darkness tonight

>>18328556
GHOSTS NIGGA

has anyone got the story about the white german shepherd? cant find it anywhere

>be me
>parents want to fuck all summer so send me to grandparents up in Kingman , AZ
>halfway through summer
>bretty gud time , literally spend hours playing AOE2 on grandma's shit pc
>get really sick one day
>so sick grandma had to drive to Vegas to have a doctor look at me and give me some meds
>return to grandma's house and getting through this sickness
>feel like death , can't move or even eat a cracker/drink water
>turn over to get more comfy and maybe drift back to sleep and there HE was
>the closet door was wide open
>he was black , red eyes , and had to hunker over to fit inside the closet
>his hand held the door open or what resembled a hand, claws more or less.
>he laughed and told me he was coming for me
>I tried to scream but nothing
>screaming internally by then
>he just laughs at me
>scream attempt #2 , nothing
>scream bloody murder for my grandparents a 3rd time
>finally. I broke the void and my scream filled the house
>I still can't move
>I turn to see if HE is gone
>he is gone
>just then grandpa pokes his head through the door
>"everything alright kid ..? "
>I repeat to myself till I drift back to sleep " it was just a dream , it was just a dream , it was just a dream. "
>I'm a 27 year old man now. Grandpa is gone , and I still feel like maybe I died in Kingman that night. And my life is a dream.

Anyone got this one about this guy who spooped a gas station clerk and later they found a body in his trunk? Or something like that

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>>18336993

>my life

>>18337004
>first thread ends
Was there a second?

>>18337016
fuck off with these bs stories

>>18301811
I'm not the guy that asked where you're from but I'm from Saint Simons so this shit is real fucking spooky now

>>18336999
And Anon didn't call the cops or something because

>>18325622
DUDE. Something almost identical happened to me just recently.

>>18281187
FUcking hell this one messes with me still

>>18281404
I gotta say it, because no one else has: Why of why is he moving in with her? Honestly deserves whatever he gets outta that decision.

>>18336970

Do you have the other parts for this? It's so much better with the lead up. I think there are four...?

>>18314135
6 million more!

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>>18339770

I tried uploading them, but it looks like they're all spread thru the thread. If you want I'll rar them or something for you.

>>18339940
yes

>>18337336
>>18337004
more plx

>>18291348
Please post more dogman stories.

Places like Yorkshire, Devon and a few others are supposed to be areas with a lot of witchcraft

>>18304639
>should note that i am female

And why is that?

>>18284389
got the other cap of this?

>>18339940
That's the shittiest power I've ever saw on a Holder story

>>18341924

I mean, in fairness that was kind of the point. Some of them do have pretty -severely- shitty powers, though.

>>18341924
I don't think that's a Holder story per se, although it does follow the same bullshit 'go to the nearest x and do y, z, a, b, and c and don't fuck up even slightly or else you will be tormented for all eternity' pattern.

>>18342152

There was as site for those, wasn't there? I honestly can't remember what words I'd search for to find it... Anyone happen to know what it is?

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>>18337336
>>18340491
I used to have them in my old computer that I use only for reading and shit, no internet, let me check and maybe tomorrow I'll have them, no promises tho, maybe someone else has them because you newfriends need to read this.

>>18323438
>BSRE (idfk what that stands for)
Seriously? Well it's Battle Skills Readiness Exercise for the record.

>>18281158
Someone explain "The Brothel" to me, I don't get it at all

>>18294345
If this is real, call the police or neck yourself

Continuing to exist without helping that girl or getting those pedos to justice is an abomination to the universe

>>18300868
This one is always great. I love stories that are realistic but legitimately unexplainable

>>18304639
i got super spooped when i opened this photo

im a pussy

>>18308405
>why don't you open your eyes and find out?

the idea of paranormal forces taunting people always messes with me

>>18284989
are you me anon?

>>18321183
it's just hatman bro, relax. he's friendly

>>18281419
>13,000 B.C.
>Grogg hungry
>Decide to grab berry from bush
>Hear noise like big cat
>Grab rock for smashing
>Grogg ready for death
>Grogg no scared
>Leave bush and not go back
>Grogg still hungry

>>18281404
I-I'm in love with that woman. She can sacrifice me anytime she wants.

>>18281187
I live in bozeman and hike the woods here all the time... Some freaky shit happens here. I pack a 44 mag and may have used it a few times

>>18281404
I want to find Baby. Maybe I can replace that anon?

>>18281112
I have a somewhat similar story. But nowhere as good.

>partying and getting trashed with a pretty big group of people.
>girls wanna play ouija
>turn out the lights, get some candles
>they get the board out and start doing the shit
>me and this one lesbian chick sitting on couch taking shots
>goes on for a while
>me and lesbian are paying little attention
>one of the girls screams
>something weird is happening over there
>girls acting strange around the board
>suddenly a weird noise in another room
>girls scream
>everybody scared or something
>me and lesbian are trashed and mocking everyone
>more weird sounds
>girl gets mad at us and says to go investigate if we're not scared
>I say ok, fuck it
>full on Paulie from Sopranos
>(he throws a chair at some spirits and cusses them out in one episode)
>I enter the spooky room
>I'm yelling shit at the "spirit" when something flys by my head
>sound coming from back room closet.
>I grab door and sling it open
>something in there
>I immediately begin swinging
>get several good hits
>hear it shout
>lesbian turns on light
>it's another friend that was trying to scare us
>face all bloody and he's mad
>"that's what you get for being a faggot ghost"

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>>18343482
Lmao if true

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>>18281112
this is one of my favorites

>>18284755
TLDR?

>>18343581
That's fucking creepy man

>>18294345
lol this shit is fake as fuck

>>18309983
topkek

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>>18309973
>>18309983

>>18337336
>>18340491
>>18342437
You guys do know we have an archive that supports searching by tripcode, right?
This is the second thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15472512

>>18304639
I'll only believe it when you show us your tits.

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>be me
>smoke session at the beach with my friends
>livinthatcali831lifebrah.mp4
>walking along the coast with my friends at midnight, relatively peaceful
>suddenly, i see a giant bonfire and from what i can see, a circle of (homeless?) people bowing and praying to the fire
>high mind thinks "satan worshippers making a pyre and sacrificing virgins" so im scared as shit
>refuse to walk a step further, friends have to coax me into continuing
>as we get closer to the fire, I realize its just a group of colleg sophomores chillin at the beach with beer
>mfw i realize im retarded
>mfw my friends mocked me afterwards
>mfw i have no face

>>18315736
Spoopy

>>18345352
>yfw you're Jon Jafari

When I lived in Chicago I had a neighbor that was a city cop. He related this tale to me. I have no idea whether it is true.

>be cop
>working in Chicago
>Humboldt Park
>hear call come over radio
>officers need assistance in an alley not to far from the blvd
>respond to call
>pull up into alley
>utter carnage
>at least 15 people dead
>officers who called for assistance no where around
>calls over the radio about it become sporadic and cryptic
>more back up arrive
>becomes clear that all of the dead jumped from the roofs above the alley
>the investigation was quiet
>the story never made the news
>the cops who called for back up were later found back at the precinct station
>no clue how they got there
>superiors encourage everyone to stay quiet about the incident

He said things like this had been happening for a long time there but that their frequency had increased in recent years.

Okay /x/ Fuck you, You probably poisioned my sleep with your wikka bullshit.
All of this happened some days ago.

>/r9k/ NEET autist.
>I live in Lucca, a small city in Tuscany. (will be relevant soonish)
>Browsing Board 3.00 am
>Boredoom
>"What do people do to fight the boredoom?"
>Remember "nightwalking" threads.
>Seems Confy, let's try. (Fist time doing that, but I was willing to give it a try)
>The obvious route for nightwalking is Walk around the Old walls of the historical centre. (1500/600 walls, they run around the old city, below them there's a little field of grass then the newer city starts, there's even a little moat with water) They're pretty high up and the view is somewhat nice.
>I start walking, With my headpones on. There's literally no one, And it's pretty dark.
>After a while I stop and decide to stop for a second.
>I lean against the little wall parapet/guard/bulkwark Looking towards the new city
>Pretty confy
>I touch something with my hand.
CONT

>>18345643
Cont
>I touch something with my hand.
>It's a Black/Red Rosary. (the light was little, but I'm pretty sure it was red and black)
>The cross it's pretty goth.
>"Fuck me, this is scary"
>I had it between my hands.
>Carefully put it back in place and leave as fast as I can.
>I'm more spooked than I should be.
>Walk back home.
>"Oh well, it was probably just something someone left there"
>Someday after I have a dream about it
>The spooks are real.

Help me /x/ You all probably just suggestionated me, but what's the safe thing to do?
I've tought about going back there to see if that's still there, maybe take it. (All of this happened around 10 days ago.)

additive spooks:
>When I was 14 I saw a couple of possessed Old guys in curch. (I'm not baptized, my grandma took me there because she's the believer of the family)
(I can greentext that story too, If you're interested even if It's not much of a story.)

Inb4: Fake.
I don't know how to prove it, but I'm legit as fuck.

>>18323521
>>18323483
>>18323438
>>18323363
http://www.ghostvillage.com/ghostcommunity/index.php?showtopic=28468

PRETTY MUCH WORD FOR WORD

EBIN
MEME
FRIEND

>>18291391
>If they had guns I would have stolen them
>I sniffed the panties
what are you a nigger?