Post ouija board stories? I've never used one but am planning

>>18274603
Stop making threads you retard
>>18274351

>>18274603

Here's the best advice:

DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THOSE THINGS.

>>18274603
>Friends and I all hanging out.
>One friend says we should do something paranormal.
>Ouija board?
>Ouija board.
>Pulls it out, it looks all weird, not your usual beige wood ouija board, but bright and colorful.
>GetThisWeakShitOuttaHere.spiritsign
>Whatever, we get started, all putting our hands on the pointer thing.
>Friend says
"Are there any spirits among us that would like to speak?"
>Our hands start moving.
>N
>Y
>A
>H
>Stops
>WTF does this mean?
>Friend has a grin on his face.
Says "We got one."
Says "What sort of spirit have we contacted?"
>Pointer moves again
>S
>U
>P
>E
>R
>K
>A
>W
>I
>I
I say "What the fuck is this shit?"
>Grab his bag and look through it.
>Find the Ouija board box.
>Mother fucker bought a Weeby board instead.

>>18274603
>Be me
>Hanging out with a friend
>Decide to try out the board he found in his attic recently
>Triangle thing practically moves on its own
>Tells us something that chills us to the bone
>F
>A
>G

>D
>I
>C
>K
>B
>U
>T
>T
>Too spooked to touch it ever again

They don't work
Either someone you did it with moved it or you played yourself

There's no recorded evidence of one ever working

>>18274603
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>>18274603
>be me
>be 19
>new gf into ouija and shit
>spent the last 8 years trying to find paranormal experiences
>ask if we can try the board out
>take board to room full of items belong to gf's dead grandma
>playing with board
>invite evil spirits to come harass me
>board goes to "yes"
>absolutely nothing happens
>mfw ouija boards are bullshirt

>>18274694
Whole you're at it, don't fuck around with Monopoly either.