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I used to be a bodyguard for the owner of a pretty famous strip club in South Florida.
One day, while leaving one of his smaller clubs we were attacked by a drunk asshole. Because of the beating that me and my coworkers put on the man I could no longer work as his bodyguard (we got sued and everything, it was a mess).
However, because of my loyalty to him and his company he hired me to act as security at a halfway house on a farm near the Everglades.
He had a cousin who was released from prison and had made arrangements with his Probation officer that I would provide security at night from 8 pm till 4am. Afterward someone else would come and relieve me of my duties.
I soon became acquainted with a few of the gentlemen that lived in that house. The most interesting of them all was a former cocaine trafficker turned Santeria priest. He was a very relaxed man who would work down the street in the fields in the morning and read and watched TV at night.
About 3 weeks in I notice a weird presence outside while I'm working around midnight. Something was just strange that night. Something told me to walk to my car and just smoke a cigarette and walk it off. When I got to my car, to my horror I noticed a rat eating a dead rat. I know rats. Rats see humans they fucking bolt. This rat kept eating like I wasn't there. Immediately that unsettling feeling was intensified. 3 seconds later I heard a loud commotion and saw the priest break down the front door and bolt out, naked.
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As he ran toward me I attempted to tackle him but was knocked on my ass. This old man had some inhumane strength. As I got up I saw to my horror the man pick up the rat and take a bits out of it. Needless to say I wasn't fucking around with him anymore and tased him and slapped some plastic cuffs on him.
The man was arrested for assaultin a worker and another prisoner. I was let go of this job also because I slapped on the plastic cuffs on a man who was clearly mentallyill (what they say). I haven't worked a security job since.
What the fuck could have happened to this man? Would it have anything to do with Santeria?
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>>18272609
>What the fuck could have happened to this man?
PCP, I used to work at a comedy club+bar as a bouncer in santeria, PCP is very common in that area.
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>>18272625
Tho, I've seen some weird shit go down in that area (moslty crime related) but that place gets spooky real quick
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>>18272625
What
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>>18272643
PCP is a drug commonly found in horse tranquilizer, you start tweaking like a mofo then it turns you into a basically unstoppable superhuman
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>>18272689
>in Santeria
What
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how the fuck am i suppose to know OP, I dont practice santaria, I ain't got no crystal ball.
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>>18272702
If you had a million dollars would you spend it all?
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>>18272725
Hey guys, i also know that song
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>>18272725
If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found. Then i'd pop a cap in sancho and slap her down.
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My mom used Santaria to keep me from going to prison. It worked.
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>>18272608
The only thing paranormal about this board is that fucking ass.
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>>18272702
>>18272725
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>>18272747
Thank you all for this.
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had a college classmate that was a bodyguard that looked a bit like girl in picture
imagine going to college and your classmates were /x/ the whole time
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>>18272931
Give us the details please
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>>18272608
Santeria is bullshit. If spics could use magic to get what they want then they wouldn't be living in shitholes would they?
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>>18273507
Kek
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>>18272609
>>18272608
The rodent cannibalism indicates trichinella culture in the local environment. The same behavior occurs in pigs or other farm animals when the parasitic worm become endemic to a zone. Cannibalism allows for the parasites to accelerate life cycles.
Santeria guy might have ordered a shrine or relic containing a particularly nasty sample of T.Spiralis. Some indigenous mesoamerican pig farmers have used that microorganism to increase the weight of pork muscle meat. I hypothesize that he ordered something to increase his muscle mass and then it drove him crazy.
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>>18272608
Now that's what I call an ass.
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>>18274660
...that's not cannibalism. He didn't eat a person.
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>>18274764
The rats were cannibalizing each other. I thought that was clear from my use of the term 'rodent'.
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>>18273507
#rekt
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>>18272702
>>18272725
Upvote
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>>18272608
that ass is so good, it's making the background warp and bend
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>>18273507
nigga i see mexicans living in houses better than some of the white trash i see
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>>18272689
PCP isn't in horse tranquilizer, does not make you tweak, and does not make you any stronger than you already are. It's a dissociative.
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ass
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>>18272747
>Heina
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>>18274764
You're fucking retarded, lmao
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>>18275199 See >>18273065
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>>18272608
God damn I want to bury my face in that sweet thing
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>>18272608
Idc about the story but sauce on dat ass?
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>>18276332
/thread
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>>18276332
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>>18276332
Bump for that ASS
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>>18272608
OP that's nice and all but how's her fart game?
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>>18272608
South Floridian here, Miami area. I see dead goats in bags, hanged dogs, and chicken in brown bags littered all over miami all the time. All I can say is fucking Cubanos.
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>>18272608
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I luv how dis thread kwikly derailed
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>>18272608
That image isn't very /x/ related at all.
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>>18272702
Aw man, I love that song. What was the name of those guysv
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>>18284955
The band was called Sublime
Rip Braldley
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if dat ass took a dump
up on doze SHEEETZ
ah sheeeeeyiiit nigga
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