/kx/ Occult weaponry Thread

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>>18271314
Imma slap it to death with my cock.
>1873+143
>not cultivating the Primordial annihilating cockslap ancient daoist magic
Fucking pleb

i thought about thing sin my penis that looked like that

moot the old lady breaks stuff she can;t feel u she cares alot about u
i thought katy perry was the msot important role in this telepathiclly

>>18271314
bump

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>>18271314
Well I have many guns of all types,but just. Regular ammo except for a few that are blessed by my uncle who is a preacher. Don't hold with religion to much but him I believe and when he says he's fought demons I believe him,have seen far to much evidence of him being truly in touch with a higher power to not believe. He has also blessed many of my blades and guns saying I may need them one day against something regular weapons can't hurt.

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>>18271525

>>18271525
I keep a nice collect of guns and wouldn't mind anointing my weapons. What was the prayer he blessed them with? I know the Russian orthodox church does it.

>>18271535
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Own-Holy-Water

I'm thinking we could implement holy water somehow, maybe put it in the buckshot?

if it walks into my house put a wing on it and fuck it

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>>18271525
>One barrel filled with iron buckshot (kill faeries)
>One barrel filled with napalm rounds blessed by holy man
>One barrel loaded with silver 12 gauge slugger
>The whole gun has protective symbols of all religions and bible verses on it.

>>18271535
Not sure what he was saying after a few sentences as he started speaking in tongues ,pretty wild but he's almost completely illiterate but can read his bible and quote it word for word,is very humble and walks the walk living as he preaches for others to live,very rare in my experience. Doesn't push his faith on others doesn't preach hate for others even if the bible calls them bad,just a very good man who believes with all his being in what he preaches,which from everything I've read makes blessings and the like very real and very powerful.

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>>18271314
>apply heat

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Does this count as an occult weapon?

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>>18271557
>>18271557

>>18271571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke

shit forgot link

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>>18271572
>>18271572

>>18271574
Nice, any idea on how you'd trick it out to fight occult monsters though?

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>>18271314

>>18271314
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride

This on basically anything

>>18271589
> If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes."


Holy fuck

>>18271583
That's a huge dildo, man.

Anyway, I know Jew-Jitsu

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These little guys can be a "weapon" I guess.

Do you want to end in the mental institution? Throw salt on them, and be done with it. Never fight a demon, their tribe/family wil take revenge.

>>18271873
>/x/tard kills a demon
>horde of fucking demons comes after him
>somehow manages to survive and continues fighting them
>/x/tard waging war against demons till his last breath
I want to believe.

There ain't a single spoop out there that you can't throw hands at.

>>18271546
Fill the cartridges with rock salt.

>>18271908
What about a spoopy incorporeal ghost?

>>18271857
Who do you voodoo bitch?

>>18271589
>ignites glass on contact
>when it hits a person, it lights them on fire then releases two deadly fucking acids just to make sure

>>18271912
>he hasn't read the fitbro vs ghosts screencap

>>18271962
Not him, but enlighten me, this sounds interesting.

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>>18271314
Rock salt shells. Good against most nasties that rely on negative spiritual energy.

>>18271971
Silver weaponry is also a useful option.

Going to have a jeweler add a silver cap to stout walking stick soon. I'll have it engraved with some sigils and runes.

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>>18271977
Forgot pic...

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>>18271971

>>18271314
OP thinks vampires are going to attack him.

>saged

Cap and ball revolver with enchanted lead balls.
Bow and arrow with enchanted arrows.

Magicians use a lot of things, but two things that are supposed to be very effective that you can find around your house is iron and salt. Hold the iron in your hand as if it were a sword or a knife, and use it if something gets close to you. You can throw the salt or lay down a circle or put in on a threshold for a barrier.

Keep in mind that this is for short term defense against aetheric entities like spirits, larvae, thoughtforms, tulpas etc., and not physical shit like cryptids or werewolves or whatever.

When you are done dealing with the short term problem, then you strategize on how to make sure it never comes back.

For physical shit you need to have done protective work in advance, or use one of the other weapons in this thread. For shit that is a combination of physical and aethyric, you must treat is as if it were physical, as fast as possible before it kills you, these are the most dangerous

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>>18271968

>>18271347
>>18271351
12 year old ESL spotted

>>18271314
I fight them in hand to hand combat mostly, or simply run.
One time a friend and me killed a pack of werewolves with a bunch of buckshot from point blank to the face.

>>18272335
Why the fuck did someone cap such an incredibly shit story?

>>18271980
Those runes are just a menu from a scandinavian restaurant. You have been hoaxed.

is this a roleplay thread

>>18271314
most folklore creatures are actually weak to stupid things. vampire walks in well im going to point out the shoes next to this table still have the shoe laces tied. he has to untie any knot he sees.

i got various things i can throw on the ground he has to pick them up. sun flower seeds are suggested

he cant cross any path of moving water and there is a bridge at the end of my road that goes over... wait for it... moving water

childs play. why not mention something you need a bronze dagger for faggot if you want to present a challenge

>>18272605
When medicine for obsessive-compulsive disorder were invented, vampires became a lot more dangerous.

>>18271314
Iron works very well against those things.

>ITT people that believe physiological forces are effected by clubs and firearms.

>>18272616
>Being an occult illiterate

>ctrl + f
>nugget
>maglight
>0 results

shame on you /x/, what has happened to this board?

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>2016
>Not owning a real European-style sword designed to be a real weapon and not decoration.
>Not realizing that such swords have harmonic properties.
>Not realizing that tempered carbon steel has a crystalline structure which gives it its properties.

Pic is one of my swords.

>>18272669
Museam Replicas Ltd, Crusader's Sword, right?

>>18272619
>Discharging a firearm at outlines.

Would get a kick out of being called to your house at 3am to investigate "gunshots".

>>18272676
It's an Angus Trim.

>>18271314
You have to INVITE a vampire into your house, they can't just walk in OP. Damn dilettantes I swear!

>>18271578
Well desu I have no clue,like any fight you prepare as best you can and if you survive first contact you adjust . But while I know ghost and spirits exist for a fact having first hand knowledge, I don't really believe in vampires or werewolves and the like,and if they are real than I really fucking hope I never encounter one.

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>>18272683
Ha! Where I live no one will show up,can magdump my ar all night long and nothing will happen. >>18272669
Have many blades including Damascus swords,will post pics when I get home from work

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>>18271314
>thinking anything other than a .50bmg beowulf is worth taking to physical spooks

>>18273281
>bought the tactical pistol bayonet for tactical situations
i trust none of your opinions

>>18271314
>defaced bible pages wrapped around a baseball bat
LOLOLOLOL. According to christian belief doing this would be a huge no no. By defacing the bible you practically sin against god.
My own assortment of occult weaponry includes a bloodstone pendulum I use to find spirits that are hiding, a dagger/dirk/sgian dubh, and a white oak wand.
They're mostly meaningless in and of themselves, but if they work for you they work for you.
as for actual weapons, fuck it, stab the demon nigger and dismember the corpse.

>>18273525
Lolz yeah my brother bought it for me since I always carry a couple knives on me he said I needed one for my pistole, I laugh every time I see a pic of one of my guns with it on there

>>18272335
Still my favorite

>>18271557
>protective symbols of all religions
Don't do this. It's like having more than one antivirus installed; they conflict with eachother and cancel eachother out.

Just use the symbols of one religion that you earnestly believe in. Quality is more important than quantity here.

>>18273556
Eh not necessarily, it all depends on why you're defacing the bible, its all about intent.

>>18273702
What if the religion I earnestly believe in is not one that tries to protect me?

>>18271314
>muh hyper masculinity being transferred onto paranormal topics

>>18273706
Are you retarded? Intent doesn't mean shit to any one way ideology.

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>>18273741
fuck off sjw scum

>>18273741
I bet you own crystals faggot

>>18273741
People who are angered by masculinity are lesbians and betas, both groups suffer from a lack of sufficient male role models in their childhood. Just because daddy left you doesn't mean you leave your morals.

>>18273749
Go ahead shoot a demon with your semi automatic and shout HELLL YEAHH like steve austin youll just look stupid as fuck

>>18272605
Pretty sure they can't even enter your home unless you invite them in as well

>>18273776
>>18273749
>>18273774

>Poltards being this triggered by an obvious troll.

You guys want to be triggered though, that way you have an excuse to be outraged. Just kidding, you fools don't need an excuse. :^)

>>18273706
What does using the bible for rolling papers count as?

Salt

You should always have enough on you to make a barrier that can't be crossed or to use as a simple thrown weapon; pocket salt, in other words.

Wooden stakes for you know what

Silver arrow heads and/or bullets for most corporeal entities

You want salt above all. Think of it as an EDC item.

Crosses seem to have significance. I guess it's similar to a salt barrier

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>>18274733
>pocket salt

>>18271314
>We're men. We play with guns.

Boys play with guns, son. Men recognize them as a tool that needs practice and discipline to use.

Not believing in this shit kept me pretty safe so far.

Just thinking them away always works.

>>18273785
Go ahead and believe in demons and you'll look just as retarded as him

>>18274215
"heh.... that'll teach them"

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>>18271525
>>18271557
>>18271572
Kek shity 2 or 3 shot /k/ rejects, good luck when spoop number 4 gets you. Here is my /k/ for the /x/. have a few others too

>>18276418
I hope that's a joke weapon design

>>18276443
real and working

>>18276443
the joke is that he'll have the last laugh when he blasts an axe into his enemies

where is your weapon?

>>18276451
and silver buckshot packed with salt

>>18276450
What the fuck is wrong with you? Have fun firing slugs bub
>talks about ammo capacity issues
>is using a shotgun as opposed to ar platform rifle
>putting any sort of bayonet on a gun ever
I hope zombies eat you after your axe gets shot off your gun and it falls on your foot

>>18276418
Uhh yeah the knife on the pistole is joke man,just on there for a laugh hopefully so is the axe that seems to be in yer barrel

>>18276460
Guess he didn't see the ar in my pictures

>>18276497
that knife on the pistol can come in handy

remember the basics of CQC

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>>18276418

>>18271573
Not really a weapon. Assuming Die Glocke actually existed, it was likely meant to be used as some kind of propulsion or something similarly transportation related. Imagine being able to ferry around materiel and troops all across the battlefield at super speed, then be gone before the Allies knew what the fuck was going on.

>>18271977
>Anon gets his pimp stick engraved
>"Wat you want famalama"
>"Just rune my shit up"
>Guy looks at Anon like he's fucking nuts while being specifically told how to do weird occult engravings and shit

>>18271557
>protective symbols of all religions
So mostly demonic symbols then.

>>18276502
I did see your AR and I have no argument that it is a great platform, but bro, your shotgun is outdated as fuck

>>18271314
>ain't got shit

Please I make it my business to hunt the supernatural and I'm quite successful

Someone should tell that smelly middle eastern guy in the picture that he needs to be careful wearing that kind of robe around an open flame. And especially tell him that you are supposed to wear a sports bra under your top, not over it.

>>18276497
The axe is not in the barrel it's mounted around and back from the muzzle.
>>18276460
I love ARs but we are talking about shotguns, and I ran 100 rounds through that shotgun yesterday, including 25 rounds of slug without a problem, the axe even provides counter whieght when firing slugs keeping the barrel level

>>18271314
jesus christ, just when I thought this board couldn't degenerate any further

>>18276779
Is this genuine RP? Can I be Castiel to your Dean?

>>18276779
damn man, business must sure be booming if you spend time shitposting on /x/

>>18276807
I do liken myself to Dean but I'm pretty much solo because I don't talk to my brother and nobody else is brave enough to come with, or they fuck up the hunt, or most often they just can't take the mundane aspects and get bored before anything happens.

>>18276818
The cringe here is unbelievable

>>18276812
It is. As i said in a previous post there are very mundane and boring aspects to the hunt. Usually just browse for laughs but I'm posting this time to see reactions. I'm well aware how I'll be received but what do I care about nameless nobodies on the shittiest board on the internet?

>>18276885
Ok

>>18276590
Sounds like a pretty fucking effective weapon if you ask me.

>>18271589
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride
Chlorine is bad fuckin' news

If a wooden stake is all that will kill it, I've got plenty of dowel rods I can snap in half and ram up its cooter. If not, I've got a machete with a saw blade on the back end and a tactical shovel. Both within arms reach of my bed. I GOT THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>18276590
Considering there's not a single reference to it outside of a French book published years after the war I doubt it existed. The Vril shit was just pseudo history attributed to the Nazi's to make them seem esoteric and bizarre.

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>>18273279
Dude we get it...

>>18274792
So fucking much this. Thank you anon.

>>18271980

>nothing resembling a hilt or crossguard

is the goal to give yourself a blood transfusion by slicing your own hand open accidentally as your opponent bleeds on you?

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>>18271314
k

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>>18277556
2/6

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>>18277559
3/6

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>>18277563
4/6

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>>18277568
5/6
These are from this book:
https://a.pomf.cat/yegfjc.pdf

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>>18277569
6/6
The Encyclopedia of Natural Magic is here:
https://a.pomf.cat/cijrsj.pdf

>>18277571
good post!

>>18272669
I have a whole collection, gonna put some dank consecrations on a few. Any suggestions? Can I get a priest to bless a sword?

i keep some weapons beside my bedside when i sleep, but i dont know think they count as occult. how fucked am i?

>>18271589
>In an industrial accident, a spill of 900 kg of chlorine trifluoride burned through 30 cm of concrete and 90 cm of gravel beneath.

Holy shit

>>18273400
>implying 12 gauge slugs don't exist.
You can get a semi auto shotty and blow just about anything in half.

>>18276818
You in the Oklahoma?

>>18271531
Is it bad for you that you just posted a photo of your guns serial number online?

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>>18271314

>>18280397
Why does this have truck nuts on it?

>>18273566
Maybe you can cut up some apple slices for the demon before you shoot it.

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/k/ommando here, I come here once in a while to lurk for information about skinwalkers and other rural spookies.

What would you all recommend firearm-wise to defend yourself against skinwalkers, shapeshifters and the like? Most /k/ guys have taken to rubbing the tips of their rounds in white ash before going innawoods. Would this be effective? How can we improve our chances of surviving an encounter with one of these beings?

>>18277052
Neuschwabenland is full of these things.
Thats why the US Navy is patrolling there 24/7 and letting no one in.

>>18280322
Well, worst case scenario some anon reports it stolen but nothing will happen

>>18271971
Effective on more corporeal opponents too

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New addition to my blade collection

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>>18271314
I was under assault by two bi-pedal hooved creatures in the Canadian rockies years ago, and Im truly convinced that the candle of St. Judas i lit is the only reason I survived.

For ghosts: Keep a rock with you for literally decades filling it with the idea of safety and security. Salt that motherfucker. I call it the ghost puncher. Super advanced shit. Would probably work on most intangible spooks as well.

>>18273400
.50 BMG and .50 Beowulf are two completely different rounds you spiv.

A super soaker filled with holy water.

>>18271562
Do not strike while the iron is hot make it hot by striking

>>18272603
This is a role play board my man

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This is how you can mow down hordes of spooks.
What you'll need.
>A pressure washer
>Electricity
>A fuckton of holy water
>Salt
Steps
>Set up a safe area with a power outlet
>Surround the safe area with salt (Iron helps if available)
>Stick the pressure washer receptor tube into the swimming pool of holy water
>Spray and pray

>>18271314
>We're men
[citation needed]

a Garlic Gun

>>18271314
If you are a skilled sorcerer you can use a malicious spirit to combat another, but you need to make a deal or an offering.

>>18271585
I'd toss crowleys at it too

>>18273717
Then don't use stuff for protection. Fill that fucker with sigils of combat and success in battle

>>18273776
No, but people who cling to the idea of masculinity are scared faggots, we all know your dick is small, stop overcompensating with edgy bullshit

>>18276418
The autism weapon

Say for yaself scoombag,i have a 50 cm knife meant to cut wool that can fucking slash right into fucking bone,shit is so sharp and heavy it feels almost like a a matchete

Also it has a ghost bid to it by name ,,murmur" which from latin means clinging.Also in its hand it has a shark tooth with kaleoa blessing,beat me to it fag.

>>18285711
We are all met together here to sit and to crack,
With our glasses in our hands and our work upon our backs;
And there’s not a trade among them all can neither mend nor mak,
Gin it wasna for the work of the weavers.

If it wasna for the weavers, what would you do,
You wouldna hae cloth that’s made o wool;
Ye wouldna hae a coat neither black nor the blue,
Gin it wasna for the work o the the weavers.

The hireman chiels, they mock us and crack aye aboots,
They say that we are thin faced, bleached like cloots;
But yet for all their mockery, they canna do wi oots,
No they canna want the work o the weavers.

There’s our rights and our slaters and glaziers and a’,
Our doctors and ministers and them that live by law;
And our friends in South America, tho them we never saw,
But we know they wear the work of the weavers.

There’s our sailors and our soldiers, we know they’re all bauld,
But if they hadna clothes, faith they couldna live for cauld;
The high and low, the rich and poor, a’body young and auld,
They widna want the work o the weavers.

There’s folk that’s independent of other tradesman work,
The women need no barbers and dykers need no clerk;
But none o them can do wi out a coat or a shirt,
No, they canna want the work o the weavers.

The weaving is a trade that never can fail,
As longs we need a cloth to keep another hale;
So let us aye be merry over a bicket of good ale,
And drink a health to the weavers.

>>18272335
>you will never bully the shit out of a pack of ghosts who won't leave you alone