Hey /x/ I'm bored, how do I go about selling my soul to a demon?

>>18270394
>Find local drug dealer
>Suck his dick for some coke or heroin

>>18270394
First you should figure out what you want.

>>18270416
I want demonic powers or something

You got to be prepared to take a spiked demon dick up the ass first.

>>18270831
"SUCK SATAN'S COCK!"

>>18270394
vote hillary

>>18270862
Kek

>>18270394
What do you want in return?

>>18270394
whatever floats your boat faggot

>>18270433
Not happening, atleast you'd probably get fucked over by the demon(like usual) and pay a huge price for something way too crappy in return. Demons are fucking conartists, they don't give a fuck about fair trade.

>>18270862
/thread

>>18271094
Jokes on them, I dont want a fair trade.

>>18270394
>Implying your soul has any value
Get real.

>>18271043
Not OP, but I'd like a few hundred million dollars, and a happy long life to enjoy it before I die.

So how do I go about it?

"Hey /x/ I'm insane and want to let demons slowly feed on my soul"

I see them for sale on eBay sometimes.

Been considering buying one or two recently myself.

>>18270394
Just magic

Sell your soul to me instead. I'll make use of it and you can get... Stuff.

>>18270394
become a christian

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>>18275095
kek