Jack Chick finally dead

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I'm posting the individual panels this time, but maybe I should paste a bunch of them together for the next round?

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Because this is gonna be pretty slow going otherwise.

But was he right about the Masons?

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Well, I'm done with this eyesore and have finished pasting together another one.

Anyone reading? Any of you ever get these while out Trick or Treating?

>>18269556
Of course, he's right about everything, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. All praise Chick.

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Here's what is probably the most (in)famous one. If you've ever heard of this guy before even in passing, it was most likely for this comic.

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Pasted all together for your reading convenience. Also saves me the hassle of posting all the individual panels.

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I found some more already put together. This one has it all, lol, including Satanic Panic, a warped origin story, and fundies springing these tracts upon innocent Trick or Treaters.

Funny how lil' Susy is allowed to dress up as Santa, though. Isn't Santa just a big secular distraction from Jebus and all?

>>18269485
Holy shit he's actually dead. I'm gonna miss that crazy bastard.

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Nothing wins people over like schock about a dying kid getting converted, then getting her whole family to convert, right?

>>18269595
I meant "schlock". Or however that's spelled.

>>18269594
I know, right? The most unintentionally hilarious fundie of them all. He's probably having a tea party (lol) with Phelps and Falwell.

rip jack, i used to find his morbid little comics around my university.

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Salem... Carrie... "Basil Bub". Guy sure was original. (I guess it's better than "Lew Siffer" or whatever he called that record guy.)

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I mean, I guess the internet wasn't really big back in his day, but was it really that hard for the guy to do the tiniest bit of research on how Halloween really originated? And here's more of that perpetuation of the good ol' human sacrifice urban legend and panic over tainted treats.

And my most hated of all typos, "breath" instead of "breathe".

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Remember kids, Harry Potter leads you STRAIGHT to hell!

>>18269570

Irrelevant question, but why do you have them saved add individual panels? Thanks anyway tho, I like old mad Jack chick comics. Can't say I'm sorry to hear he ded, but I imagine the poodle he left behind are sad so dip in piece mad Jack I guess

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Parents, be mindful of who your children spend time with, lest the fundie contagion spread.

>>18269684
The other site I was getting them from were saved that way.

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Damn, now I want a demon familiar to chill with.

Love how the comic just ended with the blood-drinking baby-murderers still at large.

>>18269570
Lol

>>18269720
>Love how the comic just ended with the blood-drinking baby-murderers still at large.

>he's not a baby murdering blood drinker.

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Mary looks like she's 10, if that. Creepy.

And a little kid can apparently taunt a man into going to church, who then later admits he only became a Christian because he's a coward. This stuff just mocks itself.

>>18269734
Sorry, I only drink adult virgin blood, taste much better. You know how you have to age wine? Bingo. You dumb for drinking it "fresh".

>>18269738
Go away, /pol/, that doesn't even make sense.

>>18269742
Libya?

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>>18269556
Okay Masons, I pasted this together especially for you.

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>>18269570
Missed a panel earlier, it wasn't with the original set.

>>18269595
I had to keep saying "no", to myself the entire time.

How fucking backwards.

I was working retail on Halloween a few years ago and a customer gave me one of these. I could hardly contains my keks.

I just love how the chick tracks always end with the thing that inspired every Christian facebook post ever.

Who will you serve?
God or Satan?

If he would have started those comics today you know he would have had a little, type amen in the comments section, written at the bottom.

whatever happened with that Chick Track movie that was in the works?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPbrsC6rOFQ

Jack... you were a creationist. You were a hateful, short sighted bigot, who, despite your long life, never learned better and used fear-mongering propaganda to turn others to evangelical Christianity.

Despite that, you provided those not among your flock with endless hours of entertainment and encouragement to ask questions and seek answers.

It might have been against everything you stood for but... you did good Jack.

Great, now who's the next lowest hanging fruit that low energy atheists can make fun of?

>>18271105
Peter Popoff, Jim Bakker, Benny Hinn... except they would be even higher priority targets since they're still active, have been debunked (Popoff notably by James Randi) and are still swindling money from people. Particularly the elderly.

>>18271105
This here

Seems like this guy was the last of a dying breed. Now the religion will wither away to make room for Islam, the edgelords will be pleased then

>>18269587 this would make a great story

>>18271419
>Seems like this guy was the last of a dying breed.

Have you looked around? No one else is as dedicated to tract making, but there are still plenty of crazies out there. Most YECs and Evangelicals in general spring to mind.

>>18270965
never heard of this but interested

Also, thanks OP

>>18270965
lol, you mean this?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons_(film)

Hadn't heard of it until I started getting tracts for this thread. Might be worth hunting down.

>>18271497
Glad to share the crazy.

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>>18269570
Fixed.

Also, as other rational people have pointed out, Debbie's cleric could have brought Marcie's character back to life. Or Marcie could have created a new one. If she was stupid enough to freak out and An Hero because her character died, she's clearly doing it wrong and was emotionally unhinged to begin with.

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Chick tracts are also the origin of this popular meme

>>18271419
transformed not dying perhaps
http://268generation.com/passion2017/

>>18269559
>Bobby repents his sins and is now accepts the lord into his heart

>Timmy is still in hell forever tho

Oh baby

I love that every time he shows up Satan has a big jew nose

How will he react when he finds out heaven is full of lesbian buddhists?

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>>18272524
lol, reminds me of this

>>18272589
Fuck off, moron. Learn to post in the appropriate threads.

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>>18269720
I found out this one originally had an extra-murdery ending.

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>>18269568
>dungeon of bondage
I kek'd

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Possibly the funniest one yet.

And the guy sure seems obsessed with calling Halloween "Satan's birthday" while still denying that it is. I've literally never heard anyone else call it that before.

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>>18269485
>mfw he didn't die on Halloween, or Devil's Night
Missed opportunity, Chick.

But at least you're burning in Hell now, for the same arbitrary reasons in your tracts.

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>>18269562
>The choice is yours.
Lovely.

>>18274542
Aww, I'm glad Stinky made it out alright.

>>18274562
Yeah, he actually showed something nice happening to a demon. He must be slipping.

That, or maybe he was trying to imply the little creature will read some of the discarded tracts and convert or some shit.

>>18269487

May I ask for a pasted-together version of the first one, the Halloween one?

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>>18274847
Sure

So remember, according to the Gospel of Chick, you can be a murdering rapist torturer, but if you "repent" five seconds before you die, you'll go to heaven! If you're good your entire life, but reject Jebus, it's straight to hell for you!

In fact, I bet you could do all the things Chick hates, like being a gay abortion doctor who listens to hard rock music and masturbates on Sundays, and you'd still go to heaven if you just get "saved". Isn't it great?

>>18274862

Thanks, bruv.

>>18274902
No problem. I might go digging around for more later, since the amount of /x/ material he condemns is endless, but I've run out of full versions other people have made, which means I have to paste them together again, so I'm lazy.

>>18271419
Do you know what actual edginess is? Supporting eternal torture, mass drownings, and genocide..

>>18274948
Let's try not to start a religious debate in this thread. I know I've injected some of my own sarcastic commentary here, but this thread is mostly just for laughing at Chick's absurdity.

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What do we think of John Dee's knowledge? Was he communing with the Fallen Angels or Holy Angels?

Would Holy Angels need ceremonial magick to be summoned and would they need to be scryed?

>>18275016
Don't know; don't care. That's not what this thread's about.

>>18272604

The thing that gets me about tracts like this is they confirm magic is real and it gets shit done. Like wouldn't you want to dismiss spells and magic as make believe hokey to I invalidate it? Instead in tracts like this one and dark dungeons he confirms spells and dark magic as really effective and demons as friendly and willing to do your bidding.

>>18275049
I know, right? I would totally chill with these demons and cast magic spells and shit. Hell, even the demon in some anti-gay tract he ended up recalling was mostly trying to help the guy. He also seemed really ADD, like asking if the guy ever thought about suicide one second, then telling him there are plenty of fish in the sea the next.

>>18269519
>Oh how I wish he was Bobby.

Yeeeeessssssssssss

>>18269562
Dayum! These are great. I'd forgotten all about them. Thanks!

The Jack Chick I liked the best was the one about that horrible outfit: the Jesuits. Anybody got that one?

>>18275618
I'll look around for it later.

>>18271014
(°◡°) aww

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>>18269568
>>18269570

>>18277182
lol, I see someone has an actual copy.

So tell us your story, how did you get it? In your Halloween bucket? From a crazy street preacher? From a "concerned" friend or relative worried about that Satanic "intense occult training" you were receiving through D&D? Or did you just buy it yourself for the lulz?

>>18277182
i had one translated in spanish, it was the generic one about this guys life being showed to everyone, pretty shit, yet they have some charm.

Jack made this one comic called "Lisa" it was about this dad who raped his daughter and gave her herpes. She was like 15.

Well if you youtube or search around... apparently it was a true story.

It was strange how he would bash a number of faiths but, he never said a word about $cientology...


I found it odd that his comics always said you have to believe ON jesus and not in him.

Wut?

>>18280214
Yeah... I only found out about that one recently, and that's probably his worst tract ever. It's so stupid and awful there's nothing even remotely funny about it, which is why I was hoping to avoid bringing it up in this thread. It's fun to laugh at his over-the-top stories about the evils of Halloween and D&D, but when it comes to tracts like that, you realize just how sick the guy truly was.

lol here's the dark dungeons movie kickstarter

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jrralls/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie

>>18280560
I thought it was already made.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons_(film)

>>18269587
Lol
I remember reading this as a kid

>>18274948
Eternal torture aside-
The other two were the seperatiom of the chaff (nephilim, those descended from such and other corruption) from the wheat (actual human beings)

They were an act of love really
Read Book of Enoch for a better understanding

>>18275016
Well they handed him the keys to ushering in "the Apocalypse" soooo

Idunna
The End has to take place one way or another and apparently the Gates can only be opened from the inside...
There are someb things only a son of Adam can do
[I don't i answered your quert though]

>>18281623
>They were an act of love really

If you say so.

>>18269485
>(OP pic is my favorite parody, not an actual tract. But close.)
>parody, not an actual tract. But close
>not an actual tract
You're fucking kidding me

>>18284694
wat

>>18280414
The guy who invented D&D was a fundamentalist Christian who didnt celebrate Xmas bc it was too pagan

>>18284867
gygax or arneson?

Guys. Let's dance on his grave. It'll be fun.

>>18269562
I'll pick Satan any day.

Good fucking riddance. I used to think he was just a harmless kook until I read Lisa. He was a goddamn monster.

>>18269720
>Mom, can I go to a "slumber party" with my adult teacher?
>yeah sure whatever

>>18269550
mrs.baxter is harder than a coffin nail

>>18271014
Wew lad, you sure there aren't shorter ways of saying "im a huge brainless moron and i love to parrot what i learn in the fag orgyes at college"?

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Can't believe nobody's posted these yet.

>>18285606
My thoughts exactly.