Skeleton thread. Skeletons check in and post your spooks

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hey there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ

This board is work safe. Please don't post boning.

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>>18268120
Don't be rude!

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>>18268119
I can jam to this

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>>18268120
Grow a spine.

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Outta the way.

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>>18268120
But skeles are so sexy!

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>>18268120

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>>18268120

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>>18269865

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>>18269872
get out non-skele gif

>>18269877
They're on the inside!

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>>18269881

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DUMP COMMENCING

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DEATH TO ALL FLESHFAGS

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MORE SKELE

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>>18269859
Damn right they are.

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>>18269883

>>18269969
DELET THIS

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DOOT DOOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlJq7RLC4M

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>>18269955

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I DEMAND MORE SKELE

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btfo

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https://youtu.be/Cs3v5S12ZIo

Jaja, al chile...

>>18270617

Mr. Bones sempai~ I didn't expect your bone to be so big ;3

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>>18270842

>>18270869
>>18270915
The Gashadokuro are spirits that take the form of giant skeletons and are fifteen times taller than an average person, said to be created from the amassed bones of people who died of starvation. These Yōkai roam after midnight, grabbing lone travelers and biting off their heads to drink their spraying blood. There is a tell sign as the victim would hear the sound of loud ringing in the ear. The Gashadokuro are said to possess the powers of invisibility and indestructibility; though Singing and dancing "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold and other Halloween themed songs is said to ward them off.

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What about the Central Nervous System?

>>18272113
How did they separate the nerves from their body?

>>18272145
I think it's just a display piece.

>>18272145
Are you retarded?

>>18272245
Could be.
But it might be an actual real cnr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Worlds

>>18272281
How is it retarded? If it is the thing I mentioned above, I bet you cant tell me how they do it without looking it up. It is quite the complicated process

>>18272329
>I bet you cant tell me how they do it without looking it up.
You tell the skeleton it has a tentacle monster living inside it and it will run away leaving the nervous system behind.

>>18272145
We'll find out in four days.

>>18272354
Five days

>>18272348
Are you saying...
>>18272113
This is a skeleton's skeleton?
Spoooooky

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>>18272528

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>>18272532

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>>18272536

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>>18272539

>>18272547
:(

>>18272528
Savage.

Obligatory

https://youtu.be/-tMNEC-ho5M

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>>18268043

>>18269872
Sauce?

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=20b_1477492203

>>18273261
Rina Rukawa

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>>18273086
AW HELL NAW

Just picture being that dying guy on the ground. Those would be the last words you would ever hear uttered by another human being before being taken by the darkness. All the years of your life all build up to that moment, and it all culminates with "I will snatch every motherfucker birthday"

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>>18273139

>>18272547

This made me sad

>>18268120
that's not a picture of boning, that's a picture of a two headed skeleton centaur

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>>18276119
you reminded me

>>18275254
lel

I NEED MORE SEXY SKELETONS

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I am the skeleton king

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>>18276553

>>18269910
Not my proudest fap, but also not my worst.

>>18277284
THICCC

>>18270026
this one has always been my favorite

>>18272522
Some animals really do have dick bones

>>18272547
2/10
>Not even spooked

>>18272113
No thank you

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>>18272547
NO

>>18272547
>parasitic skeleton draining the life from her

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hello brethren

i am home

>>18275254
literally just watched that movie for the first time. fucking spooky shit

>>18272113

Car broke, phone yes?

>>18279834
Movie name please?

>>18282114
Army of Darkness.

>>18282343
which is actually Evil dead 3 : Army of darkness but im not sure why the evil dead name was dropped considering it was a direct sequel

>>18282393
Bwuh.

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>>18273277
unchecked dubs is murder

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>>18268043
loved this guy. I have a toy of him and everything

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HrZHLPGmokY

o i am rattlin

https://youtu.be/pWkgUSv0f3c?t=38s

A Wild Ghost Appears

>>18284969
Eek.

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Holla.

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>>18268043
Checking in with Mr. Bones.

>>18276119
Skull king

>>18286012
one of the best of all time. good postin', anon.

>>18276838
sauce?

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>>18268043
I made this OC last year for Halloween. Please, do not steal ;D

>>18287162
sauce?

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>>18287182
This is the original image.

>>18287255
thanks

>>18282191
hey boy

>>18269910
Thats not how you draw pelvises

>>18272547
>*wraith scream*

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>>18272593
>>18275060
>>18279802
>>18279771

Is this better?

>>18287662
Why the fuck do people think this is an okay way to be?

Blows my fuckin mind.

>>18287819
Because anorexia can also be caused by diseases or what not. It isn't only weight problems.

"Stop Ebola! Its not okay!"

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Can we keep the colors?

>>18269966
HE

>>18287847
In her case you think its ebola ?

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Do anime skeletons count?

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>>18287958

>>18287886
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDP_syndrome

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>tfw no way to keep the Halloween colours

>>18269622
smell my finger

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OH SHIT!
It's the skeleton police! You better post your best skellies or he'll drag your fleshy ass to skeleton jail where you'll get boned by spooks

>>18288975
but what if i want to get boned by spooks

>>18288975
Will I be boned by cute Skeleton girls?

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>>18288975

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what is this thread?
what is this whole thread?

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>>18272971

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>>18288975
What if I post lewd skeleton lolis? Where will my ass end up then?

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From old thread, never continued

>be me about a month ago
>Gf is housesitting her friends friends house to feed pets while they're on vacation (always wondered how chicks got these kind of jobs)
>Random couple in their mid thirties with two little girls
>Wife kinda hot
>She invites me over several times over a two week period
>I refuse several times just BC the idea just seemed weird
>Finally accepted for the fuck of it
>Get there during the day, nice place
>typical upper middle class home and neighborhood
>Get inside, first thing I notice is the living room
>Big bookshelf FULL of books, an easel with notes, alphabet on wall, couch, flatscreen, entertainment center
>Ask gf whats up with the notes and alphabet
>Tells me kids are homeschooled
>Thought it was kinda weird, but whatevs. Maybe thats how wealthy ppl stay wealthy, idk
>Spend the next hour or so just looking over the house, not snooping, just looking around
>Day goes on, we watch movies, fool around, play with dogs
>She falls asleep first, I pass out afterwards.
>The next day she had to work and she talked me into staying at the house to watch dogs til she got off
>No car btw, basically stuck at the house
>Use this alone time to snoop

Cont?

>>18289048
By spooks, he means African American gentlemen.

>>18289665
Go onony

>>18287154
Me

>>18289665
>Gf is at work
>I'm at the house alone
>I knew from the moment I walked into this house I was eventually going to be going through these peoples shit
>Start snooping
>Start with kitchen and bathrooms
>Find liquor stash and tampons, enough to keep me going
>Then on to the parents room
>My fascination with the mom encouraged me
>Enter bedroom
>First is first, check under mattress for Dildo
>Nothing
>Wtf.jpg
>Then under the bed
>Find empty gun cases, good thing BC I prob would've stole them if they had guns
>Also find long pair of knee high black leather heels
>Hellyeah.gif
>Continue snooping
>Check drawers in dresser
>Find nothing other than the Mom's secret sexy panty stash, of course I sniffed
>Went on to the Nightstand, found handcuffs, real handcuffs then another set of fuzzy ones
>Holyfuckmomisadominatrix.exe
>Move to closet
>Find several shoeboxes, clothes, and a trunk
>Open trunk
>Find DVD case full of dvds
>Find several DVDs labeled for birthdays, weddings, 4th if July
>In the back of book, find homemade DVR labeled Erika

Cont?

Did someone say skeleton war?

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>>18289789
SKELETON WAR?

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>>18289699
who you callin spook peckerwood

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>>18289820
SKELETON WAR!!!!

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>>18290000

>>18287847
Huh. I hadn't thought of that. Sorry for being a fucking moron. That shit's crazy, though. I'm surprised they let her go out. What if she tripped and fell over for fuck's sake?

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>>18268176

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZlpTp_dJA

>>18290044
That's comic's pretty nito.

>>18268501
Damn, his hands are going so fast

>>18269910
>>18269859
skeletons are my actual fetish

>>18289639
>>18289642
>>18289656
>>18289660
thank you for this

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>>18290892
You're welcome.

>>18290932
please can you tell me who makes these?

>>18290939
Sorry, I have no idea. One day I decided to check out /d/ to see if there was a skeleton thread up.
My skeleton porn folder grew 3 sizes that day.

>>18290952
then please post more if you can

>>18268043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1tPPXZM1vg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1tPPXZM1vg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1tPPXZM1vg

>>18272547
does anyone know what causes this?

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>>18291131
Death

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>>18291131
>does anyone know what causes this?
How outta touch with life can you get?

>>18289785
please continue anon, you have captivated me

>>18291131
Our ancestors disobeyed God. God is the source of life. Hence they die, as you will die because you come from them.

The solution is to find the children of the Son of God, who have been born again, and become born again yourself. This is something they can do for you.

Be aware that this is quite difficult, as nearly everyone who claims to speak for the Son of God, or says that they are born again, or that they can help you to be saved, is a liar and full of shit.

But it's worth looking. It's worth spending your whole life looking, and not doing anything else, because doing literally anything else first is a complete waste of time. When you're dead, that's it. You're done. Nothing else that you have done will help you one bit.

>>18281645
movie name?

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>>18289785
>Find DVD labeled Erika, only DVD labeled something other than an event
>Decide to watch it
>Take it to living room, put in DVD player, press play
>The title screen soon comes on the screen and it looked like a young girl's school picture or yearbook picture
>Thought it was one of the daughters at first but after glancing to a family portrait on a nearby wall, I was assured it was not.
>Girl looked to be 10-12 years old
>Spookedasfuck.jpg
>Press play
>The screen goes black, but I knew the DVD was playing BC I hear low sounds of what sounded like muffled crying
>Ohmygod.gif
>Then you can hear a bit of talking but it's too low to make out what's being said
>Grab remote and turn volume all the way up, still couldn't make out the words
>It seemed the camera or microphone was closer to the sobbing than the talking
>Get goosebumps
>The screen then flashes bright when what I guess was a spotlight turns on and shines at the wall revealing a young girl bound and gagged in some weird rope torture setup(pic for reference)
>Girl is terrified and crying while the light and camera are pointed right at her
>Holyfuck.exe

Cont?

>>18288798
Glad it's gone, that shit hurts my eyes. Good ol' Tomorrow is where it's at.

>>18291946
My hand is on my penis already

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>>18289820
>>18290000

>>18285991
Spooked
>>18285972
>oglaf
My nigga

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The spookiest

>>18288975
What seems to be the problem, officer?

>>18292230
wtf is this

image limit reached
If someone makes second thread, I'll post more skeletals

>>18291946
A skeleton better poop out.

welp we can't post anymore skeletons

>>18276909
fuck u

NEW THREAD WHEN?

>>18292216
love this one

Skeleton limit reached

New skeleton spooky thread


>>18293581