It's outside

but you can post on 4chains

>>18264291
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go eat its ass

>>18264297
one uses wi-fi
the other uses mobile tower

OP will get eaten by the monster anyways

>>18264297
Internets is working but phones and power aren't this phone will die soon and it will just be it and me I have no time left

>>18264309
Skype police

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>>18264291
I got a pic of its face it's slamming at window

>>18264291
Try to have sex with it.

>>18264291
So it's dark outside n ur crying?

>>18264324
Giraffe. Case closed.

>>18264333
I can't describe it we'll but it has a fucking mask and is definitely not human this phone is going to die soon

>>18264291
Put your dick in it.

>>18264341
Please die with it so this shitty thread can end.

>>18264333
trips confirm it's a giraffe, op is going to die

If you have ALL of the internet, why would you post on 4chan instead of somewhere that could get you help. Why wouldn't you like, post on facebook to get one of your friends to call the cops or something

>>18264357
Because OP is a lying cockgobbler.

>>18264324
GTF back to imgur with that Giraffe shit.
Also, if you have wifi, you can voip a 911 call.
Or hell, give your address and one of us will call 911 for you.

>>18264291

You can contact the police via the internet, skype, etc...

Jesus, is this not common knowledge?

>>18264326
Legit this is how I deal with any paranormal event.

>>18264353
Almost literally what I was thinking

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>>18264357
>facebook
>friends

lol normalfag

>>18265511
that^^

>>18264387
>tfw 4chan is shit on phone
>tfw your imgur app exposes you to normal memes when you go out and they're really bad

>>18264309
Nigger how the fuck do you have a phone but can't dial 911? You can dial that shit without a sim. Fuck off with your roleplaying shit.

Describe the shape of its body and the way it moves. Is it a skinny little shit?

>>18264324
Dude where is the window? All I see is a giraffe plastic mask. My little brother got a tiger one when we went to the zoo.

Guys giraffe guy here. Broke the window and killed the neckbeard. His house reeks of doritos and stale pasta.

>>18265764
Gud

>>18265764
Not all heroes wear capes.