Creepypasta thread

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>>18244828
Where you off to, anon?

>>18244828
God-tier pasta, my friend. I'm away from my PC, but I'll dump some of my favorites once I get the chance.

>>18244828
Are you dying?

>>18246548
Yes

>>18246620
Felt really sad about this somehow , i'm on my Phone so can't contribute but wish you luck.

>>18244828
I have a bunch but it's only really /k/ and /out/ innawoods greentexts. I could dump if you'd like

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>>18244828
Sorry to hear you're leaving this life so soon. Good luck in the next one.

Dump commencing.

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>>18244828

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>>18244828

If suicide don't do it OP. You are in the most vulnerable state. Which means you can also free yourself from the mental enslavement that lead you to such a point.

>>18248105
Thats a fucking goat

>>18248114
No, it's cutaneous horns, you dummy. Any animal can develop them.

>>18244828
>"Deeli" used as both a time unit and distance unit

Is this a Star Wars joke or just a flaw?

>>18246512
my all time fav

>>18248148
Probably neither. The only objective reference we have for a deeli is "as photons travel", suggesting that deeli are some kind of relativistic measurement based on the speed of light, used to describe both intervals and distances. If that supposition is correct, then the real flaw would be describing the speed of the projectile as 2/8 lightspeed instead of in deeli. Since we never get a sense of the magnitude of a deeli from the story itself, the projectile's is probably described that way to convey the idea of "really fucking fast" since giving us the measurement in deeli would be ambiguous. And would've required the writer to figure a lot of useless math to keep the premise of the story consistent.

>>18247901

i think Louis Wain was only following the trend of abstract and futuristim art that was very popular during the time, sane people can make extremely disturbing and surreal art, no need to be psychotic to do it. Though i know that Wain in fact was mentally ill

>>18244844
thats the shittiest creepypasta ive ever read

>>18244844
That was shit.
There wasn't even a conclusion.

>>18246509
This could have been good if there was a clever twist at the end. But it's just spooky guy and the description is too vivid to be scary.
>>18244858
>too long
>poory written
>breaks the 4th wall by addressing the creepypasta community
>made me angry
0/10

>>18247901
That looks like a depiction of an LSD or mushroom trip.

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Thanks for keeping it alive guys. I'll post as i can.

>>18244828
This is some Asimov type shit. I love it.

>>18250340
This one is literally physically impossible, the only way to cut off access to his senses would be to cut his nerves off from his brain which would leave him paralyzed

>>18250597
so
you're telling me
that a piece of fiction
has fictitious elements

>>18250340
scientist have done some really dumb shit experiments...but not shit this dumb