Glitch in the matrix thread

>>18243810
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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>watch movie
>think it explains the universe
>can't figure out why will never have a job

a few times I saw tiny things happen a second before they really did. kind of like, one was that i saw a bug walk onto a leaf but then it clipped back to its position off the leaf where it started and repeated, walked on it again in the exact way.

>>18243869
That experience is pretty much on par with curing cancer.

One of my friends just told me this, so take it with a grain of salt. He was sitting in his room toward the end of spring. Then, all the clocks stopped at 12:00AM, even the one on his computer. Not only was his family gone, but there was snow on the ground. It was gone in the morning. But the next day he walked to school (he was still in highschool) and when he walked home he said that not only did his mom say she drove him, but his friends also said he was driven.

>>18243880
yeah but it happened more than once and made me question reality or think a glitch happened

>>18243810
Only one I have is once I was sitting alone in my house, and clear as if it was happening I started hearing the phone ring. Got up to go answer it but by the time I got there I couldn't hear it anymore. Checked the call log to see who it was but it showed no calls that day at all. Thinking that was a little weird I put down the phone and I shit you not, it immediately started to ring. A chill went up my spine as I answered but it was just a telemarketer, sorry for the lame ending.

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3:1Now there was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: 3:2the same came unto him by night, and said to him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs that thou doest, except God be with him. 3:3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born anew, he cannot see the kingdom of God. 3:4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter a second time into his mother's womb, and be born? 3:5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God! 3:6That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 3:7Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born anew. 3:8The wind bloweth where it will, and thou hearest the voice thereof, but knowest not whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit. 3:9Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be? 3:10Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou the teacher of Israel, and understandest not these things?

>>paint it black.mp3 playing in the background of tv show
>>what song is that anon?
>>paint it black the doors
>>oh yeah but its not by the doors its someone else
>>im 100% sure its by the doors i NEVER listened to the rolling stones had a cd or tape of them and the doors was one of my favorite bands growing up.
>>anon i looked it up online and it says rolling stones
>>i cant believe her
>>i look it up
>>ive never been honestly confused about something i was so sure about.

anyone else remember the doors paint it black?

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>>18243936

Reality glitches are a way for boring NEETs to pretend their lives have mystical meaning. If they forget something, "WHOA, time warp man!!". If they become confused, "WHOA Universe is mutating!". If others see things differently than they do, "WHOA, Like they're from a different timeline!"

It's narcissistic nonsense to the extreme.

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11Amen, amen, I say to you, we speak of what we know and we testify to what we have seen, but you people do not accept our testimony.g 12If I tell you about earthly things and you do not believe, how will you believe if I tell you about heavenly things?h 13No one has gone up to heaven except the one who has come down from heaven, the Son of Man.i 14And just as Moses lifted up* the serpent in the desert, so must the Son of Man be lifted up,j 15* so that everyone who believes in him may have eternal life.”

16For God so loved the world that he gave* his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life.k 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn* the world, but that the world might be saved through him.l 18Whoever believes in him will not be condemned, but whoever does not believe has already been condemned, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God.m 19* And this is the verdict,n that the light came into the world, but people preferred darkness to light, because their works were evil. 20For everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come toward the light, so that his works might not be exposed.o 21But whoever lives the truth comes to the light, so that his works may be clearly seen as done in God.p

Sometimes I'll move and an object will fall right through me. Or distance changes as I reach for something.

>>18243810
I had a dream last night that an out of state coworker came to visit our office and asked to use the fridge

today, there was a 6 pack bottles of Dr Pepper in the fridge that doesn't belong to anyone and wasn't there Friday. we have 3 people and none of us drink Dr Pepper, let alone in bottles. the office has an alarm and a cypher lock, so no one other than us could get in.

Living alone here. I used to do this thing where I tried to see how many days I can use the toilet before flushing. My previous record was 12 days and I was going for a new record and was at the 15 day mark. It was evening and I was on my laptop like normal browsing 4chan when I hear the toilet flush. I get up and walk to the bathroom, lift up the lid, and yeah. It was flushed. I don't know if it was a ghost or a glitch in the matrix but it freaked me out.

>>18244066
Your attic clown was just sick of the smell

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>>18243940
Underrated, hard truth.

It also stems from NEETs being stuck in their own head. Just look at all the shit here, it's completely divorced from reality, just a lot of abstract nonsense that's similar to video game or card game mechanics. Maybe that's why it appeals to them.

They never think "Gee, maybe the best way to experience truth is to actually go outside and appreciate shit and enjoy life." Oh no, that couldn't be fucking point of shit, the best way to be is to mentally masturbate constantly and think you're actually doing something / uncovering whimsical, mystical truth.

And that kids is today's lesson in idiotology.

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>>18244066
Nice post

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>>18244094
>And that kids is today's lesson in idiotology.
You callin' us idiots?

>>18243936
No. Because it's always been by the rolling stones. It was in one of the rock band or guitar hero games though.

One time i really had to poop, but when i got to the bathroom I didnt have to poop anymore.
the universe is a lie!

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>>18244177
pic related

>>18244206
this is exactly why i love /x/

>>18243810

>Feel like take a shit
>Sit toilet
>Take shit
>Feel shit leave
>Kersploosh.mp3
>Wipe ass
>No skids on TP
>No poo in loo
>dirty toilet 404

>>18243810
Idk. Maybe it was something wrong with the actor but has anyone seen that febreze commercial with the red head kid but like over a year ago the red head kid was a different red head actor? Just thought that was weird. Not sure if its a glitch.

>>18243869
Doesn't shit like that happen simply as a medical anomaly? Like the brain just loses its shit for a nanosecond and your eyes introduce visual artifacts? Sounds stupid now that I'm talking about it but I thought it happens. Like a form of deja vu.

>>18243940
.t matrix agent shill
0,02 deposited

>>18244931
Lost @ dirty toilet 404

>>18243936
Paint It Black sounds nothing like The Doors

when I was little I remember sitting in bed and talking to my mom. she walked out of my room and into her room.. except a moment later she walked into my room from the hallway on the opposite side of where she left. I freaked out bigtime and asked her what the fuck happened but she claimed we weren't having any conversation and that she had just come upstairs for the first time that afternoon

also whenever i was home alone as a child i'd hear footsteps on the second floor like someone was home. never happened when anyone else was around.. until one day when my mom and i were watching tv and we both heard footsteps coming down from the attic. like someone in heavy boots walking deliberately hard down each stair. she bolted up and looked really scared and i ran the fuck out of the house because we both thought it was a burglar.. but it turned out nobody was in the attic.

>>18244094
Im actually gonna save this to trigger NEETs eternally

>>18243810
One time i took a nuclear dump but when I wiped the paper was clean.

spooky shit

>>18243810

Became an empath after a DXM overdose.

I literally feel the feelings of others, at all times, regardless of their attempts to hide them, etc.

It's kind of a bummer, honestly, and I have to hide it or people get scared.

>>18243810
Once I had a dream where in that dream I awoke in the middle of the night due to a dream. This dream woke me up in the middle of the night in real life.
There was much more to it: Some real spooky and terrifying end of the world shit.

>>18244120
Minor earthquake. Sauce: used to live in anchorage in semi underground apartment, spoopy toilet flushes would coincide with small
earthquakes

>>18244066
If the liquid level gets high enough, it'll flush itself.

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>Go outside
>See everything as flat fake and empty
>realize that everything I see is an illusion
>Can feel someone going after me because I cracked down the code
>turn off all electronic devices and go hide in the basement
>But I don't get any less anxious, I figure they can still detect me since they see everything
>I can feel some presence like some sort of a centipede is looking at me
>feel very uneasy, I start begging for mercy and tell them how I will behave and not tell anyone about this and I will pretend it didn't happen

>be me at around 10 years old
>My grandma came to visit me
>it was Friday night and she was in my room saying good night telling me to go to bed because we had to drop her off early in the morning
>I still had tons of energy
>I was standing by my window talking to my grandma with the light on and everyone else is asleep
>blink
>suddenly my room is dark and my grandma is gone
>go out and see my mom who was asleep literally 5 seconds ago doing her make up telling me to wake up
>my grandma is downstairs talking to my dad and sister

I will never forget that experience. I was confused out of my fuckin mind. Ive never met anyone with a story similar to that. And I have no idea how to explain it

>>18243936
dis

>>18243820
Her mom?

>>18246150
lurk moar, homo

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>>18243820
Jesus was phone

>>18243940
Go fuck yourself, shill scum

>>18244066
nigga wtf is wrong with you

Yesterday while I was driving home I passed an old guy jogging really slow. When I got to a four way stop I saw the same old guy across the street from me stretching as if he was getting to jog.

>>18245068
Basically you let your mom to die alone?

>>18243810

It's been happening a lot for me recently. A lot, to the point I'm wondering if it's some kind of budding mental illness. Tons of little tiny things all over the place, especially at home. Everybody has habits and routines we fall into, certain things that are always or never a certain way - drawers being left open, the chord on the ceiling fan light being pulled instead of the light switch flipped. Toothbrush being on the right side of the sink instead of the left. A lot of this stuff has been the wrong way recently and I have zero recollection of doing it.

>>18245038
The brains programmed to anticipate patterns and images then feed it to you a fraction sooner than it happens to make up for the nanosecond lag it takes to actually process an image

thank you for this thread. This is something fucked up.
>I give my name's brother.
> the name I give him was in honor to a friend of mine in seven degree (I don't know how works the school programs in north America ou England, so lets called seven degree).
> So many years passed and I get a girlfriend.
> So anon, how old is your brother? :)
>16 :)
>So you give you name's brother when you were on 4 degree, so cute :)
>Ahah no, I was on 7 degree, i just give him the same name of a friend of mine. I remember perfectly. He was strong physically but at the same time kind of fragile psychologically.
>No anon. You are bad at math ahah. Do the counts. If he's 16 you and your age is 23 you give his name at age 8. So you were third ou fourth degree, wtv. Not on seven ahah.
>Start making counts.
>Omfg she's right.
>Mind fucking blow everywhere.
>This doesn't make any sense.
>Wtf is going on?
>I was paralyzed. Can't say any word.
>I remember perfectly the guy on 7 degree and it was because of him that I give his name to his "honor". He wasn't in my fourth degree class, not even the same school.
>"Anon are you right?"
>"This just doesn't make any sense."
>Until now I still don't know any explanation for this

>>18246110
u changed dimenshions with on of your other selfs because the moments merged

> be me 8 years old 17 years aggo, dad tells me son tommorow i will take you to the tennis fields, later that night fell aasleep dreaming about the fields wich i never saw before in my life, in dream i see a iron gate with a broken yellow lock, next that morning i see exacly the same fields wich i saw in my dreams suprisly we parked close by an iron gate with a yellow locker, exacly as my dream, still remember the dream so clean.

2> the power of believing brakes the code of matrix if we realy are in the matrix, my moms back hurts, before that it happened to watch some chi energy videos, and the power of belief crap, days latest my mom said her back is in pain told her to lie on the bed, dad is next to us watching tv, i told her with a serious look, i will try to heal your back with something i learned and it works, she looked at me and i knew she believed at my words, i said to my dad i want you to believe that i can heal her back,he said ok do it, i started to believe to my self, placed my hands over her back she suddenly said i feel intense heat like a fire piercing throu my body her body skin, my mom wasnt looking her face wwas on the pillow she thought i was burning her with the ligther i had next to me to make her think that i used the lighter, dad was speechless her spot on the back turned red and eased the pain.
>3 fall to bed to sleep, tried to make the thot how it would be without nothing in space no earth no black energy nothing no universe no emptyness but something even far greater darker but not black something more, suddenly i hear a voice and said STOP, my heart raced like a horse never tried again

>>18246090
you gonna get it now

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>visiting family as a young child, I decide to go for a bike ride before it gets dark
>I'm pedaling down a hill on the sidewalk.
>Feeling great, the wind in my hair is invigorating
>I start picking up speed, really pushing it, not losing control but will if I go much faster
>Houses practically streaking by.
>Suddenly a car ahead swings open their passenger door.
>I am far too fast to veer out of the way, and there is no time for a kid like me to react if there were.
>I throw up my hands just as I'm about to hit the door.
>I lower my hands seconds later, having completely missed the door.
>As a dumb kid I just go about my business as if nothing happened, keep biking for an hour before heading back.

I have no idea what happened. Not only did I miss the door, I was able to ride my bike downhill with no hands on the bars, on a residential sidewalk with dips for car ports, for a good fifty or sixty feet before I regained control.

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>>18244121

>/k/ at 120
>mfw

>>18246964
Sleep deprivation does this to me.

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>>18244121

>grew up a massive nerd, still am
>always have loved swords and other medieval shit
>always watched history channel and Sci Fi growing up
>distinctly remember seeing a show mention Cubicle steel, and how it was many times sharper than regular steel, but we don't know how to recreate it and our only examples of it are ancient swords
>felt bad man, I really wanted a super sharp sword created via ancient techniques
>remember feeling sad about it for a while
>fast forward to a few weeks ago
>come across a Crucible steel sword on Amazon
>assume it's bs, but the price tag doesn't seem to be lying
>look it up
>we've been able to create Crucible steel since the 1800's
Hm

>>18248295
Are you positive it didn't mention Damascus steel?

>>18243936
It was spelled Berenstein when i was a kid...

>>18248295
you have just described damascus steel. the ore was shipped from far east asia to turkey to be processed and when the crusades happened it stopped the trade route and all the people who knew how to make it died long before those trade routes ever re-opened.

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>>18243810
This happened just yesterday
>be at work
>walk past hot ass Asian casino cocktail waitress
>seconds later, she's standing in front of me with her sweet little ass
there's no way she could have walked around rows of slot machines that fast without me noticing her walk back ahead of me from behind

>>18246110
You got dateraped by granma

I get Deja Vu a lot, but I work retail so my days are really repetitive.

>>18243936

You are probably thinking of The Tea Party, they did a cover of the song and it sounds a bit like the Doors

>>18248295
You are talking about wootz Damascus steel, crucible steel is another name. The key difference between the ancient wootz and most crucible steel up until recently is that the process/impurities in the ancient wootz created a lattice of carbon nanotubes throughout the final sword. Modern blacksmiths are rediscovering the secrets to making this steel and have found that even before sharpening, the jagged surface created by all the protruding carbon nanotubes is still surprisingly sharp. Ancient Vikings actually got their hands on some of these ingots, that is where swords like the authentic "ulfberht" came from. Wootz steel swords are the ones you will hear about in legends where a sword is so powerful that it cut clean through European swords and armor, or stories of swords that could cleave a stone yet still be sharp enough to split a piece of silk dropped over its edge.

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>>18244066
Is this the average /x/ user?

>>18247605
this made no sense

>24 years old
>poops regularly
>poops for a LONG fucking time
>expects there to be TONNES OF SHIT.
>dissapoint.jpg
>pooping for very small amount of time
>expects there to be little shit.
>WHATTHEFUCK.jpg

Glitch confirmed.

>>18249115
We get lots of trolls and sick fucks here lad.

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>>18249488

spooby

>>18247693
I want to believe...

>>18243923
shut the fuck up and go away you dumb redneck. no one asked for a bible story.

>>18246818
Damn he fast

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>>18243869

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>walking down the street
>see a woman with a stroller 50 feet in front of me, coming towards me on the same path
>look down at phone to check time
>look back up
>woman and stroller have completely vanished
>confused as fuck

just one such experience I have had