/shift/ -- Cat Edition

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>>18243711

>The shift happens all the time
So how do you know there is a constant shift without the absence of shift?
How is this not another mindgame that people play along to the infinite boredom that their life seeminlgy became?

If you want some mystical thinking, I have a whole bag filled to the brim with your favorite fairy dust.

>The shift happens in mind
>the shift is never absent, but you are
>you are a product of the constant shift
>you as a product of the shift seek to make use of the shift
>the shift makes use of you
>tfw you identify with the lowest common denominator

>>18243779
las vegas, nigga


right, you faggot op?

>>18243804
btw, i hate everyone of you.

>>18243730

Next shift in two hours.

I want my shaft to shift into your anus senpai.

I wan't everything of the unseen to be seen by everyone on earth.

>>18244224
>I want the room to be arranged so that everything is on top, even the bottom

>>18243711
I want to be rich. And free. And happy.

>>18243711
I want my meds to work.

>>18243711
I want OP not to be a faggot

I want a gf

>>18244338
me too :(

>>18244270
>I'm neither rich nor am I free, and sure as fuck not happy
What a sad story.

I said so in the last thread too, but I want to be physically female.

But I didn't get results that time either.

>>18243711
what is shift? how does it works?

>>18245746
elaborate OP, could be useful intel to some of these shitposters

oh wait

>>18245735
>>18245755

Listen guys, just believe in it. Sorry if it didn't happen. But if we shift together we can shift.

>>18243711
Want my parcel

>>18243711
I want to be dead.

No previous shift experience.

>>18245785

Are you British? That's kinda cute. Anyway, OP here my head is dumping energy so jump in the shift, here's your package

>>18245788
classic post.

>>18245735
I also want this
Take a portion of my energy~

>>18245793
Classic and true.

When can I expect this shift to work in my favor?

>>18245798

Now.

>>18245807
Obviously not.

>disappointing

I want someone in particular to have excruciatingly bad luck for decades to come.

>>18245811

I mean you can expect it now. Do you understand what I'm saying? Begin to expect it. Sorry it didn't happen. But if you ask, when can I expect it, I would say now.

>>18243711
Allowance of Abundance. I Am.

>>18243711
Get ready folks!
It's just a jump to the left!
And then a step to the riiiiiiight!
With your hand on your hips,
You bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insaaaaane
Let's do the Time Warp againnn!
Let's do the Time Warp againnn!

>>18245820
I understand now.

I am hopeful again.

>>18245834

Just here saying hi and continuing. I feel it at least... hope you all do

post info

>>18243711
I just want to live in eternal peace and serenity, away from all the troubles of the world, doing what I like to do without being dependent on anyone, and helping my friends and family. It's sad that only money can achieve those in our day.

No previous experience.

sure, i'll sign up for a bigger home
the kids need more space

I'm going to the world I dream of going to everyday. I'll finally go.

Let's do this.

I want my gf to be sweet to me again

What is a shift?

>>18244224
That would make life so boring, you monumental faggot

>>18247320
I'm so sorry senpai. just leave.

>>18243711
I want to be physically and mentally powerful

just want bad shit to stop happening, and good shit instead

I want godlike artistic skills with any writing utensil and complete knowledge of every modern programming language. I also want 1million dollars in twenty dollar bills to come into my possession. If possible I want these things to happen before my 23rd birthday.

I would like a few objects, that I will describe in detail to appear on the small table next to my bed within 24 hours after the next shift. They should appear on top of anything else on said table so they can fully manifest regardless of what else is already there.
First a spiral notebook with a red cover and 100 pages that I can use to alter my appearance.
My appearance includes the size, shape and color of all features of my body.
Anything written in it will take effect immediately after i write "go"
Writing "stop" will nullify anything written above or the left if the word 'stop'
If anyone else writes in the notebook nothing will happen.
I should always turn out as intended, or pictured in my head assuming it matched my writings.
If the notebook is destroyed all of it's effects will be nullified.
If anything that is written that would change my body into something that can not support life in the same state of being as I am now, no change will take place.
Second, a notebook with a blue cover that follows the same rules, but about my abilities rather than appearance.
My abilities are described as things my body is capable of, both physical or mental.
Changes of abilities should never effect my appearance.
No change should create an altered state of consciousness.

If any ability or appearance change defies the laws of physics nothing else will be effected other than me, and no effects other than the exact change written about myself will occur, and I will survive, and not be incapacitated or hurt in any way, and they will function as intended. This is especially relevant to any super powers I may write.
Both books have the rules put, how I worded them, on the first page.
Stray marks will have no effect, an all effects should turn out as intended with no side effects, unless they break one of the previously mentioned rules in which case all effects are nullified.
This is my second time posting this in a shift thread.
Let me be powerful please.

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>>18248052
this

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>>18248052
>First I want to alter my appearance at will
Have you tried yoga? lol

>>18248062
>yoga
What?
I need to be able to alter my face or other features so I will have no fear of being tracked down by le guberment anytime I use my abilities publicly.
And so that when both books are inevitably destroyed I will have no connection to any of the events that I cause

>>18248084
Alter the shape of your muscles through conscious effort

>>18248096
That can't alter height or frame or the color of my skin or hair
Yoga isn't the answer, stop
I don't want to change my appearance for shits and giggles, i just need to be able to perfectly hide my identity when i am capable of greater things

I want the council to quit holding me back.

I want two buttholes.

Assuming the shift happened what would be the next thing that you do after gaining what you wanted?

I want to be a brilliant musician and chemist.

>>18248115
You are the only one holding you back. Everything you need is out there. We cannot intervene, you must walk the path, as must all.

I want my penis to reach 10 inches
My acne to clear up
My gyno to go away
And my joints to heal

>>18248130
There are things I cannot do alone, if I turn the tide will others fall in waves?

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I am fueling the shift with this gif.

Tonight I shall meditate, and my consciousness will increase the mana of the power of the shift energies.

God speed.

>>18248388

And dubs confirm.

Allahu Akbar.

>>18243711
I want to see what can't be seen.

I would like to shift into a dimension where personal dimension shifting technology is widely available to the public.

>>18243779

What a shift-post.