UFO in Iowa

Is that a picture of it?

>>18242035
nah shit, wasn't thinkin' that fast, but it was an orange orb like in the pic.

>>18242032
>>stationary point of light in the sky
>>it's an alien spaceship, no doubt

eagerly awaiting the angry followup post where Cletus Pickins tells us he knows a dadgum lot about ass-tronner-mee and that ain't no gosh turn sparkly-twinkler he dun seen.

>>18242056
Weather Balloon.

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3MB, 720x404px

>>18242250
right here

>>18242250

>Implyin' my pappy ain't learned me awful good 'bout them there ay-lee-um sossers doin' donuts in God's front yard.

You best git, boy.

>>18242263
>not unloading an entire box of double-aught buck at the moon just to be safe

why it's liken y'alls done ain't carin bout them lil grey messicans from north the sky border comin' to stick their skeeter meeters up your cornhole

>>18242279

Don't you be shootin' at the damn moon now, boy, that's proud 'Merican territory since 1869 when Buzz Armstrong went there with his boys.

Mind you, keep that shotgun at the ready when those little green varmints come a callin'. One time they come through, causin' a ruckus, I tried to keep my peace and pay it no mind. Come next mornin', our garden was tore up and my daughter was pregnant again. No good space midgets...

What was it hanging off of op?