Ouija Boards

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must keep generating generic threads that will increase traffic

Same advice from several weeks ago.

Guard your butthole.

Demon-penons to the angus are nothing to fuck with.

I used one last Halloween and it worked too well. We used it several times some weird stuff nothing too crazy. Then there's Sara, this entity was slow and we didn't grt much info aside from her being Sara and as we were going to give up and say goodbye she goes down to "Z" and starts doing the alphabet backwards we got to "T" and said goodbye and we used a bit extra safe after

Ouija boards are bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tA4fmLDzww

>>18237139
>PARKER BROTHERS INC

Use a wine glass upside down. Has to be able to resonate, you know when you wash it, and the edge makes like music.
Then you try without touching it.

>>18237139

>its all superstition right?

>i want to talk to spirits

i would say you have two choices: 1) it's a piece of plastic made literally by Parker Brothers and it doesn't do anything, or 2) it can talk to spirits and therefore superstitious shit is real.

the idea that you think you can use a board game to talk to spirits but you aren't superstitious is a bit hard for me to fit in my mind.

that aside, it's a simple divination / seance tool. i can't imagine why it would somehow be more dangerous than throwing sticks for the i-ching or paranormal investigators asking if there's a ghost in the house. this isn't some complicated goetic ritual with a blood sacrifice on the new moon.

if all you have to do to become destroyed by the demons is play with a board game then the human race would have been fucked long ago.

then again... i guess watching the news we do seem kind of fucked.

ouija board in my ass sideways.

tried it twice with friends and nothing happened