NOPE Thread

>>18233759
Jesus dude.
I'm guessing do that stuff anymore.

Why the fuk do the mods hate NOPE threads now? Its the only reason I come to /x/

>>18233877
I dunno. These are always my favorite threads.

Yea decent stories or at least decent attempts instead of just shit rp

>>18233859
Not really.
I've been twice since with my brother because he was in the army and has a Beretta but otherwise I don't go.

When I went I had a knife, but even if I had a gun I wasn't about to try and be a badass. There were like 15-20 guys and I'm sure they were all packing.

bamp

>leaving friend's house around 3 AM
>drive about two streets away
>no streetlights but I see a silhouette of a woman, she flags me down
>Crack window open
>she asks if I have a phone she can use
>tells me that her husband went out at midnight and he's not backyet, points to a nearby house and tells me she lives there
>says her landline got disconnected recently so she can't call him
>lie and tell her I don't have a phone on me, suggest she uses a payphone at the gas station down the block
>she says her kids are in the house and she doesn't want to leave them
>around then, the dashboard displays that my gas tank has just been opened
>floor it the fuck out
>driving away, see another figure get up from a kneeling position
>get home, plastic tubing is sticking out of the gas tank

Guess they were trying to siphon gas. I figured something was up when she was giving me her bullshit story, she went into way too many details. It seemed too rehearsed.

>>18234079
In what year did this happen?

>>18234493
2014

>>18234239
You don't need to bump /x/ threads this frequently, newfag

>>18234756
Joke's on you, I wrote bump but put sage in the options field. Bet you feel like a real dummy right about now, huh?

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>>18234801

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I got a few more but like a cunt I never remember to write them up

I've told this one before but it's been a while.

>18 years old and dumb as fuck
>like to take walks at night
>just moved to a new town, some acquaintances told me about an abandoned asylum that can be reached by walking along the train tracks
>decide I'm going to check it out
>at night
>whatthefuckwasithinking
>walking along train tracks innawoods
>come to a bridge across a ravine with a creek running through it
>notice something on the other side of the bridge
>two faint, red-orange lights, barely visible, glowing like an animal's eyes
>but they're at a human's height
>glowing red eyes looking at me from the darkness
>nope on out of there

Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQFqE0UrFo

Watch from 11:55 onward, basically the guy walked into a drug deal

>driving from Kansas to Ohio
>exhausted after driving for 12 or so hours, pull over at a rest stop in Indiana
>about 2 am
>1 other car in parking area, pretty dead
>get comfy in backseat, throw blanket on, enter snoozetown
>2 hours later, woken up by tapping at window
>eyes flutter open, figure it's a maintenance worker or something
>too disoriented to get up, look around
>see some meth head looking guy looking into my car
>don't think he can see me under my sheets + through the darkness of my car
>he tries to open the door
>locked, of course
>he stands there for a second
>realize he has a big ass knife in his hand
>he taps the window with the knife
>he looks away from the car and shrugs
>I sit up slightly, see some other meth head looking guy is on the lookout
>meth head at my car goes to talk to his buddy
>throw my sheets off of my, scramble into driver seat to and start the car
>back up to leave parking spot, notice them sprinting towards my car
>screech outta there

Fucking Indiana

>>18235584
Tell us more. Sounds cool.

>>18236684
>Be meth head from Indiana
>get together with a meth head buddy to go abandoned car scavenging
>we end up getting to this rest stop in the middle of nowhere at about 4am
>my buddy decides to be watch while I check the cars
>one has nothing in it and the other seems to also have nearly nothing of value except some lumpy sheets
>I tap the window hoping my buried treasure jumps out at me
>I shrug in disappointment and approach my fellow to tell the bad news
>the car starts and drives off and we run after it
>couldn't see anyone in the driver's seat but notice kansas plates
>then who was car

Fucking Kansas ghost cars.

>>18236713
Kek

>>18233881
best threads

>>18235705
>I AIN'T PLAYIN' WITCHO DUMB ASS

Niggers are terrifying.

>>18233759
>spicks
>human

>>18236898
>Methhead
>Indiana

Obviously he's talking about trailer trash.

>>18236928
Yup, guy tapping at the window was a really skinny white guy.

>>18236713
underrated

>>18233759

>People are scarier than cryptids

>Go to ghetto at night
>Litteral vision of what hell must be like
>Turn a corner, get stabbed
>Walk around another corner, get shot
>Walk to street center, get kidnapped, gang raped and murdered

---

>Anywhere in Mexico

>>18234829
Dat oc?

This isn't the spookiest story but it's 100% true for compensation
> nearly nocturnal in my late teens (16-19ish)
> routinely bike to a gym near my house, 4-5 minute bike ride entirely through a neighborhood
> typically leave anywhere from 11:30 to 2 am some nights, return from 1 am to 3:30
> see all kinds of interesting nocturnal fauna that nobody ever sees. Owls, bobcats armadillos, bats, coyotes in an otherwise semiurban area.
> occasionally see this monstrous fucker, could only ever see its moving silhouette at most
> shape of a dog, assumed it was a coyote but it was fucking huge
> silhouette resembles closest a German shepherd, but size of a mastiff or larger, it was clearly nocturnal and lived locally, saw it multiple times
> felt relatively safe passing within 25 yards of it on sidewalks and shit because I was on a bike and it never even so much as looked up at me as I approached
> all it ever did was trot along, I guess sniffing for trash or roadkill
> closest I ever got to it was frighteningly close, was crossing a traffic light (which by that time had 'oranged out' meaning cross at own risk) only to realize after crossing the fucker was crossing the road to in the opposite pedestrian lane trotting opposite me
> i was like oh shit its gonna start growling or some shit
To my surprise
> as usual didn't even look at me, but I got a full gaze at its size
> maybe 4'6 tall with its head down, length couldn't say. Must've weighed around 200 which always amazed me given its seeming scavenging diet
> passed along peacefully, surreal as shit at probably 3 am

And if it was a stray why the hell was it nocturnal, and if it was a stray it was in the top .5% percentile of large dogs, could've been a fucking tiger he'll if I know. Eventually stopped running that route.

>>18238804
In hindsight
> 4'6
Is a bit large, like bear size. Maybe 4'0 but I can't remember exactly

>>18238804
Where do you live?

>>18238709
That's my story yes.

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Autism skinwalker always gets me

>>18233759
Probably one of those illegal dog fights

>>18239178
Well, duh

>be 17
>hang out with friends until around 11:30pm
>only me and my friend left
>decide to get a beer and talk some more
>we go to a nearby shop
>there's a car in front of it
>friend stops a meter in front of the doors and counts the money
>i'm standing 5 meters away, looking at him
>the car was running and someone was inside
>we thought he was just waiting for someone that went inside the store
>nobody was there
>the store was closed anyway
>guy in the car blinks his front lights (or however you'd call that, english isn't my native language, sorry anons) and drives away
>okay, that was weird, let's go back to his apartment
>similar thing happens on the way back
>we get back and stand outside, talk for like an hour
>it's about 1am at this point
>another car drives nearby
>he doesn't turn the engine off, nor does the driver get out of the car
>i say to my friend something along the lines
Okay, this is getting fucking weird.
cont.

>>18239523

I'm gonna pretend to start walking, you get inside, but don't close the door, just watch him. I'll call you right now, so we'll know what the other one is doing.
>he gets inside, but doesn't close the door
>i start walking
>nothing happens until I get to the intersection
>i hear the door slamming, which means my friend went to his apartment, he's also said that
>right after that I hear a car coming my way
>it's the same guy
>i'm on the pedestrian crossing
>he slows down, we both stare at each other
>I'm still on the phone with my friend
>I tell him to get the fuck down here, I'm running to his aparment
>driver has propably heard that, because as soon as I've said that he floored it
>get to his apartment
>we both couldn't sleep that night

fuck that shit

>>18239546
Are you a girl?

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>>18239148
My sides. Please let there be a story from the campers point of view.

>>18239803
no, but shit was spooky, especially hence the fact that there was nobody else to be seen, only these 3 fucking cars

>>18234829
folded neatly seems too fake imo
maybe if they were angrily smashed next to your door would be more real

unless ofc this actually happened then i'd be more freaked by that than usual

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rotten mud in mind I am Necrosis 100

> 23
> live in small town
> decided to run at night because I feel most comfortable
> helps me sleep better
> run past church and cemetery
> the past couple of weeks I've seen the same woman at the same grave every time I pass
> she just sits on a bench and stares into the air
> never approach her
> it's a bit too scary
> last Saturday night I went running around 10:40 p.m
> woman wasn't at the cemetery this time
> pass around the church to it's parking lot
> woman stands under the light
> staring at me
> nope nope FUCKING NOPE!
> I don't run through the area anymore
> consider joining the gym
> I live 5 mins away from the church

>>18239902
Folded neatly in the sense that they were folded and left in a pile. Not that I too closely as I got the fuck outta dodge

>>18234079
why the fuck would someone try to do that when you could easily siphon gas from any parked car?

>be 9
>playing in front yard while big brother is inside sleeping
>waiting for dad to come home
>truck pulls up, window rolls down
>40ish looking guy inside smiles at me
>"hey anon, how are you?"
>he called me by my name
>I ask him how he knows my name
>"I'm a friend of your dad's, he asked me to watch you"
>ask him if he's a policeman too
>he looks at me wide-eyed for a second then asks me if my dad is a cop
>say yeah, tell him me and my brother are waiting for him.
>guys speeds off
>dad comes home 20 minutes later
>tell him what happened
>describe the guy and his truck
>has me ride around with him looking for the guy
>no luck
>come home and dad yells at my brother for not watching me
>ends up adopting a German shepherd
>never caught the guy

>>18240018
I don't know, I didn't think to ask them.
I think they were trying to empty my tank to keep me around but I don't know.

>>18236885
This board is for 18+ kid

>>18240043
That's interesting anon. Got more?

>>18238804
>16-19ish
That's a pretty wide spread to not know how old you were at the time.

>be me
>live in El Salvador
>parents own a house in a ghetto
>the people we rented the house to haven't paid in 6 months
>parents tell me to go there and check out the house to see if there's people still living in it, and if I can, collect the rent
>fuckthat.jpg
>I eventually go
>place is fucking empty
>graffitti all over the palce
>nobody in the streets
>everything is eerily quiet, at fucking 3:00 PM in the afternoon
>there should be children running around, women cooking stuff, men playing cards, anything really
>finally get to the house
>knock for five minutes, nobody answers
>open the door with spare key
>stench of rotting food and the clogged toilet makes me feel instantly nauseous
>trash all over the place
>as I'm checking the last room in the house, hear some voices
>translating from ghetto spanish:
>"Hey, looks like somebody came here"
>"Shit, could it be the cops?"
>"Nah man, they know the deal, this is somebody else"
>"HEY YO! WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE, WE'RE GONNA CAP YOUR SORRY ASS FOR COMING HERE!"
>I could feel my fucking soul leaving my body
>Hear how they were checking each room
>notice some dirty rags covered in shit and vomit on a corner
>fuck it, my life is in danger
>cover myself with the rags, turrns out there's some blankets and curtains here, they must've been using them to wipe their asses and clean their puke
>curl into a ball and hope God saves me
>see a guy coming in with a fucking revolver
>looks around a little bit, even kicks another mound of rags on the other corner
>"Shit, house's clean bro, ain't nobody here"
>I can feel my soul coming back to my body,
Thanks God Almighty
>"Alright, let's pop this fucker"
>Hear a single shot
>Hear like 5 people running out in the alley
>Stand up, shaking like a fucking dildo
>walk into the living room
>there was a guy with a shot in his head, bleeding out
>nope.jpg
>run to my car as fast as I can
>gtfo of there
>never go back to that house
fuck my country man

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Here's one that actually is related to /x/, boys
>be me, 20 or 21 years old
>home from college and me and 2 other friends get together to smoke cigs and drink beers
>buddy got a "haunted places in America" book
>we find one that is in our state and in drive-able distance
>cemetery is rumored to have a spooky statue
This is the place: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Belle_Cemetery
>we drive to oconn (the city) around 12am and park in some dead neighborhood street within walking distance
>shotgun 2 beers each for courage
>go into the cemetery and kind of wander aimlessly until we find the statue
it was actually harder than you'd think. the place is pretty big
>on the way over, we walk across a bridge looking over a small lake
>beautiful.jpeg
>finally find the statue (pic related)
>we just kind of stare at it for a while, nothing's happening; i get bored and start reading some of the gravestones nearby
>friends start freaking out
>statue somehow "got wet"
>I say got wet because we saw a rust colored liquid on the statues hands and tear marks on its face
>wasn't blood, but that shit definitely wasn't there before
>we back away from statue and go back to the bridge
>statue is still within view, to the left of the lake
>all three of us are staring in that direction
>a fucking human-size silhouette comes from the statue and zooms down to the shore
>hits the water and makes a huge splash
>we shit bricks
>some ducks that were sleeping in the water also shit bricks and all fly away in different directions
>fucking sprint back to the car
From wiki: "Another theory at La Belle is the young teenage girl Mary, who committed suicide by jumping off the La Belle bridge and drowning herself[...] There are many claims and articles that report the ghost of Mary walking down to Fowler Lake and drowning herself in the waters."
>mfw we were only there for bloody statue and didn't know about the ghost going down to the lake until we read up on it later
spooks me out to this day m8s

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leaving a classic pasta

>>18240091
>18+ kid
kids are 18-, idiot

>>18240780
>live in El Salvador
>parents own a house in a ghetto

you don't have to repeat yourself dude

>be me, my friend and his younger brother
>me and friend were about eight, his younger brother was about six
>little shady kid on bicycle is threatening us about his stepdad who owns a 'real sword'
>my friend laughs and tells him to fuck off
>kid cycles away yelling that he's getting his dad
>about 5 min. later, shady kid on bicycle comes back
>hell's angel with a chainsaw is following him and driving towards us
>we go nope and run away, the hell's angel follows us all the way to my friend's house
>we hide in my friend's house for about two hours
>glad we never saw him or his kid again

>out with friends drinking in woods
>some leave
>get lost
>dusk
>trying to make my way back home
>dark by now
>don't know where i am
>unrecognizable woods
>fuck
>decide to sleep til morning
>sitting against tree
>my breathing is quiet now
>not moving just sitting
>dead quiet
>sudden pang of fear
>heart racing
>hear crackles in bush
>fucking ran
>kept running til couldnt anymore
>come across trail
>thank god

Yeah, never drinking alone in woods again

>>18240043
You were a smart fucking 9 year old. If you didn't think on your feet, you would be in that guy's basement chained up with a gaping asshole.

>>18242367
>You were a smart fucking 9 year old
Not really - my dad was actually a cop. He couldn't exactly put out an APB on the guy since the guy technically didn't break any laws, that's why we drove around instead of my dad calling it in.
He did have the forensic artist come in and draw a sketch of the guy, hung it around neighborhoods and parks with a warning to look out for him.

>>18240130
>That's interesting anon. Got more?

Not from me, my dad had some scary encounters as a cop

>live in Sacramento
>pull guy over for tags
>guy drives off as soon as he's asked for license
>dad and partner engage in chase, call for backup
>guy goes into a known crip neighborhood, honks in a very specific pattern
>like 20 guys come out of various houses, most of them wearing bandanas or ski masks
>guy that got pulled over runs into a house sporting a backpack
>dispatch tells dad and partner to get the hell out of there
>backup eventually arrives
>they search the house and find nothing
>guy that got pulled over had a real smug smirk when they found nothing
>he still served 8 months for fleeing and got a big ass fine for reckless driving

sorry for the sloppy storytelling, really tired

>>18242291
You're dumb

>>18240043
This kind of stories are fucking scary for me, the amount of danger we're in when we are young is incredible

>>18240780
Jajaj such is life in latinoamerica

>>18242291
>ba dum tss

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>college job 3 summers ago in a ash meadows wildlife refugee, NV (part of death valley)
>hot as fuck days collecting plant samples
>unwind with the crew and a 1/5th of bourbon
>sitting in some dunes and enjoying the warm summer night
>lots of mountains around, one of them being Yucca mountain nuclear waste facility
>just admiring the hills when a bright red/orange light appears on the mountain
>looks like a huge campfire
>it moves
>up down left and right
>elevates above the hill (about >40 miles away, good visibility)
>moves around the top of the hill for 30 seconds

I still think about that light and how it moved. Rural Nevada can be spoopy.

>>18242657
1/5 = 1 fifth in english (or 1 divided by 5)
1/5th = 1 fifthth in english
just say 'a 5th'

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>>18235584
> at night

>>18242679
sure, I could have also said a fifth

>>18239148
This fucking story is brilliant.
Never though of skinwalkers just being hillbillies with no social concept of the rest of their area.

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>>18239930
you can see the shadow of the wood that person is sitting on...
better lighting bruva.
> fight denizens of the dark to hone my mental prowess.
> find people seem to be lighter more pleasant.
> more darkness invades the world.
> it would appear everyone is being infected by more aggressive and deviant behavior.
have met many people who deal with this stuff everyday. The "otherside/veil/spirit" appears to be being lifted and it is weird last night of the fool moon there were lots of orbs the kind you watch with your animals.

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>>18235584
>glowing red eyes
o rly? Mfw your story sucks and you should feel bad about it.

>>18243312
so hows it feel being stuck in 2005 still?

>>18243343
It feels great. 2016 sucks ass.

>>18243352
now you made me sad

>>18243355
How did I make you sad? Are you some kind of a tranny?

>>18241652
The most retarded one you could find huh?

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>>18235705
>opens the bag
>fucking picks up the container of crack

fuck me dude

>>18235584
did you at least come back by day to see what it was?

>>18240242
anon might be "old" now or something, and could have been going there for those three years in a row

>>18242679
an Xth = 1/X
-> 1/5th = 1/(1/5) = 5

he was drinking 5 bottles of bourbon

>>18235584
>no build up
>no real plot
>not spooky
>asylum
>innawoods
>train tracks
>cryptid

Can you be more of a terrible meme?

>>18239994
>Husband passes outs
>Have a nice, humble funeral, just like he wanted
>Feel alone and with nothing to do
>Start spending the nights beside his grave, there's too may people by day
>I talk to him, I think about him, I reminisce our times together
>Only him, the cold and the silence to keep me company
>And some young boy that'd pass every night, running
To be young again.
Sometimes I wish I had nagged Herbert a little more into doing more exercise.

>Whole situation is getting to me
>Faith is one of the few comforts I have left
>One night I head to the church instead of home
>On my way, a car stops by me, headlights glaring at me
>Try to look at the driver, it's the runner
>He suddenly accelerates, off into the night
>Never see him again

Sometimes I wonder if he was a murderer or some other kind of psycho
Sometimes I even play with the thought of having died there
It's been so long

>>18243460
I drank one 2th of a bottle. 1/2 a bottle.

>>18235584
>>18243312
>>18243469

Let me see if I get this Right, you dumbasses go full retard when someone roleplays, but also go full asshole when someone doesn't, get the fuck out and die

>>18243672
I come here to call retards retarded. I called his shit out because his shit was very retarded. Retard.

>>18238642
Whats the problem with /x/ mistaking spics for niggers? this happens a lot

>>18240018
I'd have backed the car up over the fucker

>>18243672
I don't know why are you supposing something not true at all, at least for me, since I find roleplaying, especially on this board, the same as lying. That being said, you either not roleplay and tell the thruth or roleplay IF you are good at it and IF you make a plausible story

this one is pretty traumatic

i feel it's time to vent it out via writting

>14ish teen me
>home alone
>masturbated a lot so i had this guilt paranoia of being hunt for my depravation by evil beings
>in my room
>suddenly i start to hear a faint but progressively louder tapping on the big window
>the window faces to a tiny cloister patio where the boiler is
>my body automated me into hidding behind the dressing table (to not looking towards the window)
>it outbreaks into several tappings on the window with an heavy sound
>like a truck breaking without breaks liquid
>somewhy i know it's several incorporeal hands' fingers tapping
>feel dread to the point of closing my eyes and covering my ears while crouched hidding
>don't know if the sound entered into my mind
>it all suddenly stops

don't know anymore if it was my mind, spirits or combination of both

the next particular deed after months was that i heard somebody whistling 'in' the ceiling

not roof, ceiling, inside a hallway

>>18244044
>don't know anymore if it was my mind, spirits or combination of both
May have been an animal like a bird or something. Did you get a look at the window when it happened?

>>18234079
Maybe they were trying to keep you there so they could take turns giving you a blowjob.

>>18241598
I don't know who would buy a haunted America book. Shit's on the internet

>>18242622
All those stories of missing children that never pop up again scare the shit out of me. There was a boy Wetterling near my area whose body was only found after 27 years. They searched like crazy and it turned out he was buried only 30 miles away.

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>>18233759
On mobile so this is going to be shit.

>Be maybe 2008
>Living in huffy rich neighborhood in southern California
>Pretty young at the time, began pulling all-nighters on a regular basis just for kicks
>Random night, shitposting as usual
>Figure it's time for a 2am snack
>Always scared as shit of going to the kitchen at night, but I'm hungry
>My bedroom is down a pretty long dark hallway from the kitchen
>Past the kitchen, you can see a French door that leads to the backyard all the way at the other side
>Generally dark as fuck, making the end of the hallway look pitch black
>Yard is on a steep hill with a creek at the bottom, so all the way at the door, you can usually see out to the city as the hill drops off
>Walk out, turn on hallway lights by my bedroom door because I'm a pussy
>Start going down the hallway, look at the door because the freeway/city usually looks cool in the window
>Glass pane on the door is completely fucking blue
>Assume I looked up at the lights and I'm seeing spots when looking at the dark door
>Oh_look_it's_fucking_nothing.jpg
>Keep walking
>Light's still there
>Stop in the hallway by the kitchen pantry
>Look up at ceiling lights
>Look at the door
>It's still there, it's not spots
>...fuck
>Light fades out and down and the door goes dark again
>City is visible now
>So there was something on my fucking hill that was bright blue and didn't do anything but fade away
>Couldn't be a car, there were no roads close to my yard at all
>Not a flashlight, wayyyy too steady
>Looked like a fucking blue concert light that somebody placed on the hill and just faded out
>Except there's no electrical power source to do that
>Blue light
>Probably on the ground
>In my yard
>On a hill of brush and nothing
>That nobody has access to unless you went through the house first
>FUCKOFFSPACENIGGERS.exe
>Nope the fuck back to my room
>Never really sleep well again at that house

I don't like that place.

>>18245631
I got one actually
>12 or so years old
>in a remote town called Coffin Bay in South Australia on holiday with dad
>Lots of wilderness and water, near beaches
>One day made a friend and we went snorkelling together all day
>walking home along the road with just my board shorts on, guy pulls up next to me, asks if I've seen his dog
>Begins asking if I can help him find his dog
>Across the road is a woman on a porch staring at me and the guy, he looks over at her and then drives off without saying anything
Wasn't worried at the time, but probably could've been raped and murdered.

Another time, about same age
>Friends and I like riding our bikes around
>Go through storm drains/long slinking underground sewer drains
>in a dark bend, friend slips over some slime, falls behind us
>hear a deep voice start yelling at him from out of the darkness
>he shits himself trying to book it out of there as fast as possible

>>18245705
Goddamn that's spoopy

>>18233759
I have some decently fucked up shit.
>blackmailed to watch really fucked up shit
>why meth is bad in abandoned places
>homeless guys in myrtle beach
>war stories
>magdumping a 1911 into a firewatch door
>some asshole trying to lure people away into private places
>going go a sadists house
Pick a few and I'll get started

>>18245786
First and second

>>18245786
If you could just do all of those..

>>18245786
What is a sadist?

>>18233759
>sitting outside on one of the most violent thunder storms ive ever seen
>in my state we watch tornadoes, nobody is scared of the weather around here.
>im in my chair with my cousin
>you know when you look at the sun, and all you can see afterwords is just the image of it burnt into your vision when you close your eyes?
>thats what it looks like when lightning strikes right in front of you
>i see a flash what seemed like 4ft away from my face
>next all i can feel is extream heat on my arm and that whole side of my body, and all of my hairs on my arm standing up on end, from the static.
> a huge line is burnt into my vision from top to bottom
>it was the image of the lightning bold itself burnt into my vision
Ever since then im afraid to even go outside while its storming, im scared of lightning now and even feel like it can break down my door, or strike me through my windos. Ill be scares of storms like this forever now.

>>18245886
Tyoed on a mobile btw, sorry guys.

>>18245886
Same shit happened to me way back when I was like 12. Scared the living fuck out of me

>>18245868
The complimentary opposite of a masochist. Masochists like receiving pain but sadists enjoy giving it out.

>>18245886
>>18245968
I too am a member of the "stared straight at lightning spot" club.
>Me and best bro get caught in torrential downpour
>hooray prairie canada
>walking like 30 minute stretch back home so soaked we don't even care any more because can't get more soaked
>I'm coincidently staring right at the building across from us's lightning rod, don't know it because dark. Just staring into space while talking. Apperently bro had his head tilted in a similar way for a different sense
>"KRAKATHABOOM!!!!!"
>All I see is white
>"Dude dude! stop for a second!"
>"..."
"Where are you? You're not going to beleive this but I was looking right at the lightning and I'm temporary blind now!"
>"WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIVE THIS BUT THAT THUNDER MADE ME DEAF!!! I CAN ONLY HEAR A RING BLASTING IN BOTH MY EARS!"
>"Oh for fuck sakes!!!"
>He caught on to my flailing charades rather quickly and led me to an overhang where we could hide until we literally regained our senses while laughing at the absurdity of the whole situation
Good times.

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>>18233759
you sound like a faggot for being so scared of some gang members.

should have just told them you were passing through. probably would have been fine.

>>18246035
Not OP, but I'm wondering exactly where you live? Different areas have different digrees of violence in their gang populations, latino gangs being some of the worst, I've heard.

>>18235705
>im in big trouble
topkek

>>18246039
Are gangs that bad if some faggot ass hipsters can move into the ghetto and gentrify that shit?

>>18245705
That's so fucking weird that you post this...
I live in a rich neighberhood too-went biking in this savanna preserve... at the end of the trail i saw a bright ass blue flash like someone turning a flastlight on for a second. Have seen other bright flashes of light there as well with other people because I dont like going there alone anymore.

>>18236713
top kekle

>>18246055
>>18245705
Chopper spotlight?

>>18246045
The hipsters come after the legitimately cool people do all the work, the ones who fall between hipster and gangscum, you know, punks, metal heads, and squeegee bums. The people hipsters steal fashion from.

>>18246055
don't drones have blue signal lights?

>>18235705
probably went home and had the best night of his life because of the fact that he was alive.

but why add the music to it?. makes it seem fake.

>>18245803
>>18245863
Ill get to these once I'm out of my lecture

>>18243582
i get brave as fuck when i drink. you are just a fucking pussy.

>16
>no kids fucked with me in school or out, can't say they were all afraid of me but knew I didn't care about getting a charge
>at a friends house party his folks are out of state for the week
>everybody is having a good time
>place gets quiet
>I'm told I'm needed downstairs
>Go down and in the middle of the living room is four big fuckers seemed to be in late 20's
>not a joyful looking bunch
>they want me to come outside with them
>recognize two
>oh shit these fuckers are skinhead syndicate
>nope out
>they follow
>couple roads over is a foreclosed house I use to chill at
>go there and call buddy
>buddy answer then grunts
>"buddy what the fuck"
>"Were did you go? That was rude to leave a party so suddenly without saying goodbye"
>That's not my buddy
>He threatens my buddy I threaten him he hits buddy again
>I tell him to leave that house and meet me 4 streets over
>grab my gramps old revolver I had stashed in the ceiling and go to meeting spot
>get there before them and realise they're prolly armed aswell
>fuck it
>only the two I recognize show up
>ask me why I ran
>shit talk them saying something along the lines of I thought they wanted to sell me meth
>doesnt phase them
>Ask me why my cousin refuses to pay them back
>I haven't talked or seen that fool since I was 7
>they ask me if I'm lying
>cousin stole my gameboy when I was 7 fuck him
>They say they are sorry and leave
>Never see them again
>found out cousin commited suicide a month latet
>still pissed about about my gameboy to this day

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>>18246039
>>18246045
>be me
>be white
>live in east san jose california
>high gang population
>have a 442
>all the mexicans in my neighborhood(almost all mexicans expect a couple of black families and on asian) love the car
>all pretty cool with me
>make convo with them all the time
>they invite me to parties
>everything is pretty cool
>mostly play rap until they get really drunk
>then they bust out 90s rock songs and sing to them
>ie sublime, red hot chili peppers, pearl jam
>the food at their parties are fucking amazing

dont have a problem with them here. probably because they would never steal from their own neighborhood and and when violence does happen its usually outside the actual neighborhood.

I think there was a shooting at the 711 down the street like a few months ago. but for the most part im pretty safe. have had the swat go in the backyard looking for people tho.

>>18246039
Yeah idk about that. The fucking blacks are the crazy ones. I used to live in a mexican gang area, and they don't fuck with you unless you're in a gang. The blacks though, whenever I was in a black gang area I felt scared. I got robbed twice and followed multiple times. Sometimes they throw shit and they always cuss and try to get you to go into their houses.

>>18233759
>tap SOS in morse code on the receiver
how to do that?

i got one story that happened to my friend that works in a vet shop. they basically buy most of their animals abroad and sell them in here for 4x price

>so this guy contacts my friend through fb and says he wants to buy a snake
>friend gives him two variants 1)some snake price about 250$ 20really beautiful python for 500$
>guy says he wants to buy python
>when snake arrives guy comes and pays 500$
>my friend grabs the snake with hand and gives it to him, he noticed that this guys hands started shaking
>friend asks: "are you scared man?"
>weird guy: "no, no give it to me" takes the snake with both hands and suddenly pulls it apart
>friend was really shock could not say anything for like a minute than asks why the fuck did he do it?
>guy smiles "thank you bro, you probably would not understand but i really needed this" and walks out

>>18245786
>>18245863
>3 months ago
>play firewatch
>get hyped af
>go out and look for old fire lookouts
>find one that looks fairly nice, drive out there
>plan is day hike up, stay for few days, day hike back
>pass through lots of fire country, its about a 3 hour drive in, pretty as fuck
>didn'tsee any cars going in, but there are a few homesteads along the road
>stopped about 2 miles from trailhead, the entire road is washed out
>upside is NFS are total bros and made a place to park/turn around in
>hiking ensues, about a 20 mile hike up more than 10° grade almost the entire way up
>6 hours later arrive at lookout
>place is completely trashed
>the door is shut luckily but kne of the window panels is torn off and the panel that covered the door was thrown off the edge
>put on gloves, use pillow case as bandanna and begin cleaning
>after an hour of cleanimg and packing shit in trash bags donated by the last guy, go to haul up the door shield that's intact
>lay it across an old bedframe that had the bottom eaten out, use it as substituted bed
>chill out, make lunch
>soon run low on water so i hiked down the mountain face to find more
>dumb idea because it's nothing but shale and other stuff thats hazardous
>walk down, see like of rocks
>UwU what's this?
>shallow grave about 2 ft wide, 6 ft long
>can see a good 6-8 inch depression and a clear outline of what would be a body
>little bit of yellowish white at the middle
>nope.avi
>after 3 hours find a small creek, get my water and head back up
>door is wide open
>some animal took a nice big shit right on the floor
>weirded out even more by now, kinda spooked
>night ensues, like a total faggot i pop out a candle on where the fire finder was and play old shoshone on loop while I talk to my buddy
>you can see the 2 forest fires that already started in the season, absolutely beautiful since you're the the tallest point for 200 miles
>cont

>>18246420
>feel comfy as fuck, go sleeperz soon after
>wake up to what smells like death, coppery zingy smell
>doesnt smell like shit, but there's traces of shit
>hear what sounds like deep, deep gutteral noises
>concern
>pull 1911 out of crotch
>sweep room because /k/ taught me well
>candle is still going
>get to door
>all I see is a big shadow, about 6'8" in height and wider than 3.5 ft
>itscroutching
>OHFUCKJESUS
>fall off cot
>I'm shitting myself
>magdump into door
>deafened from shooting in closed space with high caliber
>try to orient myself
>take 10rd mag off of the stand, my petrified ass is still on the floor
>reload
>take aim at door
>there's nothing
>can still hear it moving down below
>super spooked
>start tearing up thinking this is where I die, in a shit filled fire lookout
>get off the ground, change from pants into running shorts and slide back into my sleeping bag gun still aimed at stairwell
>stay this way until daybreak
>grab a water bottle and my holster, tuen blanket into poncho, get boots on and gtfo
>call buddy to meet me at trailhead with a gun
>"hike" down in 3 hours
>he's already there, meets me
"Storybro where's your stuff"
>explain what happened
>he laughs and calls bullshit
>show him empty mag and casings
>slight comvinced
>we go up with a 1911 and 1911
>get to fire lookout, bro is taken back from the view
>show him the door
>convince
>pack my stuff up, close up the place and nail the door shield back on
>write apology letter for the forest service and their new 7 holes in door, leave $20 in the slit between the sign that says "GOVERNMENT PROPERTY TRESSPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED"
>leave the place
>buddy takes me out to get brewed rootbeer and burgers at a pub
>I'm 18 so I can't drink
>proceed to sleep for 17 hours that day
Jaded the fuck out of me, not to sound like /x/ but I've seen the form/person before in Oregon and I think it's stalking me

>>18246425
>buddy takes me out to get brewed rootbeer and burgers at a pub
>I'm 18 so I can't drink

what a fuckin queer

also you almost murdered someone for no fucking reason

>>18246474
Nigga have you had brewed rootbeer?
Also at least I'm not a fucking faggot who believes in conspirscy theories and opens my anus to anyrhing that kooks supernatural.
Where I'm from you shoot anything that tries to get where you are while /out/. No morherfucker is ~7ft tall and hikes at 2 AM innamountains

>>18246420
>>18246425
Try not typing like a 14 year old on Facebook

>>18245886
>>18246026
>be me
>minimum wage fag
>out back smoking while its raining
>just chillin
>LIGHTNINGBOLTOUTOFFUCKINGNOWHERE
>shit was literally yards away from me
>sounded like a bomb went off
>couldnt see for a minute
>stumble back inside
>manager give me rest of the day off because she thinks it actually hit me
went better than expected.

>>18246535
Fuck off civilian.

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fuck this, i am never ever even going outside after dark, honestly

>>18246075
>>18246093
I googled what it would look like and it looked similar to be honest but coming from the ground-it was very bright. Other light anomalies I've seen are the sky flashing(sometimes red) even with zero clouds-comments from friends were "hey did you turn your flash light on for a second?" and "oh good, you saw that too, I thought I was having a stroke" ... another time we saw what looked like static discharge sweep across the field and it made a woosh noise-it reminded me of when people light their sock for a second and all the lint burns in a wave.

>lifeinlatinoamerica.png
>around 90s, 3am
>small residential building, 4 stories high, no elevator
>gang of 7 decides they're gonna steal the shit out of this building, they have shotguns and pistols
>start knocking on the apartments one by one, then making people surrender and hand over their valuables
>yelling and threatening everyone, after all only old people and lower middle class families live here
>they're almost done with the 2nd floor, in an apartment that an old lady lives alone
>door is open leading into the kitchen, she's kneeling on the kitchen floor, crying and begging them not to kill her
>one of the dudes is standing at the door, screaming at her while his friends are in her room
>bang, blood everywhere
>old lady starts screaming even louder, she's now covered in blood and bits of human brain
>two other guys return from her room shouting "what the fuck"s and hit the lady while yelling and asking what she did
>she just screams "I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW"
>shots
>second guy's chest, then neck, paint a red splatter on the white wall behind him
>third guy comes torwards the door, quickly looks outside into the corridor
>everything quiet, he looks again and scans the staircase, nothing
>by now the other dudes are coming to the apartment, wondering what the fuck is going on, yelling at each other
>they get ready and start going up to the 3rd floor
>one leads, yelling that they're going to kill everyone in there. The moment he gets to the first step leading up, his brain matter exits his head in tiny mushy bits
>they take cover and start aimlessly shooting up until they're pretty much out of ammo
>silence
>out of fucking nowhere, a bald, chubby, middle-aged man in his underwear goes into view
>proceeds to kill them all, 1-2 shots each
>walks down, kicks guns away and sits on the staircase waiting for police
>be it bad luck or fate, the criminals simply happened to pick a building where a former captain of the Special Ops lived. He's my uncle.

>>18246736
Damn, sounds like Frank Castle needs to hit the gym

>>18243582
I'm not sure if you understood my post.

>about 2am walking home from friend
>he lives in a wooded area so its pitch black
>a few minutes later i notice a scrumpled up happy meal
>only my friend lives in that area, and i dont think he buys happymeals
>decide to ignore it and keep walking
>suddenly i trip on something
>as i turn over i see a clown standing over me
>its ronald mcdonald
>i scream out please dont kill me
>he grins and goes really close to my ear and whisper
>have it your way
>it was just the neighbourhood burgerking playing a prank

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>drive a taxi for a living
>it's around 9 at night
>see this elderly woman staggering along the sidewalk
>her back is unnaturally arched in, like the reverse of a hunchback
>her hands are flopping about in t rex position
>she sees me and starts picking up her pace in my direction
>thinking she may need to get to a hospital or something, I stop and let her get in
>I ask her where she wants me to go and she leans up into the front
>her eyes are bugged out and yellow, her mouth shriveled up
>she smells rotted
>she merely points ahead and grunts
>we drive for 15 minutes, and she taps my left or right shoulder for directions
>the whole time, nothing but her grunts and whistling breath in my ear are all the sound that accompanies the drive
>suddenly, she slaps my chest and I hit the brakes
>she gets out and staggers away into a nearby alley in a stilted, almost mechanical fashion
I didn't charge her, I was too afraid to.

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>>18234829
wow. people in a psychotic phase are not fun. yyyyyikes.

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>>18241598
a few things:
1 appropriated that picture. my phone's probably haunted now.

2 Nathusius is the most epic name I've ever heard. and I've heard of Blind Lemon Jefferson.

3 holy fucking shit

>>18242327
scary for you, hilarious for them.

>>18243378
I'm not a regular crack consumer, but if I found a big ol bag of it I might have a little bit.

>>18243362
fuck you talking bout nugga. 2016 is way better for trannies. they let children get sex changes now. people who are under 18, less than enough time to buy porn, can decide to get their dicks surgically removed. and if their parents refuse they can get child services all up in their shit.

now that's a real horror story.

> works hand 240 7m
> begin to prepare tethers for wheeling
>thinking to myself I do not hold 3 of everything
>ok, I'm feel in it
>hop in Muscar anyway
> radio to home AM 810
>"thank you lord I am homosexual"

Have not returned since

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>>18246075
I've yet to find a search light that looks like this.

In my door case, it was dead silent.

>>18243712
Whats the problem with /x/ not realizing that its a fact that the most dangerous gangs in the US and on the planet are Mexican gangs?

>>18242132
I'm not sure if you are trolling g or not

>>18246786
>giving a ride to a corpse

Well.... Okay.

>>18246093
I hate drones in the same way I hate snakes. creepy pieces of shit. I was on a flight, window seat, just starting out listening to music. suburban usa mind you. look about 100 yards diagonally from the wing. predator drone just flying along. little shit just zipped off like oh, maybe those passengers shouldn't see me.

but no, they're totally on our side. not conducting defensive mass surveillance on their own citizens at all.

>>18246425
cool story.

but it's okay to sound like /x/. you're on fucking /x/.

>>18247416
"that is why you fail." -hodor

>>18234079
>2014
what year was the vehicle?

>>18247503
'12 sentra

>>18245886
It won't hit you inside your home because of the same concept behind a Faraday Cage. look it up.

>>18234079
fucking abbos

>>18235584
Kingston Ontario?

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>abandoned insane asylum near my university, friend and I decide one night we wanted to get into it
>it's located right on Lake Ontario and has a 4 metre fence around it and a security guard chilling in a car
>we go around midnight and find the security vehicle, we could see the guy was on a tablet because the glow in the vehicle
>wait for his head to go down and we ran past the car and climbed the fence
>on the other side of the fence there were a few construction vehicles being stored or something so we hid by them
>all doors and windows of the asylym are boarded shut so we brought screw drivers to undo them
>get a door cleared and go inside, as we go in a flashlight from outside spots the door
>oh fuck they know we got in so we ran to the stair well
>inside this place looked like a mix between a prison and hospital. All rooms were like hospital rooms but barred windows
>we get to the second level, go into a bathroom
>all urinals and sinks were covered in duct
>we hear noises in the hall and realise someone is there
>we decide we will hide in the bathroom until they pass
>both go into a stall and stand on the seat
>2 guys come in the bathroom and start smashing the mirrors and porcelain sinks
>realise it's not security, must be other kids based on what they were saying
>open the stall door to say hi we're here too
>they weren't kids or security, they were 30 or 40 year-old men
>they start laughing and one tries to throw a sink at the floor by our feet
>they say like nobody will save you and shit like that
>my friend and I ran as fast as we could passed them, down the stairs and over the fence, passed the security vehicle then down the street to my friends car
>i cut my wrist pretty good climbing the fence so we tended to that, pic related

>>18239546
Dude was looking for some homosexual sex, and was spooked when you called someone to you. He didn't want to get his ass beat.

>be summer in norway
>midnight sun
>find a lake above my house on google maps
>decide to try fishing there
>pack my shit and go
>head out at midnight
>sunny
>find lake after walking two hours
>don't get shit
>starts to get foggy as fuck
>decide to go back home
>follow a path near some cabins
>gets foggier
>hear a pigeon like noise way behind me
>all of a sudden a scream like sound
>decide to walk faster and not look behind me
>sound gets closer
>pigeon cooing comes closer
>then scream again like right behind me
>start running
>hear the cooing and screaming in the distance
found out later it was probably a fox. i knew they could make screaming noise but not cooing so thats why i got scared. i also saw blair witch some weeks ago when i was dicking around in the woods.

>>18242291
Heh

>>18243575
>On my way, a car stops by me
He didn't say he was in a car. He said he ran by the cemetery, she wasn't there, he ran by the church, got spooked by her standing under a light staring at him.

>>18242132
Uhm, that's why he called him a kid..

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>Years ago, I was probably around 12
>Playing vidya in my room
>Mom calls me outside, go out and see neighbors too are out, staring in the sky
>Look and see in the distance a red-orange light floating
>It's light slowly goes in and out like a slow pulse while drifting around
>Watching it for some time when a plane passes by in it's vicinity
>The light disappears, the plane passes, and it fucking reappears and drifts around some more

My only sighting so far

>>18236684
You deserve this for passing out a rest stop instead of getting a hotel

>>18236885
>anything other than mexicans
>human

>>18236928
Indiana sucks big time

>>18246039
I lived on the edge of Mexican gang territory and black gang territory growing up and Mexican gang members never bothered me, black gang members robbed me and my brother a bunch of times. My oldest brother joined the Mexican gang there named after our street because some black guys threatened to kill him.

>>18248495
No, I deserve it for passing out anywhere in Indiana

>>18244044
Sounds like you need to see a dr bro

>>18248330
> i also saw blair witch some weeks ago when i was dicking around in the woods.
what do you mean you saw it? like you watched it on a device or you actually saw a witch?

>late 90's
>8th grade
>2-3 in the morning
>skateboarding in south east fresno with 1 friend and another kid who I barely knew
>stop at corner store so other kid could get something to drink
>group of mexicans hanging out outside the store (7-8 of them, all late teens/early 20's)
>chat with them for a while about graffiti and weed until kid comes back out
>kid lights up a cigarette
>one of the mexicans asks for one
>kid says, "nah i only got like 5 left."
>mexican says, "yo fool that's fucked up it's only a cigarette."
>kid says, "ok gimme 50 cents"
>another mexican towards the back of the group speaks up, "watch i'll get a cigarette for free right now."
>kid, "ok then go get a fucking cigarette for free and fuck off tryin to get at my shit"
>stomach drops
>mexican from the back makes his way forward
>kid is already on his skateboard and roaring down the parking lot
>i follow suit and nope the fuck out of that stabby situation in a different direction
>look over my shoulder and they aren't even chasing anyone, they're circled around my actual friend instead
>stop, turn back, knowing i couldn't just leave my friend there
>he hops on his board before i make it all the way back to him and heads to me
>friend, "they said they're cool with us but they're going to be cruising around looking for [whatever other kids name was]."
>meet up with stupid asshole kid a few minutes later
>spend the next couple hours making our way back to friends house, ducking from every car that came up behind us

Middle school was stupid.

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>>18246303
This is the gayest shit I've ever read

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>>18246767

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>>18241598
Also Wisconsin here.
Nice story I now know what I'm doing on my off days this week.

>play game
>see spider on keyboard
>scared

this is maybe a boring story told in excessive detail but its true. this was several years ago, soon after I'd graduated college

>end of a long road trip driving home.
>just me in car. nowhere South Carolina
>1 AM, pull off at an exit for gas and snack
>back on the road
>someone starts tailgating me
>starts flashing brights
>I'm now worried I have a flat now but car feels fine
>but car is also a piece of junk, who knows
>really tailgating me now, wtf
>I don't want to pull over bc it's so dark...
>but I pull over anyway
>figure I can do a quick once over to check
>guy pulls over right behind me and also parks
>weird
>I unbuckle seatbelt, then...

you hear about people who "felt" something was wrong... inside my brain some fucking alarm suddenly started screaming. I dunno. hard to describe the intensity of it suddenly flip on.

>I put it in drive
>guy follows again, right behind.
>the next exit is very close
>bright gas station immediately to the right
>I pull up to a pump, park, jump out to look at him
>he pulls in too but is maintaining distance now
>hold up my arms in the universal sign for 'what the fuck man'
>some middle age guy w gray hair
>he gives me some weird stare. like he's gonna say something? idk
>then drives past and parks in a space by the store, other side of the lot
>I stare at him, not leaving my car
>he doesn't get out
>I get back in my car and gun it out of there

I was just relieved to be gone. it wasn't until the next morning when I was telling my gf that I realized I should have called the fucking cops. still regret not thinking :(

>>18248549
sorry, i should have proof read it.
at the time i was dicking around in the woods i had seen the blair witch project some weeks prior.

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>>18248713
I guess if you saw the actual Blair witch you wouldn't be alive to write that story.

>>18248516
Indiana fag here, we have human hunters who skulk around in the woods n shit, Terre haute is an easy place to get stabbed.
>walking in woods at this nature park type place
>pretty much a trailer park in the woods
>winter, parks supposed to be closed but I live here sadly
>come up to a pond, can see across it where another trail is
>freeze
>tall ass dude, gotta easily be 6'5 standing on the other side
>full military gettup, camo fatigues and boots n shit
>he's staring at me
>lake not too big, we can both see each other pretty clearly
>in 0.2 seconds he pulls a gun and aims right me
>still frozen, fight or flight is out to lunch
>he fucking laughs and lowers his pistol
>yells "you're a brave little bitch" and starts walking into the brush, still chuckling
>regain control of legs
>sprint home as fast as I fucking can
>tells park management about it, they say they will walk the area to look for the guy
>no one ever did, they didn't seem to belive me

Idk if he was legit military or just a human hunter. Indiana has some wierd mother fuckers.

>>18236713
Gr8 banter m8

>>18249071
Yea, fuck Indiana... Creepy quarries and smells like shit. Stopped at a mall/steam engine museum once on a trip with my friend and his dad... all these children of corn popped up outta nowhere seemingly gawking at us and then a cop came outta some hallway when we were looking at a moving water fountain and asked us why we were in the area... told them the mall and museum... we noped outta there pretty much after that.

>>18249104
It doesn't smell unless your in indianapolis or terre haute.
Then, that smell is dog shit.
Indiana is VERY lenient about dogs and thier poop but thise two places are the worst. Dogs just running around wherever the fuck they want .

>>18249110
Fucks wrong with yall

t.Ohio

>Indiana

>be me
>about to graduate RTC Great Lakes
>Dec. 25th
>Pilot program authorized to let groups of recruits be "adopted" by local organizations for the holiday
>Get assigned to church group out of Hammond, IN
>Get bused an hour and a half away
>Dropped in a decrepit school in the run-down ass end of nowhere
>All the buildings were falling apart except the school and the churches community center
>Not a soul except this church group and us Recruits
>Bible thumpers all super-scary friendly
>Feels like Children of the Corn

Indiana why?

>>18246303
bad story told by a fag trying to be edgy

>>18249154
they fucking spoil recruits now. I spent Christmas in the cold as compartment ironing skivvies and reading government approved material.

>>18235705
This seems really fake.

>>18246515
Fuck right off and never come back. It's not your place to criticize the language of the story.

>>18243582
>one 2th

>>18236688
>>18243421
That's all there is to it, wish I would've come back by day but the thought never occurred to me.

>>18248073
No. Milledgeville, Georgia. Was there something similar in Kingston?

>live in Chicago
>leave for work at 3am every day
>walk to train station
>usually cut through this square gated parking lot of a CVS
>one entrance on bottom left and one on top right
>cut through to cut a little bit of time
>one day as I was walking towards bottom entrance, see a guy in all black walking alongside right side of gated parking lot past the entrance
>I walk in entrance as usual
>he notices me
>he starts turns around and walks back towards other entrance
>instantly get that "Oh come on not some bullshit" feeling
>walking directly towards me even though it's a huge parking lot
>as he gets closer I see hes a nig
>about twenty feet away
>dude clearly wants to try something
>pull out dumbass knife I carry with me all the time and leave it in hand as I walk closer.
>he shifts his steps abit away from me but still walkings in my direction
>nods his head and looks angry as I walk past him
>look back and he's walking backwards facing me.
>sigh of relief
>go to work

Fuck nigs.

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>>18249344
>Was there something similar in Kingston
This
http://jermalism.blogspot.ca/2011/07/abandonment-issues-rockwood-insane.html?m=1

I tried to get into it in September but townies were already vandalizing it
My story
>>18248147

There's a similar bridge over a stream on the way to the asylum and unused railroad tracks too so your scenario seened similar

>>18245886
Oklahoma?

>>18233877

Same here. I also miss the streaming threads back in the day. Sigh.

Kinda lame but,...
>> Sitting in crowded computer room at collage listening to music with earbuds typing a paper.
>> In between a song I hear in my earbuds "Look Under!" I take earbuds out and look around me everyone is working on there papers and in the zone.
>> I ignore it and continue typing. Feel something breath on my back, instintly turn around to the wall with no one.
>> Decide to look under desk and see a paper.
>> Decide that someone was messing with me or im just tired and leave without reading it.
>> Go to bathroom its empty there hear crash bang sound. Flush come out and see the celling grate is open and the paper was on the ledge of mirror.
>> Gtfo into populated part of college.

I didn't have any friends or admirers at this collage but im still not sure if someone was fucking with me or it was a spoopyspoop. Never read that paper.

>>18233759

>mom driving back home at night in badly lit road
>me sleeping in back of car
>wake to constant honking behind us but stay still
>mom slows down after 10 minutes
>car behind catches up, rolls down passenger window and driver shouts something
>mom rolls down her window a bit to hear what he was saying
>"Your wheels at the back are wobbling."
>mom stops the car and thanks him
>she goes out and checks the wheels
>hear her kicking it a bit
>peaked out a little from the back
>she looks confused and keeps circling the back
>guy in all black clothing and helmet in a motorcycle stops behind us
>doesn't do anything like he's just observing
>have this strange feeling in my gut
>yelled for mom to come inside quick
>tell her to floor it no questions

Later find out that it's a common modus operandi
of carjackers. They often target lone female drivers and later dump their lifeless bodies in remote places far away from the city. I'm so glad I was with my mom that night.

>>18243575

I think he was running, not driving, when she saw him the last time.

Otherwise though, this is a better interpretation than the storyteller's... although I read her as a harmless, homeless weirdo, rather than a harmless widow. But yeah she didn't seem creepy in the story.

>>18239148

Lol he sounds like a cute guy if he were real. Would definitely befriend and teach him the ways of mutual masturbation then give him a blowjob.

>>18248147
>open the stall door to say hi we're here too
great way to get yourself killed

>>18246035
>you sound like a faggot for being so scared of some gang members.
It's easy to say this when you're on the outside looking in, tough guy

>>18246336
>>18246348
>>18248520
Idk what gangs you guys are talking about but one of the guys had a "13" tattoo on the back of his hand which makes me think they were MS-13.
I don't think if I were to go out there and say "Hey, just passing through. Promise I won't say anything even though I've seen your faces" they would be O.K. with that.

>>18249823
Their voices sounded like young adults and we were 24 at the time and they said stuff about baseball and getting drunk later. Basically we thought they were other students who coincidentally broke in on the same night as us. They were not students, they were local bums or something who just wanted to vandalize stuff.

The creepiest thing about it is they either knew an easier way in or they found the door we took the boards off of, or they were the ones who shined the flashlight at us as we got through the door and they followed us.

>>18249883
>Their voices sounded like young adults and we were 24 at the time and they said stuff about baseball and getting drunk later.
Sounds like exactly the kind of people I would hide from

>>18242291
sniggered

>>18233759
pussy

>>18247227

>get their dicks removed

Technically, it only gets reconstructed into a literal gash aka pseudo vagina. There are plenty of videos on YouTube if you wanna watch the procedure.

Anyone who wants to undergo shit like that are truly mentally retarded IMO.

>>18235584
Then who was phone?!

>>18238804
>nocturnal
>nocturnal
>nocturnal
>nocturnal
>nocturnal

>>18245886

Holy shit. Happened to me twice when I was a kid. Both incidents happened at school during thunderstorms. Freaked everyone out.

>>18245886
mongols was afraid of lightning, if that movie is true.
imagine, bearded ugly motherfuckers who chop people up for fun and will ride into battle like madmen cowering in caves during thunderstorms.

>>18248639
>playing game
>cant see shit other than the screen
>feel something on my hand, as if hair was blown over
>play for like 5 seconds more
>stand up so fast the chair flies to the other side of the room
>turn on lights
>daddy longlegs fucking around
>dispose of him
>play with lights on

>>18246395
Not that guy, but, as far as I remember:
>"S": three short/quick taps
>"O": also three taps, but with a longer time between them

So, taptaptap/tap, tap, tap/taptaptap

>>18235705
oh god can you imagine what would have happened if he took the crack?

jesus fucking christ the whole of baltimore would've been a warzone within the hour

>>18240780
>oh yes dear, a house in the ghetto, that's a fantastic investment opportunity,
said no wife ever

>>18244230
yeah but it's not all in one place

>>18250055
Glad I could make you feel like a hotshot for once in your mundane life :^)

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>>18236684
>>18236713
Thought that it deserved a cap.

>>18245709
Last one probably a hobo

>>18245886
Faraday's cage. Lightnings wont be able to get inside your house lol

>>18245886
>>18249474
>be two years ago, July of 2014
>hanging at aunt and uncle's house in east OK
>somewhat cloudy, wants to rain but hasn't yet
>inside, shooting the shit and watching TV
>uncle has ginormious oak tree about 15 feet from the front of the house
>hear earth shattering BANG come from outside, loudest sound I've ever heard
>go outside
>fucking huge gash sliced into trunk of the oak tree
>bark on half the tree knocked off
>debris and shit raining down
>leaves, branches, more bark
>few days later
>find a shard of bark almost 200 feet away from tree
>the fuck

Lightning is crazy shit

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>>18246420
>20 miles
>6 hrs
>20degree incline
Yea right. Who are you? Beast from xman?

>>18241652
Classic ghost puncher

>be early 20s
>try to get dick wet on okcupid and plenty of fish
>find girl 15 minutes away who says I'm a bad decision but a bad decision who eats box
>11pm drive out to bad side of town
>she comes out and says we can just sit in front of her place
>end up fucking for two hours
>sitting naked in hot fogged up car
>left my phone up front to play music
>see a couple of silhouettes walking past car
>we both freeze
>one tries to open driver side but it's locked
>other opens passenger side but hook up left it unlocked
>he goes for my phone
>I jump out of backseat into the street naked yelling 'what the fuck?!'
>dudes book it and I run after them dick still hard
>they run off
>get back to hook up and tell her I'm calling her a night
>decide not to see her again
Mostly because I didn't want her to forget to lock the door and have some jackass stab me with some chubby hook up who wasn't even that great

>>18249142
This, but Ohio also sucks.

>I was probably about 18 years old
> I was on my way home after working The Late Shift at a big Italian restaurant / Pizzeria
> I was sitting in my Sedan DeVille at a red light just kind of spaced out looking forward to going to bed
> interior lights suddenly come on
> simultaneously I become aware of why they came on
> all 3 passenger doors have been simultaneously yanked open
> in my my drowsy State I don't react
fast enough
> before I can process it the doors are closed again and I am sitting in the dark with the three fairly large men who have just jumped into my car
> as I turn to look at the man in the passenger seat my eyes skim over the rear view mirror revealing the massive silhouettes of the two men behind me
> the man in the passenger seat next to me is wearing a plaid flannel shirt and has a beard
>As soon as I make eye contact he shouts
>"My brother just had a heart attack! He lives at the bottom of the hill in the old St. Francis! You gotta take me there!
> he looks nervous and agitated
> old St. Francis is only about a mile away
> I tell him I was just headed that direction
>it's not normally the route I would take to get home but it would still work
> the whole drive down he keeps muttering " I was on the phone with him, I was on the phone with him I heard the receiver drop he kept gasping... the ambulance... I heard him.
> the two men in the back never speak
> I get to the bottom of the hill and pull in UDF's parking lot (a gas station/ ice cream parlor)
> he yells this isn't it
> I tell him I don't remember where the driveway is
> he started to say something else before probably remembering that it would take longer to double back on the one-way streets than to just run a few hundred feet and then up the steps into the building
> he quickly opened his door On Cue the two back doors open the split second later and the men in the back exit
> he tells me this is fine,
> the two back doors shut, the man in the front seat also exits
Cont

>>18251937
> the man who had been on the front seat turns and sticks his head back in the car and says
>Thanks man
> Before shutting the door and bolting off in the general direction of the building.
> I quickly hit the power lock button and get the hell out of there.

It was probably nothing but I've never forgotten how fast things can change especially if you let your guard down.

I've always driven with my doors locked ever since

>>18242291
nigga, theres houses in el salvador that would make yours look like a mud hut

>>18247392

i'd like to see some sources on your 'fact' kid

>>18251937
That's pretty fucked up that they didn't even knock on your car window or anything beforehand.

>>18242291
Then there's this guy

>>18252037
I still don't know if he was just crazy or it was just a cover story for something else like needing to get to a drug deal? Domestic dispute?

Or maybe his brother really was sick.

>>18245786
Do homeless guys in myrtle beach if you're still here anon

>September 24, 2015
>Remember this because it was my birthday
>Walking home late with girlfriend from a baseball game with friends
>Decently-lit street, so we're not especially worried
>Just chatting with her, but I've already noticed the three people following us from the corner of my eye
>I don't acknowledge them so they don't do anything too sudden
>One of them clears their throat
>Girlfriend stops talking and turns to them
>I do the same
>They're wearing the exact same outfit, black hoodie and black jeans, they all have their hands in their pockets
>One of them pulls their hands out, revealing a small knife in their hand
>Other two do the same
>Girlfriend's already pulling her baseball bat out of her bag
>She tosses me my knife (I have one in her bag at all times)
>3v2 seems even enough
>Literally a half dozen of these niggas come out from nowhere, all holding knives
>Well fuck
>We book it
>We stop running only when we finally run out of breath
>These guys didn't even follow us
>What the fuck

>>18252220

Ambush predators don't pursue.

If you throw them off-script they shut down and reset for the victim/prey Think alligator vs.cheetah

>>18252228
*the next victim/ prey to come along

Wtf is this shit, op. This isn't paranormal.

>went in an abandoned place
>some hobos turned up
>I ran away

>>18252232
Not op, but it's just a probably non-paranormal soopy thread

>>18252232
Actually it's hella paranormal. What it isn't, incidentally, is supernatural.

>>18252228
I enjoy reading your analogy, have a "(you)".

>>18246734
That static electric discharge thing sounds dope as fuck and I envy your paranormal rave.

>Hanging out with friend
>Almost Halloween
>On the way to his place from another friend's place
>He stops to get gas
>I head inside to get a drink
>As I'm picking out what I want this guy walks in
>He's wearing a black ballistic face mask
>Freak out a bit and put my hand on my CC
>Put a couple of isles between me and him
>The fucking cashier hasn't looked up from his phone
>I get a better look at him
>Looks like he's wearing white contacts
>Dressed like a homeless guy
>Fucking filthy with long wet hair
>Fingerless gloves, for fucks sake
>I whisper over to the cashier
>"Hey! Hey man! Fucking look up!"
>He does
>Sees the guy walking up
>Cashier jumps but doesn't make a noise
>Visibly freaked out, all wide-eyed
>Mask guy walks up to the register
>Puts an ice tea on the counter
>After a few moments the cashier stammers out
>"Uhh... th-that's a do-... dollar fourty nine"
>Mask guy pulls out a wallet and puts some cash on the counter
>Just drops the wallet on the ground, takes his drink and walks out
>Walk up to the cashier
>"What the hell was that.."
>"I... I don't know. He gave me twenty bucks."
>I pick up the wallet
>Had some cash in it, a few expired credit cards and some woman's Washington driver's license
>Walk outside to meet friend
>"Hey did you see that guy?"
>He turns around
>"Huh? What guy?"
>I look around and see him slowly wandering out of the parking lot onto an unlit street, pouring ice tea on his face mask like he's trying and failing to drink it
>"The hell..."
>"Yeah"
>We both quickly got in his car and left
>As we pulled away I caught one last look at him as he threw the bottle on the ground

My friend lives only a few miles from that gas station, and later that night I heard a few gunshots in the distance. I still wonder if someone shot him.

>>18249270
What dialect is "UwU"?

>>18246767
needs work but I see potential here

>>18252266
thnx dude, if I knew you we could hop on some bicycles and go out there. lol

>>18252232
Nope

>>18242327
>be me riding bycycle
>be shady
>decide to bully three random boys
>they are not scared and laughing at you
>go to hell's angel you know
>tell him what some guys bullying you
>get lulz

>>18251937
>> all 3 passenger doors have been simultaneously yanked open
>> in my my drowsy State I don't react
You were far, far, far more in danger of having an accident than you were of being robbed or stabbed.

>>18252232
Depends on how you define ‘normal’, really. Is it not paranormal to experience something surreal that doesn't ‘normally’ happen in your life?

>>18252285
>Put a couple of isles between me and him
Holy shit, you ran across the ocean?

>>18253121
Great humor man, I almost died laughing. Keep it up dude. I'd love to see your future posts. Subscribed! :)

>be me in senior year of high school
>just got license, access to weed and alcohol, finally made friends
>life is good and I'm ready to do crazy stupid teenager shit
>friend suggests going to abandoned asylum one night
>fuck yeah
>place is a bit of a local legend, all the cool kids have been there and a bunch of spoopy stories about it
>go at around 10-11 with 2 friends a bottle of whiskey and a bag of weed, ready to party
>have to park in random parking lot half a mile away, walk through woods and crawl through hole in a fence to get there, it's sketchy as fuck
>get in through a broken window that has clearly been boarded over and broken again multiple times
>get inside, place is covered in graffiti and trash
>explore a bit, mostly just long hallways and locked up rooms
>recognize some names and inside jokes from school graffitied on the wall spot is obviously very popular
>spoop-o-meter drops to zero, this is really just a hangout spot more than anything else
>chill out, smoke and drink for a bit
>eventually hear echoes' of someone talking through the halls
>figure its some more kids from school and go check it out
>turn corner and see a slouched figure rocking and babbling walking towards us down the hall
>shining flashlights on him, see that its an old homeless nig
>wearing multiple layers of wet coats, long hair and beard, just generally very dirty, a very high level hobo
>approaches us while talking gibberish and gesturing to the bottle my friends holding
>friend hands it to him, apologizing to him for intruding and trying to make conversation
>guy just takes the bottle, sees the cigarette in my hand, takes that too and just walks off
>doesn't sound that bad reading it now, but being 17 we noped the fuck out after that
>tell people about it at school next day
>nobody else that's been there has ever seen and heard about him before
>a couple weeks later a woman is found dead in the asylum
>nobody goes there ever again after that

>>18253267
>high level hobo
Haven't laughed all day man. Thanks

>>18245705
This has shit to do with shit but what do your parents line of work. There's got to be more to this shit than studying and getting degrees to pray for money. Or does money attach itself to some people at birth.? So confused. Cool story though

>>18244117

yes, nothing . plus is a pretty narrow place for bird or animals to fall into

>>18248543

none has been able to cure me , bro

>>18248465

the Virgin warned in La Salette about these deceiving hell's contraptions

They will have great power over Nature: there will be churches built to serve these spirits. People will be transported from one place to another by these evil spirits, even priests,

In the year 1864, Lucifer together with a large number of demons will be unloosed from hell; they will put an end to faith little by little, even in those dedicated to God.

Everywhere there will be extraordinary wonders, as true faith has faded and false light brightens the people.

these prophecies, though approved by Church, has been unlearn as many of them foresaw wickedness of clerks

>>18245705
Probably that meteor or that Chinese Rocket

>live in the not so nice part of SoCal

>>18234829
This one always gets me

>>18253121
Wouldn't you?

>>18253267
Hudson River Psych?

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>6-7 years old
>In my bed
>I was really tired which was unusual as fuck so I was trying to sleep at around 6pm
>Have a giant stuffed German Shepard I won at Six Flags: Butterscotch
>Hall light is somewhat illuminating my room, can make out roughly the silhouette of Butterscotch right next to me
>Eyes are closed
>Half-asleep
>Suddenly hear some kind of scraping noise
>Look over
>What roughly looks like the outline of a giant beetle is crawling on my bed

>Butterscotch starts fucking growling
>I shit you not
>The stuffed animal began to growl
>Room is just buzzing and growling noises
>No idea whats going on
>Begin to cry
>Transform into usain bolt
>Run all the way downstairs
>Babble to my family about what happened

I still don't know what the fuck was going on that night. I always had an overactive imagination, but on absolutely no fucking day since then have I EVER had such a lucid "hallucination" or anything of the sort.

>>18255432
sleep paralysis. I had it once. shits terrifying.

>>18246420
>>18246425
Serious question, are you retarded? Look how you described your history

>>18255527
Considering I got up and bolted in a few seconds and have never had an episode of sleep paralysis since, I doubt it.

Not only that, when I got downstairs it was still twilight out. Not much time had passed at all.

>>18243582
One twoth?

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>>18255575
1 GOLD 2TH LIKE I'M SHA SHABBA RANKS

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>>18249476
Are you me?

dont know if this counts so much as a 'nope' story but more of a 'looking back on it this couldve turned very sour' story
so
>around 6-8 years old i think
>live in a fucking terrible bogan neighbourhood but very sheltered bc religious family
>at the local supermarket one day with mum n big sis
>need to use the bathroom real bad but mum is still paying and big sis is going through that "ugh i dont wanna be seen with my little sister phase
>decide to go on my own
>go into the womens bathroom. its dead silent and trashed as always
>lock myself in a cubicle and do the piss
>hear male teens outside the bathroom
"hurr hurr we should go in the girls bathroom theres no one around"
>uh oh
>keep quiet and pull up legs as the door opens
"hey! anyone in here?"
>torn between staying quiet and shouting "go away! you shouldnt be in here!" yknow bc gullible young christian
>decide to stay quiet cause i dont wanna get bullied (thats literally the worst thing i could think of)
"HEY!"
>nnnnnope shhhh
>they run off for some reason, i think someone was coming to clean up
>finish up and fuckin leg it to my mum
>pretty much start crying as i explain the situation to her
>she apologises profusely. actually sounds more traumatised than me
and thats why i hate public bathrooms and bogans

Not really a NOPE moment but it makes me wonder about things sometimes.

>Be me, 19
>Homeless, lost car so now I have to sleep outside
>Going around town looking for a place to sleep one day
>Usually I just find some place behind bushes or something and cover myself in a blanket
>This time I decide to sleep on a roof
>Make my way to abandoned store's roof
>There's someone already sleeping up there

I got arrested shortly after that and slept in jail for the next 4 days but it makes me wonder just how many roofs are occupied and how many of those occupants are in a good position to catch someone alone at night if they really wanted to.

>>18255432
Probably a combination of vivid imagination and sleep deprivation. I swear being a kid is like being on drugs sometimes

>>18255562

It's not so much sleep paralysis but that filmy, oily sheen you see between sleep and being awake. Iv woken to a standing figure next to my bed and it didn't go away until I was sitting on the edge and swiped at it. It's almost always worse in the dark, I know not to look over my room because for sure I will see something when I am not fully awake.

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>live a few towns away from everyone I know
>hang out with my friend all day
>it's 11PM, decide to drive her home
>we're about to pass a small park
>you take a path into the woods, park sits in a big cutout
>someone left the gates open again
>"lets go swing, anon"
>bad feeling but go anyway so she doesnt think I'm a pussy
>sit at the swings staring into the forest while she talks
>panicking a bear or mountain lion will be out for food tonight
>we joke about how creepy it feels
>sit in the car because it's getting cold
>push he front seats up to make room
>she's getting her weed out
>I'm too paranoid to join in this time
>I see lights shine on us
>a car is coming down the path and into the park
>tease her that it's a cop
>it's getting closer, white SUV with rap bass vibrating the closer it gets
>"well its DEFINITELY not the cops lol"
>it drives behind us, parks sideways blocking us in the park
>"Oh fuck, anon theyre getting out!"
>some guys in hoodies start running toward the car with the bass still pulsing
>im pressing the button for my seat to slide back
>they start smacking the car and hitting the windows
>she starts crying
>I gongola leg myself back into the driver seat and motion "one sec" to the guy in the passenger window
>his face looks lifeless
>turn my key as fast as I can and floor it towards the woods
>shes bouncing around screaming in the back
>"They're following us!"
>she's screaming and I can barely see to avoid trees
>they're far behind us, I kill the lights
>I swing right because its less wooded
>crash headfirst and bust my nose on the wheel
>try to reverse
>engine's dead
>feels like I'm having a heart attack, we both try to find our cellphones
>hear the music pulsing closer, she's screaming they're back
>I tell her to follow, we have to run
>flip over the wall and run to a house with lights on
>she gets there shortly after
>we call her parents and a tow truck

I swear to God he looked like the meme sketch