how does one consecrate a wand?

you slide it into your ass for three or four days and then POOF!!! you're gay as hell.

You have to make a circle with your friends and ejaculate on it because basically you are a fucking faggot.

sharpie in pooper

>>18230966
Do you have any black magic pastebins or demonology, that or onion links? Or are we still edge lords shaking our wands in mums basement?

>>18230966
looks like Grimace shooting some pool

The ritual should mean something to you. So should the creation or acquisition of the wand.

I've heard things from both wiccans and chaos magicians about consecration of the object, but if you dig you'll get so much contradictory stuff that it matters little.

>>18231058
>I have nothing to contribute but want to post anyway

>>18231028
If you read a lot of Crowley, this actually might not be a terrible idea

>>18231060

>Don't specify your magical tradition
>Don't specify whether you bought this thing, at least found the materials yourself, inherited it, or hand-made it
>Don't specify what you intend to use it for

Eat a dick, nobody can give you an answer that they know will be satisfactory because you have given zero relevant information.

>>18231102
That's fine, but I'm not the guy asking about the wand, so, your magic fails you again. Maybe you should put out those candles before your mom comes downstairs and yells at you again.

>>18231102
>Google Reverse Image Search: About 25,270,000,000 results

OP is completely wasting everyone's time.

>>18230966
Ask your mother, she consecrated mine

>>18230966
>18230966
by shoving it up your ass you harry potter ass bitch lmao

Exchange it for Cho Chans' wand at the Wizarding World gift shop. Then you'll be all set.

>>18230966

Very carefully.

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>>18231033
>onion links
>occult literature on tor

>>18230966
Can you sound with it? Because, that would answer all your questions right there.

>>18231822
This the real

You have to touch a cop with it and say thank you. Dubs speak truth

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i would also like to consecrate my wand.

>>18233606
sorry for the shit photo quality btw

>>18230966

Consecrating a wand is like polishing a scarf. It's inappropriate and only ruining the object in question.

Wands are tools of magic, which exists contrary to God's divine will. To consecrate one is, at best, to turn it into a stick. And depending on the nature of the wand and power of the consecration, far worse scenarios are likely.

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>>18230966

>>18230966

Have your kid sister slide it across her pussy-lips 14 times, back-to-front.

Film her doing this, and post it in this thread.

That should do it.

>>18230966
>1. Tell people it's consecrated
>2. Believe that it's consecrated
>¿¿¿¿¿
>4. Profito

>>18231131
XD

>>18230966
Throw it in the trash

>>18230966
With our urethra.

>>18230966
Consecration ritual dummy>>18230966

>>18230966
Man, just go on a diet and get outside at least once a day. Fuck. This might be the saddest thing I've seen on the internet.

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Stick it in your yoni.

If you don't have a yoni, stick it in the yoni of the most spiritual grill you know.

If you don't know grills who will let you stick things in their yoni, then consecrating a wand is the least of your worries.