Conspiracy Theories General

>>18230055
There are no oceans

>>18230066
Nigga what

I agree with points 1, possibly 2, even if it would just be new lifeforms we have not found yet. Possibly I will let someone cut my brain up after i die let us see what it appears as. Number 3, Of course man sandy hook is a setup. Just like most other American "Tragedies". I would like info on project monarch.

>>18230055
>>The New World order is a real group
The Jews
>>There's something hidden in/under Antarctica
The Jews
>>Fluoridation of our water calcifies our pineal gland
Because of the Hebrews
>>Sandy hook was a false flag operation
Bingo, it was the Jews
>>Many celebrities were subjects of Project Monarch
JOOOOOS!

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Disney are a Satanic Cult that has been given free reign and unlimited funds to brainwash the children of the World.

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>>18230137
Ignore anon, he's a Jewish disinformation agent false flagging the Jews, he's obstructing the truth by making them look like they're behind everything.

>>18230066
Wasn't this one about forests

Stars are not light years away as they claim. this is to stop us travelling to them.

they want them for themselves.

>>18230055
what's the deal With the pineal gland?

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>>18230246
It's genuinely believed to be the powerhouse of the soul or your "third eye" and calcification of it apparently can lead to "blue pilled" thoughts and blissful ignorance.

>>18230261
>genuinely
by who? the mentally retarded?

>9/11 was inside job
>Cultural Marxism is a Jewish ideology created to eliminate Christianity and prevent anyone from ever rising up against Jewish globalism, like the Nazis did.
>concentration camps were real, but there is no legitimate evidence to support the claim that Jews were systematically murdered in concentration camps
>the current Syrian and Russian governments are less evil than the US government.

>>18230261
Honestly if it is, i don't think you can Block it With chlorine, or Calcium or whatever

>>18230584
>Syrian and Russian governments
Found the Russian propaganda shill.

>>18230055
>Nature is using humans to excrete technology that will eventually carry all biology off-planet, because it senses that the sun is going to die / explode. AKA nature using humans like a specialized cell type to preserve itself by spreading off-world.

>>18230055
Why do you think the government doesn't want you smoking weed?

>>18231005
Sounds neat but do you know what a conspiracy theory is?

Sandy hook may have been 'setup' with the government, but I personally know someone who had lost someone and I went to school with Vicki Soto, the sister of the slain teacher. The one crying in the infamous picture. People and children did die. It's just a matter of who really did it.

>>18230885
Found the alphabet

>>18231113
Nice coverup

>>18230261
The eye of ra suggests the thalamus, the pineal gland secretes sleep toxin so if anything the likely cause of sleep paralysis hallucinations

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>>18231154
Also the corpus callosum is larger in left handers, subsequently the bible refers the devil to be left handed, likely this is connected.

>>18231144
Yup you caught me, I work for the government. You will all die in 2021.

You ignorant cucks sicken me and the whole state of Connecticut.

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>>18231160
Nwo, real tho.

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>>18231168
>Shilling this hard
Or
>Thinking he speaks for all of Connecticut

>>18231110
No, what is a conspiracy theory?

>>18231241
connecticut singularity intranet

>>18231113
Shill or someone lying for attention

>>18231241
I am, because it actually happened.

>>18231241
>>18231241
Do you truely believe that a whole town lying is more likely than the government just sending in a madman?

Your the fucking shill mate, designed to make conspiracies look stupid as shit

>>18230126
>I would like info on project monarch.

Just watch The Marchurian Candidate and Zoolander

>>18230164
Did you seriosly think that the retard behind "there are no forest" would stop a it?

>>18230448
>by who? the mentally retarded?

Dude, you are in /x/, we have flat earthers as a regular basis, if there are people that believe that:
-The earth is flat
-The earth is the center of the universe
-We live under a giant tv dome

You can trust me, there are people who will believe FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>18231160
where does the bible satan is left handed? i would legit like to know?
t. Theology student.

>>18231113

And there's that one token Sandy Hook resident that shows up in every conspiracy thread by pure coincidence. That entire town must be 4chan users.

And you will NEVER post proof.

>>18231900
It doesn't, guy is talking out his ass.

>>18231945
Yeah, the Bible's description of Satan is very very limited. On top of the fact that left handedness is not something that the Bible looks down upon either. In fact, on of the judges was a left handed man who smuggled a shortsword into a foreign kings palace. He would later go onto act as a moral leader of Israel as most, not all, judges did.

>>18230093
There are not any oceans

>>18231683
>"No U"
Good retort

>>18231939
Exactly. I'm not saying there is a conspiracy, I'm not even saying the actual events are anything but what the official narrative describe. I'm suggesting that
>>18231168
Can't speak for everyone

>>18230148
but kingdom hearts

>>18231113
Wow, someone in every Sandy hook thread knows someone who was there. Woah.

>>18232392
Is too sick, fucking heartless bastards lagging it like hell to come out.

>>18232026
alrighty

the "there are no forests" thing checks out pretty well in theory
tldr when the flood happened the majority of life changed from silicone based to carbon based, and mountains are the stumps of giant trees and stone is what dead silicone trees turn into

http://secretenergy.com/news/are-these-giant-prehistoric-trees/

this article mentions the idea that trees are information databases and they were eradicated

im wondering how youre supposed to just "touch a tree and learn anything about the past" from it