are there any supernatural ways to become beautiful? improve

>>18224682
What a nothing thread, go to gif or some shit and jack off there.

>>18224688
what does masturbation have to do with beauty?

>>18224682

Practice too much of the occult and you become a lich. Beautiful people are pure, undistorted. Governed by the rules of nature alone.

There's a price for everything.

>>18224703
i dont really understand what you mean

are you saying a lich is beautiful? or that all beautiful people are pure? because the latter is definitely not the case

>>18224707
You can't be serious.

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>>18224682
Not throug magic, but there is a phenomena known as animal magnetism. It basically the theory behind instinctual attraction over looks. I'll give you the crash course and not go into depth.
Basically eat healthy and keep a healthy body are the most important things, this helps to balance and produce hormones, then next if believe you are good looking, don't just think, have faith your sexy and that everyone wants to have sex with you, you need to trick your body into producing hormones and ferimones of a dominant male or female, which ever you may be, looking to mate. And people will be instinctively attracted regardless of your lookes

>>18224719
Uh why?

>>18224723
this is not about sex or any degenerate shit, its about becoming a physically beautiful person regardless of that, i couldnt care less about sex.

>>18224727
because youre a retarded piece of shit asking pointless questions just to troll perhaps?

" hehe calm down op xd "

>>18224736
oh my I didn't realize the rabbit hole went this far, you may have issues dude.

>>18224742
i have issues with annoying shitposting trolls i do yes.

you must first slay yourself

>>18224743
damn nigga I really wasn't expecting this response geez dude

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>>18224750
and then..

>>18224682
Beyoncé Katy Perry

Use Occult practices of "Glamour"

This enhances them. Plus some spirits can increase your charisma

>>18224733
Never said it was about sex, but there is no magic to make someone look good, it without tricking your body onto thinking it's going to have sex you won't produce the hormones and ferimones to attract people.
Bar that plastic surgery.
Or as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and stop taking what degenerates fond attractive and applying it to yourself, love yourself for what you are, when you find beauty with in others will see It too.
But the is no magic fix/trick/spell/incantation/pact anything that will help

>>18224778
>>18224777
that's pretty pathetic then as far as powers go that none of them are able to change your flesh into something else.

>>18224777
Confirmed, glamour can also be done via eye contact. I have no other way of explaining how I've managed to engage with beyond my league girls.

>>18224797
Charm and confidence are now magic spells?

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Yeah. The discipline that comes with wizardry.
Eat more live enzymes.
Cut off most meat and dairy
Drink a lot of water
Beauty is looking healthy and fit
Anime girls look beautiful because they have smooth skin, good figure and shining hair
They also look cute because they have the proportions of a human baby, by the way.

>>18224788
There is a way through transmogrification, but I doubt anyone has the sort of control over their physiology to have any success let alone teach it. And I doubt technology is aloud to try. But even if you can change your shape its still an illusion your still the same person, just with an altered appearance. Perfection is not beauty.

>>18224813
im talking about looking BEAUTIFUL, not average. theres a lot of healthy people that just look average because of their genetics (facial features, hair, eye color and so on) and also thats a no brainer.

>>18224788
no it's all illusion what would you expect?

Even 9/11 was a world wide illusion.

>>18224682

Get the guy drunk.

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>>18224820
well this girl isn't perfect but still very much what I (and most people on this planet) would consider beautiful even if you personally don't agree

>>18224831
its not about men/women/sex, even if youre ugly you can attract them plenty, and im also long taken. i want to know if there's a way to shape yourself LITERALLY into something more superior, change your face, hair, eyes, things like that.

i just hate how ugly most people are and that includes me. i want to far above illusion spells. i guess there isn't, but i can still ask.

>>18224834
first of all you need to stop being fat

>>18224806
When you don't say a word but just look in thier eyes and they do what you're thinking, maybe girls just got easy?

>>18224834
What do you look like?

>>18224853
stop
shitposting

>>18224858
totally irrelevant for this topic

>>18224682
Yes. You can gain beauty by practicing the arcane rituals of exercising, having a healthy diet, good sleeping habits, and acquiring a tasteful fashion sense.

I know these rituals can be very alien and hard to practice for some people, but I guarantee you that if you master them, you will attain beauty.

>>18224864
>im talking about looking BEAUTIFUL, not average. theres a lot of healthy people that just look average because of their genetics (facial features, hair, eye color and so on) and also thats a no brainer.

>>18224860
I just want to see what the big deal is.

>>18224733
Those two things are the same.
Physically attracted = wanting to mate i.e. have a family with you

Yeah, makeup and plastic surgery. Magic doesn't exist you fucking lazy retard.

>>18224876
i think that most real people are physically average or ugly compared to what could be and only a few people are naturally BEAUTIFUL (on top of putting effort into their looks)

i am not hideous, i am in a relationship and get positive attention from the other gender more than enough, i dont care, i want to seek a way to change myself into something i consider truly beautiful. no, plastic surgery is mostly shit and limited.

if there is no supernatural way then this is hopeless.

>>18224885
if the prize for true beauty would be losing my genitals id be fine with that, i dont want kids and i dont care about sex.

imagine it like an angelic, genderless being?

>>18224870
Then don't. Keep fucking ignoring decent advice that will help you more over some hocus pocus bullshit you're asking for.

>>18224887
then go home.

>>18224898
i can't go home yet

>>18224896
are you autistic? do you believe that every person who is healthy and has a fashion sense is BEAUTIFUL?

>>18224902
Beauty is relative

>>18224906
sure, though some things are almost universally attractive (to most people)

>>18224682
Yea the "magic"
Is called makeup you dense faggot.
>Git gud

>>18224838

Learn the ancient ways of Victoria's Secret.

Then you shall transform!!!

>>18224853

Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's Maybelline?

>>18224911
If you really think that then you should acquire photoshop and decent lighting. There's your fucking magic.

>>18224902
>are you autistic? do you believe that every person who is healthy and has a fashion sense is BEAUTIFUL?
Yes.
Because even people with an aesthetic facial structure can look very ugly if they don't properly groom themselves in the morning or if they're leading an unhealthy lifestyle. I am saying this from experience.

Maybe you're lazy and you think that beautiful people are well looking by default, but to look nice you must actively work for it.

>>18224928
so you have never met a person like that i suppose because they exist outside of photoshop

This is the dumbest nigger of the week hands down!

>>18224931
>people have to work for big, bright eyes
>people have to work for natural, full lips
>people have to work for good height
>people have to work for thick hair
>people have to work for the right fat distribution
>people have to work for their cheekbones

just shut the fuck up jesus christ. like are you not able to read or just trolling? its a fucking no brainer that EVERYONE can improve with eating clean, dressing nice and so on, but most of these people will still not be hot or BEAUTIFUL!

make up is good, but looks shit up close and it also fades, it is not natural beauty.

>>18224935
you shouldn't be so harsh to yourself anon

you guys need to stop thinking from your perspectives because you shit brains think like "omg how i can be hot so i can attract bf/gf??"

i dont have that problem

i wanted to know if there is a supernatural way to attain supreme BEAUTY so stop giving me shit advice like dress better anon xd because thats not what my curiosity is about or i wouldn't ask in a board for SUPERNATURAL TOPICS

>>18224943
Nah OP's just a dumb nigger probably oonga boongas on themselves at night.

>>18224962
>projecting this hard

found the dumb nigger

>>18224966
OP should have asked how to become less of a dumb nigger

>>18224990
well i could just ask you that because you seem to have a lot of experience with being a dumb nigger

>>18224959
You already are too lazy to improve yourself with what is very real and tangible advice.

If there was actually any magical way to fix your ugly face, I bet you would be too lazy and evasive with that method as well.

>>18225007
why the fuck are you even assuming i'm not doing all of these things already? did you hit your head on the ground or what?

>>18225003
I've encountered a lot of dumb niggers in my days. As to be expected when on /x/.

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>>18224682
Cultural Capitalism commoditizes beauty and consumer tribalism fetishizes it. It is a saleable attribute, something that allows you to get social standing and ultimately money through that social standing. It destroys beauty by turning it into a means to an end.

Beautiful people are harmed by this by being drawn into this commodification of their beauty because of this, and so they are much more prone to lose sight of being and unsaleable qualities and values of one's being. When you see a "shallow" beautiful person it isn't because of their beauty or any flaw of their nature, but exploitation by cultural capitalism. The ultimate expression of this is the career model, whose entire career is based on their perceived beauty.

"Ugly" (anyone who isn't what cultural capitalism views as beautiful) people have their own ailment because of this: envy. The same desire to have as to be that beautiful people have makes the "ugly" desire this appearance they do not have. We undergo surgery to try to change this, practice make-up techniques for endless hours, try to cultivate our appearance. Ugly people who have fallen prey to cultural capitalism will form their own tribes, often mocking the beautiful.

And so you see how capitalism creates not just economic class division but a multiplicity of them, beauty vs. ugly being one. Which brings us back to your post, OP. You want beauty so much that you seek a magic spell to become beautiful. Then you say that beauty isn't important, then describe that it can "make life more enjoyable." You sense the contradiction here, you state the contradiction, and the only solution is to seek being instead of having and appearing.

>>18224682
No there isn't you fucking dumb bitch. You're either born with good genes to look good or not. You can get surgery if it really bothers you. There isn't any other way.


Now leave my board, you ugly trash. Threads like these are retarded.

>>18225086
why are you manipulating what i said? i never said beauty isn't important, i said it's not the MOST important thing.

>>18225097
I misread. Yes, beauty (which, within bounds is constructed by cultural capitalism) is very important to our society. You should reject that socioeconomic importance, as it is cancer.

>>18225121
actually its way more important to me than most people i know, most dont seem to care much or aren't at odds as much with our reality as i am

im not saying there isnt a problem in society of fake beauty and unrealistic standards but in my daily life i didnt encounter much of it

>>18224870
>He doesn't know how to green text

Friendly reminder that you should lurk more before start making shitty threads.

>>18225134
the reply was a copypasta (i already said the same thing before but people are too dumb to read just like you)

fucktard

>>18224682
You can't really change your proportions or body constitution. Some body refinement techniques can enchance things like your skin, hair, eyes and physique to some extent, but you need to look kinda decent in the first place to get the most put of it. Like if you've got a -5/10 face even magic wont help you man, let alone training.

>>18224824
>eye color

OP, the fact that you keep posting girls with aquamarine eyes is a dead giveaway. We all know you're that same attention whore who's obsessed with changing her eye color from green-hazel to green.

Posting on /x/ every day won't help you. You are cripplingly mentally ill and you need help before some "magick" trollplayer eventually convinces you to do something that will harm your eyes.

Magic is not real. You will never permanently change your eye color without surgery because that is not possible. When you make posts like this, you only trigger your body dysmorphic disorder further.

If you're in the U.S., call 1‑877‑SAMHSA7 now and ask if they know of anyone in your area who works with body dysmorphic disorder. Good luck.

>>18225163
huh? i literally posted the girl because i was looking for "objectively" beautiful women and found her on the top of /r/prettygirls, that's all

you seem very paranoid, also if i wanted green eyes why would i post BLUE eyes? check your brain retard

>>18225126
It affects women more than men, but men increasingly moreso. Men tend to be commodified in other ways.

What you want is authenticity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authenticity_(philosophy)

Reading existentialist philosophy can help the knowledge of authenticity and other concepts bubble up from your understanding to your perception of reality. Alternately, you can seek to roughly understand the concept, and seek to practice it until it becomes mental habit.

>>18225163
>>18225175
also i don't even like green eyes they remind me of a gypsy or swampy vomit

the girls eyes are BLUE

>>18225176
the pressure isn't external, it comes from my soul who doesn't like the plane of existence and how ugly we are

in the realms of the mind and fantasy we are truly beautiful

>>18225175
You know what aquamarine is, little girl.

You always post these sob stories about how your mommy would have loved you if you had good Aryan eyes. Stop pretending you don't know what I'm talking about when this is the third time you've made this thread.

>>18225189
>confirmed for not reading the thread

my parents love the shit out of me, i have a boyfriend, i get positive attention from men and women, I DONT GIVE A SHIT, i am seeking supernatural ways to attain unnatural beauty in all kinds of ways not only eye color

aquamarine is also blue

just fuck off dude im not the person youre looking for

>>18225188
When you get tired of your suffering from the endless striving to become beautiful, remember one word: authenticity.

>>18225199
yeah.. alright

>>18225189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw

>>18224682
Workout, confidence, profit

>>18224682
Drinking semen. It's the seed of life, very potent stuff. Most of the energy is lost, but you can soak some up if you concentrate and spiritually tune yourself for it. You gotta swallow OP.

>>18224682
read the Picture of Dorian Grey

it doesn't just tell you HOW if you read into it, but also WHY THE FUCK IT'S NOT WORTH IT

>>18224682
>are there any supernatural ways to become beautiful? improve your physical appearance?
heh

cosmetic surgery

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>>18224682
>i noticed that most people involved in the occult or paranormal stuff are pretty ugly

Yeah right

>>18224755
He's just restarted he can't even grasp that he misunderstood you, or maybe he got a hint of the fact he did and felt stupid so be took it out on you I dunno you can't fix stupid

>>18224682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvjw5xJF8WQ

>>18224864
Not what op means. Take a look at brad pitt. When he first started acting he refused to shower, shave, wore ratty clothes, avoided personal hygiene and slept in his car because he wanted to make himself as ugly as possible so that he would be taken seriously for his acting chops alone. It didn't work, dude is just naturally beautiful no mattet what and an agent picked him up almost inmediately based on how he looked while he was basically living the life of a homeless person

Nope. You've either got it or ya don't. Nothing supernatural can change your physical beauty, only magnetism and attraction as others have pointed out. Sorry you have shit genetics, Opie.

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>Satanists are ugly

Brace for horrible English, I'm hailing from Hueland.
>>18225189
Not OP here. My mother of Germanic ancestry used to tell everyone about how I was born with blue eyes, and that it was *such a pity* how they got brown later. Nowadays I'm jaded about this and everything. I don't think even food is appealing anymore, nor women, nor anything. I'm just saying, shit happens.
>>18224682
Now for OP. Please bear with me.
Magic has very limited direct effect on the "physical realm". Like you were told before here, to sculpt yourself below your neck there are other procedures.
You may perhaps ignore this part and skip to the next post for magic and face look.
To give you an example, lets consider male porn stars. There's a window of opportunity, before adulthood, where hormones can be effectively used to produce the monstrosities you see there (don't doubt for a nanosecond that filthy rich people do that as a norm for their children). For the body there are exercises and plastic surgery, but then, there is the genitalia.
Despite of what you hear, actually there are devices that can apply pressure to the penis to stretch it. They are not peer reviewed, of course, but they do work. A dead giveaway for users are giant penises with very small heads and girth. Expect to pay about $400 for a good brand, which I won't mention here because it would sound spammy.
There are also exercises that can do this without the need for the device; those also can increase girth. I won't mention them directly here, because they may damage your penis if not done properly. Look for Kegel exercises for men. These will improve the quality of your erections, making possible for you to reach maximum size, and where you find info on it, you *will* find pointers to the other exercises.
For the balls, there are silicone prostheses, surgically implanted over them as a hat, so to say, to increase size.
For above neck improvements with magic, read the next post.

>>18226345
So, face. The relaxed look in a face is not all what your mind uses to recognize other people. There is also the expression. Your general mood will influence your face look. For a dramatic example, there is demonic possession/dissociative identity disorder, depending on how you look at it. You won't believe how possessed people look like other persons. Posture, and mainly the face, are of other persons. There are no bones or muscles being reshaped here; it is just an effect of a different facial expression.
Now some words on magic. Consider it as a form of psychology if this makes you more confortable. Actually, for now there isn't a surefire way to falsify the hypothesis if magic is "real" or "inside your head". But that is not relevant here; performing certain procedures, certain results follow. How they work doesn't matter.
Leaving a lot of of this definition, magic is something that will increase your willpower, and indirectly, confidence and self-esteem. As a side effect of magical practice, you will be a more balanced and confident person. This will be reflected on your general posture, and yes, in your face. You will look more desirable; that a commonly reported side effect of the Great Work. It is not easy; it will take 30 minutes of your day for the rest of your life for the practice, but it is worth it. Expect results to start to appear in about one year of practice.
If you are interested, there will be some recommended books for solo practice in the next post.

>>18226355
All these books are from the same author, and are available as bootlegs if you look for them. Probably all can be downloaded from Library Genesis.
If you are comfortable with Judeo-Christian symbols, look for "Learning Ritual Magic". If not, get "The Celtic Golden Dawn", "The Druid Magic Handbook" or "The Druidry Handbook".
Persevere Anon, it's worth it.

>>18224682
>i noticed that most people involved in the occult or paranormal stuff are pretty ugly, some average, but didnt see anyone who was really gorgeous..
Matter is mind, you're gorgeous only if you think about being gorgeous. Humans aren't devas, if you don't think about your appearance you'll most likely be average.

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>>18226345
Kys my man.

>>18224682
i have this magic ritual where I lift weights and eat right while also taking showers 2x a day

Doubt it, because being "beautiful" is a taste thing. Some might like how you look, while others won't. You can't please everybody.

>>18226800
some features are universally beautiful (with some exceptions of people who just have freak taste) and this girl for example >>18224834 would be considered beautiful by the far majority of this earth with no doubt

>>18226257
He must have smelled bad.

>>18224707
A lich is definitely beautiful

this is a eugene thread

>>18224682

You can resonate your energy to be more attractive. Plenty of ugly people can seem attractive when they resonate with themselves freely.

Basically, this.:

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>>18227165
well how do you become a real lich?

Why do you care so much? You're a shitting, breathing human.

Being ugly is like the standard for most of us.

>>18224682
Actually, I have been in metaphysical work for 6 years now, and through my encounters of other practitioners most of the women have been like models. Some hot chicks out there!

>>18224682
Stop eating so much and do exercise, fattie.

>>18224733
This is going to seem extremely shocking to you, and you might call me out as being a liar, but I tell you this very thing works and even has me, a neckbeard slimeball appear attractive to others. It's no joke. All you have to do is smile, and be sincere. That's it! A smile goes a mile, and I have even had sexy women like her in OP's pic smile back and blush with a flutter in her eyes. Smiling apparently is beauty in practice!

give yourself a blowjob

Have a fat guy cum on your face 7 times while you chant "Rutti tutti, fresh and fruity, gimmie the beauty!"

>>18224703
>Beautiful people are pure, undistorted.
That's why physically beautiful people never have awful personalities.

>>18224682
Seriously mods, come on...

>>18224682
The thing about beauty magick is that it doesn't actually change your appearance, just how people perceive it. I used it once to get a girl and it worked. Even though i'm realistically a 6/10 she thought I was a 9/10. Of course, then she saw my shitty personality and it didn't work. Shoulda used charisma magick

>>18229698
keep telling yourself that lardass

>>18224682
depends on the practice and level of expertise. Most cult leaders are radient. But if you work with dark forces you'll probably look pretty bad.

I know of several (eastern) techniques that help your inner light shine through the eyes or skin. Those are definitely known as beauty practices. A lot of people who practice the occult probably do neglect their appearance, but if you look at a rasputin or a Krishnamurte, I'd say there are definitely exceptions to the trend you've seen. That said, if someone dabbles and does some unhealthy stuff, that will likely have a negative effect.

>>18229858
You just jealous I get mundane women with mundane skills you filthy milk drinker, go climb a wall of dicks.

Ya they actually have the basics of a few rituals you can do to look better and actually feel better too. Really powerful stuff so you have to be careful though.

It's on the stickied thread on /fit/

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Alright, you want to know the trick?

The secret magic formula...oh here goes.

>take showers...often
>keep your hair clean, somewhat styled.
>keep your face clean as best you can.
I do realize there are people with acne. There is medication for that. It works...I know.
>Keep a diet and EXERCISE.
>Mean get the fcyck away from your computer and run around.
>Like I should talk.
>do some simple exercises every day.
Pushups for the chest, arms and abs.
Pullups if you can.
SItups as many as you can do.
>and smile motherfucker. Nobody is really attracted to edgelords...except other edgelords. And that sucks.
>On that note...brush your teeth twice a day.
>deodarant
>when your ready to go totally balls-deep into this spell, after at least three months of practicing said above incantations,
>go out and buy some decent clothes that fit.

There it is. Now you will magically be better looking.

But you will still be a douchebag, but that's another thread another day.

Good luck anon. Remember, your a keeper!

Capture a skin walker and figure out how they shape shift. Maybe inject that black liquid that comes out of them into your veins or ask it how.
You could probably change your features like in a character creator from Skyrim or Fallout, or just shape shift into someone else.

>>18224682
>>18226901

Become a Siren ffs.